I heard you are face blind [Quick Transmigration]

"Xianzun, what's wrong with you? Actually, it's not as serious as I said. It's just that those of us cultivating immortals, especially our kind, have a catastrophe almost every five years. After that, it will be smooth. It’s really hard to say if you can’t get through this! In addition, you and I are blind and paralyzed, which is almost the best nourishment for demons. As time goes by, demons will inevitably breed..."

Rong Ci didn't finish his sentence, anyway, he just let out a long sigh, turning back and forth, and Qin Yifeng who sighed was not well.

The target of my strategy is still the little loli, don't wait for ten or eight years, the plot will be on the right track, and before I conquer it, I will die because of the so-called catastrophe, Lao Shizi's heart demon!

Qin Yifeng calmed down the panic in his heart, and asked: "Brother Tianyi's previous intention, you and I can gain merits to...resist demons?"

Rong Ci snorted and said: "Resisting the demons, of course this is the worst plan! After all, no one is sure whether the demons will come or not. It is really overkill to use merit, but it can also be just in case! Compared with This time, my best plan is to use my merits to cure this strange disease we were born with! I have been paralyzed for so long, and I feel like my face is almost turning into a slate."

Qin Yifeng, who had been face-blind for a long time, inexplicably felt a little sympathetic to each other.

but.

"Kindness... is there such a use?" Qin Yifeng was curious, more and more eager to move.

"This... Immortal Venerable, merits and virtues are rare in ten thousand years. The ancient scrolls left in the past only mentioned that merits have unimaginable benefits, but there is no record of the specific benefits."

"So you don't know either?"

Rong Ci touched his nose: "I don't know. But I just think that instead of sitting and waiting for death, it is better to take the initiative! What if, the dream will come true?"

Qin Yifeng had no way to refute this, after all, he came to Kuaichuan Hospital to see a doctor, and every time he was abused into a dead dog during the mission, it was because of this "just in case" that he cured the target.

Now, this merit seems to be useful in the same way, maybe you can try it?After all, maybe my strategy will fail every time, because I am too focused on the mission goal and forget to borrow other abilities?

Thinking of this, Qin Yifeng nodded, completely accepting the other party's invitation.

Rong Ci successfully fooled her, she was immediately overjoyed, her pretty face turned into an idiot with a smile, which dazzled Lily who just ran over, but subconsciously wanted to hide in the rockery before the other party found out.

It's just that the obvious floating breath was discovered immediately.

"Who!" Qin Yifeng's gaze sharpened, and he raised his hand to send out a burst of air.

But when he heard "Ouch", he saw a little skeleton running out with a limp.

Qin Yifeng frowned.

"Master!" Lily was scared and ashamed.

"Didn't I let you go to practice?"

"Master, I... I thought you were going to entertain my uncle, so... I prepared some spirit fruit and spirit wine..." Lily stammered for a long time before she finally expressed her meaning, that is, to come and invite The two adults in front of me went to enjoy the food.

just.

#Illegal use of child labor, is it really okay? #

#小罗玉 is so courteous, why?Is it the beginning of love now?driving so fast? #

#Since you are here to invite us to eat, why did this little skeleton hide in the first place? #

#It is said that a woman's heart is a needle in the sea, why is this little lolita's mind so swollen so difficult to guess? #

A series of questions and complaints frantically swiped the screen in his mind, but Qin Yifeng's face tensed up, he stood up, cold and indifferent, and after saying a few words, he changed the chattering place with excuses.

As a fairy, you don't need to eat or drink, and you don't even need to change your clothes, so there is no need to prepare any burdens, but...

Out of some embarrassing feelings, Qin Yifeng emptied the collection library of Dongfu Face, enriched his storage rings, and even went to the nearby mountains to get some food to fill his collection library.

However, when she prepared everything and was about to leave, Lily, who was very young at the beginning, was reluctant to give up, and said: "Master, what should I do if you are gone? Master? Master—if you want Abandon disciple like this? Just like disciple’s parents, don’t want disciple anymore? Master, let me go too, I’ll go with you, master..."

Qin Yifeng felt a little guilty when he asked this question, so much so that he almost couldn't help but agreed.

On the contrary, Rong Ci was a little impatient, and said: "Nephew Lily, you promised to stay and practice hard before, why are you going back on your word now? Besides, if something happens to you, you can't do anything, and you may become a A living target, maybe it will make me and your master fight against the mouse!"

Although these words were just and righteous, they were really not very polite. Hearing this, Qin Yifeng frowned, thinking whether he should fan this God of Heaven away with one sleeve.

Guess what.

Lily's little lolita is born with a set of words. She looked at the beautiful uncle in front of her with good eyeballs, and wanted to explain it, but she didn't dare. Even the little girl didn't understand. She clearly sensed that her uncle didn't like her, but she just wanted to get closer to her uncle...

Rong Ci was used to being a heartthrob, so he didn't know what this girl Huaichun was for. He just explained to Lily the meaning of "live target" and "rat-throwing weapon", and then emphasized the previous words!

Lily felt intimidated, and immediately shed tears, but she looked at Rong Ci's face hopefully, with expectations that she didn't know, and said, "Master, Lily will be obedient!"

"It's not a question of whether you will be obedient or not, but... blah blah blah..."

Qin Yifeng waited for a long time, wanting to seize the opportunity to please his mission target and slap the person who owed him, but it turned out!

"...You seem to have a good chat?"

"How is it possible!" Rong Ci immediately retorted, "Xianzun, am I communicating with your apprentice? After all, the little girl is young and ignorant."

For the first time, Lily felt that the words "young and ignorant" seemed to be full of malice towards her. She grabbed her master's sleeve, raised her head to the uncle in front of her, and said, "I'm not young. Yes! I am seven, no, I am nine!"

"Are you imaginary?"

"……Um."

"You are only seven years old, so do you know how old me and your master are? We are both tens of thousands of years old, so...do you still think you are not young?"

"But I..."

"What's wrong with you? Lily..."

"..."

Qin Yifeng just listened to these two skeletons and continued to talk to each other. It seemed that the communication was not very pleasant, but... it was obviously a pleasure to be able to communicate for so long, okay?

"Cough cough!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

"Cough! Cough!"

"Xianzun/Master, what's wrong with you?" The two skeletons said in unison.

Such a tacit understanding?

Qin Yifeng looked dimly, and said, "You seem to have a really pleasant chat!"

"certainly not!"

"how is this possible!"

Although the voice was different this time, it was also full of tacit understanding.

Qin Yifeng raised his radar and looked at the big skeleton with dangerous eyes.

Rong Ci instantly sensed some unknown crisis, before he could figure it out, his body lightened suddenly, and in the next second, he flew upside down.

Rong Ci: "!" This sentence does not fit the problem of throwing sleeves, please correct it!

The invisible rival in love was eliminated, Qin Yifeng immediately looked at his mission target, and looked hard, trying to find any possible bad signs.

No matter what.

Lily was uneasy: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

"...Nothing." Qin Yifeng replied, and then carefully sized up the little lolita's skeleton with his eyes, and said wittily, "Although God's will is a god, the status is very precious, but you are me. The only apprentice is the most important thing in the mind of a teacher."

Lily was stunned when she heard the words.

"Lily, do you understand?"

"Master!" Lily's eyes were red, and her heart was warmed up by her master in an instant after being hit by the beautiful uncle, she grabbed Qin Yifeng's long sleeves and asked, "Master, what did you just now... So for Master Uncle, is it because of Lily?"

Qin Yifeng rubbed Lily's head, acquiescing.

Lily was more and more moved, and immediately tied herself into Qin Yifeng's arms, crying "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"" said: "master, you are so kind to lily! in this world, only master treats lily. Lily is ready! Master... woo woo woo..."

Touched by the little loli, the project was a success!

Qin Yifeng felt complacent, and couldn't help but wanted to continue expressing his deep concern for the mission goal.

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Qin Yifeng: "..." With enthusiasm, it seems that he can only feed the dog!

"Master." Lily said suddenly.

"Ok?"

"You... have promised Uncle Master to... save the common people, so... do you still want to go?"

"Do you want Master to go?"

"I don't want to!" Lily shook her head and choked with sobs, "Because Master is the best person to Lily. If Master is not around, Lily must miss Master very, very much, just like... missing her father and mother!"

Qin Yifeng: "!" Wait, is there something wrong?

"But Master, you'd better go."

Qin Yifeng was stunned.

Little Lolita Lily left the warm embrace of her master, and said seriously and sensiblely: "Master, you have taught Lily before that no one can stand without faith. You are an immortal, so you should pay more attention to promises! It's not Lily's fault." Alright, almost ruined Master...your clear name..."

"Uh, this...it doesn't matter. As a teacher, disciple you..."

"Master!" Lily interrupted Qin Yifeng and said, "You don't have to worry about my apprentice, you can just go, you... blah blah blah..."

The author has something to say:

I don't know why Jinjiang smoked, and I can't reply to the comments~~~嘿咕咒~~~ I would like to apologize to everyone here, the little fairy actually likes to reply to comments... But Su!smoked-

Wow cry~~~

PS: spoof small theater

Little Fairy: After doing the math, I found that everyone hates you very much, why don't you step down?

Rong Meiren: Is it said that good looks are more important than anything else?

Little Fairy: If you don't die, you won't die!Even if you have a face——

Rong Meiren: QAQ...