The world of geniuses, mortals I don't understand

My genius friends rarely ask about love letters, but usually at this time, shouldn’t they ask about girls? Why is my friend asking all the geniuses?

Is it because he is worried that the great genius has not received the love letter and is in a bad mood?Hmm, it's possible, the great genius is indeed mighty and extraordinary, but because he is too lofty, ordinary people dare not approach him.But in fact, the popularity of the great genius is very high!Those girls take all kinds of sneak photos on the forum every day!Some people often mosaic me!I'm the one who should be angry! ! !

No, it's too far away.Anyway, Master Datian and my good friend are both very popular, one is more popular than the other.If my genius buddy is worried, how about I host a fellowship next time?It will definitely be unprecedented, then my friends won't be worried after seeing the high popularity of the great genius, right?I'm so smart hahahahahaha——

Ha, I'm a big-headed ghost!

Why am I just not good at learning!

Why do I just try to figure out the world of geniuses with mortal thinking!

Why I just don’t understand the truth that I will never be able to keep up with their logical thinking T﹏T.

"What kind of love letters does Jin Yu like?"

"Should all love letters be in pink?"

"Jin Yu likes to understand Dang's way of speaking. Do you think it is better to choose multiple choices or multiple choices? Do you want quizzes?"

The above are the three questions that the great genius asked me for three hours after he dug me out of the bed early in the morning, with an average of one question for one hour.

That's right, that's it. When I was in a daze and I was still awake, the great genius dropped a sentence in my ear, which made me feel as if I was in a dream.

He said, "I want to write a love letter to Jin Yu."

Then regardless of whether I was sober or not, the three questions took turns, and it is still not over yet.

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-HA……

I knew it!I knew I shouldn't think too much about it!What the hell!love letter?Great genius, you really jumped the steps again!And what is your multiple-choice quiz!It's not an exam!You are writing a love letter! !love letter! ! ! ! !

I can't do it anymore, I have no strength to complain, I have a headache, I have a headache, who will come to save me?Help--

No one can ask for help QAQ, the only one who can ask for help is the recipient of the love letter, how can I open my mouth and fall!

"What kind of love letters does Jin Yu like?"

Oh no!It's started again!

Finally, don’t ask me what the love letter was like, anyway, that night I just floated into the room of my genius friend like a ghost, put down the love letter like a ghost, and said angrily: “Here—this is yours.” love letter--"

Just wait, my friend!Wait for you to explode!

In the end, he smiled, his eyes sparkled, and said, "Zichuan has finally finished writing."

"..."

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going on! ! ! ! ! ! ! !This friend of mine knows that Da Tian is going to write a love letter to him? ! ! ! ! ! !What the hell happened I don't know! ! ! ! !

My friend laughed when he saw my surprised expression.

...don't laugh, my brain hurts...

"Yesterday after you left, Zi Chuan came to see me, and I told him that I'm not very good at this kind of long expositional love letters, and I don't know how to reply. I hope I can receive a premise like a math problem." Love letters with assumptions, conditions and options, so I know how to reply to the person who wrote the love letter."

So the big genius who turned the love letter into a test paper is all caused by you, right? ! ! !

QAQ Why do I suddenly feel so pitiful?When did you two hook up and why didn't anyone tell me?

The friend smiled shyly, and said softly as always: "I didn't think much about it at first, but... Zichuan is quite obvious, I just looked at it and..."

That said, I've been making light bulbs for a long time and never knew it myself, right?I just said that the tacit understanding between the two of you is so weird!

"Thank you this time. It may take a while for Zichuan and I to clarify our personalities. Now we can talk about it, thanks to you."

Don't thank me QAQ I'm almost blind from crying, didn't you see it?

I knew that as a mortal, it was impossible for me to understand the world of geniuses!

After that, my genius friend was with the big genius.

No one knows how much pressure I'm in... They think they're still good friends and threesome, but it's actually a pair of gay friends and a light bulb...

Come on, please sing with me: "Actually I want to go but I don't want to stay"

(T_T) But I can’t leave, and after I leave, no one will help me make up lessons…

Therefore, even at the risk of being blinded by the flash, I must give full play to the lighting function of the light bulb and survive! (claw!)

At most——at most, I won't play with you every day again, okay?Give you time to date and develop your relationship, so please take pity on me and help me deal with this little monster of math (T▽T).

But I will definitely get tired of studying for a long time. I am a mortal, and I can't continue to study for more than ten hours like these two geniuses. I still have to adjust occasionally.

My friend chose some interesting questions from the Internet to play.

"A couple bought a pizza together. The boy ate 4/7, and the girl ate 3/7. In the end, the boy paid 3 yuan more than the girl. How much is the pizza?"

What the hell question?No need to think at all!

"This couple should break up as soon as possible! How can there be such a fussy boy?"

My friend smiled and said, "That's what the girls in the comments said too."

"..." I am a man!How about pure man!

My friend silently added a knife: "Many boys do math problems down there."

enough!Don't tell me the word math!My liver hurts!

No, I want to divert my attention!

"My lord, what about you? Do you think what I said is right?"

The great genius slowly spit out four words: "It's quite cheap."

Yep, definitely skipped another step.Just ask my genius friend.

Hey, my friend also has a blank expression today!

The great genius activates the function of the new learning, and adds: "A piece of pizza is only 3 yuan, which is quite cheap."

? ? ? ? ? ?

Could it be that the great genius is also a school of mathematical calculations?But no, no matter how bad my math is, I still know that it should be 3÷1/7=21 yuan. Why is it 3?Could it be that the great genius is also stupid?Hahahahahaha——

My friend seemed to be blushing a little.

Then, after being in contact with the two geniuses for such a long time, my brain became more and more flexible as if it had been blessed. Between lightning and thunder, I understood the meaning of the great genius like a Sanskrit sound:

The boys gave 3 yuan more than the girls, not because the boys ate 1/7 more, but because the pizza was 3 yuan, and the boys gave it all...

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlyI still have this light bulb!Still there!What are you thinking about suddenly flashing!Bullying me alone, right, right, right, right!

QAQ is so sweet and greasy, definitely not a genius I know...

(Finish)

The author has something to say:

Originally, I planned to post a sweet love story of a genius, but who knew that it would become a silly and sweet story of a genius "abusing" a friend...

But I am satisfied w, I hope you guys like it~