I heard you are face blind [Quick Transmigration]

Qin Yifeng was slightly startled, and looked at the skeleton in front of him in surprise.

"Austin, I'm a soldier. I may not be good at words, but!" Jeff pointed to his eyes and said, "My observation skills are absolutely number one!"

"You knew already?"

"No more, no less, but the most important point, you and I know it well."

What do you know?This set of words is really good!

Qin Yifeng can guarantee that what Jeff knows and what he wants to say is definitely not the same thing. Thinking of this, the villain in his heart can't help showing a triumphant smile, but his face is heavy, saying: "I... seem to be sick. It’s not a life-and-death disease, it’s just!”

Looking at the skeleton in front of him, Qin Yifeng said in the most affectionate and mournful tone, "I'm afraid that you are the only one in my whole world!"

"what do you mean?"

"Jeff Weir, let's be together." Qin Yifeng stretched out his hand and grabbed the claw of the skeleton frame without any mistakes. When the other party was about to struggle, he pulled him into his arms with force .

Jeff was caught off guard by a sneak attack, and was pushed hard, and the whole bug hit Qin Yifeng's chest with a "bang".

Qin Yifeng took a deep breath in pain, but he still gritted his teeth and pretended to be affectionate, and said, "Vill, do you know that I can't recognize my male father and female father now, and I can't help my brothers, even The king of the dynasty is standing in front of me, I’m afraid I can’t even recognize him! Except you! Weier, the only worm I can recognize is you! In the whole world, I only know you!”

Jeff wanted to stop struggling.

"Vill, I think I must have done too many bad things in the past 20 years, so God punished me for not being able to recognize the bugs around me, but fortunately, there is still you! You are my salvation! Jeff Weil, Don't abandon me, how can you abandon me?" Qin Yifeng said while following Rong Ci's method, as soon as he exerted force with his hands, he planned to hug him tightly and then kiss him.

It's just that the mouth of the skeleton... I don't know if it can be aligned!

Qin Yifeng took a deep breath, closed his eyes and wanted to press down.

But, next second.

With a "bang", it hit Qin Yifeng in the eye.

Qin Yifeng: "!" What about the promised confusion?

Jeff's complexion changed a few times, and his mood was extremely complicated. When Qin Yifeng wanted to speak, he directly kicked Qin Yifeng off the suspension car. The next second, he started the car and left in an instant.

Qin Yifeng: "..." Damn it!Suddenly there was a feeling of being almost killed... No!Those who are killed by insects and abandoned by insects are driven away!

"Yifeng, Yifeng? What's wrong with you?" Rong Ci jumped out from a corner, with a robotic face trying to express his worries.

"It's okay." Qin Yifeng shook his head, then stood up, patted the dust off his body, and turned his head away.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a skeleton rushing towards him, as if he had gone into some kind of epilepsy. He was startled, and hurriedly lifted his foot and kicked it.

With this kick, the skeleton frame shook twice, and fell to the ground with a "bang".

"Ah...the males are fighting!"

"This, this... how to do this?"

"What should I do, run away—"

"Ah, run, run, the males are fighting, in order to avoid being affected by the pool worms, everyone run—everyone—of course, if they are also males, you can stay and watch the battle—"

After the screams one after another, in the blink of an eye, the worms who were watching ran away completely, and the worms who were the guards were particularly anxious and closed the sentry box, closing their eyes, for fear of being angered.

After all, the species of males fight with red eyes, whoever sees who suffers, and whoever is born can't fight back...

The corner of Qin Yifeng's mouth twitched twice, and then said: "Let's go too, these people... bugs, really! God-like three views—"

"Okay, master!" In front of outsiders, Rong Ci still has the self-consciousness of a housekeeping robot.

but.

Instead, Qin Yifeng was stunned for the word "Master" by the other party, glanced at the machine body of the other party, and suddenly felt that the previous feeling of being blocked had disappeared.

Fortunately, there is a little friend with the same disease by my side!

It's this little friend who makes suggestions, and every time he says it makes sense, why... the results are always strange?

"Austin Feng, stop!" The kicked male insect finally took a breath and roared, "Stop! Stop—"

"Hey, this voice sounds familiar."

"Master, don't you know that this is Military Division Kale!"

"Kaler!" Qin Yifeng suddenly realized, and then looked back at the swaying skeleton stand, squinted his eyes, and said, "So it's you! I said why there is no reason... the insects came to me Woolen cloth."

"Austin, I warn you for the last time, don't go too far!"

Qin Yifeng raised his eyebrows, and expressed with his eyes: I just went too far, what's wrong?

Kale was aroused by this look, and rushed over again, waving his fists.

however.

Although both of them are males, it is reasonable to say that their combat effectiveness is negative, but Qin Yifeng practiced relentlessly in order to enter the army. In this way, Kale will be miserable!

Kale felt like a mouse sent to the door, being scratched by a cat's paw, and then rushed over, another paw, another paw...

Well, though it's literally kick after kick!

Finally, Calle couldn't get up.

Qin Yifeng looked down at Kale, there was no movement for a long time, and then he said with regret: "You are in poor health!"

With a word of emotion, Qin Yifeng turned around and left. On the contrary, Rong Ci who stayed on purpose deliberately observed Kale 360 ​​degrees up, down, left, and right, and then asked very sincerely: "You are such a weakling, can you really do it?" Can you meet the needs of Your Excellency the General? Tsk tsk tsk..."

The four thoughtful "tsk tsk" became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Calle rolled his eyelids and passed out.

~~~

Qin Yifeng went to the police station and was charged with "beating the male". However, because his own is also a precious male, he was detained at the police station for six hours before being released.

however.

It was not easy to be confused with the position of Xiaoluo, and it was gone.

The plan of getting the moon first, the month near the water, failed!

Most importantly, because of this, Jeff was very angry and blocked him on the communication bracelet!

How can this TMD attack?Surely the rhythm of failure is right?

Qin Yifeng stood on the balcony, looked down at the empty military gate below with an extremely domineering posture, and fell into deep thought.

"Yifeng, it's okay, it's just a failure!" Rong Ci carefully comforted him, it's really pitiful that he was clearly happy in his heart, but it's not easy to try to put on a sad appearance that deeply sympathizes with him.

However, Qin Yifeng was more terrifying than that pool of stagnant water when he threw down a basket of comforting words, and he didn't respond at all.

Rong Ci suddenly got a little anxious, and said: "Yifeng, it's just a quick time travel mission, if you fail, you're defeated, just treat it as... we're here for a trip!"

"Travel?" Qin Yifeng heard these two words, turned his head, and looked at Rong Ci.

Rong Ci nodded vigorously, and said, "Yes, you see how different this background is, don't you? It's not a loss for us to play once! Although the price... the price is a bit high, but you can get a lot! For example ...Look, we also got to know each other and became good friends!"

"Put the cart before the horse." Qin Yifeng said with deep eyes, "I don't know what kind of attitude you have here, but... I'm here for the cure! The cure is my main purpose! In other words, Tasks are what I value most.”

Rong Ci was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "So, you can't accept the mission failure?"

Qin Yifeng didn't speak, he would never say it, it's not that he couldn't accept failure, but... he couldn't accept it, this time it had such a good start, but it turned into such an ending inexplicably...

Sorry!

defeat!

What's more, the despair of my prosopagnosia!

Maybe, he will be in love with his five-fingered brother for the rest of his life... Thanks to the fact that he laughed at the hospital owner for being single for 80 or [-] years, he might be an old virgin for the rest of his life!

"With the wind? With the wind?"

"Ah."

"I, I actually have a solution." Rong Ci said without waiting for the other party to ask, "Isn't your mission to get Jeff Weir to agree to marry you and then say 'I do' at the wedding? In this case, whether it’s because I like you or not, as long as the goal is achieved, isn’t it all right?”

Qin Yifeng's eyes lit up immediately, his brain, which had always been very orderly, seemed to have been pushed open a magical door.

~~~

As soon as Jeff was out of the house, he was blocked.

The one who blocked him was none other than Qin Yifeng.

"Austin?" Jeff was startled, then looked Qin Yifeng up and down several times, finally couldn't help laughing angrily, and said, "Have you played enough of your affectionate games?"

That's right, Qin Yifeng's expression is cold now, and the affectionate money in the past has disappeared. He put his hands in his pockets, looked at Jeff, and said slowly: "Let's make a deal."

"trade?"

"Yes." Qin Yifeng nodded and said, "You marry me, of course, it's just a wedding!"

Jeff was stunned, unable to react for a while.

"How? Promise? Promise that we can go now!" Qin Yifeng urged, looking at the time on the wristband while talking, planning how long it would take to go to the so-called church from here...

Jeff looked at the male worm who was not hiding his emotions in front of him, and the little inexplicable emotions in his heart disappeared completely.

"Austin Feng, if you want to get married, find someone who is willing to marry you, and don't bother me anymore!" Jeff said, walking away.

Qin Yifeng stretched out his hand to stop it, but in the next second, he heard a "click" and his wrist hurt.

Fuck!Dislocated—

Jeff said: "Austin, even if you are a male, if you are charged with treason, you will definitely die!"

The author has something to say:

Due to today's Thursday, in order to match the list, the update time has changed, so I didn't post it in the early morning. I just released it manually~~

PS: The general update time is 00:02, occasionally adding or changing it is 23:02 (in addition, the update on Thursday will also be adjusted to these two time points as much as possible), little angels, group me~