On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

Hades agreed to the marriage proposal of Poseidon and Zeus, and then, unwilling to marry, felt "embarrassed" (Poseidon and Zeus thought).This matter made Poseidon and Zeus very distressed. They felt that Hades and their wedding must be known to the whole world (otherwise, what if others go to hook up with their elder brother?).That morning, Hades was enchanted by Hypnos to sleep again, and Poseidon and Zeus began to work.First take out the invitation letter that was hidden before, and issue it to all three realms.Then, the wedding ceremony is held at the intersection of the three worlds. "You, you, go and carry the flower ball up." "Why are the flowers withered? Hurry up!" "Your Highness, your gown has arrived." Poseidon and Zeus regained their spirits and put on their gowns first. Now, it's Hades' time. "Come Hypnos!" cried Poseidon.Now, Hades was lying on the gorgeous melanin bed, surrounded by the flower of death, Crystal Orchid, and Hypnos' hands were shaking from the moment he came in. "Can you stop shaking?" Zeus was unhappy.Hypnos replied neither humble nor overbearing: "Gods have first and second times, I'm a little scared." "Be careful." Zeus and Hypnos lifted Hades up and put on the gown. "Huh?" Hades opened his eyes in a daze, "What are you doing?" He said, looking at him. "What is this? You..." Suddenly there was no sound. It turned out that Hypnos knocked on Hades, and Hades fell asleep again. "Come on now!" When Hades woke up, his hair was combed well, and he was wearing a dress he had never seen before. There was gold in the sky, blue in the sea, and black in the underworld he governed. . (Hades: Can't imagine how good the three colors would look together) "Hey, don't move, you're going to be a bride!" said Tartarus on the side. "What?! Why didn't I know?" Hades suddenly woke up and turned around to take off his clothes.Tartarus immediately stopped Hades, "My mission is to keep you in check." Me again.Hades just waited until Poseidon and Zeus came to take him to complete the wedding. "Have you two bastards had enough trouble? Let me go!" Hades said with a gloomy face. "That... big brother may have to wait a while... hehe." Zeus laughed.Hades was led out by Zeus, and Poseidon was just outside the door. (Zeus: Second brother, you bully me, I am happy here! Hades: I hate you! Let me go! I am not a bride, but a groom! Ah! Ah!) The sisters of Hades held The sign reads: League of Rotten Girls. "Big brother, you come to be the mascot!" Hera yelled.Hades also saw Tartarus sign the membership list, and then leisurely drank the red wine provided by the League of Rotten Girls.What are these gods doing! ! !Hades, Poseidon and Zeus stood at the top, announcing to the guests that they were together.The little Eros who just came back from studying in China tied up the little fingers of the three gods with a red thread, but he was not very skilled in tying them up, and tied Hades, Poseidon and Zeus together into a ball.Zeus tore off the red thread easily, and said to Hades: "Brother, let's bridal chamber!" Punos, Thanatos, go! What are you waiting for!" "Hey, big brother, wait! Gods of the sea world, chase after me!" Poseidon followed.The simple Zeus asked Hera: "Should I go after him now?" Hera: "Hurry up!" He also kicked. "Brother, wait for me too!" The people below looked at the sky where blue and black intertwined, followed by gold, and rumors slowly started to spread, and then, the rumors became more and more outrageous, and finally, A writer published a work called XXXXX, which tells the story of Hades, the king of the underworld, and Poseidon, the king of the sea, colluding to steal the throne of God, but they were beaten back to their hometown after failing.And Hades was drinking water when he heard it, and spurted out a mouthful of "old blood". "Look what you two have done! Don't come into my room this month!" "Brother, let's drown (chop) that man!" Unexpectedly, Hades said: "No, he's dead now, I'm in charge, I'm going to introduce 18 floors of hell, and change it to 99 floors, how about you experience it first?"