boy with a story

On a windy and cold Sunday, Chen Shaoyi embarked on the journey to meet his parents and flew over directly.

During the two or three hours that Hua Yu was waiting for Chen Shaoyi, she put joy, worry, nervousness, excitement, and flattery on her face, so that her expression looked rather weird.

The eldest sister and the second sister looked at each other, convinced that Xiao Xiaoyu was not in a relationship, and that this was a fucking downgrade.

They want to come to find out who this "little bitch" is, and get him into the gay circle as soon as possible.

Hua Yu reckoned that the person would be arriving soon, and she didn't dare to ask her two older sisters to pick her up from the airport, let alone drive without a license, so she took a flight to the airport.

Just as he was leaving, the eldest sister and the second sister discussed a series of tricky and harsh strategies, and they must use the mean spirit of killing people without paying for their lives, so as to completely make this sissy retreat.

The two women hugged each other and smiled, very much like two vicious mothers-in-law.

In order to do a full set of acting, the elder sister told Hua Yu that she would bring her home and take her directly to the coffee shop a street away.

The second sister asked, "Why?"

Do you still want to invite this little elf to drink coffee?

"Hmph, such a little bitch!" The elder sister smiled coldly, "Also worthy of entering the gate of our Hua family!"

Second sister: "..."

It's time to throw away the high-definition Blu-ray DVD of the full volume of the big sister's house fight series, it's too deep into the drama.

Hua Yu who received this notice was also speechless, Chen Shaoyi finally saw him, and wrapped himself around him like an octopus.

"what's wrong?"

"My sister..." Hua Yu sighed, feeling that it would be too wronged for a motherfucker to fall in love with her, "Let me take you to the coffee shop and wait for them."

"...Oh, yes." Chen Shaoyi said, clutching his stomach, "It would be even better if it was a restaurant, I'm a little hungry."

Hua Yu: "..."

The moment he sat in the coffee shop, Chen Shaoyi suddenly became nervous, and the hand holding Hua Yu was shaking all the time.

"Why are you getting nervous now..." Hua Yu held his fingers under the table, "It's okay, my sister has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, so don't take it too seriously for a while."

In fact, his two elder sisters are both petite. The elder sister is not even 1.6 meters long. In order to stabilize the role of a strong woman, she bought high heels with a height of [-] centimeters. I really don’t know if I can have an aura in front of the huge Chen Shaoyi .

Chen Shaoyi said: "The vicious female supporting roles in the TV series are all terminated in the coffee shop..."

The brain circuit was actually connected to the eldest sister!

Hua Yu didn't know whether to complain or hope, to be honest, he was also very nervous.

Sure enough, the eldest sister stepped on the twelve-centimeter red battle ax she was proud of, and walked in with dignified steps like a queen dowager.

The second sister has a baby face, she put on more mature makeup, and even stuffed herself with a big cup.

When the two women sat across from them, Hua Yu had the urge to turn around and run away.

Because the imagery is really weird... and a little embarrassing.

The eldest sister glanced at the second sister and made eye contact: Damn, is this a fucking man?It looks so good-looking!

Second Sister: Right?Look at his physique!

Chen Shaoyi is under a lot of pressure: QAQ is really not here to snatch a marriage!

In order to ease the atmosphere, he smiled flatteringly: "My sister's lipstick color is so pretty, is it Y*L's new masculine look?"

Second sister: "!"

Fuck, sure enough, being gay means being gay, so you know what the hell!

"My mother has a friend who is the store manager of Saint Laurent. He has classic collection suits...and today...I brought a small gift to my sister today, which are two of them..."

Second sister: "!!!"

Fuck, he is indeed a monster!She felt that her heart had been shaken!

Not promising.The eldest sister gave the second sister a sharp look.

Ucan Uup!The second sister stared back.

Half an hour later, the eldest sister opened the Koala app: "Really? I was recommended by a colleague for lulul＊n's mask, but I forgot about it and never thought of buying it."

"It's super easy to use, moisturizing, and the skin will become very elastic! My mother has been using it recently."

Hua Yu: "Ah..."

"What about the eyeliner? Do you have any recommendations? I really want to change it recently." The second sister said, "Hey, I forgot to apply loose powder once, and I fainted all morning, and I went to the bathroom with dark circles..."

"This... I don't really understand, but my mother uses Yucca, and she has been using it for the past two years without changing it."

Hua Yu: "Ah..."

"The skin is so good, alas, this little face is tender..."

"Hey hey, no, no, no."

Hua Yu: "..."

Hua Yu didn't quite understand why it developed into a threesome with girlfriends like before, and she was struggling to carry luggage behind.

"Shall we go shopping?" the second sister asked.

"You let me go shopping in this?" The eldest sister looked down at her shoes, feeling that her legs were no longer her own.

"It's better not to." Hua Yu silently interjected from behind, "And Chen Chen is also very tired from flying today..."

Eldest sister: "Hey, I didn't see you so nervous when I flew back from New York before, and you even clamored for a Bumblebee figure."

Hua Yu: "Isn't that still young and ignorant..."

Second Sister: "I've never seen you care about me so much. I took you to G City to play. You can't catch up even if you run fast by yourself."

Hua Yu was speechless: "I..."

Eldest sister: "Forget sister when you see sex."

Second Sister: "A heartless man!"

Hua Yu: "..."

So in the end why did the group criticize the younger brother?

Are all women so fickle?

So Chen Shaoyi successfully broke into Hua's family and conquered the hearts of the two women.

The second sister also told him the reason why she hadn't found a partner so far-who didn't love a few scumbags when she was young!Men are really not a good thing!

Chen Shaoyi echoed again and again, filled with righteous indignation: "That's right, stinky man!"

Hua Yu: "..."

When the three of them planned to start a facial mask spa in the living room, Hua Yu finally couldn't stay any longer.

How sad that there is no room for him in this family!

The elder sister stretched out her claws: "Xiaoyu is coming too."

"No! I can't!" Hua Yu struggled, "I..."

"Aren't you gay?" The second sister was merciless.

"I—" Who stipulated that gay guys must wear a mask!

"Chen Chen, bring Xiaoyu back!"

"Okay, okay!"

Hua Yu was carried back by Chen Shaoyi like a chicken, and she put on a layer of wet and sticky seaweed mud which is said to have excellent maintenance effect.

Huayu burst into tears.

Classmate Hua Yu was in pain.

Student Hua Yu is just a former straight man with strong bones, why should he suffer this kind of grievance?

Chen Shaoyi was lying beside him happily, his fingers were very dishonest, he touched and hooked his fingers, but he threw them away.

"Oh." The bitch was very wronged.

"But you're so awesome." Afraid that the people on the sofa next door would hear, Hua Yu whispered, "You're so capable, why don't you sit on a Sky Monkey."

"It's all for Huahua." Niangpao came over to hold his hand persistently.

Hua Yu finally accepted his hand this time, and let him stick it tightly with her fingers interlocked.

"Huahua's sister is so awesome." Chen Shaoyi couldn't express his emotions with a smile, so he twisted twice, "Super cute."

Hua Yu curled her lips and didn't comment.

Eldest sister: "I seem to hear someone praising me behind my back."

Second sister: "It's obviously a compliment to me."

After Chen Shaoyi made another matcha mille-feuille cake and taught his second sister how to make Tamagoyaki to minimize mistakes, he basically passed all the assessments with high scores.

Not only the high score, the eldest sister even wanted to call him.

The second sister had a runny nose and tears, and wanted to cry for them to break up, because their family Hua Yu was really not worthy of such a good girl... boy!

Eldest sister: "How on earth did you fall in love with our Xiaoyu? You were blind at such a young age."

Chen Shaoyi: "Hua Hua is very good-looking. When I first met him, I thought he was very good-looking. I like it very much."

Second Sister: "Apart from his face, does he have any merits?"

The eldest sister was very sad: "Thinking about it carefully, I really don't have it."

Hua Yu ate their remaining cake with a blank expression.

Alas, my wife's cake is delicious.

He can only use this to comfort himself.

In this way, Chen Shaoyi stayed at Hua Yu's house, and slept in a room under the clear eyes of the elder sister and the second sister.

Usually wishing that the sissy on Hua Yu's body started to avoid suspicion, and told Hua Yu that he thought it would be better for them to sleep in separate quilts, so that my sister could not misunderstand.

Hua Yu was empty for a week without anyone hugging her to sleep, and she finally managed to hug him but she did this, so angry that she wanted to kick this damn bitch off.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Chen Shaoyi immediately acted cute: "hug, husband."

Hua Yu snorted: "Who is your husband, who are you?"

"It's you." Chen Shaoyi threw himself into his arms, "I miss you so much."

"Yeah, I don't think so."

"Well..." Chen Shaoyi raised his head, "Then kiss."

Hua Yu pursed her mouth and looked down at him for a long while before they kissed greasy.

More than half of the twelfth lunar month has passed, and the taste of the new year is approaching day by day.

The only two idlers in the family took on the job of buying new year's goods.

Chen Shaoyi followed his mother to do these things in the past years, and he has rich experience. He went out and bought all the things in one day, sorted them carefully, and the expenses were just within the budget.

It was only now that Hua Yu discovered that Chen Shaoyi had a good eloquence for bargaining, and with a cute smile, he could almost fascinate the shopping guide.

He felt sour at the same time, and at the same time admired him a little.

The elder sister was right, Chen Shaoyi definitely had bad eyes when he saw him.

They stayed for two days, visited the small attractions in the city, and ate all the delicious food in several streets.

Chen Shaoyi can't eat spicy food, and he doesn't dare to eat spicy food.Being coaxed by Hua Yu to eat some spicy snacks, I fell into the despair and struggle of "it's delicious but it's spicy, but it's delicious but what should I do if I get acne after eating it".

Hua Yu laughed frantically all the way, and finally broke back.

After wandering like this for a while, the city was no longer enough for them to continue to show their affection, so they set their sights on a big temple on the side of Wu Gui's house.

Most of the reason why Wu Gui's place became a little famous place is due to this temple.

People come here for different reasons every year, seeking career, wealth, marriage, or simply seeking success.

On the other hand, when she was promoted to high school, the eldest sister was very nervous, fearing that Hua Yu would not be able to enter that key high school, she specially brought him here to make a wish.

He likes to wander around, and he met an old monk in the yard. The old monk said that he was destined for him, and gave him a lucky bag, wishing him a smooth and worry-free future.

The monk asked him what he wanted at the time. He was suffering from secondary illness and emphasized his masculine characteristics, so he gave an answer that most junior high school boys at that time liked to think about:

"I want a good-looking, gentle and lovely daughter-in-law."

The old monk laughed and said to him, "Then I wish the benefactor's wishes come true."

Later, the second sister brought him to repay the wish. When he came again, the master who gave people good luck was the abbot of the temple. He had run out of fuel and passed away.

So he wanted to take Chen Shaoyi to have a look, maybe he could be with Chen Shaoyi in the end because of what the old monk said.

Even if it is the end of the year, there will only be more incense in the temple, and the flow of people will be heavy and crowded. There are dark heads under the century-old tree in front of the temple.

"Wow...so crowded."

Chen Shaoyi complained, but his face was full of excitement. "It's the first time for me to visit such a big temple! I want to take pictures!"

But there were too many people coming and going, and the people in the background were not clean, so he had no choice but to give up this idea angrily.

He pointed to the old tree again, "What kind of tree is that? Is it a Bodhi tree?"

"I don't know what it's called." Hua Yu said, "But everyone likes to make wishes here, put them in lucky bags, and tie them to the branches."

"Is Huahua hanging up too?"

"Hang up." Hua Yu was just joining in the fun at the time, and what she hung up was the lucky bag given by the old host.

"Can you take it off and look at it?"

"I don't know... I can't remember where I hung it after so many... Anyway, it's not something important."

Chen Shaoyi sighed in disappointment, but soon became happy again, and grabbed Hua Yu's hand: "Then let's hang another one!"

"Hey……"

Hua Yu was led by him to find a place selling lucky bags. A fifteen or sixteen-year-old monk was guarding the stall, and there was a long line in front of him.

Little monk: "The benefactor is asking for marriage or...ah, please don't squeeze me, thank you...or for career...whatever it is, I tell you not to squeeze..."

It took them half an hour to squeeze in front of the young monk, who was too lazy to raise his head: "Marriage, career or family portrait..."

"Marriage!" Chen Shaoyi was excited.

"Oh... single card or double card?"

"Huh? What does that mean?"

"If you have a secret crush, you have a single card." The little monk said, "If you two come together, you get a double card, write your name on it and stick it together, so that you are in love with each other."

"Oh, those double cards!" Chen Shaoyi was even happier.

The little monk glanced at Hua Yu behind him: "You two?"

Just as Chen Shaoyi was about to say he was right, Hua Yu urged, "Sell it or not?"

Little monk: "Single card thirty, double card eighty."

Hua Yu: "Why are double cards so expensive..."

"Caring for single dogs." The little monk said sincerely, "Everyone is responsible."

"..."

Chen Shaoyi took Huayu's sign and wrote his name carefully stroke by stroke.

When the two small wooden signs were put into the red lucky bag, Chen Shaoyi smiled contentedly.

"Stupid." Hua Yu also said with a smile, "You come and tie it up."

There were a lot fewer people at the moment, Chen Shaoyi pulled Hua Yu and squeezed in successfully, hanging on the branch that was the best.

Because it is high here, there are very few hanging things. Chen Shaoyi tiptoed, as if opening the hanging, and tied the small bag containing the names of the two to the highest point of the branch.

Hua Yu took his cold hand and stuffed it into her pocket.

"I can't let it go." Chen Shaoyi pulled out his hand, "Huahua, let's make another wish, shall we?"

"There are so many wishes, the Buddha heard that you are greedy."

"No, I'm afraid he won't hear it, so I want to say it a few more times."

He clasped his hands reverently, his eyelashes trembled a few times, and remained silent for a while.

Hua Yu followed his example, resting her forehead on her closed fingertips, and made a wish.

If you can get what you want, let me stay by this bitch's side forever.

"What wish did you make?"

"Don't say it, it won't work if you say it."

"It's superstitious."

"Wow, Huahua, you actually said that other people are superstitious in the temple."

"I said you were superstitious."

"oops……"

"..."

"Huahua, do you like me?"

"What do you say?"

"You don't tell me I don't know."

"I like sissies."

"Hehehe, I like Huahua the most too!"

The two walked out of the corner, Hua Yu pulled up his hat, raised her head and kissed him quickly.

Chen Shaoyi looked at him stupidly, motionless.

Hua Yu sneered, raised her finger and tapped on his forehead.

"Damn bitch."

The author has something to say: It's over!

Thank you little angels for your support along the way~(≧▽≦)/~

Originally, Sissy Cannon Attack was written on a whim for a novelty, and I had already made preparations for a long-term stand-alone machine that was too small. I didn’t expect to be liked by so many people. 2333

Chen Chen and Hua Hua are really the most youthful and cutest couple I have ever written!Thank you all so much for your likes!

Lu Lu and Qiqi will have a special episode!This pair is also very cute, it is a healing story!

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François is a French man full of romantic factors. He is in his thirties, handsome, gentle, good at speaking warm words of love, and his eyes are like deep blue oceans.

Qi Yue thought, this was probably the salvation bestowed upon him by the heavens.

"You call it romance? No, God made me fall in love and I'm just following my heart."

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