All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

It wasn't until A Fu shared the forum post with Lin Sai that Lin Sai didn't know that he had become a new celebrity in red clothes.

"It's no wonder that people I don't know add me as friends recently." Lindsay said, "I thought it was my enemy who set up a trumpet to trick me. Send me to see, what did they write?"

Five minutes later, Lindsay came back from the forum with a murderous look.

""Three ministers under the skirts of the goddess Jiu Fengchen in deep red clothes"..." He read the post, "How does the legendary Bai Yujing boss Li Changan, who ranks in the top ten in red clothes, operate? So far all the discussions and arena live video replays, the host will explain to you frame by frame, whether Bai Yujing is strong or weak in this profession; take stock of the gang executive male god Jiangshan Yemeng who ranked third in red clothes in those years Former love, is it the male god in the dream or the hidden scumbag? Why did the former number one gang in red clothing give way? The love and hatred entanglement of the ranking gang in the deep red clothing camp; Tianzi No. [-] skin, the most grounded one My guess is that the most likely reason is that I paid a sincere love for the main house, and the dignity of a man is willing to make concessions for true love. There are not many such good men. Here, the landlord has only one sentence for the gentlemen of the rivers and lakes: eat meat and eat chicken for nothing, and get married When you marry Tianzipi."

Lindsay was very dissatisfied: "Damn it, am I so unworthy?"

Jiu Fengchen became famous overnight, no matter where she went, people would tease her and call her "goddess in red clothes".Lindsay comforted her, but she remained calm, turning a blind eye to all kinds of sarcasm and jokes, and only asked Lindsay to collect money when a reward was offered.

After all, Jiu Fengchen didn't come online very often, Lindsay and Li Chang'an were even more miserable.Every day when they go online, they will receive name-calling and ridicule from the World Channel. When the two of them go to the field with their gang members or line up in the main city, there are often malicious jokes on the current channel.Lin Sai and Li Chang'an didn't say anything else, holding people at the resurrection point was like offering a reward and whipping the corpse.

Lindsay paid close attention to every minute of being online, and was happy with the gang brothers. When Jiu Fengchen was online, he washed his hands, followed her obediently, and asked her what she was going to do.

The master who brought up Lindsay from a rookie in Zhunuo knew everything about screenshots and achievements, because the other half of his non-fighting time was spent with love, that is, Lindsay's mistress.None of the relatives and friends around them did not praise Master Lindsay as a role model for love.Lindsay was fascinated by his ears and eyes, and his attitude towards Jiu Fengchen was always on call.

But Jiu Fengchen neither changed his couple ID with Lindsay, nor did he wear a couple appearance, let alone Lindsay accompanies her to catch pets and go to the holy place of love to set off fireworks screenshots to show their affection. Go to Lindsay to download the dungeon together, and help him save Qiwu's synthetic materials.

Lindsay asked Jiu Fengchen seriously: Do you really want to make Qiwu for me?I won't run if you don't do it.

Jiu Fengchen asked back: Why not do it?The seven swords of Zhunuo are very handsome.

Lindsay: I feel like I've been adopted.

Jiu Fengchen: Be more confident and remove the word "as if".It's okay with your looks.

Lindsay was a little proud: right, the face data of my number is really handsome.

Jiu Fengchen: I'm not saying...forget it, as long as you're happy.

Lindsay: You're so perfunctory.Sure enough, I won't cherish it if I get it.

Jiu Fengchen: ...

In addition to the couple Lindsay and Jiu Fengchen, there are several others who are romantically involved.Because there are few girls in the gang, their love relationships are all found outside, and they are not familiar with the gang.Ever since they got married, those brothers seemed to have disappeared from the world, they only saw online, and they would never be able to call anyone.The members of the gang form a team with them at any time, and their love girls are in the team.The crow sighed: "A man with a wife is like water thrown out."

If the frequency of calling brothers is too frequent, Qingyuan will be unhappy, and several times she directly refuses to help other members of the gang to join the team, asking: Does your gang have so many activities?He doesn't have time for me!

The people in the gang who went to call brothers were very wronged: important people were important in the battlefield, stronghold warfare, and dart robbery.If you are not convinced enough to fight in the wild, you will start a gang fight. If you lose the gang fight, you will have to pay a lot of money, so you must win, and this requires people.Sometimes Qingli will fight with hostile red names, and even more so when encountering hostile gangs.In addition to these, the gang occasionally organizes some activities, and sometimes helps the alliance next door to fight.Then there is nothing we can do, we are always beaten.

After a while, those old men who usually block and kill gods came back with their tails between their legs, and said to the rest of the gang: Brothers, my wife is angry, don't look for me now, I went to retreat to coax my wife.

Xiao Shunian said to the members of the gang, "Everyone has tied their trousers to their waists, but you actually go to the belts to forcefully pick them off. If you don't rush with you, it's a ghost."

The leader of the gang knew it, and criticized the members of the gang for being ignorant, and told them not to disturb other people's love.After a period of time, upon hearing the news that the relationship had been blown, the leader immediately paid the guild salary an extra time.

Since then, those who have no love in the gang have been looking forward to the end of the relationship day and night.

In the two days when Lin Sai just fell in love with Jiu Fengchen, the brothers in Bangli sighed when they saw him, and they missed the glorious years in the past.Unexpectedly, a week passed, two weeks passed, Lindsay not only did not disappear, but he was always hanging around in front of the gang members, and he was always on the team when gang members were fighting.

Everyone in the gang was stunned: What's going on, why are you newlyweds living like a widow?

Lindsay's answer is always: Jiu Fengchen went to the next door to help play the dungeon, there are not many places in the dungeon, she let me play by myself.

Or: Jiu Fengchen is refining materials, let me play by myself.

Or: Jiu Fengchen has no time to go online, let me fight with you.

So Lindsay followed the gang to fight tigers up the mountain and catch turtles down the river. When they passed by the main city square, they would occasionally order a few Goddess accounts to discuss and tease.After Jiu Fengchen finished his work, he came to pick up Lindsay. Lindsay waved goodbye to the brothers in Bangli, and went with her to collect materials for his future Qiwu.

Gang Zhongjia: Where can I get such a fairy love like Jiu Fengchen?

Gang Zhong B: Why do I feel that every time Jiu Fengchen comes to pick up Boss Pi, she looks like a mother who comes to nursery to pick up her son?

Gang C: To be honest, I also want such a mother.

Lindsay himself didn't expect that Jiu Fengchen would completely let him go, almost the same as before Qingyuan.At first he thought that Jiu Fengchen was trying to test himself, so he behaved like a follower; later, he found that Jiu Fengchen really liked rubbing materials, Lindsay immediately returned to his true self, and collected those "love screenshots must go to the Holy Land" and "Pendant Collection" collected in the forum Posts like "all pets included" were deleted.When Jiu Fengchen came, Lindsay was tired from fighting, so he just let go of his hands and clicked to follow him. Wherever Jiu Fengchen went, he stuck to him, sticking to him willingly.

Lindsay went online this day, and received a private chat from me and you, asking if you have received Chaoyun Wumi's letter.

Lindsay went to the NPC, and sure enough, she received various materials from Chaoyun Wumi.He went to the main city to find me and fight with you, and I fought with you to pull him into the team. Only then did Lindsay find out that Lu Dongbin, who couldn't bite to death, was also there.

[Team] I fought with you: Xiaoyun AFK, I'm dead! [cry]

Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: "Although she is a good girl, I still have to say that the world of flowers and flowers is very exciting, only women are not worth picking flowers."

System: [I'm fighting with you] the voice permission of [Lv Dongbin who can't be bitten to death] is prohibited.

Lindsay asked seriously: "So are you and Chaoyun sister gay or straight?"

System: [I fight with you] the voice permission of [Tianzi No. [-] skin] is prohibited.

I fought with you and opened the mic: "Why do I know you two stupid brothers with brain problems. I'm really speechless."

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: You are indeed a man, I knew it.No girl has ever been two-way friends with me for more than a week.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Have you never reflected on it?

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Why should I reflect, I deleted them first.There are too many, my list is full, and I can't delete brothers.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Then why didn't you delete him?

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: I called the dungeon to rescue the scene on the friend channel several times, and he came to help, and those girls only harassed me when I was discussing swordsmanship with others in the middle of the night.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...the Daoist leader really only has awe-inspiring sword intent in his chest. [Thumbs up]

[Team] Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: Exactly.There are just three of us, do you want to play a few games in the arena?

I fight with you: "I don't want to fight. Xiaoyun AFK, this game is meaningless."

[Team] Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: Seriously, I would definitely not pick on you at a time like this, but for the sake of helping me save the dungeon, do you want to talk?

I fight with you: "It's a long story."

【Team】Lv Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Can you finish the speech in 1 minute?If we can't finish talking, we will talk while playing 3V3.

So the three brothers entered the arena.

In the gap between the roaring command of Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death, I fought hard and tenaciously with you to insert his past stories.He said that he found that he fell in love with Chaoyun Wumi, but because he had been pretending to be a girl and turned on a voice changer before, Chaoyun Wumi regarded him as a good sister, so he mustered up the courage to confess several times but flinched.Last night, he used the wine to build his courage and told the truth to Chaoyun Wumi. Chaoyun Wumi couldn't accept that he had been cheated for so long, so he just AFKed.

After the speech, there was a long silence in the team's voice, and then the unkillable Lu Dongbin said angrily: "Die to me! Beautiful!"

I fought with you: "... Did you fucking listen to me?"

Lindsay: "Brother, I think you are very suitable for that kind of late-night emotional column on the radio. It was just an online relationship that ended without a problem, and you said it was like the last love of the century."

I fought with you: "If it weren't for the fact that you can't kill your teammates in the arena, you two would be dead by now."

This one wins and the settlement is withdrawn, and Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death, immediately queues up for the next one and asks, "So what question do you want to consult?"

I fight with you: "I want Xiaoyun to come back and let her forgive me. I want to chase her."

Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: "Aren't you in the same city as her, go directly to her school to find her, and confess to her face to face."

I fought with you: "But what if people think I'm a sexual harassment stalker?"

Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: "Then you just sit down. You don't dare to squat for her, how dare you say you love her?"

I fight with you: "...I think your thoughts are very dangerous. Pi, what do you think?"

Lindsay: "I think it's safe, the opposite side is delicious."

I fight with you: "..."

The friendship between the three did not last too long, because Lu Dongbin, who knelt in the arena and could not be bitten to death, walked away. Before leaving, he said: "It is better to take two chickens with you mortals corrupted by love. Peck at the keyboard."

That night, after Lin Sai and Jiu Fengchen finished fishing, they suddenly said to go to the arena.

Jiu Fengchen asked: Me and you?

Lindsay was right.

The two entered the small room of the LOC.Jiu Fengchen still didn't turn on the mic, Lindsay laughed at her: "Are you so afraid of me listening to your voice?"

Jiu Fengchen: Didn't you say that you don't get scared?

Lindsay said: "Now I am a little more courageous, at least I am not afraid of being scared by you."

Jiu Fengchen said that she wasn't mentally prepared yet, and Lindsay didn't force it.Jiu Fengchen's arena segment is very low, and the teammates and opponents he matches are not difficult. In addition, Lindsay has also honed in the arena recently, and most of the time he can grasp the overall situation. big impact.

The winning streak increased rapidly, and the two didn't cooperate well in the next few games, and they were very entangled in the fight. Jiu Fengchen changed the auxiliary stream and let Lindsay concentrate on output.

The configuration of single output with auxiliary is far less stimulating than that of dual DPS. If you encounter the same configuration as the opponent, it may take several minutes for a round.Jiu Fengchen's support was better than the output flow, and the opponent couldn't catch her at all, so she paddled behind with peace of mind, letting Lindsay get beaten in front.

Lindsay felt that the car was about to overturn, so she called her, and she came to help dismantle the fire.Several times when Lindsay was on the verge of death, her hands were about to leave the keyboard, but suddenly she rushed over with a set of damage-reduction partitions to forcefully control the opposite side, and rescued her back, Lindsay couldn't help but said: "Sister, let's be more stable, shall we? My heart is not as strong as yours."

There were also a few times, because Jiu Fengchen and Lindsay were in the east and the other in the west, Lindsay called for help, and when Jiu Fengchen's short-legged Wenhan arrived, Lindsay's body was cold.

Jiu Fengchen was also a little shocked: Why did you die?

Lindsay laughed angrily: "What were you doing just now? Half a map away from me, falling in love with the pillar behind!"

Jiu Fengchen was aggrieved and seriously defended: No one hit me, so I lost my mind.

Lindsay: "Understood. You're playing a fringe OB."

The two chatted while fighting, half-hearted, knelt all the way, and then simply went to practice games for entertainment.

There was a female finger wave and a female Taiwei on the opposite side. Lindsay remembered that I had fought against Chaoyun Wumi with you, so she told Jiu Fengchen.He felt that it was not good to reveal the undercover identity that I have fought with you, so he just said, "I have a friend, a man dressed as a woman, met his relatives and friends, and later liked him, but he never dared to confess, but finally the relatives and friends found out the truth, ruthless out".

Lindsay felt that girls should like to hear this kind of gossip, so after finishing speaking, he casually asked Jiu Fengchen: "What do you think?"

To Lindsay's surprise, Jiu Fengchen, who had never changed his face before Mount Tai collapsed, remained silent for a long time this time.Just when Lindsay thought she was disconnected, Jiu Fengchen finally replied: What should I think?

Lindsay was funny: "Why are you so dumb today? Just say what you think."

Jiu Fengchen: I understand your friend's feelings very well.

Lindsay said: "I think that girl must have a psychological shadow. She was deceived by her love gang before, and finally left a sister who will never leave. It turns out that the sister is a big boss in women's clothing."

Jiu Fengchen: This is a white lie.If he hadn't pretended to be a girl in the beginning to let his relatives and friends open up, they might not even be friends.

Lindsay thought for a while before saying, "You are right."

Jiu Fengchen replied with a cute expression, and asked: If you were this friend of your friend, what would you do?

"Since we are all in the same city, of course I will kill him." Lindsay said.

The author says:

robbery!Starfish commented and handed over all the fish and food!

【Explanation to the game Xiaobai】

Marginal OB: To put it simply, they are watching from the sidelines and not helping. ob = observe (observe).