[Comprehensive] I got the certificate with the male god, what do you want to ask?

If I have to express the feeling of dating a male god in words, I can actually use four words: it seems like a dream.

The girls must say that I am exaggerating.When it comes to finding a partner, no matter which one has the core theme, there are only three words: eat, play and sleep.But the object is different, the feeling is different.

After dating the male god, we both stayed in the house most of the time, because wherever he went, a group of people would pay attention to him. Although he didn't say anything, I knew he hated his private affairs always being on Internet TV, and even going out to eat, unless it was a private room. Otherwise, you can always feel the hot eyes looking at you, and feel that the food on the plate is getting harder to swallow.

I told the male god that I hate crowded places the most. If you look at all the tourist attractions, which one is not looking at the darkness, trypophobia will attack.I hate shopping in shopping malls, the shopping guides are too enthusiastic, and I feel embarrassed not to buy it after trying it.I hate high places. My legs tremble when I look down on the third floor, so I hate activities such as playground climbing. I still have a claustrophobic certificate, and I am most afraid of going to the cinema.

What I like is to lie on the sofa mountain with him, eat snacks and watch rented discs, or we play games together, or he plays games and I watch them, or we don’t do anything at all, leaning on the Drinking tea on the windowsill and basking in the sun.

When I say this, the male god always keeps silent and touches my face or hair.

But for some things, I still look forward to it, such as the summer festival.

In fact, Tokyo in August is extremely hot, and if you move a little, your whole body will be wet. If you sweat after putting on makeup, your face will be so oily that you can't look at it. How to eat octopus balls, shaved ice and apple candy, and watch the fireworks at the end is beyond imagination.

But after dating the male god, I really wanted to participate in such a ceremony, and I was embarrassed to tell the male god that I knew he didn't like places with many people.When I was watching a festival introduction program, the male god said that he was going to the summer festival and asked me to prepare his yukata for him.

Ahhhhhhhh?Not only did you accompany me to the festival, but you also said you wanted to wear a yukata together? !

I was looking forward to it. I started preparing more than a month in advance. I chose a dark purple solid color bathrobe for the male god to accompany the blue striped girdle. He looked so good in it.For myself, I just chose yukata for more than a month. Is it better to choose morning glory pattern or carp pattern? Use dark blue or light blue or cherry blossom pink for the background color. Red leaves are also good. The ones with gold thread or embroidery, how to choose the pattern, what hairstyle to wear, what jewelry to wear... and the hotel was booked early.

On the day of the ceremony, there were people pointing and pointing along the way, and some people wanted to take sneak shots. I wanted to stop it, but the male god said, it doesn't matter.

Well.Since the parties don’t care, I naturally don’t need to think too much about it. Although it is estimated that there will be a new round of black history posts about me on 2CH from tonight to this week, but who cares, no matter what the post says, the people standing beside him People are me, aren't they?

The male god doesn't like to eat while walking. He helps me hold my apple candy octopus ball fried noodles and shaved ice with one hand, and pulls me with the other hand. When I feel jealous eyes, I will hug The male god raised his arm on tiptoe and kissed his face.

The male god caught two goldfish for me, and caught a doll rabbit in a trap. The male god is good at pitching games, and I got the highest prize, a piece of rice. We both looked at the fifty-pound prize and didn’t know how to take it. After leaving, I gave it to the aunt who sold the masks. The aunt was very happy to give me several masks and some straps to tie the masks.I looked at the tape and mask in my hand, and suddenly had a plan in my heart, oh hehehehe, I wonder if the male god will like it.

When the fireworks were about to end, I pulled the male god away, and the male god asked why he didn’t finish watching. I said that there will be too many people after the show, thank you for accompanying me, and now go to the next one.

The male god was dragged to the hotel by me.When I went to get the room card, the lady at the reception looked at me and smiled strangely. Naturally, I knew why they were smiling, so I also smiled at them.

After entering the room, I said, you take this, I gave him the mask, the male god looked puzzled.

You close your eyes first.

The male god closed his eyes.

Oh girls, do you know what I'm going to do? For things like taste, in addition to clothing props and posture, form is also very important. In fact, men always have an M in their hearts. When they see masks and I have a plan for the belt, let’s try to tie kun tonight, of course I tied him, I blindfolded him and put on a mask, and tied the male god’s hands together with the remaining belt and then tied him On the post at the head of the bed, and I stripped him naked.

The subsequent process was so... um... Everyone understands that it is meaningless to use so many adjectives, so I will just talk about the result, and the male god student is very satisfied, saying that this can be done a few more times.

My back was so sore that I really didn’t want to get out of bed, but considering the image problem, I woke up halfway to reapply my makeup and went back to bed. The next day I called room service all day, and we just fell asleep on our stomachs. Chatting when I am awake, I like to listen to the male god tell me about his past, knowing more about him, I will feel that I know him better, and I will feel at ease.

I don't have much experience of dating male gods outside, so I can remember each time very clearly.There was another time when we planned to take the sleeper train to Akita. Zebei invited the male god to attend the school celebration in Zebei's high school days. In fact, it was faster to drive, but the male god has a special liking for the sleeper train. As long as you go to the northeast You must take the sleeper train to the other side of the district, so I naturally want to go with him.

But once the male god fell asleep, it was difficult for him to wake up only by the will of others. We sat past the station, and when he woke up, it was already the end of Sapporo.

Looking at the words "Da Sapporo" written on the platform, the male god was a little embarrassed.I smiled and said that I called Zebei and said that I would be a day late. He said it was okay, and the ticket to Akita Shinkansen was also booked, but it was tomorrow.

Ok.

If possible, I would like to visit the northernmost point of Japan, okay?I look forward to looking at the male god, and I want to go to Cape Soya to watch the sunrise with him.It's just that it takes more than five hours from Sapporo to Wakkanai, and it takes more than an hour from Wakkanai to Cape Soya.Just to see the sunrise, but it takes at least thirteen hours to go back and forth, which means that we have to drive there now, stay overnight in Wakkanai and go to Cape Soya to watch the sunrise early in the morning, and then return to Sapporo from Wakkanai , and then go to Akita.

I looked at the male god, and it was clearly a face that didn't get enough sleep. If we don't go, we'll find a hotel in Sapporo and stay at a hotel. We can still eat delicious crabs at night. Oh, I'm so looking forward to it.

The male god looked at me and took out his phone to call Zebei and said, we will arrive the day after tomorrow.

Zebei's angry voice came from the phone, Hey, Rukawa, the school celebration lasts for three days, and you only came on the third day...

Before Zebei could finish speaking, the male god said, I hung up the phone after attending the closing ceremony.I will live in Sapporo tonight, and I will go to Wakkanai tomorrow, and the ticket will be changed to the day after tomorrow.

well?I'm a little surprised, male god, this is...

gone.

The male god likes to eat shrimp and crabs, but hates peeling them.This task naturally fell on me. I took two plates, one for the meat and the other for the skin. I peeled one, and the male god picked it up and dipped it in soy sauce and ate it. After peeling the other one, he quickly dipped it in soy sauce and ate it. Drop... I looked at the male god and said, otherwise you can soak in the hot spring for a while, and I will peel a little more for you to eat together?

No need to.

oh.Then I will continue to peel.

That's fine.

I can't stand being stared at so intently, okay, I can only see this kind of throbbing in my dark pupils, it's really terrible.

Because I have to watch the sunrise, there is still more than an hour to go to Cape Soya in Wakkanai. I set the alarm clock at 03:30 until [-]:[-], and the male god finally woke up, and then continued to have a resentful face for the next hour or so staring at me.

Soya Cape in the early morning was freezing cold. I was already shivering from the cold, but if I was next to the male god's eye knife, I would soon become a statue.I thought in my heart that I was deceived by the boring touch and narcissism of human beings again. I don’t want to read travel soft articles anymore. I’m a fool. It’s nonsense to evolve my mind and improve my level. It’s really freezing to death...

However, when the sun rose and the sea level was golden red, my heart was still full of shock and touch. I shouted in the direction of the sun, good morning, Mr. Sun, good morning, Mr. Sun.

I must look stupid.

But the sun's rays can't eliminate the cold at all. When I arrived in Akita, I had a fever. The male god went to attend the closing ceremony of the Sanno Industrial Festival, and I fell asleep in the hotel.

I don't know how long it took, but the male god came back and asked me if I wanted to eat.

I thought about it and said, instant noodles.

The male god made instant noodles for me to eat.Touch my head again and go to the hospital.

No need, you can just buy some antipyretics. I have had a fever since I was a child and just take some medicine and sleep. Maybe I am a little tired.I held the male god's hand, his hand was so cool and comfortable.

The male god went to buy medicine and fed me...so touched.I said it was so comfortable to hold his hand, but he actually let me hold one of them. I don't know how long it took, but I woke up and found that the male god had fallen asleep in a strange position where I was holding his hand.

Dazed, I put him on the bed, took off my shoes, covered the quilt, and wanted to get into his arms but I was afraid of infecting him, so I shrank to the other side, and when I woke up, I was hugged by a male god , or face to face.

I turned around carefully so as not to wake him up, but he opened his eyes.

Uncomfortable?

no.It's much better. I sleep with my face facing that way, or I will infect you.

that's all.After the male god finished speaking, he fell asleep again and wouldn't let me turn around.

I listened to his long breathing, looked at his thin and long eyelashes... hey.

When I was going back to Tokyo, I bought a lot of apples. Apples are not only delicious in Aomori, but also in Akita.I counted the number, the grandfather of the male god, the older sister of the male god, the parents of the male god, the elder brother, Zebei, parents, and Yukimura.

Zebei bought too much and had to borrow a commercial vehicle to take us back.

When I was filling out the delivery form, the male god raised his eyebrows when he saw Yukimura Seichi on the recipient.

I said I was going to send him something, by the way.

In the box for Yukimura, besides apples, there are new novels by his favorite novelists, as well as rice, seasonings and other snacks.

Yukimura is in Antarctica?

ah? ...in Paris.

Tokyo has Paris.

Ok, I know.But it just so happens that there is no brand he likes. He said that the seasoning brand is wrong, and the dishes will be unpalatable, and the rice in Paris is not good. If he can't eat well, he can't train well.

Do you often send him things?

In fact, it's not very often... Why do I feel that the male god is a little unhappy.

Are you videoing with him all night?

... Sometimes with others ... the more I talk, the more I lose confidence.

The male god is like a girl when he is angry, I asked him if you are angry?

He said no.

Really not angry?

No.

If you're really not angry, why make a fool of yourself? You don't say a word when you eat, and you go to the study to play games after dinner. I'm too ignorant of me when I serve him water.

Alas == why are you angry.

I figured that he would sleep in the study room at night, help him lay out the bedding, and go to take a bath by himself. After washing, he opened the door and sat in the bathtub without saying a word.In fact, the male god is 1.9 meters and I am 1.7 meters. My petite bathtub really can't hold the two of us at the same time.

He was sitting in the tub and I had to stand.I pressed the shampoo to help him wash his hair, rinsed it, and asked him if he wanted to rub his back?

The male god hummed.

I rubbed his back and wiped the bath lotion for him, and told him to soak for a while, I will go out first, and then, what is certain is that the male god was very angry, although he didn't say anything, but this kind of teasing will not be given... ...I was so dazed and in a trance, he saw me like this and said, you continue to wash me out...

... This narrow-minded!

I held him to prevent him from leaving, while calling Feng~feng~feng~

The male god looked down at me, eyes narrowed.

I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I won't chat with other men at night again... I swear I definitely saw the triumphant smile of the male god's mouth slightly raised... He touched my cheek and called me.

…………Hello!You bastard...

The only next thought is that tomorrow I'm going to replace the giant tub...  

We live an ordinary life. After work, we go to the gym for a run. He sits on the sofa and watches TV. I get some vegetable salad. I asked him who is the best player in the NBA, and he didn't think about Jordan.

I was embarrassed and said, Jordan has retired for a long time, what about now?

He thought for a while and said, Kobe.Said that Kobe is the only one who has no weaknesses and can't be defended no matter what, and said that I like him.

I know what he was referring to, someone has to win, so why not me.This is probably also the creed of a male god.

I looked at the male god and thought that if he hadn't been injured that year, maybe he is still playing in the NBA now.Just ask him, do you regret it?In order to save others from ruining his basketball career, now he can only watch the stadium of his dreams on TV.

Never.

The male god answered too quickly, without even a trace of hesitation.

When I was doing it, I worked hard, and when I was done, I turned around... Ah, I really like him here. I wrapped my arms around his waist, rubbed my head on his shoulder, raised my head, looked into his eyes and said, Feng, I love you, the world loves you the most.

He glanced at me, I thought he was going to say an idiot, but I didn't expect him to say, I know.

……

Everything is going well, my brother is doing better and better, the male god is also learning how to make movies, Yukimura has been winning, everything is good, except for the depressing work, I think it is probably not suitable for the police job.

He claims to have a low sense of moral justice, but when he sees corpses in the morgue and hears the desperate cries of the victims’ relatives, he feels powerless all over his body. It looks like suicide, but I have a vague feeling that there are other reasons behind it, but I can't find it.

When the male god fell asleep, I squatted on the window sill and stared at the scene outside in a daze, or drove to Enoshima in the middle of the night to enjoy the sea breeze.Through the glass window of the car, what I can see is the huge sky and the endless sea.Occasionally, seagulls or other seabirds fly by, waking up and sleeping, and hours can pass.The male god wakes up late in the morning, sometimes I make breakfast in the middle of the night and put it on the table, stay outside all night, and go to work after dawn.

I used to think that insomnia is a hypocritical disease, until I got this disease myself, troubles are like the pouring of the dam after the valve is opened, there is no more exhausting thinking, and I am about to fall asleep all night However, I still maintain a sane state. Every day I long to fall asleep tonight, but at night I can only stare at the moon until dawn. Gradually, my dark circles are serious, and no expensive eye cream or eye patch can relieve them.

Until one day, the male god discovered that I went out for a night out secretly, and it was particularly unfortunate that the place for the night out was a bar.I didn't realize that he was following me until the bartender asked if a man was looking at me if he was interested in me. When I looked back, it was a male god, and I was dumbfounded.

In fact, I should be angry at being followed quietly and secretly, but when I looked at his face, I felt that I was wronged.

Why?The male god's face is as cold as ice, girls.

I can not sleep.I always confessed that I was afraid of disturbing you at home, so I came out.

The male god didn't doubt my reason when he heard my reason, and pulled me out of the bar.

Insomnia for a long time?

how do you know?Could it be that he woke up in the middle of the night and found that I was not there... The male god has never been a character who can wake up in the middle of the night.

You have serious dark circles.

Oh... I explained to him the reason for my insomnia, the reason for my work, the case could not be solved, and none of the recent cases could be solved. All the dead were middle school students, and they were still very young. My intuition told me that it was not suicide, but even the suspects were not No, I feel uncomfortable and sad.

I know.The male god held my hand tightly and said, don't do this, it's dangerous.

good.I thought that I might not be able to go out for night tours in the future, and I was a little depressed. How would I spend the long night slowly... But before the depression dissipated, a truck crashed oncoming. It was a drunk driver, and the two of us left Then he could still run into him on the side of the road.

According to the development sequence of this kind of plot, I naturally pushed the male god away and was hit by myself, but I was lucky... Later I thought this luck was too good... This is definitely the benefit of time-traveling women.

After waking up, there was a hospital bed and the faces of my brother and the male god.

Mirror, what do you think?my brother asked.

I said that except for a little dizziness, I felt pretty good.Peace of mind.

really all right?What else is uncomfortable?

have.Stomach upset, my stomach says it misses octopus balls and red bean yaki, oden misses badly.

My brother smiled, okay, as long as you are fine, I will go buy it now.

My brother went shopping and there were only me and the male god left in the ward.

I looked at the male god and said, I'm really fine.But being hit by a truck turned out to be just a bruise, a slight concussion, and the truck was about to cry and faint in the toilet...

The face of the male god turned even darker.

Alas, it’s really okay. I have good reflexes, but I actually avoided it. It’s just that I was scratched and fell down. It’s really okay, but you, if I don’t push you away, the truck will hit you into the wall at that angle Turn into a meatloaf, then I'm going to cry to death now, do you like me crying all day long?If you have an accident, I will die for love.

The male god still didn't speak.

We are both survivors, be happy, be happy.

Never do that again, really.Is there guilt in the male god's tone?scare?

Know it.I nod.However, I have done such a noble act of sacrificing myself to save others. If it has been reported in the newspapers by now, you will not praise me, and you will be angry.You want to reward me at a time like this, alas... There is no reward for doing good deeds...

What reward do you want?

well?I didn't expect that the male god would follow my train of thought and say, let me think about it, then you should promise me with your body.I laugh.

it is good.

well?You know what it means to make a promise?What it says is... of course I know.The male god interrupted me and stared into my eyes. I could see the unbelievable surprised expression on my face in his dark eyes.

Mirror, he called my name, let's get married.

END

The author has something to say: the case the heroine was working on at the time was... ahaha, it was in the realm of the sky, and that was for Queen Liangyi to solve. The heroine might even suffer from insomnia.

But finally the male god said he proposed, and this is the end, girls.