[Comprehensive] I got the certificate with the male god, what do you want to ask?

Girls, I'm back. I've been busy with the wedding these two days. Sorry for the slow updates.

The male god and I went to try on the dresses today. At the beginning, we hesitated for a long time in the Japanese or Western style wedding. The moment I saw the male god trying on the groom’s attire, I immediately abandoned the kimono. Although the male god wore a kimono, he felt like a samurai in the shogunate era. , the whole person looks clear and cold, but there is still no way to compare with wearing a tuxedo. He is so handsome that he has no friends. Adding sunglasses is the moon dress mask of my dream lover when I was a child.

When I saw such a beautiful and attractive male god, I felt nosebleeds pouring into my head, so I beckoned him to come over. The male god followed me into the changing room without even asking what was wrong, and was pushed against the door by me. I kissed him, but the male god didn't understand what was going on, but he still kissed me back. I hooked the door with my foot, and tiptoed to bite his earlobe, "Do you want to do it?"

The male god was obviously taken aback, "Don't mess around"

Unwilling, I went to untie his tie and pull the zipper on his trousers. The male god hurriedly grabbed my hand, as if he was about to sigh but didn't feel really unhappy, he grabbed my restless hands with one hand, I opened the door of the locker room with one hand, and I saw him guarding the door, and immediately put on an unhappy face. He kissed my forehead, "Don't make trouble, go home and do whatever you want."

Ah, girls, don't worry, the male god will never be tempted by me to do those things in strange places.Compared to male gods, I'm simply shameless.I hate it, people like exciting things.

Then I will continue with the matter of the eighth first private meeting.

For that meeting, I got up at six o'clock in the morning and tossed about. In order to look good, I ate lightly for the first few days. On the day of the meeting, I only ate one egg white, half an apple and a small cup of yogurt (about 150 grams).After changing clothes, he ended up wearing a sky blue sailor suit, a little lip gloss, double ponytails, and a backpack, hoping that the pure and lovely loli will make the male god let down his guard.

Besides money and an umbrella, I also gave him a small paper bag, which contained a box of handmade snacks and a notebook for test preparation.He accepted the thank you gift from my mother, and I even showed him the book, saying it would be very helpful for preparing for the exam, but I obviously felt that he was not interested.

This is not good, so I can't continue to contact him.So I pretended to be unintentional and said that the test preparation material was written by my cousin who was studying at the University of North Carolina. He plays basketball like the male god and is now a member of the school basketball team.

Hearing about North Carolina's basketball team, the male god showed interest in this topic...well, how could the male god have no reaction to the school Jordan attended that year.

But, as the girls know, I don’t have a cousin who is studying and playing basketball in North Carolina. I wrote the information myself. I said this to make the male god interested in what I wrote, so that he would continue to contact me.However, I didn't have any dry stuff about North Carolina basketball in my stomach, so I couldn't make it up, so I said I had other arrangements for today and left first.

At that time, I thought that the male god would definitely contact me again. In addition to being interested in the "cousin of the basketball team", the test preparation plan I wrote should also arouse interest... I found a reason to continue to contact me. That's great, but the top priority now is to quickly find a cousin in North Carolina.

I called my brother Jean who was studying in the UK and asked him if he had any classmates or friends who were studying in North Carolina and participated in the basketball team.He said that North Carolina didn't have it, but Duke had a friend who played on the basketball team, and then asked me why I suddenly asked this.

I don't want to talk about male gods, so I just said nonsense that I want to ask about Eiji Zebei's situation, and if the situation is better, I will make an appointment to be an endorsement later.My brother said he would find it for me if he found out, and praised me for being so caring about family affairs, but he hid in England to learn vocal music.

When I was busy finding myself a cousin who was studying in North Carolina, the male god didn't contact me at all, but I actually thought that he didn't call me because his phone was lost or the phone bill was shut down... It never occurred to me that he had no intention of contacting me at all.

Two days later, I was waiting for him in the corridor for the TOEFL class in the evening. He came to the class with a girl, and the girl was chattering. When he came over, he just nodded and said hello. After the class, I left alone, didn’t talk to me, didn’t make a phone call, and it was still the same in the next class and the next class...but I was still hugging A little fantasy, thinking he will always contact me.

Until one and a half months later, he stopped coming to class, and I finally had another reason to contact him.Thinking that if he is sick, I will take care of him and let him feel my thoughtfulness. If he is busy writing a thesis, I will show his scientific research writing level... What I didn't expect was that he said that he had Contacted the school and was willing to let him go directly, and is now applying for a visa.The call didn't last more than 30 seconds, and when I hung up I realized he didn't even tell me the name of the school.

My heart is like ten thousand mud horses galloping past......Thinking about my behavior in the past few months and the overwhelming theater in my head, I feel like a hopeless idiot. Shame is torn apart To my self-esteem, I threw the phone out of the window and smashed it, rushed to the yard and jumped into the swimming pool. I wanted to cry, angry and felt ashamed. As a reborn person, especially a person who feels very good about himself, he feels that this life must be Living so coolly and deceitfully, being ignored and ignored by others... that feeling is really humiliating.

I stayed in the swimming pool for a while, and found that no one noticed that I went to the swimming pool. It was cold in the water in the middle of the night, and I was not hungry...Why am I so angry, so sad, and still feel Hungry, shouldn't you be unable to eat anything at this time, and then lose ten catties...

I went to the kitchen to find something to eat, and I ate a large piece of ham, a lot of cookies, a large piece of chocolate cake, several fruits, and a large piece of toast. The rule of not eating, hurriedly ran to the bathroom to spit it out. After tossing for half the night, I was too sleepy. Before I fell asleep, I thought, damn it, this is the last time my mother chased a man.

From now on, my old lady will be a noble and glamorous goddess.Even if you meet a handsome star in the sky with a face that can be seen falling to the point of being smashed into pieces, you must never take the initiative again.Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaria

For the next eight years, the male god and I never met again.I have been working hard to develop in the direction of a noble and glamorous goddess. Apart from going to school, I just shave my face, what do I do with a photon hair removal pad, a nose to open the inner corner of my eyes... There are many people who have pursued me in the past eight years. Among the people who have lived there are some who are as handsome as the male god, but...do you think I will say but I still can't forget the male god?After I had a new love, I didn’t think of the male god for several years, but when I saw the male god again eight years later, I was captured by his beauty again...I’m really superficial It makes me want to cry, I have read books for two lifetimes, and I have read about pigs.

I mentioned earlier that I had plastic surgery. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with plastic surgery. It’s such a good thing to look good. Since it’s not very good at birth, I’ll try to make it better the day after tomorrow. Is it all to make yourself look better...... But even though I say that, don't believe me, plastic surgery is different from other things, there will always be people who care, some things you just need to understand, don't Speaking out, it is safer to live a little hypocrisy.

I asked the male god what he thinks about plastic surgery, and the male god said that he doesn't have to care so much about his appearance.I rolled my eyes countless times in my heart, if they all look as iconic as him, I really don't need to care about appearance.

Speaking of this, I remembered that there was a time when the male god was going to attend an event and needed to put on some makeup, so I volunteered to do it for him. It was the first time I looked at his face so carefully. Familiar, when I put on makeup for him, I realized that I only remembered one outline.

His white almost shiny skin, thick eyebrows, slender eyes, slender and curly eyelashes, a big nose, plump lips and a pointed chin.I stared at his face carefully and found that there was actually nothing to melt.His face is so clean that he doesn't need to use concealer cream at all, and his eyebrows are so delicate that they seem to be drawn with a brush... His makeup is superfluous. I put on some lotion and a little silhouette and it's over.Damn, if everyone looks like this, the makeup artist will lose his job. How can this person look so good-looking.

I asked him if he thought about what to do after retirement, he said no, I said he would definitely be a great success no matter if you become a model or an actor, he said blankly, boring.

I am the only one who is attracted by his beauty. As I said before, he has been very popular since high school, and even more popular since he entered college. I'm in love.

Zebei said that he couldn't figure out why the male god with a girl's hair, who was as white as if he had whitening injections every day, who didn't like to talk and talk to others, was so popular with girls. He had been a bench player for almost three years, but he In the second year of entering the school, he entered the starting lineup. Here, Zebei skipped the fact that although he was a starting player, he rarely played more than 8 minutes in games.

The journey between the male god and Zebei was difficult, but compared to Zebei's smoother journey, I think it has something to do with his personality. For example, when Zebei first entered the school team, everyone bullied this foreign jap, always making him He went to buy donut cocoa, and threw his smelly bioweapon socks in the wash, and he didn't get angry once.And with the character of a male god, if someone asks him to wash smelly socks, even if he doesn't stuff the socks into the other person's mouth or throw them in the face, he won't wash them off in such a good temper like Zebei.

The male god was in college, and he left the bench in a certain game. The two shooting guards were so hungry that they couldn't stay on the court for more than 3 minutes. The coach had to send him up. He was alone in that game. He scored 22 points and 7 rebounds. After the game, everyone called him iceman, a man as sharp as ice, but the girls called him icecream, a man as delicious as ice cream.

The author has something to say: I don’t know nba or basketball at all, and I haven’t watched a game so far. I made up all of them, so girls, please point out the bugs.