Acting like a baby's daily live broadcast

Before Ji Xiao became the uncle of the neighborhood committee, he had an identity so awesome that it blinded everyone's eyes - the X God of WLGDX, the strongest e-sports team back then.

When ALEX didn’t join the team before, he always thought that God X was called God X because his initials were X, until the captain told him that God X was the title when the team was first established, and the captain asked everyone to think of their own. The code name, but when I asked Ji Xiao, Ji Xiao was playing games with his mobile phone.

"Xiao, have you decided on your code name?" The captain walked up to Ji Xiao with a small notebook and asked.

"X" Ji Xiao replied.

"X?" The captain was very puzzled. He thought for a while that maybe Ji Xiao just likes a simpler name, so he used his initials.

As a result, Ji Xiao didn't react until the captain sent the code name to their boss.

"What did you ask me just now?" Ji Xiao asked after putting down his phone after a round.

"I ask you, what code name did you give yourself?" The captain looked confused.

"X, that's the swear word I swear when I was playing the game just now! It's not the letter X." Ji Xiao replied with some despair.

And their captain also looked suffocated, raised his hands weakly, and said in a low voice: "But...but...what should I do? I have already sent the code name to the boss...".

And this meme was awarded the top of the funniest jokes of the year by Ji Xiao and his entire team.

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"ALEX" Ji Xiao looked at the man with the same rank as her, and there was a hint of excitement in her tone.

Just like the joy of meeting an opponent, Ji Xiao felt his blood start to boil at that moment, and the wonderful feeling in the e-sports field returned to him at this moment.

The old teammates met each other, and this battle was played in the dark, vivid, and extremely fun.

"It seems that God X is still the same God X, and this technology has not regressed at all, I admit defeat." ALEX shook his head and surrendered.

"You too, after so many years, technology has not regressed." Ji Xiao smiled, and then asked: "What are you doing now?"

ALEX smiled and gave Ji Xiao a website link: "Here, I am a game anchor here, remember to join me as an old friend when you have time."

"It's all polite, can I not praise your show?" Ji Xiao replied with a smile.

He opened the link that ALEX sent him, which was ALEX's homepage, where the number of fans was clearly compiled and noted - 1168 million fans.

"You have a lot of fans, give me some too," Ji Xiao joked.

As God X's old partner, how could ALEX not even hear such jokes?He laughed and said: "If you open a live broadcast room, there will definitely be more people than me. Back then, you quit the team when you said you would quit, and you didn't make it clear to everyone. After so many years, shouldn't you tell me?".

Hearing that Ji Xiao was silent here, he turned his head to look at the photo on the bedside table in disbelief. In the photo was a 15-year-old Qingjun boy with a very beautiful appearance, and his facial features were somewhat similar to Ji Xiao's. .

Ji Xiao sighed slightly and remained silent.

ALEX also understood that he still didn't want to talk, and after chatting for a while, he said goodbye to Ji Xiao.

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After He Shen successfully arrived at the rental house, he threw his things on the ground, squatted on the ground and smoked heavily.

He ran away from home, and his family had a mine, but not long after his mother passed away, his father found another woman, who also brought a younger brother who was only two years younger than him.And that woman is his aunt who has always lived next door to his house. He always thought that his parents' love was as beautiful as his mother said, but he didn't expect that after the fairy tale skin was peeled off, what he saw was only white bones and blood. reality.

Time always passed by in the blink of an eye, and He Shen was also bored in the rented house for a few days, and there was no money left in his pocket.Yu Ji's account was also looked down upon by his father, and there was only one good relationship left in the country. Now He Shen can be said to be poor and poor, poor and clean, and poor clearly.

He Shen, who has no money, must force himself to grow up, but the price of growing up is cruel.

If you don’t have money, you have to find a way to make money. How to make money has become the number one problem He Shen encountered.

Long before He Shen moved in, Yu Jing warned him: Many of the residents living in Shibati are extremely vicious people, and he was asked to hide his little rabbit tail, and he must pretend to be very social when he passed , preferably yellow hair, flip flops, snakeskin bag, loud voice and swear words, so that no one will stare at his - ass.

At that time, He Shen was so angry that he scolded his mother, what is his little rabbit tail?Although he is cute, he is not a little white rabbit, and his temper is not very good, but he seldom gets angry.

As a result, after hearing the lingering fear on the other end, not only did he not change his mind, but he intensified his encouragement: "Yes, yes, that's the way you are scolding me now, and you will use this tone after you pass. you".

Believe him, what a ghost, I'm afraid this melon is nothing but bad oil.

As a result, He Shen still did as he did when he first came to Shishibati that day, and as a result, no one paid attention to him at all, let alone the vicious person he was talking about.

A few days later, He Shen really ran out of ammunition and food, and he had to find a way to make money quickly, and at this time he found the fastest way to make money on some - live broadcast.

After he weighed it over and over again, he still opened a live broadcast account on Station P and started a game live broadcast, but he didn't expect that such a thing happened on the third day of his live broadcast.

According to the answers written by other people on xx, He Shen knew that if he wanted to be famous, he had to be popular, and the fastest way to accumulate popularity was - black red.

One wrong step, one wrong step, and by the time he realized it, it was already too late.

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"What the hell? Can you be an anchor with such food?" A sentence like this quickly crossed the barrage.

Immediately afterwards, countless barrages swarmed in.

"Station P is getting worse and worse. Any kind of dog can hold the title of anchor."

"Cnmb is such a dog who comes to my house to be a god? Don't take a pee to see how you look like."

"Upstairs? Ask weakly who is God A?"

"You don't even know God A downstairs? Great God Alex, the most awesome game anchor on station P!"

"Heh, the spicy chicken who can't even die in seconds is worthy of being called the host. Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru? Go home and sell sweet potatoes as soon as possible! Spicy chicken (points the middle finger)"

"Upstairs you are wrong, why can't the UP master be called the anchor? He just entered the wrong circle, and the UP master listened to my advice, the live broadcast next door is very suitable for you, go to the next door to hang out, and keep your shot And red."

"Upstairs is really ruthless, high-level gangsters. Now who doesn't know that there are some Israeli anchors who serve people in Momo's live broadcast."

"Four times a night, hehe".

"Hey, the upstairs is wretched, report with the right hand, don't ask me why the left hand is there (expression: squinting contempt_)".

"I see, the host is so beautiful."

In the dim room, only the screen interface exuded a faint light, and He Shen slumped tiredly on the soft chair in front of the computer.

He watched more and more obscenities on the screen without saying a word. After a while, he leaned up from the soft chair and reached out to grope on the computer desk.

here.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and lit the cigarette he touched on the table just now, and the dots of orange flames reflected his decadent face: some green stubble appeared on the jaw that had not been taken care of for a long time, making his face There is a hint of wild charm on the indistinguishable face, but it's a pity that the owner of this face is now staring blankly at the screen with empty eyes and dizzy pupils.

how so?He Shen couldn't figure it out, did he do something wrong?

Why are you scolding him?

Why?He just posted a funny picture of ALEX.

On the other side, when Ji Xiao, who had just got off work, opened the P station and rowed to the game live broadcast area to cheer for Alex, he was suddenly attracted by a top live video with more than one million hits. The cover was a picture of Alex. Funny emoticon pack, Alex on the cover has a grim expression, slightly wretched, with the word ALEX on the left?A big red cross.At first, he thought that Alex was promoting his live broadcast, but after a closer look, he found that the UP host under the cover was an unknown unknown.

Is this trying to take advantage of Alex's fame?Ji Xiaoqing couldn't help dragging the mouse to the play button and clicking on it. Such a blatant act of recruiting gangsters is actually done by a fool?

Ji Xiao clicked in with curiosity, but unexpectedly there was only one picture on the live broadcast interface: a man carrying a cannon lying in a pool of blood covered with mosaics, surrounded by screaming mobs.

Don't understand, Ji Xiao decided to read the comments to make up lessons.

After reading the comments, Ji Xiao probably figured it out, that is, the anchor originally wanted to use a funny picture of ALEX to gain popularity for himself, but when ALEX's fans ran over and questioned him, he didn't know Who is ALEX? As a result, ALEX's fans exploded and frantically came to DISSS him, and then ALEX's black fans also came to play the rhythm, and then this anchor became a target for the two to attack each other.

Ji Xiao felt sorry for him, but then he thought that if the anchor hadn't done this, the fire wouldn't have burned him, and according to the comments, the anchor was also a little frivolous in his speech, talking like a fool.

With curiosity, Ji Xiao clicked on He Shen's live broadcast homepage.

P station has a rule: the UP owner who wants to start a live broadcast on p station must upload a photo of his own ID on the homepage, and it still needs to be high-definition 1080P.

Without exception, He Shen's photos leaped into Ji Xiao's eyes like this: a baby face that is indistinguishable between male and female, with a well-regulated small cut, and the face reveals the unique vigor of youth, and looks obedient.

"The face looks good." Ji Xiao flicked the cigarette ash into the ashtray. The child in the photo looked small, with a chubby baby face and a pair of clean and pure brown Kazilan eyes. Thinking of talking but talking one by one, it is very arrogant.

Looking at the photo, Ji Xiao suddenly became dazed. With such a clean and pure face at such an age, he could not help but think of his younger brother who always liked to follow behind him and look up at him.

"Brother is so good, brother, I will join your team after I finish my college entrance examination, okay?" The young man's clean and clear voice reappeared in his ears through the gap of time and space.

Ji Xiao took a deep breath on his cigarette.

irritable.

Those people on the bullet screen who had no lower limit and coded the most ugly words in the world suddenly turned into evil spirits in hell in his eyes, one by one scrambling to reveal their terrifying bloody mouths, trying to tear this child to pieces do.

At this time, Ji Xiao couldn't bear it. His younger brother's previous experience made him unable to ignore what these people did. He wanted to speak, he wanted to say that the other party was just a child, was it necessary to do so terribly?

But this sentence was quickly drowned in countless dirty words.

Ji Xiao shook the ashes into the ashtray. He hoped that his encouragement could bring some warmth to the boy, but he didn't know how to make the anchor notice him.

Have it.

It is possible to leave a message when swiping gifts on the p station, so he threw a flower and an encouraging message to him, hoping that this good-looking boy could absorb a little warmth of humanity from the indifferent crowd.

However, such a heart-warming act by Ji Xiao was met with merciless ridicule.

"Ding dong, respected user JXL-89, congratulations on winning Ni Baba's favor, and receiving a gift from Ni Baba in return. It's really great! Please continue to work hard~"

It's still the system sauce with a sweet voice, and it's still the familiar and rippling tilde ~, but today's voice is amazing to Ji Xiao!point!also!No!Joy!Ear!

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Ji Xiao's face instantly darkened a few shades.

I thought he was a clean boy, but I didn't expect... This kind of person is not worthy of sympathy.

On station p, the audience will deduct the anchor's credit points and full attendance for the host to brush the bricks; while the anchor will lose the level for the audience to brush the bricks. In addition to comments, a certain amount needs to be written off, so the higher you go, the harder it is to upgrade.And his current account has already reached level 39 (there are fifty levels in total), and now he is swiped by this brick, and he has already become 38 after being directly downloaded.

Ji Xiao frowned, watching her 39 that hadn't warmed up for a few days turned into 38 in an instant, and felt that this anchor deserved to be scolded!

Only the audience has ever given the anchor a negative, such as now.However, there has never been an anchor to give the audience a negative. Not to mention offending fans, there will be stains in the history of his reputation.What is even more irritating is that this arrogant kid sent this sentence: none of your business_, hot chicken.

Unknowingly, the face of that little kid jumped out of Ji Xiao's mind. He was so arrogant and rampant that people couldn't help but want to squeeze his fists to greet his face, so as to teach him how to behave.

"Damn!" Ji Xiao cursed secretly, and suddenly felt that her kindness was taken as a donkey's liver and lungs.

"Crack" At this time, a screenshot was posted on the post bar. Originally, [Ni Baba], the UP master, was the hot spot tonight. Whether it was his arrogant id or his crazy behavior of spraying ALEX in the live broadcast room It can make him never stand up at station p.And now that Ni Baba posted this screenshot to the audience, it was a real hammer [Ni Baba] The bad reputation of this UP master quickly became popular on the website, and some people even edited it overnight: [Ni Baba] One hundred and eight ways of death of Baba.

After the video clip was released, the number of hits and retweets instantly exceeded 50. Its momentum even faintly surpassed that of the big rollover lolita anchorwoman He Bili next door. Under the Internet, she is actually an aunt in her [-]s.

Ji Xiao watched the people in the forum wearing all kinds of vests spitting obscenities and swearing at this kid who seemed to be in his early twenties, and he felt mixed feelings for a moment.

He silently forked off the webpage, took a deep drag on the cigarette, and then pressed the cigarette butt into the crystal ashtray to stub it out.

Smoking one cigarette after another on the chair, Ji Xiao felt that the inexplicable emotions lingering in his heart had not been relieved in the slightest.

Go out for a walk, he told himself.

But during his stroll, he slipped out a small animal and came back.

He Shen buried himself in the pillow, as if as long as he covered his ears and eyes, he would not be able to see or hear those insults.

He is not such a kind person at all. Those who scold him, he replies one after another, but he is still outnumbered. His replies just make those who want to scold him work harder, and yesterday he seemed to be angry too In the middle, he accidentally hurt a person who wanted to give him encouragement.

So hungry, so hungry... so uncomfortable.

He hadn't eaten for a long time and couldn't help retching for a while, but there was only the bitter taste of nicotine in his throat, and he couldn't find anything in his stomach after three days of not eating.

Feeling sick, stuffy, hungry.

The instant noodles at home had been declared out three days ago, and he had survived on cigarettes and beer for the past three days.

It's time to go out for food, He Shen thought so.

He opened the closed door for a long time, and the moment he opened the door, the cold air poured into the dark room desperately.

He Shen was choked by the cold wind and coughed a few times. The long-term hunger made his head feel like turning on an old TV, and there was a slight sound of electricity on the screen with snowflakes sandwiched between it.

Dizziness, unsteady standing.

He staggered out of the door, but was slammed to the ground by a threshold without noticing it.

Buzz, buzz.

The TV in his head seemed to have been tuned to the channel, and the vague figures and vague human voices were spinning around in front of his eyes and ears.

The sound of an ambulance was faintly heard on that TV, mixed with a man's shout.

But the signal of that old TV set always seemed to be not very good, it was always intermittent, and there was a noisy electric current, and even in the end, he couldn't hear or see anything.

When he woke up again, he found himself lying in a strange place, a strange room, a strange bed, and a strange smell.

He sat up from the bed clutching his still dizzy head and looked around: This is an overly clean room, because there is nothing here except a bed.

At first glance, the room is usually unoccupied. I don’t know if the owner of the house likes to smoke. The room is filled with a faint scent of lemon and tobacco, elegant and heavy, and cool and hot.

He Shen supported the wall and got off the bed. The unfamiliar environment made him a little anxious.

This is - where?

The layout of the room is not much different from that of his rented house, but his house is not so clean.

Chirping, chirping.

The stomach that hadn't eaten for a long time began to express strong protests to He Shen.

He Shen rubbed his stomach and sighed.

Worry, there is only one rich father missing from having nothing to worry about to being impoverished.

Plagued by hunger, Master Ho decides to see if there is anything in the foolish good man's kitchen that he can loot.

As for paying for the food?

Young Master He said that it would be a big deal... to sell out his beauty.

Relying on his own intuition, He Shen easily touched the kitchen. The kitchen was as simple as the house, and there was a thin layer of dust when he reached out and touched it.

It seems that this may be a house that is usually unoccupied, and who would bring a stranger who has never met to his home for no reason?

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When Ji Xiao pushed open the door, He Shen was rummaging through boxes and cabinets in his house with his butt pouted.

Ji Xiao:......

"What are you doing?"

He Shen suddenly uttered such a sentence from behind, He Shen was so frightened that he stood up covered in cold hairs and almost flew out.

After seeing the person who came, He Shen turned his head and took a look, but this one look surprised him.

If someone says that the so-called love at first sight is actually love at first sight, then he is willing to believe it, because the first thing he saw this man was not that he was so handsome, that he satisfied all my fantasies about the other half, etc., but All the distracting thoughts in my mind were emptied, and only one sentence remained——I miss him.

Ji Xiao flicked his phone on the table boredly, but from the corner of his eye, he glanced at He Shen who was wolfing down the opposite.

This boy has a baby face, but he is wearing Shamat costume. There is no problem with his hair color matching his face. What is against him is the clothes he is wearing. He looks like a boy who has lost his footing.

"Is it delicious?" Ji Xiao asked suddenly.

He Shen, who was picking rice porridge, was a little confused, what's going on?

Immediately afterwards, he heard Ji Xiao say: "Finish, go to the bathroom and take a shower after eating, and pay the bill after you come out."

He Shen froze, what should he do now that he has no money.

What surprised him even more was Ji Xiao's settlement:

"[-] for an ambulance, [-] for an emergency call, [-] for a night in the hospital, [-] for nutrient solution, [-] for taxis, [-] for accommodation, and [-] for food." Ji Xiao stopped. Swiping the phone, he took a look at He Shen and added silently: "The bath fee is one hundred."

He Shen's face was full of shock and disbelief?Ambulance fare?The first aid expenses are understandable, but what are the food expenses and bath expenses? ? ? !

He took a hard look at his bowl of water, which had a few green leaves floating on top and was known as porridge, as well as the blue-and-white porcelain dish with blue borders in front of him. Hot and sour crispy radish.

How about charging him [-] for such a poor food? ! !

Sikes killed the rice?

Before he could speak, Ji Xiao put down the phone and said again: "A total of [-], I'll round it up for you..."

He Shen's eyes lit up.

Ji Xiao said slowly: "The total is [-], I'll round it up to you, and I'll charge you [-], cash, WeChat or Alipay?"

He Shen: ...mmp, I've only heard about rounding down, but never about rounding up, this bastard is really shameless.Haven't you seen him so cute? ! ! !

He Shen: "Can it be cheaper, I don't have that much money QAQ"

Ji Xiao's face was expressionless, and she didn't even bother to raise her head: "It's okay to install in installments."

He Shen: "But I... didn't bring any cash with me, and I didn't have my mobile phone either."

Ji Xiao ignored him, clattered his phone, and told him to take a shower first, and wait for him to come out after washing.

After a while, a yellow head poked out of the steamy bathroom, and then He Shen walked out wriggling in Ji Xiao's shirt.

Ji Xiao is a head taller than He Shen, and she likes to wear loose shirts, so this dress looks extra big on He Shen at this moment, and He Shen himself is also thin, especially after four days of hunger ( Plus a day in the hospital), the shirt actually made him feel like a miniskirt.

He Shen: 0.0, why is he looking at me so strangely?

Ji Xiao stared at He Shen after he took the first step out of the bathroom.After shaving and tidying up his hair, He Shen looked at him with an innocent face against his small baby face. Induced by the steam in the bathroom, his big eyes looked extraordinarily clear and watery.

But such an unbearable face coincides with the baby face in his mind that needs to be beaten.

Boom, the string in Ji Xiao's mind broke.

His mind is now like the live broadcast interface that was swiped by bullet screens that day: level 38, level 38, level 38.

And now the instigator is just standing in front of him, wearing his newly bought Uniqlo shirt.

The uncle can't bear it and the aunt can't bear it.

So he gritted his teeth and let the words stuck in his throat pop out one by one: "Dog, thief, charge, fee, one, ten thousand"! !

! !He Shen's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief: ten thousand? !What ten thousand? ! !

Brother, I just took a shower and you just sit on the ground and raise the price? !Are you charging indiscriminately, made by the Price Bureau? !

The author has something to say: Ji Xiao: 1 yuan for a daughter-in-law, it’s comfortable to sleep with relatives~

He Shen: QAQ

Shou has a soft personality. When you don't provoke him, be obedient, but if you provoke him, he will stretch out his claws and scratch others.

The copywriting part is behind the paragraph, it is not a lie.

Also, if you think it's not bad, can you ask for a fee?

In addition, I am currently editing the text, moving the timeline forward, and will delete a small part of the plot, but it will not change in general. When I wrote it before, the character image was not well portrayed. Now I am trying to make him fuller.

Thanks for watching, Chirp~