All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

After winning one game and losing one game for a week, and after scoring eight points and losing eight points, on a stormy night, Lindsay's arena 5V5 team finally scored 2500 points.

In the last game before 2500 points, Lindsay only had Li Changan with a small half-blood tube left, while there were two half-bloods on the other side.

The gang leader Su Ang was not around that day, and the deputy gang leader Wu Ya came to take the place.Crow is very good at commanding team battles and battlefields. He has never changed his expression in the face of thousands of troops, but he also became nervous in that battle. Gods from all walks of life, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, please bless Guan Yi.

Guan Yi circled around the pillars and blocked the angle of view, trying to separate the two people on the opposite side, and the other side also guessed his intentions, always advancing and retreating together.When the first person was killed, Guan Yi still had 15.00% of his blood left, and only the sound of him pressing the keyboard could be heard in the channel.The remaining two people on the field wandered and confronted each other, and when they got around a pillar, Bai Yujing suddenly attacked fiercely, taking away the other person on the opposite side with 5.00% blood.

The settlement interface popped up, and the channel was full of excited cursing and cheering. Lindsay quickly received the reward, took the mount of his dreams, came to Guan Yi, and said to him in the voice channel: "Baby, look at the crystallization of our love!" .”

"Our son is so handsome." Guan Yi said, "Honey, you have worked hard to have a baby."

Lindsay said calmly: "Actually, I am looking for A Fu to be a surrogate."

Guan Yi also said calmly: "Then A Fu has worked hard."

A Fu who was silently strengthening his equipment on the side beat the keyboard angrily: "...are you two dead or not?"

May passed with half sunshine and half rain.There is more rain in Ligang in June, and the sun is more blazing.Lindsay sighed and said, "I really want to have a summer vacation."

A Fu said: "If Mr. Pi works harder, if he goes to study for a master's degree, he will have summer vacation."

Lindsay said: "I struggled to get into every university. Do you think that other people are as smart as you and can study in the top three universities in the country?"

A Fu chuckled: "Everyone has their own strengths. In fact, I really envy you for being so free and unrestrained. I have always listened to my family members since I was a child, and I can do nothing but study, and sometimes I feel strange and boring."

Lindsay smiled.Suddenly the phone rang, it was a call from home.Lindsay's birthday was coming up, and his family asked him to go home for the birthday.He excused that it was too hot and he didn't want to take the boat for more than an hour, but his mother didn't take it seriously: "Oh, it's going to kill you from the heat, I don't believe it! You have a thorn in that ass, and you are locked in You will die at home in three days. You will be 24 this year, and the birth year is very important, so you should go home."

"mom--"

"As soon as you fight against me, you will know how to act like a baby, can you be more coquettish?" Mother laughed, "You really don't want to come back?"

When Lu Dongbin, who couldn't bite to death at night, asked Lindsay to play a dungeon, Lindsay refused, saying that he had something to do next weekend and would go home.

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't bite to death, said: "When you wanted to score points before, you waited for me to come out at the gate of the dungeon every day. The elder brother grew short, as if his mouth had been smeared with honey, and now he kicked me away when he ran out. How could I have done that?" To be a brother with a little white-eyed wolf like you?"

Guan Yi said: "For your situation, we have a more accurate word to describe it, called spare tire."

Lu Dongbin, who could not be bitten to death, went to seduce Guan Yi again.Guan Yi also refused, saying that he was not familiar with the dungeon mechanism, was too lazy to learn, and didn't want to play.A Fu said that he had to prepare for the final exam and had no time to play games.Lu Dongbin, who was so angry that he couldn't die, scolded a group of heartless people, and walked away.

Lindsay NO.15 returned to Jimen by boat in the afternoon.When he got home, his parents were off work and cooking in the kitchen.Lindsay dragged the fat yellow tabby cat out from under the dining table and held it up in front of him, nose to nose with it: "Brother, I haven't seen you for so long, do you still recognize me?"

The cat gave him a "meow".Lindsay squeezed the nape of its neck with a smile, and said, "Why did you gain weight? If you become a fat cat, there will be no kitten to fall in love with you."

His father laughed at him like a child. When his mother saw it, she shouted, "Put it down! You hurt it. Be careful when Dongshu comes back to settle the score with you."

"How come, if you don't believe me, look how gentle I am to it." Lindsay hugged the orange cat by its buttocks and held it in her arms. The cat meowed, and Lindsay was about to turn it over and hug it, but she didn't hold it up. Steady, the cat in his arms slipped down and fell firmly to the ground.

"Lindsay, are you going to die?" Mother said.

Lindsay quickly picked up the cat.Mother stopped chopping vegetables, glared at him, and suddenly asked, "Did you bring a red string?"

"What red rope?"

"I told you that in the year of birth, you should wear a red rope on your hand to avoid evil, and you will ignore it."

"Mom, you're back to your old-fashioned habits. It's okay if I didn't take it with you." As soon as the words finished, Lindsay suddenly remembered the car accident she had at the end of last year, and immediately shut up guilty.

"Whether you are old or not, safety is the most important thing!" Mother put down the kitchen knife, wiped her hands, walked out of the kitchen, and came back with a double-strand red rope after a while, "I guessed that you would not listen to me. Here, take it Put it on."

Lindsay refused, but couldn't hold back his mother, so he put the cat on the ground and obediently let her tie the red string around his left wrist.

"It's beautiful." Dad said with a smile.

"What does it look like? It's strange for a man to wear this." Lindsay frowned and looked at his wrist.

"What's so strange?" Mother said, "Look at how many young boys on the street are dressed in red and green, more fancy than girls. Why are you more old-fashioned than me?"

The next day was the 16th, Wednesday, Lindsay's birthday.On this day, Lindsay's younger sister Dongshu, who was studying in Sujin Island, happened to have only half a day of class. She bought a noon boat ticket and came back. Lindsay went to pick her up at the pier.After the parents got off work, the family of four went to the restaurant for dinner, and then went home to cut cakes to celebrate. Dongshu also opened a can for the cat at home.

Lindsay's family lives on the first floor, with a very small yard, only the size of a palm.At night, he was sitting alone in the small yard, when suddenly the cat came out of the house and ran to his feet to act coquettishly. Lindsay poked its stomach and tail with an old braided brown fan in his hand, and the cat whined a few times as if complaining. Turned over and left.After a while, Dongshu came out to look for the cat, Lindsay pointed it out to her, noticed the red string on his wrist, and suddenly felt that this was really an ordinary day.

Lindsay has nothing to do at home but play with his sister's cat.The cat couldn't bear his nasty teasing, probably because it hated him, and when it saw him, it ran away from him and ran to the side of its mother's trousers to rub its head in aggrieved manner.

"Hey, don't bully your sister's cat, can you?" His mother scolded him, "He is in his twenties, and he is still making trouble like a schoolboy, making cats hate dogs."

Lindsay had to put on a hat and sunglasses and go shopping.

He usually doesn't go out until after four o'clock in the afternoon.The sun was so scorching during the day that even the neighbor's dog refused to go out.On Thursday night, Lindsay went out for a walk alone, passing Tangshui Street, and helped his mother buy double-skin stewed milk. Suddenly, he received a message from Guan Yi, asking him what fun Jimen had, saying that he and Su Ang would spend the weekend Come to Jimen to play.

Although his parents asked Lindsay to stay for two more days, he was bored at home and was ready to return to Ligang.Seeing this news, Lindsay was overjoyed, and told Guan Yi directly: Needless to say, I happened to be home this week, and I will take you shopping.

In the evening of the next day, Lindsay went to the pier to pick up Guan Yi and Su Ang.

The pier was crowded with people, and Lindsay stood waiting for them outside the building, seeing the sunset covered the sky and the sea, and the world seemed to be a piece of charcoal that was thrown out of the furnace and gradually dimmed.Guan Yi and Su Ang came out, Lin Sai saw them first and waved to them.Guan Yi soon found out, smiled at Lindsay, dragged Su Ang and walked through the crowd, several young girls passing by turned to look at him.

If I hadn't been handsome, Lindsay thought, there would be no way to be brothers with him.

On the way to their predetermined residence, Su Ang was taking pictures all the way.Lindsay asked: "Isn't the leader from Ligang? It's so close, has he never been to Jimen?"

"Don't worry about him." Guan Yi said, "He took pictures for his girlfriend."

"I have a good relationship with my girlfriend." Lindsay said.

Guan Yi lowered his head and flicked his phone, saying, "We've been talking for more than two years, and I'm still so tired."

"Is your girlfriend pretty?" Lindsay asked, "I heard the crow said she is a pretty girl."

"Yeah." Guan Yi said, "The harp player in our school has gone to a music academy abroad for advanced studies."

"He really picked up the treasure, brother, I'm envious." Lindsay put his arms around Guan Yi's shoulders and asked in a low voice, "Brother, are there any other pretty girls playing the harp?"

"No." Guan Yi was categorical, and asked after a while, "Can't you play the piano?"

"It's okay." Lindsay became a little interested, "Do you have any flowers in the piano department?"

"No!" Guan Yi was quite displeased and ignored him.

The residence that Guan Yi and the two booked is next to the bay, and the scenery is very pleasant.As soon as they arrived at the front desk, Su Ang's girlfriend made a video call, Guan Yi carried their travel bags, and Lindsay helped check in.The lady at the front desk returned the ID. Lindsay looked down and said in surprise, "You are actually younger than me. You are really a younger brother."

Guan Yi took the ID back from his hand: "Ghost's younger brother." He put the ID in his bag and called Su Ang who was at the gate to go upstairs.While waiting for the elevator, Guan Yi asked again: "Is your birthday coming soon?"

Lindsay said, "Just after. The day before yesterday."

Guan Yi glanced at him: "You didn't tell me."

Lindsay smiled, nonchalantly: "I'm home, and I don't have any treats. The treats must call you."

Guan Yi was silent for a while, and then said, "It's only a few days older than me."

Su Ang came over, just in time to hear this nonsensical sentence, and couldn't help asking: "How many days?"

"Nothing." Guan Yi said.

When the elevator door closed, Lindsay found that Guan Yi was looking at him, so he couldn't help but smile and mouthed: "Brother."

Guan Yi couldn't help but reached out and punched him, and Lindsay punched him back.Guan Yi grabbed his wrist, Lin Sai tried his best to avoid him, and Su Ang, who was standing in front of them, put away his mobile phone, saw them elbowing each other from the reflection of the elevator door, and couldn't help but say: "Are you two graduating from kindergarten next year?"

"Just do it if you don't accept it," Lindsay said, "this is obviously the way of a mature man."