[Net King] Take medicine before confessing

There is a saying: If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, you need calmness in blue days.

But Kuroko Airi felt so depressed right now.

Last night, she was harassed by her artificial intelligence brain for a whole night's combat meeting, and finally fell asleep after it set up a strategic policy talking to itself, but failed to wake up.

Knowing that it was difficult for her to get up, she placed a whole row of alarm clocks beside her bed, with an interval of only 1 minute. Every morning after getting up, she had to slap them all the way like slapping a gopher.

However, this morning, because GNHV587 was emotionally excited at the battle meeting yesterday, the electric current blew up all the alarm clocks, and she failed to get up on time. In the end, it was her brother wearing the Prajna mask that woke her up.Just after waking up, I saw a ferocious ghost calling my name in a low voice... Don't be too scary!

In the end, she could only quickly wash and change clothes, bite the bread and rush out of the house, and threw herself into the subway at a critical moment, and luckily found a seat, sitting on the seat and eating the bread quickly like a squirrel eating an acorn It's over.

Then, finally relaxing, she stared at the handrail dangling in the air amidst the wonderful swaying of the train... fell asleep.

It took more than an hour to sit back to school from the terminal, Kuroko Airi flew all the way into the Hyotei Academy like a jet plane with full horsepower, changed the indoor shoes in a hurry, and kicked on the ground Running upstairs, I finally stopped the car in a hurry when I saw the "1 Year Group A" sign, turned around and ran in with invincibility——

Bang!

The sliding door of the classroom was hit with a loud bang, and everyone was shocked.Through the small piece of glass on the door that was shaking constantly, one could vaguely see a lump of unknown object slowly sliding down outside.

Everyone: "..."

teacher:"……"

The children's shoes in Group A of the first year all stretched out their hands and touched their foreheads. Just listening to the sound, they felt that it must be very painful.

GNHV587 hides his face: [How stupid are you to forget that there is such a thing as a door...]

But a real warrior must dare to face the bleak life!So Kuroko Airi clutched her forehead and opened the classroom door, rushed in like a cannonball, and immediately bowed with her head on her knees: "I'm really, really sorry I'm late!"

Kobayashi Kyosuke looked at the girl in front of him and was speechless for a while, only to feel ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.Except for the red forehead, no matter how you look at it, she is a goddess-level existence, but she can be so stupid... It's pretty hard work.

"Student Heizi, you are late... two hours, why?" After asking a routine question, Kyosuke Kobayashi turned a page of the book, anticipating in his heart that he would get stupid questions like being unable to get out of bed or taking the wrong subway. Answer.

"Because, because..." Kuroko Airi opened her mouth to answer truthfully, when she heard GNHV587's voice like an air defense siren.

[Stop-stop-SSSSSSSSSSSTOP!Have you forgotten the strategic policy we set yesterday! ] GNHV587's brain is as powerful and domineering as its name, hanging over Kobayashi Kyousuke's head with full aura, [to be a light female paper!Being calm and composed can become the daughter of a good wife!A girl who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside and strong in handling things! ]

The disappointing Kuroko Airi was suddenly shocked by its arrogance, watching Kyosuke Kobayashi stuck on the words for a long time, finally called up the "egg expression" dedicated to his brother in his brain, and set it with an egg after the equipment was completed. She replied in a pokey tone: "That's because I... my pillow has a fever, and I have to take care of it."

Kyosuke Kobayashi: "..."

students:"……"

GNHV587 hit the wall: [Nie Ma, your answer is not calm at all!It's better to say it's deep well ice! ]

Kuroko Airi panicked for a moment, and the expression on his face became more calm: "I, I have a very good relationship with my family Nyan Taro, we grew up together, his sister Niao Xiaomei has a fever and I have to take care of her, so, that's why I'm late It's..."

"..."

There was another eerie silence.

Kobayashi Kyousuke opened his mouth several times, but didn't say a word.

What is this world!what!up!Why would someone put on such a serious face and say nonsense that is a lie!The downfall of the world is too outrageous!

I am so embarrassed.Meowtaro... Wait, isn't it the cat pillow!You actually named them all and started a family for them!

Atobu Jingwu helped the forehead.This guy's habit of talking nonsense when he's nervous hasn't changed for ten years!

"So, anyway, go back to your seat first." Kobayashi Kyousuke waved his hand on his temples, he felt that he was really too old to keep up with the trend... But Nima, who is only [-] years old this year, is in the prime of his youth!

Kuroko Airi could only walk back to the seat quietly and calmly, tripped over a girl's outstretched foot calmly, fell into the seat calmly, and said to GNHV587 calmly: [I think... He won't like me anymore...] Who would like an alien who is aggressive and incoherent!

GNHV587 was silent for a long time before coming up with words of comfort: [Also, don't be so pessimistic, I'm still here!Even if he doesn't have weird taste, you can make his taste weird!And, and you're not terribly, terribly stupid, at most just far above average...]

Kuroko Airi: […] You might as well not comfort her.

Because Kuroko Airi was late for a long time, there were only two classes left in the morning class, which were Mandarin and class meeting.Because she has a writer father, Kuroko Airi's Mandarin scores are as good as her brother's, so the melancholy while looking at the cherry blossoms outside the window soon passed.

The last class in the morning is a class meeting.

The students in group A of the first year waited with bated breath, looking serious about going to the battlefield, sitting upright and staring at the teacher on the podium with bright eyes.The whole classroom seemed to fall into a cosmic silence.

Facing more than 20 war machines that were plugged in, class teacher Kyosuke Kobayashi coughed uncomfortably, turned around impatiently, and left his beautiful handwriting on the blackboard.

far - foot.

As the outlines of these two characters gradually emerged, the light in everyone's eyes became more intense, as if a supernova was about to explode.

"I believe everyone is very familiar with this event. Every year at the beginning of May, our Ice Emperor will hold this event. Specifically..."

As soon as Kobayashi Kyosuke turned his head, he was taken aback by the enthusiastic and even burning eyes of the crowd. He swallowed and said, "To be specific, it's a day and a night of hiking and camping. Cough cough, after passing the class committee's Discussion and last class vote, this year's venue was set in Okutama."

Before the words were finished, there was a burst of cheers in the class, and the students took out the applause props they had prepared long ago and clapped their hands.

"Long live--!"

"Okutama is so beautiful, I've wanted to go there for a long time! It's a holy place for confession!"

"I hate you, why do you say it..."

"Eh? But I'd rather go to Kamakura...Do you want to go to Okutama for a forest bath? We're not old men and old ladies..."

"I can go to Kamakura anytime, right? I heard that the cherry blossoms in Okutama in spring are very beautiful!"

"Good to drive C - hiking is the best!"

Desks and stools were flying all over the sky, Kobayashi Kyosuke squatted behind the podium with his head in his arms, wanting to cry without tears.

Brother Mama and Godzilla are coming ashore!The earth is going to be destroyed again!

I really wish he could run as far as his thoughts go... But as a class guide, the dignity of being a PTA member does not allow it!Pride as a teacher does not allow!The most important thing is that his deposit is not allowed!

Kyosuke Kobayashi hid his trembling calf behind the podium, tried his best to calm down and said dryly: "So, so students must hand in the notice signed by the parents next Monday. The preparation for this excursion will be handed over to the class leader Atobu Classmates, vice-president Morita-san, school activity committee member Shinozuzu-san, executive committee member Suzuki-san, um, and..."

When filling out the relevant forms, you need to write the names of the people in charge of the class, at least five people, that is to say, there is still one short.

Kyosuke Kobayashi glanced around the classroom, and was almost burned to death by the hot eyes of the girls.

No matter who you choose, you will be attacked by their resentment... It is obvious that a teacher with such a handsome appearance and gentle personality should become the dream lover sought after by girls, and be chased by them shouting "San San, I will give you a monkey". fall!

... He really felt that he was now standing at an O-junction in his life.

His wandering eyes in the classroom stopped at a certain point, he stared passionately at the girl who was staring at the falling cherry blossoms outside the window, and pointed at her with a big hand: "There is also classmate Heizi!"

Bang!

Under everyone's gaze, the girl with cherry hair fell to the ground together with the chair, making a loud noise that resounded through the classroom.

mission report 07

Number: GNHV587

User: Kuroko Airi

Time: No.30 one day after rebirth

Current plan: approach him lightly, help him lightly, and be a woman with balls

Completion progress: 0/10

Program Results: Unknown (99% failure rate)

Remarks: The breath of natural enemies has been scanned, please be vigilant, repeat, please be vigilant

No.15 Chapter END

The author has something to say:

I'm a ballsy girl... Puff hahaha~!

By the way, when I checked the information, I felt that the scenery of Okutama is really super beautiful!I really want to go too (*/ω＼*)