You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Yan Shu was a little surprised, picked up the dropped thing at hand, and saw the words on it clearly by the moonlight.

The person on his body remained silent for a long time, Xiao Ming thought it worked.

Xiao Ming boasted: 6, what kind of ointment is this?So great.

360 hey hey: You haven't used it yet, you will know what is powerful after using it.

Xiao Ming had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, Yan Shu unscrewed the lid of the ointment, squeezed out a hand of creamy ointment, and spread it on the indescribable place behind Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming was puzzled: Umm 66, what is this for?

360: Hush, don't talk, feel with your heart.

360 corrected himself: Oh no, feel it with your butt.

Xiao Ming felt that his system was dying.

Is this tube of ointment so amazing?Can you really save yourself?Xiao Ming doubted it.

Xiao Ming didn't doubt it for long, because not long after his fingers left, Xiao Ming trembled with pain, and tears rolled out like jelly beans.

Once upon a time, there were two lovely big white steamed buns, and they raised a flower.

This flower bloomed very beautifully, with bright colors and beautiful shapes, and it looked extraordinarily enchanting on the white mantou. Dabai Mantou thought, there is no other flower that can be more perfect than their flowers.

Dabai Mantou has always been proud of its bright red flower.

Without this flower, they are just two ordinary steamed buns, no different from other cold and hard steamed buns.

Dabai Mantou is very happy, they have a unique flower in this world.

But this night, Huahua, who was cared for by Bai Mantou, was ruthlessly destroyed by a giant beast.

Yan Shu kissed Xiao Ming's eyes and comforted him in a low voice.

Xiao Ming beat the person on his body desperately, and cried out, "Don't! It hurts!!!"

Yan Shu used eighteen kinds of martial arts.

Xiao Ming felt like a fish.

He was cleaned and placed on the chopping board, and someone saw him brutally with a blunt knife.

Xiao Ming opened his mouth, but could only spit out a few weak bubbles.

Maybe the visitor couldn't bear it anymore, so he put the fish on the chopping board back into the sea.

Xiao Ming was not used to it, he swung back and forth with the gentle waves, and went up and down with the comfortable waves.

Suddenly a sharp wave came and threw Xiao Ming into the air.

Xiao Ming tensed his body, flew into the air and greeted the stars all over the sky.

With a "plop", the little fish fell back into the wide sea.

However, the waves did not let go of the poor little fish.

Xiao Ming was tossing and turning in the sea, and the waves threw him deep into the bottom of the sea for a while, and then threw him into the air for a while, the poor little fish didn't even have the strength to struggle.

Until Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and fainted in Langhua's chest, Langhua was still full of energy tossing this little fish who had no strength to fight back.

Vaguely, Xiao Ming heard someone calling next to his ear.

--"......you are mine."

The next day, Xiao Ming woke up from starvation.

Remembering what happened last night, Xiao Ming stuffed his red hot face under the quilt.

360's obscene laughter came: Hehehe, how are you doing, isn't it amazing?

Xiao Ming was very angry: what a ghost!I asked you to save me, what kind of ointment did you make!

360 Innocent: Do you think you can live until now without the ointment?

Xiao Ming was sullen and didn't plan to talk to 360.

360 asked cheaply: Is the effect good?In fact, I didn't expect this "short buster" to have this effect.

Xiao Ming's eyelids twitched.

360 continued: Hehehe, this time I also hit it by mistake, I thought "Short Buster", isn't it just to treat all kinds of short, or all kinds of small ones.

360's tone was very proud, as if waiting for Xiao Ming to praise it.

Xiao Ming was too angry to speak.

Before waiting for the compliment he wanted, 360 felt that Xiao Ming’s IQ must not have understood, so he said it emphatically again: He only treats all kinds of small things, what do you think, without this ointment, can you eat the target model? ?So it's really awesome to use it to expand the effect, how about it, is it super invincible life-saving ointment?

Xiao Ming covered his ears and didn't want to listen. He wanted to leave a bad review, and he wanted to say something about his mother's criticism.

360 talked a lot this morning: By the way, I collected 50 smile points last night, are you happy?

Xiao Ming refused to talk to that bitch 360.

360: Hmph, if you cooperate better, you might be in the next world by now, that's bad.

#Innocence gone, the system still dislikes me#

#360 system, help you break your body and help you fly, no money without breaking your body#

Xiao Ming poked his head out from under the quilt, he was the only one in the empty room.

Xiao Ming climbed up while supporting his sore waist, yelling "Hey, hey, hey".

Xiao Ming stretched out his hand and touched the space between his legs, feeling very refreshed.

Xiao Ming: I guess this kid has a conscience.

Afraid of attracting men, Xiao Ming covered his mouth, picked up the clothes on the ground, and put them on enduring the pain in his body.

Out of the room, Xiao Ming limped towards the entrance, turned around, and saw a man wearing a pink apron busy in the kitchen, a playful strand of black hair curled up on his head, and his dangling figure clearly showed the master good mood.

Xiao Ming gently turned the doorknob and left without looking back.

360: Run when you're done, scumbag.

Xiao Ming's butt is still hurting, and he doesn't have the energy to refute 360.

On the street, Xiao Ming realized that he didn't have any money on him, and he didn't even know where the original owner lived.

Xiao Ming was cold, hungry, and in pain.

Xiao Ming: 6 ah!Why am I still on the original owner!

360: Hey, don't you know?

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

360: Of course you can stay longer after inhaling Yang Qi.

Xiao Ming could only endure the pain that should have been borne by the original owner miserably.

Fortunately, it's not yet full light, otherwise he would probably be in today's headlines with his disheveled clothes.

Xiao Ming found a sparsely populated park, lay on a bench and recalled his hard life.

The sad thing is that Xiao Ming's life is as short as the hair on his legs, and he recalled it in less than a minute.

What else can Xiao Ming do, he is also very desperate.

Xiao Ming cried: 6, why did my son do this to me?

360: What kind of thing?

Xiao Ming: Just, that kind of, um, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

360 still doesn’t understand: what’s ummm, ahhhhh?

Xiao Ming opened his old face: It's just friction, movement of going in and out!

360 said "oh", and then there was no more.

Xiao Ming blushed and asked again.

360 raised a possibility: Maybe the resentment in the first world of the target was not eradicated, so he came to this world.

Xiao Ming didn't understand, what does this have to do with um huh?

360 hates iron but not steel: In the first world, you come and go to the target like this, almost killing them, then the world will be evened out.

Xiao Ming said angrily: But I didn't do that!

360: In other words, what the target did was actually not done to you.

Xiao Ming was silent.

360: The target was done to the original owner, and you just accidentally entered the original owner's body.

Xiao Ming pursed his mouth, he wouldn't admit that he wanted to cry.

360: And it's not that you're not happy.

Xiao Ming planned to block 360, closed his eyes, and fell asleep on the bench feeling cold, hungry and painful.

When Xiao Ming woke up again, the willows were already on the moon.

Xiao Ming looked at the crescent moon hanging in the sky and sighed, the effect of this yang energy is so long-lasting, he is still on the original owner.

"Gurg grunt..." Xiao Ming's stomach began to protest, and Xiao Ming chose to surrender.

Anyway, what Yan Shu was looking at was the original owner's body, so he quickly collected all his smile points and ran away.

In this case, even if he is gone in this world, Yan Shu will be accompanied by someone.

Thinking about it this way, there is actually nothing wrong with it.

Xiao Ming walked back with his back supported, he was the only one in the empty park.

Xiao Ming wandered on the street for a long time, and finally scratched his head. He didn't seem to remember where Yan Shu's home was.

The sound of hurried footsteps came from behind, and before Xiao Ming could turn his head, he fell into a broad and warm chest.

The visitor held Xiao Ming tightly with his arms, as if he was afraid that he would slip away if he didn't pay attention.

With a wet face pressed against Xiao Ming's ear, the visitor stammered, "You, if you don't like it, I will never do this again..."

"...don't leave me behind."

Xiao Ming was a little sad, but also a little surprised that the tears shed by such a cold person could be so hot.

Is that what you like about him?

Xiao Ming seemed to be strangled by the neck, opened his mouth, but did not ask out a sound.