Everyone Loves White Lotus

The matter of "breaking the bed" has spread far and wide, and it has been repeatedly mentioned that they eat at the dinner table.

In fact, it was just a program group that set up a mechanism on the bed. When the two of them sat on the bed, the mechanism would be turned on. The bed board was divided into two and sunk in the middle, so Fu Ye and the two fell into the sunken hole in the bed.

While running, Hong Xian yelled in dismay: "I didn't mean to see it, the bed was collapsed, brother, are you okay? Is it okay?" He ran downstairs happily, "Dad, brother-in-law took us The bed at home has collapsed, do you want him to pay for it?" The words were filled with a deliberate sense of variety, successfully turning Yan Yin's face into a silent dullness.

Two people came out of the room, both of them had their hair and clothes clearly arranged - in the eyes of everyone, even if they didn't change their hair or clothes at all.

As the father-in-law, Yue Lao coughed twice, "Don't let your mother know later, young man,"

Hong Xian said: "Yes, yes, brother, you are too powerful, don't let my mother know, if my mother knows... she will definitely praise you!"

At this time, Hong Xian imitated his mother's tone of voice, "What? You broke the bed again? Well done..." Before he could finish speaking, he was "beaten" by his father Yue Lao.

Ye Jingwei: ...

Ye Jingwei smiled politely.As soon as the two of them came out of the room, Fu Shihe had been holding Ye Jingwei's hand, and he didn't let go at this time.

Yan Yin noticed it, and his eyes were unhappy: "So close, it seems that you are newlyweds."

After Ye Jingwei heard this, he wanted to withdraw his hand, but Fu Shihe knew that he would withdraw his hand, so he held his hand calmly and said with a smile: "It's too clingy to me, besides, I can't bear to let him not satisfied."

What a blatant statement.

Ye Jingwei's face turned red when he heard this, he was startled and astonished, and even shy, seeing Fu Shihe's expression that seemed to be calm and about to kill Yan Yin.

Yan Yin said slowly, "That's hard for you," speaking to Ye Jingwei.Then followed, "I don't need to be so deliberate in the future, I can also collapse the bed." So, I am no worse than Fu Shihe, I can also collapse the bed.

Ye Jingwei: …………

Fu Shihe didn't miss a word from the side, "Take a break, okay, Xiaoyan." Turning his head, "You just fell off the bed, did it hurt you, let me see..." Deliberately go to pull Ye Jingwei.Ye Jingwei held on to the clothes so that he wouldn't be ripped away.

Ye Jingwei: ………………… I’m tired of the old days when small fish turned into sharks and mermaids.

Qiu Yi stared intently at the side, suppressed a smile, and her face was as red as Ye Jingwei's.

"Wow, it turns out that your former college classmates are so sought-after," Qiu Yi said to Yan Yin. "Did you all like him before?"

Yan Yin didn't answer, he likes it very much now, not just before.

After a while, everyone was busy with their own work, and when they were about to have dinner, the doorbell rang. "Mom is back," shouted Hong Xian who was busy serving dishes in the kitchen.

At this time, Ye Jingwei was the only one who could open the door with his hands free.

Ye Jingwei went to open the door, and almost closed it once he opened it.

A familiar old senior Liang Hong's face appeared in front of her eyes, but who was standing beside her?

Father-in-law Yue Lao pretended to ask: "Who is here?" Hong Xian, who was watching the excitement, said loudly, "Wow, it's my brother's ex-husband!"

Ye Jingwei: ……………………

The person at the door was tall and tall, with a face full of flying flowers and snow, eyes like cattails, and a faint smile that was not a smile on his face. No one knew him, no one didn't know him. Sichuan.

The first sentence is, "You are thin, is Fu Shihe treating you badly?"

He put his hand on Ye Jingwei's slightly hot face.The voice was low and deep, but the volume was so loud that anyone could hear it.

The program team made a sound of suppressed laughter.

Yan Yin and Fu Shihe's expressions after seeing the visitor were all so dark that they couldn't be described.If it could be expressed in words, it would be:……&…@! #@*! ()#@! ()@#￥).

What is he doing here?

That's right, all three of them, including the courtesan, uttered such an angry and confused question in unison.

Fu Shihe came over and pulled Ye Jingwei away. Of course, Jiang Chenchuan could no longer touch the face of the pitiful and helpless young victim Ye Jingwei. "...What are you doing here?" Fu Shihe couldn't bear to say this.

Jiang Jinchuan came in with his mother-in-law Liang Hong on his arm: "I'm Teacher Liang's godson, why can't I go to her house for dinner?"

"I asked, what did you choose to come back at this time," Fu Shihe said with a headache.Originally, I thought that I could suppress and then raise my temper with Ye Jingwei for a while, and then tease and bully Ye Jingwei.I didn't expect, why is it so difficult?

"Can I come and see my ex-wife?" Jiang Jinchuan plausibly said that the script given to him in "A Newlywed Day" was Ye Jingwei's ex-husband, and he chose such a day to come back and do things.

Someone Ye wanted to escape.

Then, facing his former ex-wife in the script and his real ex in reality, Actor Jiang said tenderly on the surface, "I miss you very much. I miss you every day when I am filming, doing commercials, and walking red carpets abroad."

The viewers or fans who saw this variety show frantically snapped words: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ye Jingwei, He Dehe Neng, let go of the actor and let me go. 】

【Today is the day I want to pass through Ye Jingwei. 】

[What are you doing at 99, stunned! 】

[99?Wish the four of them a long time? 】

Ye Jingwei was pulled behind him, standing in front of him was Fu Shihe, who said coldly: "Ex-husband, right? That doesn't matter now, I'm his husband, tell me what you want to tell him."

Jiang Jinchuan dismissed it.

The peacemaker Yue Lao came: "Come, come, eat, prepare to eat, but you are back, do you know that people are waiting for you to die," the second half of the sentence was said to Liang Hong.

Liang Hong is in his 50s, but he is in good condition. He is a resident guest of this show, playing a family with Yue Lao Hongxian. "No, I went to pick up Xiaojiang, come here, treat it like your own home, even though you and Xiaojing have been living in our house last year."

A certain Xiaojing looked up to the sky and was speechless: ……………

Fu Shihe dragged Ye Jingwei back.

At the dinner table, there was really an awkward and harmonious atmosphere.

Sitting on Ye Jingwei's left is the Fu Shi River, and on the right is Yue Lao and Hong Xian who half-pushed and half-pushed Jiang Chenchuan to sit down.

It was inconvenient for Ye Jingwei to hold a public spoon and spoon of cashew nuts, because he was very careful. At the dinner table, including this variety show, almost all the focus was on him.

Fu Shihe saw him like this, so he proposed to change seats with him: "It's not convenient to take food, I'll change seats with you," and stood up so that he would be far away from Jiang Chenchuan.

Jiang Chenchuan grabbed Ye who was about to change seats: "What do you want to eat, I'll grab it for you,"

Ye Jingwei smiled awkwardly, "..."

Jiang Chenchuan just didn't let go, and all eyes were fixed on the three of them.Fu Shihe took the actor's hand away, "How can you sign a divorce agreement if you are so painful?" But he said in his heart: If you are so good at pretending intimacy, why did you break up in the first place?

The fake ex-husband, the real ex-actor, smiled, and said, "No matter how much you eat at a Man-Han banquet, you will get tired of it. It is human nature to change your appetite with vegetables and radishes occasionally. You can't blame Jingjing."

These words dragged Ye Jingwei who was in the vortex of the Shura Field thinking that he could avoid the flames of war for a while without speaking.In such a sentence, one is to criticize Ye Haiwang's love of the new and dislike the old, the other is to express his open-mindedness and infatuation, and the third is to disdain Fu, a small fishing boat like vegetables and radishes.

This sentence is so clever that there are almost no rebuttal sentences.

Ye Jingwei leaned his head all the way, burying his face in the rice bowl, but he was still in the center of the topic, as a peacemaker to settle his grievances: "Eat, eat, the food is cold."

Qiu Yi, who saw this kind of Shura scene for the first time, was stunned. No one at the table was really eating, and everyone was either dumbfounded or eating melon seeds without peeling the shell and stuffing them in their mouths.

Fu Shihe said sarcastically, sounding calm: "Thank you for that, it wasn't your success, and Jingjing and I wouldn't be where we are today."

Showing weakness is no longer the film king. With a smile on his face, he said softly to Ye Jingwei, "Jingjing, if you live a happy life, I will be happy too. If you live a bad life, then..."

These words made Fu Shihe almost unable to contain his dissatisfied anger. He suddenly turned his head, and instead of being angry, he said in a gentle manner: "My wife, why did you get divorced at that time? It's because you didn't have a good time, right? If you If you are not happy now, what can this Mr. Jiang...can give you?"

The two people's back and forth exchange of swords and swords made everyone present feast their eyes.

When the actor came, Yan Yin almost lost his name.

Qiu Yi had to ask Yan Yin in a low voice: "Brother, are you also so wonderful in "Warm Love"? Oh my god, brother, you are too happy, you have melons to eat every day..."

Yan Yin: "......"

Ye Jingwei was so embarrassed that he wanted to hand over the Haiwangcha to someone else, but when he saw Qiu Yi who was eating melons, he quickly asked the Haiwangcha who was at the center of the topic storm, "Qiu, sister Qiuyi, um, the crab seems to be steaming soon." , I'll bring it out with you."

Qiu Yi was suddenly queried, and hurriedly said: "Brother Yan Yin, I don't want to leave, you and Brother Ye, who you chased after in college, go fetch crabs."

Ye Jingwei: ……………………

Fu Shihe pulled back Ye Jingwei who wanted to leave: "Sit down."

Yan Yin said to Ye Jingwei, "I'll get you whatever you want to eat,"

Jiang Chenchuan retorted: "Do I need you?"

Fu Shihe replied, "What's none of your business?" It was Jiang and Yan who were angry.

Yue Lao, Liang Hong, Hong Xian and Qiu Yi couldn't stop eating melons, their eyes were round and their ears were pricked up, for fear of missing the slightest bit of the show.

Hong Xian sees Qiu Yi who can't see her eyes. For a while Yan Yin talks, Qiu Yi looks at Yan Yin, for a while Fu Shihe is angry, Qiu Yi looks at Fu Shihe, for a while the film king pretends to be affectionate, and then quickly turns to stare at him. Qiu Yi.

Hong Xian laughed until his stomach ached, and quietly said to his "parents" Yue Lao and Liang Hong, "Look at my sister, she really looks like our family."

Liang Hong looked fondly: "That's right, there's something inside."

Yue Lao is over 50 years old. He can't be called an old urchin. He is not serious anyway. He smiled and said, "It's a good day, feast your eyes."

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When Yan Nuo heard about this, she was very wronged: Promise me, don't collapse the bed next time.

Ye Jingwei: No... (reaches out to comfort Sweetheart)

Fu Shihe: Yes, ten times, one hundred times, 180 times.

Jiang Chenchuan: I heard that you don't welcome me?

Fu Shihe: ignore

Yan Yin: ignore

Yan Nuo: ignore

Poolscale: Ignore

Jiang Jinchuan was happy: Great, I abducted my wife. (Pick up Ye Jingwei and run wildly)

Four people are swearing and chasing after him: @! #￥@%&*%! %@