The male god is gay

The fat man swung his arms, touched the inch plate on his head, and smiled innocently, "It's not that my daughter likes this cat, so she washed it off and made another one, my wife also I said that the thing I got tattooed before was scary, and I said that only hooligans would get that kind of green dragon and white tiger tattoo, I'm afraid it will have a bad influence on the growth of children."

"Pfft." Ye Linqi almost couldn't spit out seeing his stupid look, "Hahahaha fat man, you have become a wife slave."

"What's wrong with my wife slave?! I love my daughter-in-law, so I naturally listen to her. My daughter-in-law also gave me a good-looking, obedient and sensible girl. I always miss her! Boss, have you never been a father before?" I know how painful it is to have a baby! Now I am reluctant to ask my wife to give me another one, it would be a trip through the gate of hell!" The fat man argued, the fat on his body trembled three times in accordance with the rhythm of his words .

"So... what does not being a father have anything to do with how painful it is to have a child?" Ke Muke sat beside him with a handful of melon seeds and kneaded melon seeds while watching the play, interjected midway, swinging Erlang's legs up and down.

"You are stupid! The man who is giving birth to my wife must be waiting outside the delivery room! You don't know that I heard my wife screaming inside, and I really wanted to rush in to give birth to her! At that time, I thought, You must treat her well in your life, and never make her angry again! My wife is too difficult!" The fat man's thick voice was a little choked, his hands were constantly clenched, and his eyes were red as he stared blankly ahead, as if seeing Back then he waited anxiously and helplessly outside the delivery room...

"I don't know how to be a husband, I can only be a veteran, so I don't know this kind of...um, pain?" Ye Linqixu leaned against the wall with one foot on it, his pupils reflecting the scene in the private room flashed A little bit of fun.

"Ye Er, your Chinese was taught by the physical education teacher! What you say is not right!" The fat man opened his mouth in a mess, breaking the foolish and affectionate appearance just now, although his wife let him Don't be rude, don't be so rude, but the wife and daughter are not here!Don't you just want to let go with your brothers!

The melon seed eaters on the side almost choked on the melon seeds, "Puff ha ha ha ha! Fatty Li, that's not right, I think your Chinese is also taught by the physical education teacher ha ha ha, what Ye Er said is attack, attack by attack! "

"What the hell? Are you fucking attacking me? I don't understand these things. Besides, Lao Tzu's Chinese texts were originally taught by physical education teachers. It's not like you don't know. My family used to open a martial arts gym. I didn't go to school and I followed that one." The martial arts teacher who has learned characters has learned a few characters! What kind of bird can be attacked or not attacked!"

"Forget it, it doesn't make sense with your stupid brain." Ye Linqi gave up communicating with him, turned his gaze to Ji Sinian, and then saw Erlang knocking melon seeds with his legs crossed, and then grabbed a handful of melon seeds for Ji Sinian. Komuk of the past.

"Hehe, Old Ke, you said that you are old and young, when will you experience the pain of giving birth to a child that makes you cry and cry for your mother? But you have to find a boyfriend first, but just like you ..." Ye Linqi looked her up and down, speechless, "Tsk tsk tsk, when you are free, you should go to the temple to burn some incense, and pray that God will send you a blind man."

Ke Muke gave Ye Linqi two white eyeballs, and the speed of eating melon seeds did not slow down. He spat out the skin of the melon seeds and smashed his mouth, "Who said no one wants me anymore? My wife is beautiful!"

"As for men..." She rolled up her short sleeves, arched her strong biceps, raised her head and looked at Ye Linqi with raised eyebrows, "Do you think I need a man?"