boy with a story

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Hua Jue sat on the only remaining vacant lower berth in the dormitory. Above his head was a large piece of pink bed curtain with Dada rabbit printed on it. With his toes, he tried to figure out who owned this bed.

But now he has no time to complain about this. He looked at the muscular man opposite him who was still in shock because of a cockroach that flew onto him just now, making full use of his rough man's mentality and said with a smile: "It's the first time I see a man who is afraid of cockroaches." boy."

The muscular man looked at him with reproachful eyes, and his beautiful drooping eyes blinked and blinked, looking aggrieved.

Hua Yu somehow felt that what he had said was too much because of his eyes, so she comforted her: "Fortunately, you haven't been to our place, the cockroaches in our place are big, the American cockroach, the big one can have me The little finger is so big, it can still fly..."

The muscular man was obviously terrified by his description and his own imagination, and immediately hugged Lu Xuzhi's arm next to him and said, "Lu Lu, where did you bring the villain back, wah wah wah—"

Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, Lu Xuzhi raised his hand and patted him on the head, then said to Hua Yu, "How can you be so comforting?"

Hua Yu didn't take this accusation seriously, what he was more concerned about was how this sissy guy called Lu Xuzhi: "What did he call you?"

"Lu Lu!" The girl raised a pair of big watery eyes, blinked and asked, "What's your name?"

His intuition told Hua Yu that he shouldn't tell this damn sissy his name, but his mouth was out of the control of his brain, "Hua Yu."

"Hua Yu." The mother-in-law repeated it, and then laughed, that was a spring breeze blowing on her face, "Then I will call you Hua Hua!"

"..." Hua Yu raised his forehead, he was so angry that he had nothing to say.

"Huahuahuahua~" The mother-in-law seemed to like his appearance very much, and shouted more and more vigorously, "Huahua~"

Hua Yu glared at him viciously, "Shut up!"

The sissy immediately shrank back, "Why are you so fierce, people are also very cowardly..."

"..."

Hua Yu couldn't count the number of times he was speechless. If the girl was just acting like a baby with this face, he felt that he could still accept it, but when he looked at his body shape again, he felt goosebumps all over his body. Go up.

He ignored the bitch and started to make the bed.At this time, the bitch started to take the initiative to come to him to flirt, sometimes helping him to hold the pillow and sometimes handing him the quilt cover.

"Hua Hua, don't be angry." The girl said, "You can also call me Chen Chen."

Hua Yu spread the bed sheet, raised her head and asked him, "What's your name?"

The sissy blinked her eyes, pinching Hua Yu's pillowcase with her orchid fingers with both hands: "Chen Chen."

"..." Hua Yu took a deep breath, "What is your real name?"

"It's called Chen Shaoyi." Lu Xuzhi, who was listening, finally couldn't listen anymore. He covered his stomach and laughed and fell on the bed, laughing until the end of his voice trembled, "You can still call him Xiao Chenchen."

Hua Yu: "..."

To be reasonable, it is also a nickname, why does it sound like he is teasing a puppy?

How to tuck the quilt well into the quilt cover is a problem.

Hua Yu has been doted on by her two younger brothers and sisters since she was a child, except that she is a scum with zero life skills except that she doesn't wear clothes, stretches her hands to eat, and opens her mouth.This time he refused to let the two women take him, and they even went on a hunger strike to protest.

The result of the protest was of course invalid, so the eldest sister stuffed him with 3000 yuan, and she was so moved that she cried until she was confused.The second sister was worried that he would lose it if he was not careful on the road, so she took the 3000 yuan back and put it into his card for him.

Hua Yu, an idiot in life, looked worried at the quilt in front of him, but he didn't want others to know that he was an idiot in life.

So he stood by the bed, meditating on the tangle of quilts.He felt that he should wait for an opportunity when none of them noticed, and then deal with the quilt slowly.

Chen Shaoyi tilted his head and asked, "Huahua, don't you know how to put on a quilt?"

"Shut up." Hua Yu said, "Call me Huahua again and I'll beat you up."

After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "Who said I can't."

"It's okay, I will." Chen Shaoyi picked up the bed cover in a very virtuous manner, "I'll help you."

Hua Yu maintained a posture of embracing and contemplating, watching Chen Shaoyi's head with a polka-dot bow tie flickering, and then made a new quilt obediently in a few strokes.

Hua Yu: "..."

First of all, let me clarify that it's not that he really doesn't know how to do it. It's just that this bitch is too enthusiastic, and his kindness is hard to resist.

Chen Shaoyi waved in front of him with his hands behind his back, "Praise me praise me" was written all over his face.Maybe it's because he looks like a well-behaved Samoyed, or maybe it's because he just helped her cover the quilt to gain a little favorability, Hua Yu thinks that this damn bitch is actually a little cute.

Chen Shaoyi raised his paw and pinched his arm, and said softly: "Huahua's arms are so thin and cute."

"..."

"I really like such slender arms, but my dad has been forcing me to exercise my muscles." Chen Shaoyi was immersed in growing pains, "He said that a man should have muscles, and I don't want people to shave their legs. Don't let people whiten, dad is so annoying!"

"..."

How did such a normal person as your father raise such a perverted son like you!Is it your own?Is it your own?Is it your own?

Hua Yu couldn't take it anymore, he felt that he had just lost his mind to think that this damn bitch was cute.

Damn mental retardation.

Retarded shit.

The four people had already gathered, and the three people present began to discuss the matter of having a dinner at night.

Hua Yu suggested: "Let's eat barbecue before the season is over, just drink beer—"

Chen Shaoyi stopped immediately: "No, no! Eating too much barbecue is not good for the skin!"

Hua Yu glared at him, and he immediately fell silent, silently leaned towards Lu Xuzhi, and then said weakly: "It's not good for the stomach either..."

Lu Xuzhi patted him on the shoulder, and then said to Hua Yu: "Huahua, don't be so fierce to Chen Chen, be gentle."

Hua Yu let out an angry roar: "So don't call me Hua Hua!"

Damn it, he now expects his other roommate to be a normal person, save him, a straight straight man who is in dire straits!

Really desperate.

Cheng Qi came late before nightfall, carrying a small satchel, and when he entered the dormitory, he kicked off one shoe and put on two flip-flops.

This action made Hua Yu very excited, he almost jumped up, and immediately wanted to have a warm hug with this comrade who looked the most like the same kind.

Most importantly, this is the only person he can look at without looking up!

He has the confidence to become good friends with this person!

Cheng Qi also saw him, looked him up and down, then whistled, bent a pair of peach blossom eyes to his side, and hooked his shoulders.

"Hey, a new friend is here." Cheng Qi looked more excited than him, and asked his chin, "Does the handsome guy have a girlfriend? Where's his boyfriend?"

The author has something to say: This article is also known as "The Despair of Classmate Hua Yu" and "My Gay Roommates in 818".

Hua Yu: I warn you, I'm super fierce.

Chen Shaoyi: Hi Yi, Hi Yi (●′3′●)