You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Just at this embarrassing moment, the phone rang.

The life saved by the phone ringing couldn't be more beautiful, Xiao Ming rushed over to pick up the phone in one stride.

The visitor reported his name, and it turned out to be Lu Changqing, the principal of Qingshui Junior High School.

Xiao Ming was very moved and expressed his willingness to donate two more teaching buildings to the school.

Principal Lu accepted it with great emotion, and euphemistically expressed the plight of the school's lack of a stadium.

After Xiao Ming talked with the principal on the phone, the two sides quickly finalized the day when Yan Shu would go to school.

Before that, Xiao Ming thought about buying some clothes for the child.

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Ming quickly told his son the good news.

"Son! Go to bed early tonight, and tomorrow dad will take you shopping for clothes!" After speaking, Xiao Ming dragged Yan Shu to dry his hair.

Xiao Ming carefully combed Yan Shu's hair neatly, and said to the child, "Son, when you are alone in the future, remember to comb your hair before blowing it after washing, so that it will come out like this." Your hair will be smoother, you know?"

Yan Shu was in a daze and asked, "Alone?"

Xiao Ming nodded, and said: "Yes, Shu'er will grow up, and she will start to live independently after she grows up. In the future, you will marry a wife and have children, and you will have your own life. Dad will be old too." It was a little astringent.

Xiao Ming smiled mockingly, he didn't want to stay here forever, he had to leave after completing the task, maybe he couldn't wait for the day when he would grow old.

The "huhu" of the hair dryer rang in my ears, and I noticed that the man was stroking the wet hair on the top of his head, and his broad palms were running through the hair. Yan Shu's eyes were a little sore, and he whispered, "I won't."

"If Dad gets old, I will grow old with you."

The noise of the hair dryer covered up the child's cautious vows and slightly restless heartbeat.

After drying the child's hair, Xiao Ming drove the child to bed.

"Tomorrow I have to get up early to buy clothes and stationery," Xiao Ming insisted as he helped Yan Shu tuck up the quilt, "I must go to bed early."

"Dad, don't sleep on the floor." Yan Shu pulled the quilt under his eyes, covering most of his face, "Go to sleep on the bed."

Xiao Ming was very moved, except that he woke up on the bed when he first came to this world, and he had never slept on a soft bed for the rest of the time. Xiao Ming's eyes were full of tears, but when he thought of the murder weapon that might be hidden under the child's pillow, Xiao Ming couldn't help it. It's embarrassing.

"Son, the bed is small, you can sleep on your own," Xiao Ming, who looked at the big bed that can accommodate four people, his face hurting, insisted, "Dad just likes to sleep on the floor."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the child to respond, he hurriedly said good night, turned around and turned off the light in the room, and ran to dry his hair by himself.

About half an hour later, Xiao Ming reckoned that the child had already fallen asleep, so he went back to the room and made the floor. Xiao Ming got into his hard and cold bed pitifully.

Xiao Ming: I want to sleep in bed.

360: Go, I will arrange a big and soft coffin for you tomorrow.

Xiao Ming held his broken girl's heart and fell asleep with tears in his eyes.

In the middle of the night, the black shadow on the bed moved, and then there was a whimpering sound. After a while, the small black shadow moved to the side of the big black shadow on the ground. Sleepy face, and then the small figure lifted the quilt and squeezed in, and the bulging quilt on the ground suddenly became bigger.

Xiao Ming, who was sleeping soundly, felt a soft body pressed against him, and there was a burst of warmth from the overlapping place. Xiao Ming breathed out comfortably, turned over and hugged this warm mobile warm baby even more. tight.

Yan Shu put his hand on the man's waist.

"Good night, Dad."

A good night's dream.

As soon as the morning sun came in, Xiao Ming woke up.

Xiao Ming opened his eyes. Being used to getting up early, he unexpectedly didn't want to get up today. He always felt that the quilt was very comfortable today, so he closed his eyes and planned to sleep for a while.

At this moment, a child's voice sounded in my ear, "Good morning, Dad."

The ending sound is rising upwards, and I am in a good mood.

Xiao Ming replied in a daze, then hugged Nuanyuan tightly in his arms, and clamped the large warm baby with his legs.

Then Xiao Ming suddenly opened his eyes, and was horrified to find his son stuck in his arms like an octopus.

360: Who is the octopus?

Xiao Ming's heart trembled, "Son, son, what did Dad do last night, cough cough, is it strange?"

Yan Shu opened his eyes wide and asked in confusion, "What is a strange thing?"

"That's right, that, uh..."

Before Xiao Ming could finish speaking, Yan Shu buried his little head in Xiao Ming's arms, and said sullenly, "At night, I always have nightmares."

Xiao Ming felt a little distressed, hugged his baby tightly, and patted his back again and again, "Be good, don't be afraid, Dad has a big appetite, and I will eat up all your nightmares in the future, be good, Dad will protect you of."

Yan Shu raised his head from Xiao Ming's arms, his bright eyes seemed to reflect a whole starry sky, "Dad, will you sleep with me from now on, okay?"

Under his son's expectant gaze, Xiao Ming nodded impulsively.

When he realized it, Xiao Ming felt regretful: 6, does what you said yesterday count?

360: The sentence that said you are a hooligan?Always count.

Xiao Ming burst into tears: It was the sentence about arranging a big and soft coffin for me.

360: Oh, I'll just talk casually.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming lowered his head and was regretting secretly, but he didn't see the light of success flashing in the eyes of his son in his arms.

"Father, didn't you say you want to get up early and take me shopping for clothes?" Yan Shu tugged at Xiao Ming's hand to get his attention back.

Xiao Ming slapped his head and hurriedly crawled out of the warm blanket.

Autumn is turning recently, and there is a hint of chill in the air, Xiao Ming hastily dug out an original owner's coat and put it on for the child.

The large coat was dragged to the ground, covering the child from head to toe, like a little opera singer in ancient times.

Xiao Ming couldn't hold back and took another bite. The child finally had a fleshy little face, which gave him a sense of accomplishment.

Yan Shu opened his eyes covered with water vapor, and looked at Xiao Ming with some complaints, there was still a wet tooth mark on his fair face.

Xiao Ming chuckled, and picked up Yan Shu who was wrapped into a silkworm baby, and the two of them hurriedly cleaned themselves up, and after solving the problem of eating, they hurried out.

Xiao Ming bent down and put the child on the passenger seat, and fastened his seat belt. Yan Shu was very obedient along the way, not even like a ten-year-old child.

After thinking about it, Xiao Ming still came to his own shopping mall. After all, it has the most complete items and top-notch environmental services. However, Xiao Ming has learned his lesson this time. He firmly believes that as long as he avoids Manager Wang, his shopping trip will be smoother. Still can be very enjoyable.

After parking the car, Xiao Ming unbuckled Yan Shu's seat belt, and when he was about to pick him up, he lowered his head and saw the child's clean and cute little toes exposed under the overlong coat. It was very pretty, and when he was watching, the child's toes curled up slightly. Xiao Ming stared at it for a while before realizing that the child was not wearing socks.

Xiao Ming grabbed Yan Shu's bare feet, and the small soles of his feet could be held with one hand. There was a slight coolness in his palms. Xiao Ming felt a little distressed, and reproached, "Look at you, you can't wear socks if you don't wear socks." Don't you know to tell Dad, your feet are so cold, why don't you know how to take care of yourself?"

After talking, Xiao Ming began to blame himself for pampering the child too much. He hugged the child all the time when he came out of the bed, and in the end, let alone the shoes, he didn't even give the child any socks.

Having said that, Xiao Ming couldn't bear it anymore when he saw the child's watery eyes and his head lowered in aggrieved manner like a puppy who has done something bad. Wrap the child's cool soles, trying to transfer the warmth from the hands.

The cold wind outside the car was even worse, so Xiao Ming had no choice but to unbutton his coat, let Yan Shu face him, stretched his legs into the coat to wrap around his waist, put his hands around his neck, and then Xiao Ming closed the coat When you get up, people can only see two tightly pressed heads exposed from the big coat.

"Are your feet still cold?" Xiao Ming turned his head and asked Yan Shu.

Yan Shu leaned his head on Xiao Ming's shoulder, and shook his little head after hearing Xiao Ming's words. When shaking, some long hair slightly pricked Xiao Ming's neck, bringing a burst of itching, Xiao Ming couldn't help shrinking back. neck.

"Dad, it's very warm." Yan Shu's voice sounded, and Xiao Ming grinned. He really hoped that he could come to this world earlier, find him before he gets hurt, take him back to his home with orange lights, and turn the world Give him all the love in the world.He would cook for him behind his back, wash and dress him for nothing, and take care of his soft hair, meatless belly and dark wet eyes.

Xiao Ming sighed, for the first time, he hoped that the task would not be completed so quickly.

360: Don't worry, according to your speed, I will give you another ten or eight years.

Xiao Ming changed the subject: 6, how many days are left for that side mission?

360: That doesn't matter.

Xiao Ming: This side mission is so casual.

360: Side quests are meant to be used to add points. As for you retarded chicken, I’ll be thankful for doing the main quest well.

Xiao Ming: Could there be more sincerity and less abuse between Ren and Tong?

360: I kindly said you were stupid, why are you angry?

Xiao Ming was very tired, but he still kept smiling.

After entering the shopping mall, Xiao Ming went straight to the sightseeing elevator. This time he asked seriously to confirm the number of floors for boys' clothing, and he didn't dare to make any fools.

The process of buying clothes this time was very smooth, the only thing that troubled Xiao Ming was that the child insisted on dragging him into the fitting room to change his clothes.

360: Hello 110, someone here is going to play hooligans soon.

Xiao Ming: Hehe.