Don't call me Seimei Abe [Comprehensive]

The next day, Ye Kai went to school with a heavy heart. The school celebration was really annoying, and he didn't feel happy at all.

On the first day of the school celebration, men have to dress up as women, and they also meet a male ghost who loves women's clothes. It's even scarier than Black Friday.

Whoever loves to wear special women's clothing can wear it, and even ran out to scare people!

It deserves to be hung up and displayed in a window now!

Ye Kai passed by Ma Xiaoling's shop in the morning, and saw the incomparably gorgeous women's dress hanging in the window, and went to school happily.

Fortunately, no women's clothing is required today! ╰(￣▽￣)╭

Ye Kai is already very satisfied with a handsome western-style restaurant waiter's attire compared to women's attire.

As for the grilled octopus balls, it is indeed the machine bought by the rich class. Basically, he only needs to be responsible for adding some salad oil, pouring the batter in, and remembering to fill in some octopus feet. There is almost nothing to do with him, and then the machine is finished. There will be prompts.

Every octopus ball is so perfect!

The color is golden, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, just looking at it makes me want to eat...

As the person in charge of the spoon, you can't steal it, ah no, you can't steal it in front of so many people, swallow your saliva, a bunch of girls and men are looking at you eagerly, how dare you say it.

There is no money to buy things for the school celebration, but the tickets that come with the tickets, which are about 50 yuan.

The window Ye Kai was at made octopus balls, and there was a girl next to him as an assistant. The girl who entered the door was the cashier, and the cash was not real money anyway, so it was very convenient to not need to distinguish the authenticity from the fake.

Fortunately, he is also a person who does housework at home. Ye Kai's clean and neat movements surprised many girls.

After all, he is also one of the male gods in the school, and he can even make octopus balls. These girls directly ignore the role of this high-end machine.

A woman who obviously looked like a student's parent was squeezed among the girls, wearing a low-cut red dress, and she didn't look like a student's parent. She didn't care about the contempt of the girls around her, and she winked at Ye Kai and said, " Boy, can you tell me your name?"

"Eh?" Ye Kai was busy packing the freshly baked octopus balls into cardboard boxes, but he didn't expect there to be such a woman, so he was a little dazed.

"Auntie, we are a decent school here, and we refuse to strike up a conversation." The girl who was quickly sprinkling octopus balls said angrily to the woman in the red skirt.

"You called me...Ah, auntie!?" The woman who was posing in a sexy pose suddenly froze when she heard the girl's choking words, and the black powder on her face couldn't be covered.

The girl who was already busy and irritable is now more like a firecracker that explodes at one o'clock, and she fired at the woman, "Hehe, we are only seventeen, you have 37 anyway, if you were in ancient times, you could Be a grandma."

"It's unreasonable!!" The woman choked on the girl above her and despised the group of girls who were a head shorter than her, and finally lost...

Seeing the girl running away defeated, the girl couldn't help raising her eyebrows and said, "That's all I want to strike up a conversation with."

"Sister, you are so brave..." Ye Kai didn't know what to say at this moment. He felt more and more that the girls in his class were all magical animals... You must not offend them, or you will die It's ugly.

"Don't worry, as a classmate, I will definitely protect your chastity." The girl clenched her fist at Ye Kai and smiled sweetly.

Wait, something seems wrong, doesn't it? (Erkang hand)

What the hell is it to protect his chastity!

I'll do this kind of thing myself, I don't need to bother you!

Ye Kai just felt tired. A girl who was only 1.5 meters tall patted his chest on him and promised to protect his chastity/fuck.

How can he be so embarrassing for him who grows to be almost 1.8 meters tall...

How did Ye Kai know that it was the consensus of the girls in their class that no one would chase after Ye Kai, but!And definitely don't let the girls in other classes covet him, Ye Kai belongs to everyone anyway!

It was strictly guarded against death, but an aunt appeared and wanted to talk to Ye Kai, it was simply unforgivable!

The woman who approached Ye Kai was also unlucky, so she couldn't die. Ye Kai's assistant was a well-known firecracker in their class. Regardless of her small size, she couldn't help but have a tough personality.

She usually has a good relationship with Ye Kai, and knowing that Ye Kai is afraid of ghosts, she takes good care of Ye Kai.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be her turn to be Ye Kai's assistant today. It was Ye Kai who asked for her help. There is no way. It is not easy for them to find a few capable people in their class.

Ye Kai's class is almost the most wealthy class in this school, like Zhao Yuan in front of him, if his mother is not the head teacher, he really wouldn't be able to enter this class.

This is also the reason why Zhao Yuan's family is not as good as his classmates, and no one looks down on him. He has a back door!

It's just that the focus of school is grades. Although their class is a well-known local wealthy class, their academic performance is not too bad, especially Ye Kai, monitor, Zhao Yuan and other top academics. before.

Regardless of Zhao Yuan's gossip, his strength is still there.

It's just that he is also a standard equipment for a good student, but wearing a pair of glasses, it feels like he has never seen clearly what this guy's face looks like.

It was an ordinary face that was easy to forget. If Zhao Yuan didn't gossip every day to enhance his sense of existence, it would be really easy to forget him.

So there is no sense of existence, and there is no one else.

Finally, when it was halftime, Ye Kai felt that he was almost exhausted. This kind of work is really not done by humans.

Ye Kai, who was sitting, saw Kuang Tianyou and his son. It seemed that he had given them school coupons or something before, which came from the benefits given by the class, and Ma Xiaoling had ticket coupons from the principal. He had no one else to give it to, so he gave it to the father and son.

Unexpectedly, they actually came. The point is... the woman who struck up a conversation with him just now seemed to be Kuang Tianyou again.

Uncle Zombie is very attractive. He came to visit a school and unexpectedly had such an affair.

only……

After watching for a long time, why is there a black thing behind that woman?

Ye Kai rubbed his eyes uncertainly. It really wasn't that he was dazzled, but that the figure of that woman seemed to overlap, that is to say...

There is always a sense of foreboding...

How come the world was so peaceful before getting the Onmyoji system, but now, seeing ghosts every day, it's really too bad.

If it was an ordinary person, maybe Ye Kai would meddle in other people's business, but that's Kuang Tianyou!

Female ghost or something, go find trouble with Kuang Tianyou, just don't know who will suffer in the end...

Ye Kai said, what should I do if I want to go to a theater?

But think about it or forget it, waiting for the next wave of octopus balls, there is no time to watch the show at all.

"If Qingming sama wants to see it, you can ask Jiuming to take a look." Xuenv is responsible for protecting Ye Kai, so she will not leave. At present, only Jiuming cat can be sent out. As for the others, see the mountain Rabbit's face, you have the nerve to instruct him?

Or a handsome monk?

Stop messing around, if the handsome monk goes out, Ye Kai will have even more headaches, maybe there will be another pair of monks when he comes back, the zombies are swollen...

No, you must block that terrible brain hole! ! !

"Let Nine Lives go?" Ye Kai said a little uncertainly.

"Don't worry meow, peeking at me is the best way to do it meow." Jiuming Asha said, patting her bare chest vigorously.

"Come back after checking the general situation, be careful." Although Ye Kai felt that Jiu Ming was not reliable, but seeing her being so active, he didn't want to hit her. Anyway, he just went to see, and most people couldn't see Jiu Ming. the existence of life.

"Understood meow." Jiu Ming waved his paw at Ye Kai, and happily ran to watch the fun. There was nothing wrong with it. The main reason why Jiu Ming cooperated so much was that she was too bored and just wanted to watch the fun.

As for the carelessness, it has nothing to do with her.

That's not right, these two guys who don't smell very good are now renting the house of her patron, if they hang up, who will pay the rent?

Without rent, there is no dried fish? !

Thinking about it this way, Jiu Ming couldn't help but get serious, and her movements became more light. She was a thief back then.

Even if it is a demon, it is difficult to find her whereabouts. This is the foundation of her life. Cats are light and light. Unlike the cats now, they are all fat and fat raised by humans. How can they have the dignity of cats!

Ye Kai saw that Jiu Ming followed Kuang Tianyou and the others, so he didn't think much about it, and turned back to continue his great career of octopus balls.

The octopus balls business in their class is almost one of the most popular shops run by students on the school anniversary.

Why can it only be counted as one of them? There is also a class that is engaged in the gimmick of the maid tea restaurant, but, the maid or something...

Just now in the men's room, he ran into a man wearing an English lace skirt, standing there to pee, which blinded his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

So don't trust maids or anything, in this era of makeup skills, as long as you don't lose weight, you can't tell the difference between men and women, okay?

Especially the last time Ye Kai himself experienced it himself, and he will no longer doubt anything.