On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

The tall god sitting in the black hall sighed, and then continued to approve official duties.The blond sleeping god under the seat took the memorial, stamped it with a seal, and sent it out by the attendant on the side. "Your Highness Hades, do you know if you don't want to take a break? We can review it together tomorrow." Hypnos asked. "No, it will be changed soon!" Yawning, Hades felt that he was really frightened by the official business of Tartarus. He had been dealing with it for 30 years day and night. It's a god's word, and it is estimated that human beings will spend their entire lives.What's more, Hypnos and Thanatos hadn't come to the underworld to be his subordinates at that time, and they didn't even do the stamping and so on by themselves. All the official duties are taken care of by himself, this god of the abyss is really incompetent!

"Your Highness Hades, is there anything else you can do for me?" Looking at Hypnos below, Hades fell silent, and then remembered the first meeting between Hypnos and Thanatos. sky:

Nix, the goddess of the night, put the two and a half small buns in front of Hades, and said, "Son, my God of Death and Sleep gave it to you for free. Watch it for me. It's fine if they don't die. You can let them do whatever you like." Go!" Hades felt at this moment, why are the Greek gods so two. "Then how about asking them to be my assistant officers?" "Really? That's great." The Evernight Goddess stayed for a while, and then went to do her own work, leaving behind two little buns.Hypnos lay on Thanatos' body in a daze, while Thanatos rubbed his death scythe expressionlessly. "Let's go." Hades lifted one in one hand and led them back to the palace. "Thanatos, you will live in this room with your brother from now on!" "Okay, Your Highness Pluto." Thanatos replied coldly. "Well, go to sleep." Hypnos on Thanatos's back said softly, dragged Thanatos' clothes and lay down on the bed, while Hades had already quietly gone out.Now, Thanatos goes to the world to lead the soul, and Hypnos often goes up to help him.

After changing the last official job in hand, Hades got off his seat, shook his head, cleared away all distracting thoughts, and looked at the bustling everything outside the window.They all change by themselves!At that time, the underworld was refurbished, and crystal orchids were planted on both sides of the underworld roads. Every soul passing by would be extracted by the underworld fighters guarding the crystal orchids. Lan also has the effect of calming the irritable soul, and Hypnos also added the effect of sleep to them.The river of oblivion, the souls of the dead must drink the water of this river to forget the worldly affairs, but now the river of oblivion has been abandoned, because Hades feels that sometimes it is more convenient to store memories, or else they are accidentally captured by the heaven above. The mortal who played dead drank the water of the Forgotten River, but that memory can never be found again.Why didn't Hades grow manjusawa?Hades said that Manzhushahua was too red and coquettish, and he didn't like it.The underworld was also renovated by Hades. For example, Caron was worried that he would fall into the small broken boat if he passed one person at a time. Hades replaced it with the strongest wooden boat that can pass ten people at a time, because Hades passed it last time. When he was in the river, the river water got all over him.Every bridge was planted with maple trees that shed maple leaves all year round. In Hades' words, this is the artistic conception.All the houses in the underworld have been changed into gothic styles, all of which are dark. The creatures in the underworld agree that the creatures in the sky and sea are too flamboyant.In fact, most of the gold and silver jewelry in the heaven and sea are offered by mortals, and mortals mine gold and silver mines from the depths of the earth, and the underworld is just in the abyss of the earth, so there are jewelry everywhere on the river beach, but everyone I don't know how to pick them up at all. Whoever wants those flamboyant things, people in the underworld prefer monochromatic things, so they have a different concept from the heaven and sea realms.

"Your Highness Hades, the underworld fighter who was taken away by His Highness the Sea Emperor has sent another letter. This is the 251st time." Hypnos said this, and began to read the letter from the sea realm. "Dear Your Highness Pluto, you are very precious. I was brought to the sea world hundreds of years ago..." "Forget it, let him come back." "Yes." Believe it, I'm so excited!) But Hades remembered the jihad hundreds of years ago.I have taken in a group of underworld fighters, all of them are rough men. I told them not to go out like this to scare people, and asked Hypnos to train them. . .well!As a result, when playing with Athena's niece, they all ran in and said that the saints were not sympathetic enough, and one of them was taken by Poseidon to seduce him, but they were okay, at least they dug the saints out of the wall, dug Two of them came, and they went to have a small experience together. . .well!This IQ really makes God anxious!

Speaking of Poseidon and Zeus, it is even more troublesome. Hundreds of years ago, I started to pursue myself, saying that I am their true love, and I want to compete fairly with each other. Really, "His Highness Hades, His Highness the Sea Emperor is here Ah!" Hades looked at the front of the hall with a headache, sighed, and was about to go to Tartarus to hide, these years are really tiring! "Huh? When did the space-time rift appear? Forget it, let's go and have a look." Hades felt dizzy when he stepped into the time-space rift, but he didn't pay attention, and started to go on a "vacation".