Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#40 The best love is when your parents watch you

Finally finished a week of adventure travel, Xie Siyan set foot on the land when it was getting westward, the weather in September was still hot, even when the shadow was stretched to 9 meters, there was still a scorching heat in the air airflow.

I am back!

At this moment, Xie Siyan felt an uncontrollable sense of steadfastness from the inside out. Probably only after experiencing the experience of not being able to return, can he truly understand the feeling of these four words.

"Xie Siyan!"

Standing under the gangway, Xie Siyan was still feeling the breath of the motherland from the soles of his feet all over his body, when suddenly a strong shout pierced his eardrums, he searched for his reputation, and saw a thin old lady running towards him, Taking small steps and running fast, he couldn't help blinking his eyes and tears fell down.

Grandma Xie finally arrived in front of Xie Siyan, first patted his chest, then touched his hands, checked his legs, and finally walked around behind him to check, and then returned to him, holding him tightly clothes scolded: "You little bastard, I told you to go to such a far place! Don't even look at how much you weigh, who do you think you can beat with that little strength! What trouble do you provoke! Be patient! Tell you to be foolish! Tell you to be disobedient! Tell you to run around! If—”

"Grandma!" Xie Siyan wiped away the tears that slipped from the corners of his eyes. Grandma Xie looked up and just happened to meet her. She stopped nagging, hugged Xie Siyan and burst into tears, "It's fine! It's fine! It really scared me to death Already!"

Xie Siyan hummed silently, and didn't know how to comfort him. His grandma had always looked down on him since he was a child, and he was a little flattered for a while.

Xie Siyan's parents also came over, and Xie's mother was also in tears. Xie's father grabbed his wife and said, "Why are you crying! Your son has done a good deed and was praised by the country!"

"Fuck you, you have to do good things, my son won't go!" Mother Xie slapped her back.

Xie Siyan was praised by his father, although it was not true, he couldn't help but feel complacent, "Mom, Dad, let me tell you, it's really similar to the movie, it's a real gun—"

In the end, he only said the beginning, and Xie Mu suddenly slapped her, "Shut up too, your grandma was so scared by you that she didn't sleep for two days! How proud are you!"

Here Grandma Xie disagreed again, she raised her head and stared at Mother Xie, "My grandson has been praised by the country, why can't he be proud!"

"Mom, if I scold my son, you can scold your son if you want!"

"My son, don't you scold me in the same way!"

"Xie Siyan, you scold me more than I do, why can't I blame him!"

……

The flames of war ignited without paying attention, Father Xie quietly winked at Xie Siyan, "Xiao Xie."

Xie Siyan immediately retreated from the battlefield knowingly. This is the daily routine of his mother and his grandma. He once thought that their life would be difficult sooner or later, until one day he met his grandma having an argument with someone in the community. When he rushed to the battlefield and helped his grandma fight foreign enemies, he realized that his mother and his grandma are actually the revolutionary friendship. Although they seem to be at odds, they are often the most united in the family.

Stepping aside, Father Xie chatted and asked, "How is it? How do you feel?"

"Cool." Xie Siyan summed it up in one word, in every sense, he was really cool.

He thought of Lu Lishen through this 'cool', turned his head to look over, and saw that Lu Lishen finally looked like a son, with his head down, two middle-aged men, a man and a woman, kept talking non-stop, like singing a double reed One sentence per person.He thought that they must be Lu Lishen's parents. Although he had met them when he was a child, it was so long ago that he couldn't remember their appearance clearly, but his father recognized them immediately.

"Isn't that your Uncle Lu and Aunt Liu?" Father Xie took the initiative to say hello as he spoke.

"Old Lu!"

The other party froze for a moment, "Thank you, old man."

"Oh, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, you haven't changed at all!"

"You haven't changed!"

The two middle-aged men shook hands again and again, just like the leaders of the two armies, and then Mother Liu also saw Mother Xie and Grandma Xie, so the three women joined in the show again.

Xie Siyan retreated to Lu Lishen, and asked softly, "Brother Lu, what's the situation?"

"Meet the parents."

"But why do I feel that there is nothing wrong with us?"

"It's okay, I've seen you before anyway."

Xie Siyan suddenly came to his senses, glanced at Lu Lishen's parents, and then began to feel embarrassed, thinking what should happen when seeing father-in-law?He thought about it for a long time, but he didn't expect to come. When he came back to his senses, the parents had finished expressing their long-awaited feelings, and the official personnel came forward to express their condolences to them. After some procedures, they were finally able to leave.

When Xie Siyan found out that his father didn't drive the car on the way home, he realized that without him and Lu Lishen's knowledge, they had decided to take the opportunity to catch up on the past, and the location was Lu Lishen's house.

To be precise, it is the house where Lu Lishen's parents live now. Lu Lishen moved to the opposite side of Xie Siyan four years ago.

The Lu family seemed to have been prepared for a long time. The food was on the table not long after they arrived home, and it was just right to sit around a table.

As the saying goes, there are emotions at the dinner table. Xie Siyan's impression is that Lu Lishen's father was not there at first, but only appeared in the next two years. He didn't know anything about it and it was hard to ask, but his father and Lu Lishen's father were definitely not so good at that time. , I usually don’t see each other for a few days.But right now, he felt that if he was a 'daughter', his father would promise him to Lu Lishen in no time.

He secretly slandered, maybe you have a kind son!As a result, just as he thought about it, his father really said it.

Xie's father said with a full face of melancholy: "Oh, it's a pity that my little Xie is a son, otherwise we would get married, what a wonderful thing!"

Father Lu's expression paused, and he said something that made everyone at the table pause, "It's okay if you're not a daughter!"

Xie Siyan visibly felt the table tremble slightly, and then Mother Lu turned to stare at Father Lu, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Ahaha! I mean, we can get married. Yan Yan has been cute and cute since he was a child. Our family likes it very much. Call me Dad, and I'm happy too!"

Lu's father changed his lines, but Xie Siyan still felt that something was wrong, but seeing that his father's expression didn't change, his tense nerves relaxed.

Sitting next to him, Lu Lishen picked up the food for him with one hand, and suddenly patted his thigh with the other hand under the table, and whispered in his ear, "Don't be nervous, my parents already knew about it."

"What!" Xie Siyan was startled, and jumped up suddenly, all the people at the table looked up at him.

"Xie Siyan, what are you talking about after you have a meal!" Xie's mother stared over seriously, Xie Siyan smiled, "I was bitten by a mosquito suddenly."

However, when Xie Siyan sat down again, the 'mosquito' bit him again, but he behaved dignifiedly on the table, bringing food to him from time to time, which perfectly reflected his 'brother''s concern.

Father Xie looked up, eyes filled with emotion, and began to chatter from Xie's ancestors, "Xiao Lu, Xiao Xie will be handed over to you to discipline in the future. You are his boss now, so don't give him any backdoors. He just owes you money." Pull out the seedlings, you can do whatever you want! You don’t know that after you moved out, this kid will be fine and squatting at the door to watch your house for more than half a year! So, even if you really beat him, he will not hold grudges against you! When I was a child It’s just him brother Lu who doesn’t move, he didn’t pass the exam himself, so I don’t know what to be proud of!”

Xie Siyan got goosebumps all over his body when he heard it, and wanted to stuff his father's mouth with a chicken leg, but in a blink of an eye, he saw Lu Lishen looking at him with a half-smile, met his gaze and turned back to his father and said, "Uncle Xie, Don't say that, I should be happy to have such an excellent employee as Yanyan, how can I be willing to beat him up, if he resigns in two days, where can I find him back! He is more active at work than me, not at all Not enough."

Xie Siyan felt that Lu Lishen's words were particularly long on his face. Could it be that someone praised him once in front of his parents, but Lu Lishen's fingertips under the table scratched his legs back and forth, making him numb and itchy, but It was hard to put down his chopsticks to stop him, so he had to endure it. After a while, he realized that Lu Lishen was writing. However, after Lu Lishen finished writing, he just took a sip of hot water and almost spit it out.

What Lu Lishen wrote was: I only owe|do it.Then what he just said.

Xie Siyan swallowed the hot food in his mouth abruptly, giving full play to his talent of not being picky about food, and concentrated on eating. Anyway, Lu Lishen brought him food.The three parents of Xie's family next to him all expressed their feelings with comfort: Xiao Lu's childhood problems are finally cured, and he has become so understanding and considerate, he will definitely find a good wife.

Xie Siyan met the three of them looking at Lu Lishen's expressions, and immediately understood what they were thinking. He raised the corner of his mouth triumphantly, thinking that he already has a partner, so don't make a fool of him!

The meal took a little too long, and the parents chatted again after the meal, but couldn't stop after the beginning, so Lu Lishen took Xie Siyan to his room.

As soon as the door was closed, Xie Siyan pressed Lu Lishen against the door, pressed against his chest and asked, "Tell me, what do uncles and aunts know?"

"All." Lu Lishen replied without moving.

Xie Siyan moved closer, "How much is it all? We know it even when we're together?"

Lu Lishen nodded solemnly.

Xie Siyan suddenly felt powerless, he simply let go, let himself lie on Lu Lishen's chest, wrapped his legs around Lu Lishen's, and said lazily, "Boss Lu, you are lying."

"Yanyan!" Lu Lishen stiffened suddenly, letting Xie Siyan rub against him.

"Then what is their attitude? Are they very opposed?"

Lu Lishen didn't speak.

"Brother Lu, tell me! Are they very objectionable, after all you are so-uh!"

In the middle of Xie Siyan's words, Lu Lishen suddenly pinched his chin and closed his mouth with a kiss, then lifted his legs so that he hung on his waist like a pendant, and pushed him down twice, and then said solemnly: "This is called bullying."

"You changed the idioms randomly, does your Chinese teacher know?" Xie Siyan naturally put his arms around Lu Lishen's waist, pinching Lu Lishen's face with both hands.

Lu Lishen supported him without changing his expression, hugged him completely, carried him towards the bed like a child, then stopped at the side of the bed and fell down on the bed together.

"Brother Lu, how did you train your strength?"

"Fitness, I have practiced for several years, for now."

These words finally reminded Xie Siyan of his shy personality, and suddenly turned his face away and said, "Didn't you show me your room?"

"You see."

Lu Lishen kept his movements and pressed Xie Siyan tightly. Xie Siyan retorted: "What do I think of you?"

"Eye."

"But my eyes can only see you."

What Xie Siyan expressed was the fact that he was pressed down by Lu Lishen from top to bottom, he couldn't even turn his neck, and he really couldn't see more places.

But Lu Lishen interpreted his words in a philosophical sense, and in the next second he blocked Xie Siyan's mouth and kissed him again, which instantly became indescribable.

However, not long after, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Mother Lu poked her head in from the door, "Lishen, Uncle Xie and the others are leaving, quickly—"

Mother Lu's words stopped, and Xie Siyan immediately stiffened, like a spring toy, lifted Lu Lishen and jumped up from the bed, "Ha, ha, brother Lu, your bed is so comfortable!"

Lu Lishen immediately brought the pillow over, covered Xie Siyan's flushed face, and then pressed him back on the bed to lie down, then turned to his mother and said, "Why didn't you knock on the door!"

"I knocked for a long time, but you didn't hear me. Who told you not to lock people?"

"I see, I'll be here later."

Mother Lu snorted, "Don't bully Yanyan, hurry up!"

Xie Siyan heard the sound of the door closing, but the temperature on his face still couldn't subside. His clothes were half unbuttoned, and there were still red marks and water stains on his chest that hadn't faded a few days ago. Get up, so obvious!So obvious!

"Yanyan, I'm already gone." Lu Lishen went to grab Xie Siyan's pillow that was covering his head, but he didn't pull it off, "Yanyan, let go."

Xie Siyan moved the pillow slightly down, revealing his eyes, his brows were almost glued together, he looked at Lu Lishen and said, "What should I do? How will I face Auntie in the future?"

"It's okay, she saw your butt when you were young!"

"Not for that reason."

"Even if she doesn't see it, she can guess it and understand what's going on."

"No! You tell auntie, we were just joking around just now!"

"You're deceiving yourself."

"My pleasure!"

Xie Siyan turned over in disbelief, pushed Lu Lishen back on the bed, covered Lu Lishen's face with a pillow, and sat on him. Lu Lishen resisted twice at first, but suddenly stopped moving after a while.

"Brother Lu!" Xie Siyan hurriedly threw away the pillow, only to see Lu Lishen staring at him with staring eyes, his face darkened instantly, "Do you owe it too!"

Xie Siyan stretched his hand behind him, and squeezed between the base of Lu Lishen's leg, causing Lu Lishen to groan softly, and then replied seriously, "If you have the ability, come here!"

At that moment, what Xie Siyan thought in his heart was: Look, Boss Lu with a paralyzed face will also be terrified!Unconvinced, he pinched Lu Lishen's chin and took a bite, "You are old, you have the final say!"

"It was!"

"Brother Lu, you—"

Lu Lishen directly hooked Xie Siyan's neck, turned around and regained his position, and then kissed him involuntarily. They didn't get up until Mother Lu called them again, straightened their appearance, and walked out of the room.

Xie Siyan and his parents and grandma walked to the door, and Lu's father said, "Yanyan has been on the plane for two days, so don't run around, anyway, he also goes to work with Lishen, so let's live here today. There is no place to sleep!"

Father Xie, who practiced the stocking policy since he was a child, agreed with almost no consideration, and confessed before leaving, "Comrade Xie, you can work hard for your brother Lu!"

Xie Siyan looked at his parents who left without hesitation, and once again felt that he was picked up, then turned to look at Lu's mother awkwardly, and then at Lu's father.

In the end, the two didn't regard him as a guest at all, and said, "Go back to the house and continue." Then they went to the living room to watch TV.

Xie Siyan felt that the impact was a bit heavy, so he looked left and right, and finally he could only ask Lu Lishen: "Brother Lu, where should I sleep at night?"

"On my bed." Lu Lishen replied domineeringly, and Lu's father and mother on the other side turned their heads to look at him, and then clicked hard.

Lu Lishen turned a blind eye, and generously took Xie Siyan's hand and said, "Let's go."

Then, under the gaze of Lu's father and Lu's mother, they walked back to Lu Lishen's room hand in hand.

The author has something to say: Little angels, the author intends to open a security guard tomorrow, as long as more than one-third of the orders are booked, it will not be affected~ I hope you will forgive me!