[Comprehensive] I got the certificate with the male god, what do you want to ask?

Before telling the story of being in the police station, I want to start with my college days.

When I was in college, I did too many interesting things and met many interesting people. For the first time, I knew that others could live such interesting lives under the same blue sky.My friends and I went to China to take a lot of photos, collected folk songs, held exhibitions, participated in symphony performances (amateur), went to Kenya as an elephant volunteer, and saw a lot of amazing scenery on the African continent. Like Fuji, a particularly interesting guy like Bill.

It is very interesting to help this person in Fuji Zhou. I know he is recruiting new members of the club.

His senior's club can't recruit new people, and the funding has been reduced year after year, so he can't sustain it. The senior really doesn't know what to do, so please come and help.

It is best to ask the senior to prepare a large white display board and colored markers. You don’t need to write anything, just bring it on the day of recruitment.

He picked up a red marker pen and wrote a line in the middle of the display board "PHP is the best language!"

High, really high.

As a result, the display boards were densely written that day. Later, when the display boards were not enough, someone brought paper and double-sided tape. Students from the computer research group and information engineering all came to participate in the battle. There were so many onlookers that I was squeezed. He didn't even have a place to put his feet. According to him, many freshmen were attracted to join the club that day.

But we got to know each other because of Akira Sendo's photography class.Buer is a photography enthusiast, regardless of his profession, he is busy with photography every day.Everyone knows that the biggest accessory for playing SLR is a high-end off-road. I took my Mercedes-Benz G and captured my heart. When we were in groups, he offered to be a team with me. I drove him to shoot stars and sea water , Take photos of shrines, forests, marathons, universities in Niigata, apples in Akita and hairy crabs in Hakodate.

I have heard nothing about the externally hired teacher Xiandao in the photography class. My understanding of Xiandao is only at the level of a lot of female students who have a handsome face and a good body who choose the course. My understanding of Xiandao is much deeper. .

He said that Mr. Sendo went to elementary school and middle school in Tokyo, and went to Lingnan in Kanagawa for high school. Don't play basketball anymore.In my senior year, I traveled around the world with a camera and a little money. I took hundreds of thousands of photos and wrote a lot of travel notes. After returning to Tokyo, I held a photography exhibition and published a book called ontheroad. His net worth doubled, and he became a first-line photographer in China. He wrote columns for many magazines while taking pictures, and was invited as a special teacher by several universities.

Here I have to show off that I asked him to take the wedding photography of me and the male god.I didn't know it before, but Xiandao and the male god actually knew each other and had a good relationship.When the male god and I went to find him at the appointed time, when he opened the door, the first thing he said was that he had grown taller.

"You are fat".

"Too little exercise, it's really bad"

"I won".

"==Do you even compare this?"

Our wedding photos are a pain in the ass.The male god hates being fiddled with by photographers and makeup artists, especially what kind of body is nodding to the right, tilting the chin to the left, and staring at each other... He hates it to death.

He would collapse if he took a picture like this, not to mention that he would have to change five clothes and three makeups according to the conventional wedding photo process.I don't want to force him to discuss with Xiandao.Xiandao got two sets of basketball uniforms and a basketball from somewhere.

"Go. Let's change places."

We drove a long way to find a basketball court. There were very few people in Xiandao's studio. Except for him and Fuji, there was only one girl with natural curly hair.It can be said that the girl originally studied biology in the United States, but later came to Japan to learn makeup. Because she has good skills and is good at post-production, especially PS, she is a godsend. She was hired by Xiandao because she has natural curly hair. Call her a curly girl.

Xiandao is holding a camera in his hand, and he is carrying a wide-angle lens, a telephoto lens, and other lenses on his back. He did not forget to hang a portable tripod, and the girl with natural curly hair is carrying a huge cosmetic case on her side.The large bag on the other side contained a laptop charger and other props, and she was holding a light baffle in her hand. There were too many things that would crush her.

I asked the male god to take it for him, and the girl quickly shook her head and said that you are a guest and cannot let you take it. It seems that the girl is used to it.It's not easy to persevere in Xiandao's studio, he is definitely a woman who turns a man into a man and makes a man like an animal.

Xiandao talked about his thinking, let the male god and I oneonone, and he and Buer took pictures.

As soon as he said it, I thought it was too ridiculous. The male god is better than me when he kneels and beats me.

In this regard, the male god does not require me to have the same hobbies as him, and he never asks me to watch the game with him, but my brother said that his girlfriend is willing to watch the game with him, and the man is actually very happy in his heart. You don’t need to understand, just follow along with what he said, watch him or watch the TV screen when he looks at me, replace the empty beer bottles on the table in time, and spend the rest of the time nestling next to him and using the tablet Just look at your phone.

The only basketball activities I have with the male god is I watch him play or watch the ball with him. He doesn't teach me, and I don't intend to learn.What's more, whether I learn or not, from the perspective of a male god, there is no difference.

The weather is unbelievably hot, I've been sweating, and I've been retouching and spending my makeup.Xiandao said don't make up, let me wash my face and take pictures without makeup, I said no makeup, absolutely not, the male god has never seen what I look like without makeup, besides, I still have to post on Facebook.

Xiandao said it's all right, pointing to the curly-haired girl, you believe in her PS technology, even if it's a video, she can make you flawless frame by frame.I vaguely felt the curly-haired girl tremble, and the blush sticking to the blush brush fell all over the floor.Frame by frame P...

After tossing for a long time, I didn't get a picture.Xiandao gave the camera to the curly-haired girl, and said to Bu Er, Zhou Zhu, pay attention to the capture, and then said that he and the male god oneonone, I just hit soy sauce and imitated his movements to make a similar move, is this really okay? ==

The boy snorted coldly, saying that even though Xiandao hadn't played for so many years, he still wanted to have oneonone with him.

When Xiandao started fighting, the three of us knelt down collectively.Is this someone who hasn't touched basketball in almost ten years? This is too ridiculous.

Needless to say, Teacher Xiandao is a true genius.When Xiandao heard it, he laughed and said that it was not so exaggerated. In fact, he also played, but he didn't play with others because he was playing by himself.

Xiandao intercepted the ball from the male god's hand twice in a row and turned around to make a jumper. The male god followed suit. Xiandao quickly landed and jumped again. The ball went in. The whole process was like flowing water. It was so beautiful that the male god's eyes almost burst out. Huo Miao, he really didn't let the water go at all. The distance between his legs was wider, his center of gravity was lowered, and his eyes were only on the bouncing ball. The male god is serious.

In the next... Next, if you are a fan of Xiandao, girl, don't read further.

It's just that Xiandao was unilaterally abused... My impression of the male god's playing is only his games in the nba and his usual practice alone. I don't really understand how good he is.

What I saw was that Xiandao could barely touch the ball except for the one he scored at the beginning. The male god can score as long as he stretches out his hand regardless of the inside or outside. In 10 minutes, the male god scored forty points in just 10 minutes... .... I really don't know what expression to use other than shock.

Xiandao panted and said that it was different after playing in the NBA, and then asked the curly-haired girl to bring him an ice pack, and he put it on his wrists and knees, oops, bad, it should be injured.

The male god snorted.

It seems that the dynamic photos can't be taken, so let the male god hold my waist in one hand and the basketball in the other, just take this one and smile.

No makeup, wearing a basketball tracksuit, I was smiling, and the male god also slightly pursed his lips, looking extremely happy.

So, let’s go on, Fuji has been busy with photography for four years in university except for class time. He wholeheartedly wants to learn photography from Xiandao, and Xiandao doesn’t reject him. Since he was young, he has often helped in Xiandao’s studio , followed Xiandao around, Xiandao came into the scene and gave him some questions for him to shoot. If the filming was good, Xiandao would call him twice more, and if the filming was not good, he would let him die for a while. In the state of stocking, until the summer vacation of the fourth grade, Xiandao asked him to shoot a group of films. There were no restrictions on the subject matter. If he was satisfied with Buer, he could go directly to his studio after graduation. If he was not satisfied with Buer, he had to find another way out.

After thinking about it for a few days, Bu Er decided to go to China to find inspiration. Thinking that Xiandao likes the original ecology the most, which is not common in Japan, he chose Guangxi, Inner Mongolia, Ningxia, Xinjiang, Xi. Hiding five places, Buer asked me if I wanted to go, and I naturally agreed.

It happened that my cousin wanted to become a student of Mr. Yasha, a famous German-Lithuanian composer and violinist. Mr. Yasha said to him, don’t play other people’s music, just make something for me to see. It’s hard to die. Cousin.He shut himself in the room, and he won't get any inspiration for composing music. I decided to bring my cousin along, the Guangxi antiphonal song Neimenggu's long-tune Ningxiahuaer, I swear Mr. Sha has never heard of it. You can collect some folk songs in the past and re-arrange them. If you can’t make a song behind closed doors, we have to go to the field to gain inspiration.

But taking my cousin out makes people regret it, my cousin is definitely the young master.All kinds of hypocrisy along the way.....what looks so dirty and can't be eaten, can I sleep in this kind of place, will I get sick, it's so spicy that I can't swallow it, so I can't order something light.Fortunately, the girl who accompanied me has a good temper...

My cousin and I asked our uncle and aunt, and they helped the three of us contact the Liaoning Foreign Affairs Office. The Asia Division of the Foreign Affairs Office sent a girl to accompany us. Because she is from Dalian, we call her her. Good for Dalian girl.

The girl arranged the itinerary for us, first fly from Dalian to Guangxi, then fly from Guangxi to Ningxia, drive from Ningxia to Inner Mongolia, fly from Inner Mongolia to Xinjiang, and then fly to West Tibet.. ...Due to political reasons, I did not go to Xinjiang and Tibet, but went to Qinghai instead.

Bu Er said that it would be great to drive all the way. Miss Da. Lian said that it might not be possible. One is that we have a short time, and if we want to drive, we spend most of the time on the road. I can't stand it, I said I can drive, but I said no, I don't have a driver's license here, and the direction of the steering wheel is different, I'm afraid of accidents.

The girl from Dalian asked me to drive on a section of road that no one has checked. Fatigue driving is really dangerous.Then I asked my cousin and Fuji if they couldn't drive?The car is automatic.

It is said that he has a driver's license but has not been on the road.The cousin shook his head and said no, he is very hard on all equipment, and he can even heat a meal in a microwave oven.

The white Guangben SUV driven by the girl from Dalian has quite a lot of space inside. The girl drives, and I sit in the co-pilot. Fuji and my cousin are in the back. The trunk is full of our things, photographic equipment, a lot of mobile hard drives, media keyboards, Macair, transformer power bank, recording pen, and many more snacks. The girl from Dalian prepared a large bag of shredded squid for me. It was so delicious that the corners of my mouth were blistered.

She arranged for us to live in an apartment in Xinghai Square, and then explained that we had to leave at 05:30 for the 04:30 a.m. flight, adding an hour's time difference, it was [-]:[-].My cousin heard that he ate a little for dinner and went to bed, but Buer walked quite far with us.

Buer looks good, and people were peeping at him along the way, no matter men or women, some praised him for being handsome, some said that a man and two women are such a strange combination, and some said that the local tyrant and his harem... ..

In Chinese, I asked a girl from Dalian, what does Tuhao mean.

As soon as my girl heard that you can speak Chinese, oh my god, why didn’t you say it earlier, I’m exhausted from speaking Japanese all the time.

Buer said modestly that he didn't speak Chinese very well, and praised the girl for speaking Japanese fluently, crackling.

The girl patted Bu Er on the shoulder and said, I will never let you come to China in vain, big brother, I will take care of your fluent Northeast dialect.

The author has something to say: PHP is the best language This is a stalk....

I don't know if I say that in Northeast dialect....

Then change to immortality and the male god oneonone. . . . .ah.I think no matter how talented Xiandao is, he is still an amateur player, but the male god is a professional, and he is the best professional in the world, so... at this time, the male god Miao Xiandao should be appropriate.