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Professor Yan's day is very routine.

In the morning, eat two slices of bread spread with honey, and drink a cup of white coffee with skimmed milk powder.

After leaving the teacher's dormitory building assigned by the school, I walked slowly into the classroom to start the day's lessons.

Lunch is a fixed meal with two vegetarian dishes, a bowl of clear soup, and only noodles for dinner.

He also has a habit.

Every night at ten o'clock, I jog a few laps on the playground.

He followed the rules of life, just like everyone else.

So when Xiao Ming ran to the playground out of breath, he saw a dark figure of a man on the track from afar.

Xiao Ming stood under the street lamp, rooted under his feet, and suddenly he didn't dare to go forward.

He is not Tang Sui, nor Gu Yi, nor Ding Ri.

He is just Xiao Ming.

His appearance is completely different from those in those worlds.

His eyes are more slender, the corners of his eyes are slightly raised upwards, his eyebrows are delicate, and his face is not so round.

Can the man recognize him this time?

360 doesn't believe in evil anymore, there is absolutely no way in this world that there is such a person as the target.

Xiao Ming swallowed, stiffened his hands and feet, and followed the man, pretending that he was also a member of the night run.

The playground was dark, and a few street lamps beside it shone dimly.

The man was tired from running, so he picked up the bottle from the bench resting on the side of the runway, raised his head and gulped a few sips.

The orange light cast a halo on the man's profile.

A bead of sweat slipped down the man's Adam's apple into his clothes.

The man felt hot, reached out and tugged at the collar of his shirt, and then unbuttoned the top three buttons, and he could vaguely see the scenery inside.

Any action can be brought into the painting.

360 Now it’s impossible to believe it or not.

360: You wear such a showy outfit while running, call the police.

Xiao Ming's eyes were straightened, and he didn't bring his mobile phone.

From the corner of his eye, he saw someone standing beside him, and the man turned his face to look at the person coming.

The light came from behind the man, and the man's face was shrouded in shadow, and his expression could not be seen clearly.

Xiao Ming was so nervous that his hands were sweating, his palms were wet, his mind went blank, and he blurted out, "Professor Yan, you, your chest muscles are so beautiful."

Yan Shu thought he had encountered a gangster again.

But this is not a matter of a day or two.

Since he came to this school, some strange people always came to harass him every now and then.

He even had to worry about going to the bathroom.

There was a class where ten girls squatted for 28 hours in order to guard him in the men's toilet, and finally fainted from hunger collectively in the men's toilet, even an ambulance came.

Now even boys have to guard against it.

Knowing how crazy the current students are, Yan Shu felt cautious.

The young man in front of him was handsome, but his clothes were disheveled, and he was still stepping on flip-flops, revealing his delicate toes.

Although the round little toes look really cute.

Sensing what he was thinking, Yan Shu coughed.

The point is, the boy's attire is clearly not for jogging.

Yan Shu's face darkened, "Student, please respect yourself."

In Yan Shu's eyes, Xiao Ming suddenly turned into a bad bully boy who wanted to force civilian men in the dark night.

360 was a little dumbfounded seeing too many targets like wolves and tigers.

I didn't expect Yan Shu to be so serious in the real world, so...

interesting.

Xiao Ming blushed, quickly waved his hands and clarified, "I don't mean anything else."

After thinking about it, Xiao Ming added, "I just admire your chest muscles."

Yan Shu looked serious and moved quickly, and immediately buttoned the shirt to the top, making it airtight.

Xiao Ming scratched his head, but he still didn't explain.

Although the man didn't know him and had to do it all over again, as soon as he saw him, Xiao Ming felt very light.

"It's late at night, even though you're a boy, you still have to protect yourself. Don't come out and wander around. It's easy to meet people with bad intentions." Yan Shu taught, but as she talked, the more she felt that what she said was true. Isn't it just me? Yan Shu changed his face, "Anyway, be careful, I'll go first."

The man's pace was windy, and soon there was only a shadow left.

Xiao Ming was a little bit reluctant, and sneaked behind the man.

360 persuaded: Ming, forget about the goal, you don’t know...

Before 360 ​​finished speaking, Xiao Ming was curious: I don't know what?

360 sighed: Alas... Anyway, I am doing this for your own good, so forget about Yan Shu.

Seeing the man turning a corner, Xiao Ming hurriedly followed him.

Xiao Ming came out in a hurry, didn't even change out of his flip flops, and walked "tap la", "tap la", which seemed particularly abrupt in the quiet night.

Hearing the sound of footsteps behind him, Yan Shu quickened his pace.

By the end, both were trotting.

Arriving downstairs in the teachers' dormitory, Yan Shu slammed on the brakes, turned her head and looked at Xiao Ming with a serious face.

Xiao Ming ran too fast and couldn't stop, he slammed his head into the man's chest.

Xiao Ming's head was almost smashed by this chest muscle.

Yan Shu reached out with his long arm and pulled the panting Xiao Ming away from him, "Student, what are you going to do in the middle of the night?"

Xiao Ming's eyes wandered, and he squinted at the building number of the teachers' dormitory building.

Xiao Ming broke away from Yan Shu's hand, holding back a reason, "Well, I didn't enjoy running just now, I want to run again, uh, goodbye, Professor Yan!"

After speaking, he strode his legs and ran away.

When the young man raised his head, his black eyes were like two pleasing raisins on the bread, reflecting the starlight in the sky, which made him feel very familiar.

Yan Shu shook his head.

The boy has run away.

Knowing the number of the dormitory where Yan Shu lived, Xiao Ming returned to the dormitory with a happy face.

Seeing that Xiao Ming was so happy, Chen Bin bumped his elbow into Xiao Ming, "It's done?"

Xiao Ming was confused, "What happened?"

Chen Bin showed an expression of "what are you pretending? I already know", and said cheaply, "Look at you, have you gotten started?"

Xiao Ming took off his coat, but he still didn't understand, "How did you get started?"

Hearing that Professor Yan rushed out on the playground and came back with a full face, Chen Bin felt unhappy when he saw that Xiao Ming still wanted to keep himself in the dark, "I said, Xiao Ming, give Professor Yan over!"

Just when Zhang Qing came back from washing and opened the door, he heard Chen Bin's loud voice.

As soon as the voice fell, the lights in the upstairs and downstairs dormitories came on one after another.

The whole dormitory building exploded.

This is a bad thing.

In the early morning of the next day, before dawn, Xiao Ming squatted downstairs in Yan Shu's dormitory with the soy milk and fried dough sticks he had bought.

Afraid of missing Yan Shu, and fearing that the fried dough sticks and soy milk would be cold, Xiao Ming tightly covered the soy milk with his hands.

360: Okay, it’s not like drinking hot soy milk in winter.

Xiao Ming was dejected: This is more sincere.

I remembered that Chen Bin's loud voice not only spread throughout the entire dormitory building last night, but probably all living things in a radius of ten miles around knew it.

It's over now, Yan Shu looks serious and serious in this world and is a good teacher of the people. Hearing such rumors will probably strangle him to death.

When Xiao Ming bought breakfast, he asked the aunt in the cafeteria to beat three extra eggs into the soy milk.

I don't know if the man can be merciful and not remember the hatred for the sake of the three eggs.

360: You just want to buy someone with three eggs. Do you think your $100 million is just for decoration like your head?

Xiao Ming squatted on the ground with a bitter face: Then what should we do?

360 came up with a bad idea: I think the comrade named Yu Fan next door to you is pretty good, why don't you take the 100 million US dollars to support him?In this way, the rumors between you and Yan Shu will be self-defeating.

Xiao Ming felt that it was more realistic for him to use the 100 million dollars to buy something to coax men.

After breakfast, Yan Shu went out, and when she went downstairs, she saw the boy squatting on the lawn outside the dormitory building.

The young man lowered his head, unable to see the expression on his face clearly, but there was an aura of resentment all over his body.

Yan Shu wanted to walk away, but remembering the pair of dark eyes that the young man looked at him last night, his legs didn't obey and went there.

"what are you doing here?"

A deep and slow voice sounded above his head, and Xiao Ming stood up abruptly as if he was so hot: "You, you, you are here!"

The soy milk in my hand splashed out because of excitement.

360 is still insisting: Ming, there are so many worlds, don’t you feel tired?Occasionally change the person like it.

Xiao Ming filtered out the words of 360, and handed the soy milk and fried dough sticks that had started to harden to the man.

The man looked down, "For me?"

Xiao Ming bit his lip, and drew circles with his toes, "Yeah."

The words "I'm full" choked in her throat, Yan Shu silently took the breakfast in Xiao Ming's hand, suppressing the desire to hiccup.

The soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks were all given, and the boy looked at him with bright eyes and did not leave.

Yan Shu bit the bullet and took a sip of soy milk.

Drank a mouthful of egg whites.

Creamy and fishy.

After finally swallowing, Yan Shu frowned, "What is this?"

"Soymilk," then Xiao Ming raised three fingers and said, "I asked my aunt to add three eggs."

Yan Shu stared at the soy milk in his hand, but didn't speak.

After a while, Yan Shu raised his head, "Is there anything else?"

Xiao Ming took two steps back, distanced himself from the man, "Well, last night, uh..."

After thinking about his words, Xiao Ming said cautiously, "I heard some bad rumors last night."

"Oh?" Yan Shu raised his eyebrows.

"That's right, there are rumors," Xiao Ming took another three steps back, closed his eyes and gave it up, "They said I fucked you!"

The originally dark rooms in the teacher's dormitory behind him were lit up in an instant.

Many pairs of curious eyes poked out of the windows.

With a "click", the soy milk cup in the man's hand was pinched and deformed, and the full cup of egg white was spat out from the mouth of the cup.

Cup: Wow, it sucks to death!

The egg whites jumped into the mud mischievously, and the grass went to harm.

The splashed egg whites pulled small clods of mud and stuck to the legs of the man's trousers.

"Student, please explain carefully."

Xiao Ming corrected in a low voice, "Well, my name is Xiao Ming."

Yan Shu's forehead began to ache again.

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