boy with a story

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"Are you serious?" Hua Yu's whole body is not very good, he hopes that he is hearing hallucinations, but various facts clearly tell him that it is absolutely impossible to hear hallucinations.

He even began to regret calling Chen Shaoyi out alone on impulse.

"I don't understand, I really don't understand. Are you gay? Do you like men as much as Cheng Qi?" Hua Yu felt incredible, he lay on the railing and rubbed his hair, "Is there such a coincidence? I can happen to two gay guys in one dorm? Then why don’t you like him but like me? We’ve only known each other for two days.”

"I don't like men!" Chen Shaoyi also leaned on the railing, rubbing his fingers and said, "Actually, I don't know myself, I just think I like you very much, because, because...you are my best Friends!"

Hua Yu: "..."

"Would you give a dick to your best friend?"

Chen Shaoyi immediately took a step back and shouted, "Oh, Huahua! Why do you keep bringing this up!"

"Tsk, keep your voice down." Hua Yu said dissatisfiedly, "Nonsense! This is the most important thing, okay? Can I not misunderstand you like that?"

"That's because Huahua is so cute!" Niangpao insisted on her point of view unwaveringly, and said, "I didn't think that way either, it's out of people's control!"

Hua Yu: "..."

Chen Shaoyi: "..."

After staring at each other for a while, Hua Yu realized that they were not in the same brain circuit at all.

He rubbed his temples with a headache, trying to clear up the mess of thoughts.The sissy showed that she yearned for his figure before, because she was "petite and cute", and the sissy said that she was out of control, that she liked him, that she regarded him as her best friend, and that she couldn't control that The body responds, so he actually likes...what the hell?

In fact, Chen Shaoyi just subconsciously became impulsive about the "body" he longed for?

Wow, this is amazing.

"Huahua..." Chen Shaoyi looked at him with a calm face and said nothing, and reached out to tug at the corner of his clothes pitifully, "I really didn't mean it, so don't hate me, okay?"

Hua Yu: "..."

After trying to understand the truth, Hua Yu found that she couldn't get angry at all, and wanted to laugh instead.

How should I put it, he felt that Chen Shaoyi was actually living a pitiful life.

He can't become what he wants, and because of his different hobbies, he is regarded as an outlier, so that he regards a person who has just met and just accepted his eccentricities as his best friend.

Thinking about it this way still hurts a little bit.

Coupled with that cute face that can squeeze out water, the heartache immediately multiplied three times.

"Okay, okay." Hua Yu wiped her face, "I don't hate you, you should be more careful in the future, don't scare people anymore."

Chen Shaoyi immediately hugged him excitedly: "Wuuuuu Huahua, you are the best!"

"Ah, this problem of yours really needs to be corrected! Pounce on me at every turn!" Hua Yu was at a loss with her arms outstretched, and after hesitating for a while, she raised a hand and patted Chen Shaoyi's broad back.

He was tightly bound by a large dog, and when he looked up, he could only see the bright white moon in the high sky of the autumn night. While lamenting the impermanence of the world, he thought about how to lead the motherfucker to the right path.

Chen Shaoyi's ears were close to his ears, and there was a gloomy emotion in his eyes behind the light.

Unfortunately, Hua Yu had that dream again.This time he knew the truth, but still vaguely hoped that the girl would lift up his skirt to prove that the last dream was his illusion.

But the girl didn't do that kind of action anymore, she just cuddled up to Hua Yu like a small animal, kissed and rubbed, and kept saying that she liked you.

Hua Yu reached out to touch the girl, wanting to feel her soft body.But when he stretched out his hand several times before he was able to touch the girl, what he touched was a hard chest.

"..." In the dream, Hua Yu's mind was in chaos. He couldn't figure out what was going on, and kept repeating the content of reaching out and touching, and what he got was two pectoral muscles.

And the phrase I like you that keeps repeating.

This morning Hua Yu woke up naturally, he didn't remember what dream he had before, but it didn't feel bad anyway.

Even looking at Chen Shaoyi's large back in cartoon pajamas is pleasing to the eye.

Military training is really amazing. It will make people feel extremely painful at the beginning, and it will make people feel extremely sad at the end.

But the most important thing now is that they are about to go through the painful part.

The instructor's surname is Meng. He is a lean boy about 1.7 meters tall. He is called a boy because he looks a few years older than them. He has thick eyebrows, big eyes and a straight nose. When standing in front of them, the girls in the front row are excited. talk.

Cheng Qi was also in high spirits, so he whistled directly.

Hua Yu asked in a low voice, "What's your food?"

Cheng Qi shrugged: "No, but he is good-looking."

"..." It turned out to be a dog.

"I like the ruthless and domineering type, you know." Cheng Qi said, "The type who just ignores me, and then I hook him up."

"...You," Hua Yu suddenly felt that the brain circuits of Cheng Qi and Chen Shaoyi could be regarded as a wave, "What's wrong with you..."

Cheng Qi blinked, and the tear mole looked extra playful: "Who knows."

"Now sort by height, the taller ones are arranged vertically behind, and the taller ones are arranged horizontally on the right. I will give you 2 minutes to automatically adjust."

Chen Shaoyi is the highest altitude in their phalanx, so he must not be able to stay with Hua Yu and the others, he looked at Hua Yu with some reluctance, and pursed his lips.

"Don't act like a baby, be careful that the instructor will beat you up later."

Chen Shaoyi had no choice but to stand at the farthest corner of the phalanx with grievances.

After adjusting the phalanx formation, the instructor really opened his mouth and asked them to stand in a military posture for half an hour.Chen Shaoyi glanced at the half-blocked sun behind the clouds, raised his hand and asked, "Brother Instructor, I have a question."

Everyone's eyes focused on the past, which made Chen Shaoyi a little nervous, and he stuttered: "Then what can we, can we stand in another place?"

"Why do you want to change places?" The instructor walked towards him with his hands behind his back.

"Because it will be very sunburnt soon." Chen Shaoyi found that the atmosphere was not right, and tried to ease the atmosphere by being cute, "Well, if you get sunburned, it's not good... right?"

The girls in the front row couldn't help laughing.

The instructor looked up at the sky, then at Chen Shaoyi, and asked with a smile, "Are you afraid of the sun?"

"Well..." Chen Shaoyi showed a cute smile, "Yeah, I'm not really scared..."

The instructor was about ten centimeters away from him, and he had to look up at him a little bit, raising his eyebrows in displeasure: "What's your name?"

"My name is Chen Chen..." Chen Shaoyi subconsciously blurted out, after thinking about it, now is not the time to be cute, so he quickly added, "Chen Shaoyi!"

Hua Yu and Cheng Qi laughed out loud, this was the first time they had such a tacit understanding.

"Chen Shaoyi, right?" The instructor asked him to take a step forward, "You add 10 minutes."

Chen Shaoyi:! ! !

"Wow—" There was a tidy sigh in the phalanx.

His big eyes blinked quickly, and the eyes were filled with flickering tears in an instant, and he wanted to cry, "Oh."

Instructor Meng: "..."

What the hell is going on? He actually wavered about his cruelty!

"5 minutes!" Instructor Meng turned his head away from him. "Add 5 minutes to make you more troublesome. What are you looking at? Stand with him for another 5 minutes."

During the rest, Chen Shaoyi almost collapsed, he was tired of lying on Hua Yu's body and refused to leave, all kinds of grievances.

"What to do, what to do, Huahua, I feel like I'm getting sunburned!"

"No, you've put on almost half a bottle of sunscreen today, trust yourself." Hua Yu pushed his face, "It's fucking hot, stay away from me!"

Chen Shaoyi was really honest, holding a glass of water and fell into the self-sorrow of "tanned, darkened, and no longer that beautiful girl".

"Isn't it a good thing to get tanned?" Hua Yu said, "I can take photos for your dad now."

Chen Shaoyi was very sad and angry: "No! Dad's words are not important! I don't listen to him!"

Hua Yu gave Cheng Qi a look: I leave it to you.

Cheng Qi accepted the look and said "OK".

The two reached a consensus in an instant.

"Oh, my dear Miss Cherry, why are you angry again, did the sun today offend you because of its ignorance?"

Chen Shaoyi pouted: "Yes!"

"Your beauty will not change because of your skin color, but the color left by the sun will make you more attractive."

"You lied to me." Chen Shaoyi was not fooled, "Why do you still need sunscreen when you look tanned?"

"Women use sunscreen to increase their self-confidence. But you are different, my lord princess. When you are fair-skinned, you are a beautiful and flawless scallop, but after receiving the baptism of the sun, you are a mysterious and restrained star." black pearl."

Chen Shaoyi, who was coaxed to the point of being speechless by sweet words: "..."

Hua Yu: "..."

All the boys watching: "..."

Instructor Meng who was watching: "..."

What the hell...how can I make up a few things!

"Tell me the truth, Cheng Qi." Hua Yu said with difficulty, "Are you an undercover agent sent by the Faculty of Arts?"

"Tsk, superficial." Cheng Qi said, "Lovely women need language care, understand?"

"The problem is that Chen Shaoyi is not a girl either?" Instructor Meng asked very curiously.

Cheng Qi touched Chen Shaoyi's head, and Chen Shaoyi immediately cooperated and leaned on his shoulder like a bird.

"You have to know, instructor." Cheng Qi said, "In this world, besides men and women, there is another gender called Chen Shaoyi."

Instructor Meng: "..."

The author has something to say: Cheng Qi: With all due respect, if I hadn’t been crooked, the girls from the industrial and commercial colleges wouldn’t have your share: D

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The first update ~ the second update in the evening ~ I am definitely not the one who said that the chapter of military training can be passed ~