Cultivation No.1 Dating Agency

The dating agency reopened, compared to the first time the business was miserable, this time with the help of Luo Xin and the others, it was a world of difference.

Hu Chiyin lost his appearance, put on a pair of moustache, pretended to be a profound attitude, and only let out a little momentum, which made the chattering people around him silence involuntarily. .

"Take your time one by one." Hu Chi waved his hand, and there were more than a dozen small chairs neatly placed in the room. He imitated those veterans and said slowly, "Looking for a partner is not about eating, it should be yours." It will always be yours, if you can’t run away, don’t worry.”

Not knowing whether they understood or not, Hu Chi tossed off his clothes, sat lazily behind the Fenghuang Marriage table, and waved to the person who came from UI, motioning for her to come over.

The woman was dressed ostentatiously, and her appearance was too gorgeous. Her fingers were dyed with Kodan, and she was slender and fair.With a soft whip on his waist, he looked like he was only in his early twenties.However, the age of the monk itself is not accurate. After all, according to Hu Chi, the woman's bone age at the golden core stage is already sixty.

Not really talented, but barely industrious.

She looked at Hu Chi with curiosity in her eyes: "I heard that the head of Wudao Mountain and the head of Yanzhu Pavilion were matched by you."

"That's right." Hu Chi nodded without hiding anything.

It's a joke. He deliberately let people spread this word.

"And the shopkeeper of Linjiang Tower and his wife?"

"Too."

"I heard that the Taoist companion of Master Xuanquegu was also introduced by you?"

"indeed."

"In that case," the woman's eyes lit up, "tell me someone who is similar to Patriarch Bai Ji."

Hu Chi: ... What?

Unfortunately, this woman couldn't see Hu Chi's dark and cloudy face, and she was still trapped in her own fantasy, "I have been optimistic about Patriarch Bai Ji for a long time. Although he is a little older, I don't dislike him. Even if he is now Ascension, I think this long-distance relationship is still unreliable, so I will settle for the next best thing and you can get me something similar. The best cultivation base is in the period of crossing the catastrophe, which will make me feel particularly safe; must I'm a swordsman because I think people who can use swords are very handsome, and it's very cool to have such a Taoist companion; the appearance is not as strong as Bai Ji's ancestor, but at least it should be at the same level to be worthy of me , you have to know that I have too many suitors on our side, and I am too ordinary-looking. I am afraid that those suitors of mine will not die, which will make me very troubled."

Hu Chi: ...you won't be bothered if I throw you out.

There are two marriage books in front of him. There are one or two books of marriage books, and unmarried men and women are recorded separately.While listening, he gritted his teeth and controlled the pen to write the woman's character traits and requirements on the marriage book. On the other hand, he flipped through the information of the unmarried man at the same time, and tore off a piece of paper after the woman finished speaking. Personal name and address.

"Thank you ten spirit crystals," Hu Chi gritted his teeth and showed a smiling face, "Come back to me if you don't like it, and I support a refund."

Holding this piece of paper, the woman seemed to be somewhat disbelieving: "Is it really the same as Patriarch Bai Ji?"

Hu Chi took a deep breath, put his hands under the table and slapped his side hard as if he was the accountant of his shop.

It was a misfortune from home.

Bai Ji had no choice but to relax his body, lest he hit his strong muscles and hurt himself again.

"Let me tell you the truth, Patriarch Baiji already had a loving Taoist couple in the heaven after his ascension. You must know that a married man is more unreliable than a long-distance relationship." Hu Chi felt that he couldn't be more pitiful, someone missed him The man actually tried to persuade her earnestly, why can't we be more simple and rude when doing business? "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. If you go to see each other now, you will be able to have a bridal chamber in the evening and be a mother next year. I will book a doll kiss price for your child and give you [-]% of the price."

This is the first one to open the door today.

Hu Chi has already felt the pain of hard business and hard cultivation.

He felt that he should teach Chang Daosheng more seriously so that he could become a teacher quickly so that he could inherit this huge property.

Throughout the day, from morning to night, there was an endless stream of men and women.

Twenty-eight people, regardless of gender, wanted to stay and fly together with Patriarch Baiji, seventeen were interested in Qin Shu and did not hesitate to recommend themselves as pillow seats, and three even wanted to be Luo Xin's concubine with a shy face. Let Huaxi scold him away.

At the same time, Luo Xin, who suffered from the unreasonable disaster, chased Huaxi for a long time to explain, completely forgetting that the business they came here was to deliver meals to Hu Chi and the others.

"I think I'm even more aggrieved," Hu Chi let Bai Ji pinch his shoulders for him, and said lazily with his eyes narrowed, "Look at Huaxi, when other people fancy her man, she just lets them go as far away as possible." Far. I still want to coax them?"

Originally, according to Hu Chi's thinking, at this time Bai Ji should immediately admit his mistake, no matter whether he was wrong or not, and then go to Linjiang Tower to order a table of good wine and dishes and serve tea and water.

Unexpectedly, Bai Ji didn't play his cards according to the routine, so he suddenly bent down and kissed Hu Chi.

Is it useful?

Hu Chi glared at him.

Can a kiss be worth a delicious meal at Linjiang Tower?You're literally doing—

Bai Ji kissed him again.

Kiss, kiss twice!

"Even if everyone likes me, I only like you."

Hu Chi didn't change his face: "...you have such a big face, you can't hold it in the sky."

It's a pity that he didn't know at all that the red tips of his ears gave him away.

Early the next morning, someone heard the wind and saw a bright red paper pasted on the door of the dating agency.

——Bai Ji's ancestor already has a master, and the fox in the family is harassing people, so he won't accept this order, so please let me know.

Hu Chi's business has gradually entered the right track, and some couples who have successfully matched up before have also given him the best feedback with their rising cultivation bases. Let's not mention the one with the fastest growth in cultivation base.

Luo Xiuxiu successfully ascended to heaven at the beginning of this year, Lao Mao relied on his culinary skills in exchange for the secret method to resist thunder calamity in the hands of the immortals in Shangzhong, and only waited for Feng Niang to ascend as soon as two of them cultivated.Luo Xin has also touched the threshold of ascension, but he wants to take care of his son for a few more years, and he is unwilling to ascend. Anyway, his family of three is living on Wudao Mountain.

Oh no, it's a family of four, and Huaxi has another baby in her stomach.

In the past few years, there is another thing worth mentioning, that is, Hu Yin and Ah Zhen finally got rid of their juvenile appearance and became a pair of handsome and unrestrained living signs in the dating agency.

However, Hu Yin is still attached to Hu Chi, and he doesn't like going out to experience like others, so when Hu Chi introduces a partner to others, the sound of rubbing mahjong can always be heard in the corner.

"I'm sorry," Withered Bones pushed the card away, smiling very cutely, "I'm so lucky, I'm fooling around again."

"...Hello?" The guest who came today came from a long way away, and was a little surprised to see this scene, so he stood at the door and asked cautiously, "Is Master Hu there?"

Hu Chi held down the Jiutiao that Hu Yin wanted to release, clicked on the six cylinders, and then walked out from the corner, and said in response, "Yes, come in."

The guests who came this time can be said to have come to fulfill their wishes. Hu Chi recognized one of them as the little tree spirit who was dying of illness at a glance. He raised his eyebrows and smiled, "It's you."

"I also want to thank you, Master," said the little tree spirit with a pale and pitiful face when she came over before.How can you see a little sickness now that you are radiant? "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be where I am today."

Hu Yin also recognized the aura of the little tree spirit, and withdrew from the mahjong table, and dragged Bai Ji, who was secretly touching Hu Chi's tail, to sit down to avoid missing one.

"Are you cured?" Hu Yin hugged Hu Chi's arm and looked at him and the person beside him curiously, "Is this the doctor? Did he cure you?"

The little tree spirit blushed for some reason, and stumbled a bit when speaking: "He...he is my Taoist companion."

It was rare for Hu Yin to come across a tree, so he felt curious everywhere he looked: "Is your Taoist companion a doctor?"

"He's not a doctor, he..."

"Okay." Seeing that the little tree spirit in front of him looked a little embarrassed, Hu Chi kindly helped him out, and pushed Hu Yin's shoulder back, "Why do you have so many questions? Do you still want to win the dead bones?" money?"

"Baby Withered Bones is so powerful, I can't win." Hu Yin said solemnly, "Brother, I've never seen a little tree spirit before, I'm curious."

"It's okay to be curious." Hu Chi raised his hand and shouted in the mahjong ring, "Ah Zhen! Come here and take Hu Yin back!"

However, Hu Chi didn't expect that Hu Yin had not only grown up, but also reached the stage of rebellion.

When the little tree spirit and his Taoist companion were about to go back, they were blocked by Hu Yin and Ah Zhenhao.

The little tree spirit's Taoist companion knew that Hu Yin had no evil intentions, but was just curious about his identity, so he told him frankly: "I am a woodpecker."

The curious baby has never heard of woodpecker essence, and his eyes are burning waiting for his explanation.

"Actually, I was sick last time because I had a lot of bugs on my body." The little tree spirit still felt terrible thinking about it now, and couldn't help shivering, and Hu Yin also trembled with emotion, "I was about to die at that time , but I felt that I was going to die and was alone, and I felt wronged when I thought about it, so I came to find Master Hu."

"Then Master Hu introduced him to me," the little tree spirit blushed as he spoke, "He helped me peck out all the bugs on my body, and I became healthy again."

"But wouldn't that hurt?" Hu Yin frowned, "It hurts to be pecked."

"Actually, it's not possible," the little tree spirit whispered shyly, "...it's quite cool."

Until the two of the tree spirits left, Hu Yin didn't understand why it didn't hurt to peck it, but it felt good?

Cool... what does it feel like?

After walking two steps, he suddenly stopped, grabbed the hem of Ah Zhen's clothes and said seriously: "Ah Zhen, give me a peck."

Ah Zhen froze and turned to look at him.

"Just peck me," Hu Yin nodded Ah Zhen's lips, "just like that woodpecker, peck me."

Hu Yin has lived in vain for so many years, but innocently understands nothing.

Or someone looked at him and deliberately didn't let him understand anything.

Then I picked the fruit smoothly.

Ah Zhen leaned forward and gently touched Hu Yin's lips with his lips.

Like what he expected, soft and sweet.

When Hu Chi was sorting out today's marriage book, his brain controlled the pen faster than his hands and wrote down a line.Then the whole person stayed in place.

Bai Ji stroked his tail, and clearly felt that even the hairs on his tail stood up, tense up as if he was in danger.

"what happened?"

"I don't know how to describe my current mood." Hu Chi paused, "For example...what if my family's marriage tree blooms?"

Bai Ji understood what Hu Chi was talking about after thinking about it for a while, he put his head in Hu Chi's ear and said with a chuckle, "If there are many results, we can ask for a raise."

I!refuse!Absolutely!

Hu Chi, who never wanted another table of children playing mahjong in his life, rushed forward and blocked Bai Ji's mouth.

(End of the article)

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