roommate he is straight

When Gu Erli woke up, he had a splitting headache.

Last night he had a drink, and he only remembered that it was Beibei who carried him back.He also dreamed that his mother was still there.It was as clear as if he had actually seen his mother.

Rubbing his head and getting off the bed, Gu Erli opened his eyes and looked carefully, the bed lying under him was not his own at all.

Pure color washed cotton quilt, cold and clear abstinence gray.There is a faint fragrance of washing powder.

This fucking is Fu Lang's bed.

Gu Erli was so frightened that he almost didn't jump up. He turned his head and saw Fu Lang standing behind him, holding two breakfasts in his hands, and there were two thick dark circles under his eyes.

"Why am I lying on your bed?" Gu Erli rubbed his neck, only to realize that he was wearing a pair of underwear, not even pants.

CK's black bullet underwear was stretched tightly, and his little brother's perfect shape was outlined by the pasted fabric, almost as if he hadn't worn it.

Gu Erli panicked with embarrassment. Seeing that Fu Langyin did not answer him with a gloomy face, he scratched his head and asked again: "Can you explain to me, who pulled my trousers?"

Fu Lang gritted his teeth and said: "I don't want to talk to you now, you fucking get dressed quickly. Put on your clothes and beat you, so that you can be treated decently."

Gu Erli walked to the wardrobe barefoot and put on his clothes.

Seeing Fu Langzheng staring at his back with displeasure in the full-length mirror, Gu Erli was a little dazed.

"Did I offend you yesterday?" Gu Erli's head was swollen, and he didn't know if he fought with someone yesterday. He didn't remember anything about how such a big bag came about.

While talking, he rubbed his head.

Fu Lang remembered that he spat on his face last night and felt very uncomfortable. He ran to the sink to squeeze some facial cleanser and rubbed it vigorously several times.After rinsing it off, he raised his head and shook off the water droplets on his face.

He glanced at Gu Erli with a dark face.

He didn't sleep all night yesterday, so he spread a mat on the ground and lay down all night.

Gu Erli went to the toilet to vomit wine like a hysteria, but he didn't see that there was a glass door, so he slammed into it, almost smashing the glass door.

Fu Lang wouldn't even say it to death, but last night he was the one who helped the ancestor take off his pants, wiped his face, and stuffed his clothes into the washing machine to wash them.

Gu Erli, who hadn't come here yet, wanted to make a phone call and ask Bei Bei, who carried him back yesterday, what was going on.

Before he could dial, the phone rang.

Beibei's number, but He Zheng's voice came out of the phone.

"Hayaku!" He Zheng babbled a sentence in Japanese in a hurry, and remembered that he was in China, so he said, "Hurry up and go to the People's Hospital, Beibei is hospitalized."

Hospitalized?What's the matter? This is it.

What a magical night yesterday.

"Why was he hospitalized?"

"It's hard to talk about it on the phone, you come to the hospital! Hurry up." He Zheng was very anxious, it sounded like he should be wandering around the hospital gate in a hurry right now.

Gu Erli grabbed the wallet on the table, ran to Fu Lang, and said anxiously, "Aren't you going to beat me up? Hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

Fu Lang looked at his tilted head, and his raised hand finally landed lightly on his forehead, and then he stretched out his middle finger and flicked his head.

You idiot, sticking your head out so sincerely for him to beat you up.

How boring.

Gu Erli pretended to ouch, and raised the corner of his mouth to give him a smirk: "What's the matter? Are you reluctant to beat me up?"

Fu Lang kicked him, and closed the door by the way: "Get lost."

Gu Erli patted his pants, and yelled at Fu Lang through the door: "Salang, hey, yo, here's a set of pancakes and fruits!"

"Stupid!"

If it wasn't for Bei Bei, then Fu Lang must have carried him back yesterday. This man looks cold, but he is actually quite warm.

When I arrived at the hospital, I saw He Zheng. He was sitting on the chair at the door with his long legs bent, looking at the emergency room with a sad face.

"What's the matter?" Gu Erli sat next to him and asked.

Seeing Gu Erli coming, He Zheng was so excited that he almost cried.

"Damn, how should I tell you about this." He Zheng frowned, "Actually, it's all my fault."

Last night, Lu Yaobei drank too much, so He Zheng carried him away.

Lu Yaobei was so drunk and pissy, he hugged and gnawed on anyone he caught, and babbled all over him.

He Zheng couldn't bear it, he hugged and hugged him, and carried him onto the bed.

When Lu Yaobei got hot, he started to take off his clothes, put his arms around He Zheng and told him about Gu Erli still wetting the bed when he was six years old.

He would talk about it every time he was drunk.

As soon as he heard the beginning, He Zheng became as hard as a rock.Hugging Lu Yaobei blushing, he wanted to make a move but didn't dare.

His whole body was as hot as charcoal, and he didn't drink, but he was more drunk than Lu Yaobei.

"I'm so hot." Lu Yaobei put one arm around He Zheng, stretched out one hand to take off his pants, sat on the bed, stretched out two straight and slender legs.

When seeing this picture, He Zheng felt that he couldn't take it anymore.

Pushing him onto the bed, he pressed him under him, put his arms around his neck and kissed him.

Lu Yaobei groaned when he was kissed.

He Zheng touched his head, almost dying of happiness, and shyly called out: "Baby."

Then he hugged and touched him very patiently, and made preparations for half an hour.

Lu Yaobei held his neck high, a tear came out of the corner of his eye, desire to stand upright under his body.

With a hoarse voice, He Zheng groaned, took the unopened lubricant from the hotel and said, "Honey, it won't hurt after rubbing this on."

He got up and was about to dig out the bird to do serious business, but the things in his hand were suddenly snatched away.

Lu Yaobei's throat was so dry that it was smoking. He bit off the cap of the lubricant and poured it into his mouth. He Zheng couldn't stop him.

Gudong Gudong took two gulps and felt that the taste was not right, so he vomited it out again.

After the incident, he started to vomit and vomit. He Zheng was so frightened that he hurriedly got up in the middle of the night to send him to the hospital.

If his daughter-in-law really died of poisoning from drinking lubricant, then he would not live.

He told Lizi about these things, of course omitting a lot of indescribable processes.

After hearing this, Li Zi couldn't laugh or cry: "He's still doing gastric lavage."

"The doctor said that we have to wash it for a while." He Zheng sighed sadly, and said solemnly, "Why can't it be washed clean? If this laundry is washed for a few hours, it will be washed to pieces. People can stand it." Do you want to wash like this?"

He was so sad that Gu Erli couldn't bear to interrupt him.

He took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to him, saying, "Okay, it's nothing serious, he even drank Tide when he was young."

"Is there such a thing?" He Zheng couldn't help laughing, "Oh my mother, how can there be such a cute person in this world."

The corners of Gu Erli's mouth twitched, this is so fucking cute, not so stupid.

"What's the matter with drinking Tide, tell me." He Zheng was curious about everything about Lu Yaobei.

"Drowsed off while doing the laundry, and went into the basin. I drank several sips of washing powder water." Gu Erli smiled, thinking of the childhood time when he and Beibei lived in the family compound.

The two of them were lying in the yard surrounded by grape vines, writing like dogs crawling, laughing and being criticized together, and after being criticized, they still didn't want to make progress, and they were better than not learning.

After a while, the doctor pushed him out, Lu Yaobei smiled at Gu Erli with a painful face, and said, "Don't tell others about this."

Gu Erli nodded with a heavy face: "I won't say anything if I kill you."

Lu Yaobei covered his face and said, "It's so fucking embarrassing."

Therefore, due to physical reasons, he has been unable to practice for the past few days.Not to mention He Zheng, he had to guard Beibei every step of the way. The S dream team lost two generals in one day.

I bought some fruit from the supermarket outside and put it down for Lu Yaobei. He Zheng kept driving him away with his eyes, so he didn't dare to keep any more.

During class in the afternoon, Fu Lang really brought a book of tutoring materials.

Lao Zhang was spit flying all over the top, and Fu Lang propped his chin with one hand on the bottom, and circled high-frequency hot words for him one after another.

Ever since he discovered that Fu Lang'er's handwriting was beautiful, he felt that even if a person drew a circle casually, it would be rounder than his one.

The afternoon smoky wind made people drowsy, and the green trees outside the window swayed and cast mottled spots on the table.Gu Erli leaned on the table and looked up at Fu Lang, feeling that the scene was quite pleasing to the eye.

"Hey, Mr. Fu. Do you have a date?" Gu Erli scratched at the lacquered table, looking for something to say.

Fu Lang glanced at him inadvertently, the fine sunlight shone on his face, and his whole body was glowing faintly.The heat gradually receded, and there was a faint fragrance of crabapple in the air, drifting in from a distance bit by bit.

"No."

"You're so handsome, why don't you have a date?" Gu Erli scratched his nose, playing with the pen holder in a circle.

Fu Lang slowly approached him, stared at him with obsidian eyes and said, "No."

Gu Erli smiled: "Then do I need to introduce one to you?"

When the pen was taken down, a shallow mark was accidentally drawn on the left side of his face. Fu Lang casually stretched out his finger and wiped it lightly for him: "No need."

"Fuck?" Gu Erli touched his red face and said, "Why do you start to move your hands after talking so well?"

"Face." Fu Lang pointed to his own face, "Here, there is something."

Gu Erli frowned, lay back on the chair and said, "Don't be so close to me, this feels bad."

"How does it feel?" Fu Lang propped his chin and looked at him lazily.

As soon as the words fell, Gu Erli grabbed his collar, pulled it in front of him, and then moved closer to him.Lifting his chin slightly, he squinted at Fu Lang's eyes from a condescending perspective: "That's how it feels."

He blinked frequently in the green light and shadow, his long and curly eyelashes could almost poke Fu Lang's face, half-closed his eyes, like some kind of dangerous beast.

too close together.

Fu Lang's heart trembled.

You can even smell the grass-scented shower gel on Gu Erli's body, as well as the sun-baked cotton T-shirt.

Fu Lang felt his heart soften suddenly, and he suddenly felt that Gu Erli, who was frowning, was quite pretty.

Being spat on by this guy doesn't seem to bother him that much anymore.

Fu Lang raised his eyebrows, half closed his eyes, stretched out a finger and flicked his forehead lightly, and said, "Let go."

Gu Erli let go of his hand, turned his head away, and his ears were a little red. It was hard to digest this man's sudden gentleness.

"Hmm... What's inside. Hey, what kind of girl do you like?" The silence at this moment made both of them a little embarrassed, and Gu Erli scratched his head and asked him another question.

"I don't know." Fu Lang remained expressionless.

"Come here for reference, such as Lin Chiling or something." Gu Erli said.

"Then Sora Aoi." Fu Lang said, "Are you satisfied with this answer?"

Gu Erli was a little dissatisfied, but he didn't say anything.

Fu Lang waited for Gu Erli to continue asking, he had no intention of keeping the question of sexual orientation from this roommate at all.

But after Gu Erli asked this sentence, he suddenly stopped asking.Looking at those words lying on the table, I drew a series of bumpy little people.

Fu Lang had a feeling that he had held back a big move and had no place to use it. In his heart, he was vaguely looking forward to Gu Erli's reaction after knowing this.

As a result, this guy only drew the little figure for a whole class and didn't say a word. Fu Lang pressed his temple and watched the story meeting for the whole class, feeling bored.Life is really lonely as snow.

After class, the two stood up naturally and went to eat together.

When he walked to the cafeteria, Gu Erli finally realized, when did the relationship between the two get so good?

There are four dining windows in the North Canteen, and the queues are full of people.

Gu Erli took two dinner plates, turned his head and asked Fu Lang, "What do you eat? I'll arrange it."

"Beef noodles don't need beef." Fu Lang said.

"Damn, waste." Gu Erli rolled his eyes at him, "If you don't want to eat, give it to me, I love meat."

Walking to the queue at the back of the queue, Gu Erli looked up and saw the back of a familiar head.

Messy curly hair.

Isn't this Liu Ritian, the most handsome classmate of Liu Shuoda?

"Yo, what a coincidence. Are you here to buy food too?" Gu Erli leaned over to greet him.

Liu Shuo was holding a basketball in his hand. When he heard his voice, he didn't turn his head at all. He cut his head in disdain and said, "Unfortunately, there is only one cafeteria in the first district."

Liu Shuo has to hurry up to practice after eating.

That time at the bottom of the girls' dormitory, he lost a game and was gossiped about by the new members of their club for several days, which made him, the old president who was about to retire, embarrassing several times.

Hearing that he was going to play with Gu Erli, a player who was super good at the game suddenly volunteered to join them.

This person is not from their school, his name is Li Sheng.It looks very naughty, and I don't know if I will go to school or not.

The key is that he played a good game, and Liu Shuo agreed without much consideration.

When eating, Liu Shuo sat obliquely behind him.There was a man sitting across from him, who looked familiar.

Gu Erli did not recognize who it was for a long time, he poked Fu Lang with his elbow and said, "Who is that person sitting opposite Liu Shuo?"

Fu Lang glanced at him and said, "Li Sheng."

Fu Lang still has to thank Lin Zeyong for knowing Li Sheng, there is nothing in this film that he doesn't know.In his memory, this Li Sheng was not a good bird anyway.

Li Sheng.Damn it's going to explode!

When this familiar name came out of Fu Lang's mouth, Gu Erli couldn't resist smashing a piece of potato to pieces.

"You have a grudge against him?" Fu Lang picked the beef slices in the bowl and picked them up for Gu Erli. He picked them very carefully, not letting go of the meat.

The chef in the cafeteria is really good at knife skills. The beef is as thin as paper. If it is not stained with red oil, it should be transparent.

"He's my ex-girlfriend's cousin." Gu Erli frowned and asked, "Is he close to Liu Shuo?"

Ex-girlfriend, Qin Yue?

Fu Lang looked up at him and said, "No, I haven't seen the two of them together before."

"Fuck." Gu Erli stared at Li Sheng for a while, maybe because his gaze was too straightforward, he also felt the murderous aura, waved at him from afar, and smiled with the corners of his mouth crooked. "What exactly does Li Sheng want to do?"

With Li Sheng joining, Gu Erli felt that the nature of the competition had changed.

From Liu Shuo's personal pretentious performance show, it turned into a revenge match.

When he broke up with Qin Yue, Li Sheng stepped forward to stop him.

Li Sheng dropped out of high school and worked as a network administrator in an Internet cafe. He was a gangster who smoked, drank, and burned his head. He wanted to do something when he had nothing to do.

At the beginning, he threatened Gu Erli that he would sue J if he didn't pay the money.Gu Erli didn't expect an illegal citizen to have such a strong legal awareness. It seems that the country's legal popularization and education are doing very well.

At that time, Li Sheng was dragged by the police uncle to have a conversation because he stole a battery car from someone else, so it was fine to detain him. Later, his area of ​​activity may have changed, and he went to the high school there to collect protection fees, and he has not been able to see others again.

There is no doubt that Li Sheng must be targeting him this time.

And this guy, the player is very black, and if he doesn't cause serious injuries to others, it will be considered a waste of a game.

"What about Lin Zeyong, tell him to come over, we will start practicing today." Gu Erli took a bite of beef and said viciously.

"At home. No one is watching his sister." Fu Lang looked at the phone and said, "Why don't we practice tomorrow."

"What's the matter with Lin Zeyong, what the hell is he doing?"

"The principal of the High School Attached to S University is busy every day." Fu Lang put his chopsticks on the bowl, looked at him and said, "What's going on with you and Qin Yue?"

Gu Erli poked the mashed potatoes in the bowl, and said calmly: "I just dumped her, stalking her to get back together, crying and asking me to love her again."

"Just talking nonsense!" Fu Lang said, "We are all comrades-in-arms fighting side by side, and you are still playing with me here. What's the matter? Are you still addicted to being a scumbag?"

Gu Erli said bitterly: "Men just want to be noble, wearing a cuckold is too painful."

Fu Lang was amused by him, so he punched him and said, "Damn, your mentality is good enough."