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For the next few days, Xiao Ming tried his best to avoid Yan Shu.

Xiao Ming is very worried. If he can't eat for a long time, he will also have a temper.

So Xiao Ming tapped 360:6!what happened? !

360 Guarantee: Maybe the headquarters used the same string of data this time, but don't worry, the target person will never remember anything from the last world.

Xiao Ming didn't believe in 360 at all, and he wasn't at ease either.

Xiao Ming was impatient: Then why, I heard Yan Shu call "Dad" with my own ears that night?

360: You probably wore a pair of false ears that day.

Knowing that he can't be fooled, 360 said again: Probably the target misses his Emperor Babi.

Xiao Ming: You don't call me daddy in ancient times, so don't try to lie to me.

360: How about a little creativity?Maybe the target also crossed over?

Xiao Ming decided to break off relations with 360 for 2 minutes.

In the next few days, Xiao Ming locked himself in the room and decided to think about how to heal his prince's leg.

Xiao Ming brought paper and ink, took a pen and made a pose, and then slept in front of the table for a whole day.

In the middle of the night, Xiao Ming woke up with a start, confused why he fell asleep on the table, and was about to go back to bed when the door creaked.

In the quiet night, it is very clear.

Xiao Ming shook his legs: 6, there are no ghosts in this world, right?

360 rolled his eyes, and complained secretly in his heart, just you are still afraid of ghosts, you don't know how many ghosts in the underworld are eager to avoid you.

However, 360 is still symbolically perfunctory: no, don't worry.

This time Xiao Ming decided to choose to believe in 360.

Xiao Ming bravely walked towards the door, trying to close the door, but before he touched the door frame, something wrapped around Xiao Ming's wrist and grabbed him.

Xiao Ming was about to yell loudly when a warm hand covered Xiao Ming's mouth as if he had a premonition.

"it's me."

Xiao Ming: Wait, young man!How do I know who you are? !

The owner of the hand did not let go of Xiao Ming, but continued to ask: "What happened to you in the previous assassination? How did you help that kid block the knife?"

After speaking, he stuck out his tongue and licked Xiao Ming's exposed neck.

"Mmm (get out) oh (you) oh (mother) oh (bad)!" Xiao Ming was very irritable, he had no idea who this pervert was running into his room in the middle of the night!

360: Wow, my host finally got rough.

#What else can my system do besides watch the fun? #

#Innocence is almost lost. How can the system be broken while watching the excitement? #

The person behind laughed softly, and exhaled into Xiao Ming's ear, "Little darling?"

Xiao Ming shook the goose bumps on his body, and decided to give him a fatal blow while no one was paying attention.

Unexpectedly, the person behind him opened his mouth and covered Xiao Ming's ear, warm and suffocated, his wet tongue licked the pearl of Xiao Ming's ear, Xiao Ming's body softened and turned into a puddle of water.

Xiao Ming: Help, 666666666——

"The medicine for the next month is already on your table. Remember to add it to the little boy's soup. If I don't make it well this time, I can't guarantee what I will do to you, little boy."

Xiao Ming only felt that as soon as his butt tightened, the heat behind him disappeared.

Xiao Ming was in a daze, and stood tense for a while, only to realize that the pervert had really left, and Xiao Ming was relieved.

Xiao Ming touched his ears: Oh, I have pity on my earwax that I have worked so hard to save for more than [-] years!Just like that, he was arched by a pig!

360: ...

Xiao Ming went back to the table and lit the lamp, there were indeed several packages on the table.

Xiao Ming opened one of the packages, poked 360: 6, what do you think these are?

360: What do you think, of course it is the same as the thing you buried under the tree.

Xiao Ming Fu forehead: 6, who is here tonight?Why does my ass feel tight when I hear him talk?

360: Look through the memory of the original owner carefully.

Xiao Ming calmed down, sat down and thought about it, but the original owner did not remember this person at all.

360: Impossible, are you sure?

Xiao Ming nodded: I always feel that the memory of the original owner seems to be fragmented.

360 disappeared for a while, and when they came back, 360 apologized: Maybe the memory of the original owner was lost during transmission, I contacted the headquarters, and as compensation, I will give you 50 points as a gift, please confirm whether to check it?

Xiao Ming could be regarded as a blessing in disguise, Xiao Ming, who became a scorer overnight, waved his hand, and he lost some memory, it's not a big deal.

Xiao Ming sat on a chair with a lot of money and asked 360: 6, what should I do with these medicines?That person can enter and leave the palace so easily, will he spy on me in the dark?

Thinking of this, Xiao Ming felt a little creepy.

360 thought for a while: How about this, you follow my instructions and take out a few medicinal materials inside, so that the medicinal properties will not be able to exert their properties.

Xiao Ming's system finally became reliable for a while, Xiao Ming was very pleased.

Anyway, he woke up with fright, Xiao Ming decided to think about how to help his prince heal his legs.

There are so many imperial doctors in the capital who can't do anything, so what should we do?

Xiao Ming vaguely remembered that in the last world he translated an article about healing leg diseases. Relying on his memory, Xiao Ming spent the whole night writing down the names of key acupoints intermittently on a piece of paper.

On the second day, Xiao Ming finally decided to go out of the yard to find his prince.

The prince is admiring the flowers in the garden.

The sun was shining brightly in the spring afternoon, the breeze was slightly smoky, and the dishes of snacks placed on the stone table looked extraordinarily beautiful.

Xiao Ming tactfully asked the prince for instructions, saying that in the future, he would personally cook the prince's medicine to express his gratitude for the prince's daily visits during his injury.

The prince was very pleased and gave Xiao Ming a plate of crabapple and hibiscus cake.

The breeze is blowing, and the birds in the yard are chirping, and I don't know what to say.

I could vaguely hear Xiao Ming's contented booing from his mouth full of Furong Cake, and the small scream of the Furong Cake girl.

Xiao Ming looked at Yan Shu while eating, and saw nothing wrong with him.

Xiao Ming scratched his head, could it be that he heard it wrong that night?

The dark guard, Xiao Hei, feels that something is wrong with the prince recently.

The prince seems to be very active in drinking medicine these days.

Every now and then he asked Qing Huan if it was time to drink the medicine.

Xiao Hei's head is full of black lines, my lord, haven't you just finished drinking the medicine and half a stick of incense?

And when he drank it, his complexion was inexplicably good, and in the end, even the dregs of the medicine were completely drunk.

Even the attitude of drinking medicine is seriously scary.

First, he picked up the bowl of black medicine, stared at it carefully for a while with a serious expression, and then held the bowl to his lips with both hands.

When the lord drank the medicine, the white and almost transparent wrist was very attractive. After drinking the medicine, the light brown soup was stained on the pale pink lips, and the water was shining on the lips.

The dark guard don't open your eyes, alas, it makes me want to get sick and get some medicine to drink.

The guards in the palace also found it strange.

Recently, after the shift change of the guards around the prince, they always find excuses to go to the medical center. In the middle of the night, a few people got together and secretly cooked a pot of something. The dark guard poured bowl after bowl into his mouth, as if he couldn't get enough.

In short, the people in this palace are really becoming more and more unpredictable.

A week later, Xiao Ming finally thought of all the acupoints he could think of.

Holding the acupoint names on a piece of paper, Xiao Ming was worried, where are these acupoints?

So Xiao Ming washed up early in the morning, and decided to go out to the medical clinic to consult some doctors.

Relying on the memory of the original owner, Xiao Ming dug out Lin Guan's property. Looking at the few silver coins in his hand, the corner of Xiao Ming's mouth twitched. The original owner was fine, so there are twenty places to hide just a few taels of silver?

After looking for money and finding it, Xiao Ming, who was so clear at dawn, finally cooked the prince's medicine for the day, and then went out with the money and the piece of paper.

As soon as you go out, you will be greeted with a strong ancient atmosphere.

Xiao Ming's eyes lit up, the ancient version of candied haws!

Buy buy buy!Eat, eat, eat! !

Xiao Ming rushed to the vendor, "Boss, here are two!"

The boss looked at Xiao Ming's four fingers and said with a smile, "Young man, do you want four or two?"

Xiao Ming looked at his outstretched fingers, alas, it was all because his body was too honest.

Xiao Ming: "Then let's get four!"

In the mansion, in Yan Shu's study.

Xiao Hei, who was sent to follow Steward Lin, knelt on the ground, "My lord, Steward Lin left the house this morning after cooking the medicine. The time to go out was Chenshi. I bought four candied haws and two bowls of sweet tofu flowers on the street. Five packs of sweet-scented osmanthus, three packs of fried chestnuts, four catties..."

The prince interrupted: "Are the stall owners male or female?"

Xiao Hei said bluntly: "Report to the lord, they are all men."

Seeing the prince's darkening face, the man in black was very confused, but he immediately added, "They are all old men over five or sixty years old."

Only then did the prince recover his complexion, and he waved his hand generously, "Let them send some over to the mansion every day in the future."

Xiao Hei asked cautiously, "Is that delivered to Steward Lin's room?"

The prince frowned, thought for a moment, and said with a straight face, "Of course it was sent to the prince's house."

After half an hour.

"My lord, Steward Lin chatted with the tofu flower owner's daughter for a quarter of an hour on the side of the road, and he hasn't left yet."

Unexpectedly, the prince smiled instead of anger, "Oh?"

Xiao Hei felt like he wanted to say something, but now he was so frightened by the prince that his mouth was dry and he suddenly lost his memory.

It seems to be the age of the boss's daughter?

Did you say it yourself?Xiao Hei dripped cold sweat, he really couldn't remember.

"Get the oldest and ugliest women on this street, let them dress up, and have a tea party with Butler Lin tomorrow."

Xiao Ming was on the side of the road, still chatting with the daughter of the bean curd seller.

"Ma'am, you've been here for a long time."

"That's right, I helped my father grind tofu since I was a child, alas, I didn't expect it to be almost 60 years in the blink of an eye."

"My father's body is really strong." Xiao Ming looked at the gray-haired, but loud-voiced old man Doufuhua, feeling very emotional.

I don't know if in the last world, my own son lived until his hair was gray and his children and grandchildren were full?