Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#17 Drunken sex is an excuse - Medium

Xie Siyan felt that his yelling was very imposing. If Lu Lishen was in front of him, he would have lowered his head in shame. However, the other end of the phone was silent for two seconds, and Wang Xi laughed wildly.

"Hahaha! Third child, are you on drugs? Or is it time for heat? Lu Lishen? Isn't it your boss! Hahaha! To be honest, do you really have an affair—"

Xie Siyan took down the phone and glanced at the name on the screen. It was "Wang Xi'er" in large characters. How did he think it was Lu Lishen!He cursed, "Fuck!" Then he hung up no matter what Wang Xi said.

The moment he put away his phone, endless regret flooded his heart, he thought it was a good thing he made a wrong call!Otherwise, his tone of voice that seemed to force a marriage would be terrifying!

"It's over! I'm obviously the number one in the universe, why do I have to be full of Lu Lishen!" Xie Siyan squatted down next to a car on the side of the road with his head in his arms. After he squatted down, he realized that the car looked familiar. After a closer look, how did he follow the car? Lu Lishen's car was exactly the same, even the license plate was the same.

At that moment, Xie Siyan was really scared. He thought it was the first time he ran in front of people. No, he ran in front of the car. But as soon as he ran, the window opened, and Lu Lishen's face was framed in the car. in the window.

"Yanyan, don't go!"

Xie Siyan turned his back to Lu Lishen, he wasn't sure if he heard what he just yelled, but he could keep up with the decibel of the loudspeaker, the chance of not being heard was really not high, unless Lu Lishen's car had super sound insulation.

When the enemy's move cannot be received, it can only be resolved.Xie Siyan stopped, a gust of hot wind blew over, and the smell of alcohol rose up. He felt dizzy and felt drunk instantly.

What should you do when you're drunk?Xie Siyan thought about it for a moment, then turned around and rushed towards Lu Lishen, put his arms around Lu Lishen's neck and shouted, "Dad, I got 100 points in the test today! Can I not do my homework tomorrow!"

When Lu Lishen was hugged by Xie Siyan, when he heard the title he called, it suddenly turned into a glacier in Antarctica, "Yanyan, you are drunk, I will take you back."

The weight of Xie Siyan's whole body hung on Lu Lishen's body, and Lu Lishen put his arms around his waist, and he could no longer call out "Dad". He actually reacted this drunken word subconsciously. I don't know what regret his father had. His father would always pick up his schoolbag when he was drunk, and call everyone he saw, saying that he had scored [-] points in the test, and ended up being beaten up by his grandma.

At this moment, Xie Siyan couldn't find his schoolbag and couldn't call 'Daddy', so he blurted out, "Mr. Lu, I'm itchy!" I didn't scratch the itchy place for a long time.

"Yan Yan." Lu Lishen's voice sank unconsciously, and he directly pushed Xie Siyan into the passenger driver. He really didn't dare to look at Xie Siyan like this. It was completely like some kind of shameful play that could not be described. He already had a fire accident. trend.

This week, Lu Lishen went to see a doctor whom he hadn't seen for more than two years. In fact, he has indeed recovered, and he has been able to interact with people normally in the past few years. The interpersonal communication system that he worked so hard to build collapsed in an instant, and he didn't even dare to face Xie Siyan face to face.

Before that day, what he planned was to stay silently by Xie Siyan's side, become an invisible road builder in Xie Siyan's life, and pave all the ups and downs for him. This was his obsession from childhood.However, after that day, he was not reconciled, unwilling to be unknown, he wanted to get close to Xie Siyan, let Xie Siyan see him, and rely on him like he was a child.

But after a week, he didn't get any better. The quack doctor either told him to be a bachelor for the rest of his life, or told him to do it if he couldn't say it.In fact, he was tempted by the latter suggestion, but he did not appear here because he wanted to do something. He just came here because he was worried when he received a call from the director and heard that Xie Siyan had drunk too much.

Xie Siyan was stuffed into the car, and after fastening his seat belt, Lu Lishen turned to drive on the other side.He stretched comfortably, then thought it was not right to be so quiet when drunk, so he decided to sing a song.In fact, he sang very well, his voice is completely different from his speech, a little hoarse, and he once sang at the New Year's Eve party, which was Chen Sheng's "Leave the Sadness to Yourself".

As soon as Lu Lishen got in the car, he heard Xie Siyan singing, which sounded like the ringtone of his mobile phone.

"I think it's because I'm not gentle enough to share your sorrow. If I can't say it like this, I will hide my regret in my heart, keep my sorrow to myself, and let you take away your beauty..."

Lu Lishen always felt that this song was about his mood, especially when he heard Xie Siyan sing it, his heart was filled with sadness.But in the blink of an eye, Xie Siyan was leaning on the seat, his collar was slightly open, his cheeks were a little red from the alcohol, and even his lips were moistened. His heart jumped twice unexpectedly, and he forgot his sadness in an instant .

Yan Yan is drunk, will he not remember what happened today when he wakes up tomorrow?

Lu Lishen's thoughts began to turn in a dangerous direction, and his body unconsciously leaned over to the seat next to him. He wiped Xie Siyan's lips with one hand, looked at Xie Siyan and said affectionately: "Yanyan, singing the moon represents your heart. "He found that as long as Xie Siyan could allow him to 'bully', his psychological barriers would be cleared away, and he would become a beast capable of ascending to heaven and earth.

"It's the moon that represents my heart." Xie Siyan replied subconsciously.

"Yes, didn't your heart sing just now?"

Although Xie Siyan was sober at the moment, his reaction was really slow. Lu Lishen pressed his fingers on his lips for a long time, but he didn't realize that something was wrong, and he subconsciously stuck out his tongue to touch it, and finally remembered to pat Lu Lishen's hand. Kai, he was not dissatisfied with Lu Lishen's actions, but instead said, "Your hands are salty!"

"Then you lick it until it's not salty." Lu Lishen stretched out the hand that Xie Siyan had just pulled away, but this time he didn't just wipe the corner of his mouth, but squeezed it directly into Xie Siyan's mouth, and then the passenger seat was covered. He lay flat, his upper body was completely covered by Shen Siyan, "Otherwise, I'll lick you!"

Xie Siyan suddenly laughed, not aware of any danger to Lu Lishen, and pretending to be drunk, he took a bite of Lu Lishen's finger, and then took it out of his mouth, "Pfft, it's not delicious, I want sauce-flavored elbows!"

"No, only bird's nest, do you want it?"

Xie Siyan wondered where the bird's nest came from, and then Lu Lishen pressed down on his head and kissed him. His lips and tongues were entangled, and he finally figured out where the bird's nest was. When Lu Lishen let go of him to take a breath, he still Remember to say: "Mr. Lu, you didn't put sugar."

Lu Lishen's blood surged up again in an instant. With Xie Siyan like this, he really couldn't control the beast in his heart. After finally suppressing the idea of ​​making Xie Siyan cry, he finally asked what he had always wanted to say, although he was not sure what Xie Siyan would do tomorrow. I don't remember, but he didn't say it would cause internal injuries.

"Yanyan." Lu Lishen wiped away the saliva from the corner of Xie Siyan's mouth, "Do you like me too?"

Xie Siyan was stunned suddenly. In fact, he was really drunk, but he just felt that he was not drunk. At this moment, he blinked and looked at Lu Lishen, feeling that he didn't understand Lu Lishen's words, and blurted out, "Of course I like you. I have always liked you. like!"

"It's not the kind of liking, but the kind you want to make love with me, don't you think? Yan Yan."

"But you are a man."

"Can't men?"

"I'm not gay!"

"Then why don't you try it? You don't need to be gay, just try to like me."

"Brother Lu!"

"Yanyan, I love you!"

Lu Lishen finally said the sentence he wanted to say most in his past life. He saw Xie Siyan's unresponsive expression, and his reason returned quickly. chair, and pretended nothing happened, and said, "I'll take you home."

Xie Siyan's not-so-bright mind wandered around for a long time, and he finally came out when the car was about to get home, and asked Lu Lishen off guard, "Mr. Lu, what did you say just now?"

The car shook suddenly. Lu Lishen gripped the steering wheel tightly. He glanced at Xie Siyan's curious face from the corner of his eye. He moved his lips, but he couldn't say those three words again. His voice didn't come out until the car stopped. It's just "Yanyan, I'm home."

Xie Siyan turned his head and looked out the car window, and said, "But, this is your home."

Only then did Lu Lishen realize that he had gone to the wrong place, and staring at Xie Siyan in a blink of an eye, he couldn't help thinking: Are you really drunk?

Xie Siyan opened the car door and got out of the car, but he didn't take his seat belt and was dragged back again. He turned around and shouted unhappily, "Don't pull me!"

Lu Lishen smiled suddenly, unbuckled his seat belt, and thought at ease: Yan Yan is really drunk.

So, with an uncontrollable smile on the corner of Lu Lishen's mouth, he got out of the car and caught up with Xie Siyan, who was walking swiftly, and then took Xie Siyan's hand. Xie Siyan didn't respond at all, and turned his head to smile at him.

Lu Lishen said, "Yanyan, let's go home!"