Brother is a bit bored
Chapter 102
Lu Jingyang pasted a talisman on Erdan's body, successfully tricked the security check, and successfully brought it onto the bullet train.
Meng San and the others booked first-class tickets, four consecutive seats, very spacious and comfortable.
However, when boarding the train, Meng Sanliu felt an indescribably weird atmosphere in the whole carriage.
"Brother..." Meng San couldn't help but tug on Lu Jingyang's sleeve.
"Hush!" Lu Jingyang turned sideways to him and made a silence gesture with him, pulling him to sit on the fixed seat.
Meng San looked around and found that the passengers were talking and laughing, but none of them felt that the atmosphere was wrong.
Huang Yue was also slow-witted, and once he found the seat, he happily pointed to the empty seat next to him and said to Meng San, "Oh, I have a hunch that the person sitting next to me must be a beautiful woman."
"I wish you good luck." Meng San said meaningfully, his dark star eyes exuded a vigilant light.
At this moment, a burst of heavy footsteps came from behind, and Meng San felt that the whole carriage seemed to shake because of the sound of footsteps.
Huang Yue suddenly had an ominous premonition, but before he could make a sound, a chubby girl had already come to their row of seats, "Ah, this is my seat, can you please sit inside?"
The fat girl looked at least three hundred catties, and her arms were covered with circles of flesh. When she sat down, she directly occupied half of Huang Yue's position.
Meng San almost couldn't hold back his laughter on the spot.
Huang Yue's face was more bitter than bitter gourd, and he couldn't protest, after all, being fat is not what people like, so he could only let Meng San and Lu Jingyang squeeze inside.
Unexpectedly, when the fat girl saw the three of them huddled together, she simply occupied two seats generously.
Tolerable or unbearable!
Huang Yue stood up angrily, "Beauty, this is my seat, you have taken all my place, how can I sit?!"
As soon as Huang Yue made a sound, all the passengers around looked over curiously, but they were all watching the excitement, and no one was willing to stand up and uphold justice.
Seeing this, Meng San stopped playing tricks on Huang Yue, so he simply stood up and called the flight attendant.
The fat girl was unhappy when she saw this, and shouted, "You three big men are so unmannered, don't you just occupy your position! You care about everything."
"I'm afraid you have misunderstood the word 'a little bit'? You are now occupying the entire seat of other people because of your fatness. We respect everyone, regardless of gender, but that doesn't mean we can condone other people's unreasonable troubles." Meng Sanyi said rightly.
Immediately, there was a lot of voices around, after all, the handsome guy effect, not to mention Meng San and the others still reasoning.
The flight attendant rushed over after hearing the news, and after learning about the situation, he asked the fat girl, "Please obey the order, lady, and don't take other people's seats by force."
The fat girl was determined to be a rascal, "Your seats are too small, do you discriminate against fat people? It's not my fault that I'm overweight. I also want to be as thin as you, with a bulging front and back, exquisite and beautiful, but I can't help it. , or you can help him change another position."
"I'm sorry, lady, it's really against the rules for you to do this. If you must occupy two seats, you should buy two joint seats when you buy the ticket. Since it is the off-season, today's train only has this car. It’s open, it’s just full at the moment, please don’t embarrass us.” The attitude of the beautiful flight attendant is still polite.
Only this car is occupied?Such a coincidence?
Meng San and Lu Jingyang looked at each other in unison.
"That means the other carriages are empty, so you should let them go to other carriages." The fat girl said forcefully.
The female flight attendant tried to keep smiling, "I'm sorry, this is against the rules."
"After all, you just look down on us fat people!" the fat girl yelled, still unable to get up in her seat.
Those who watched the excitement around simply took out their mobile phones to take videos.
"What are you filming!" The fat girl stood up when she saw this, and pointed at the few people who were filming videos in front of her and cursed, "If you shoot again, I will throw away your phones!"
As he said that, he really stepped forward and snatched one of them's mobile phone and threw it to the ground.
"What are you doing!" The girl whose phone was thrown was also a girl, with gorgeous blue hair dyed and exquisite makeup, she was dressed very fashionable, and she was not easy to mess with at first glance, she immediately stood up and confronted the fat girl scold.
A war between women thus broke out.
"Pay me my phone!" The blue hair came out of the seat and pointed at the fat girl's nose.
"I'll pay you a ghost!" The fat girl didn't feel guilty about breaking someone's phone at all, but she was justified.
The blue hair stepped forward and slapped the fat girl. The sound of the slap could be heard throughout the carriage, which showed the strength.
"You dare to hit me!" The fat girl grabbed the girl's blue hair and threw her to the ground forcefully.
"Ooh!"
Everyone exclaimed immediately.
"Don't fight!" The flight attendant hurriedly stopped the fat girl to continue beating, but when the fat girl shook her hand, the female flight attendant almost flew out.
"Oh, let me say, has my seat sparked a bloody battle?" Huang Yue said belatedly.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the bullet train entered the tunnel, and the whole carriage suddenly plunged into darkness.
It was a mess in the carriage.
"Don't panic, everyone, don't run around in the car!" The flight attendant wanted to maintain order angrily, but everyone didn't pay attention.
"Stop squeezing!"
"Whoever steps on my foot, can you get up!"
"Fuck me, what happened?" Huang Yue subconsciously grabbed Meng San next to him.
"It's not quite right!" Lu Jingyang whispered, "It's ghostly!"
Huang Yue simply hugged Meng San, "Don't scare me!"
Meng San and Lu Jingyang turned on the Sky Eye at the same time, and then turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone. Unexpectedly, seeing this, the hairs on their backs were about to stand on end. The entire carriage was filled with greenery, and there were several green evil spirits crouching outside the window of the train. They're smashing car windows.
The other passengers reacted and turned on the flashlights, and the car finally lit up.
"Papa papa!" The sound of the evil spirit knocking on the glass window was very loud.
"Something is knocking on the window!" A passenger said while taking a picture with his mobile phone, but he didn't see anything.
The fat girl and the blue hair didn't continue to quarrel. After all, the situation was so weird that they were also afraid.
"It's strange, why is this tunnel so long? It's been several minutes, why haven't you come out yet?" Someone suddenly said something, which immediately made people even more panicked.
The flight attendant also looked puzzled, "No way, this is the longest tunnel on this section of the road, but it's only over 2000 meters long. How could it be possible that you haven't gone out for so long?"
"You won't encounter a ghost hitting the wall, will you?!"
I am most afraid of someone telling the truth at a time like this.
Huang Yue held Meng San's arm tightly. At this moment, he suddenly felt a chill on his back, as if something was on his body. He was about to call Meng San when he heard Zhao Ran's voice softly saying: , "Don't be afraid, it's me."
Huang Yue's legs were going to be weak, "If you don't be afraid, there will be ghosts, please don't show up suddenly every time!"
"Brother Zhao came in time this time." Meng San didn't forget to tease him.
Zhao Ran said in a serious voice, "This road leads to the underworld, we have to find a way to get the car back on track, otherwise everyone in the car will be in danger!"
"But we can't use it with so many people." Meng San said.
The sound of the evil spirit smashing the glass windows continued, and the actions became more presumptuous.
Lu Jingyang frowned, "The window is about to be smashed."
This is really killing me!
Meng San simply stood on his seat and shouted loudly, "Everyone be quiet!"
His voice was clear and clear, and quickly shocked the venue.
Seeing everyone staring at him, Meng San said succinctly, "Our current situation is very dangerous. Please everyone go back to your seat and sit down. Close your eyes and cover your ears with your hands. No matter what happens, don't be curious. I promise you will be very happy." Be safe soon! Move fast!"
Although no one knew him, his voice and tone had a sense of calm and prestige, which was convincing, so everyone obeyed.
Lu Jing saw that the stewardess was still standing in place with a dazed face, so he approached her and asked her to sit in her original seat.
At first glance, the stewardess gave up her seat to an extremely handsome man, her face was flushed, and her heart was pounding.
"These evil spirits should be the ones who were detained by the old ghosts before and then escaped." Zhao Ran said.
"It's impossible to catch them all alive at this time, please find a way to explain to the underworld later." Meng San said and took out the Tang knife directly, obviously wanting to use violence again.
Huang Yue almost vomited blood, "You guys have the physique of Conan, right? There are ghosts fighting everywhere you go!"
"Stop talking nonsense, sleep in your body obediently." Meng San said, and walked out of this carriage with Tang Dao.
Lu Jingyang first pasted talisman paper on the doors and windows from the inside, and then followed Meng San to the empty carriage next to him.
Meng San directly smashed open the window with the handle of the knife, "Bring them all in and clean them up together."
Lu Jingyang had no objection, and also took out the same Tang knife.
As the car window was smashed, several evil spirits screaming outside immediately rushed over smelling the smell.
The first one to come was a male water ghost. His body was extremely fat. He was definitely comparable to the fat girl just now. The car window was not even big enough for him to get through. His upper body squeezed in, but his waist was stuck and he couldn't move. He was so angry that he screamed strangely, and the wet water flowed down from his body, emitting a disgusting stench.
"Damn, please pay more attention to hygiene in public places!" Meng San cursed angrily, raised his knife and cut off the fat ghost's head.
It didn't matter if he chopped it off, the evil ghosts outside saw their companion being killed, not only didn't panic at all, but they dragged the fat ghost's body out, tearing him apart together, scrambling to carve up the cannibals.
I saw a skinny green ghost grabbing a torn thigh and running aside, eating like a roasted pig's trotter, without dining etiquette.
"Ouch—" Huang Yue came out, and under the light of Meng San's mobile phone, seeing this scene, he immediately retched.
"Damn! Why do evil spirits still have this kind of operation!" Meng San scolded in disgust, "It's so fucking disgusting!"
Meng San and the others booked first-class tickets, four consecutive seats, very spacious and comfortable.
However, when boarding the train, Meng Sanliu felt an indescribably weird atmosphere in the whole carriage.
"Brother..." Meng San couldn't help but tug on Lu Jingyang's sleeve.
"Hush!" Lu Jingyang turned sideways to him and made a silence gesture with him, pulling him to sit on the fixed seat.
Meng San looked around and found that the passengers were talking and laughing, but none of them felt that the atmosphere was wrong.
Huang Yue was also slow-witted, and once he found the seat, he happily pointed to the empty seat next to him and said to Meng San, "Oh, I have a hunch that the person sitting next to me must be a beautiful woman."
"I wish you good luck." Meng San said meaningfully, his dark star eyes exuded a vigilant light.
At this moment, a burst of heavy footsteps came from behind, and Meng San felt that the whole carriage seemed to shake because of the sound of footsteps.
Huang Yue suddenly had an ominous premonition, but before he could make a sound, a chubby girl had already come to their row of seats, "Ah, this is my seat, can you please sit inside?"
The fat girl looked at least three hundred catties, and her arms were covered with circles of flesh. When she sat down, she directly occupied half of Huang Yue's position.
Meng San almost couldn't hold back his laughter on the spot.
Huang Yue's face was more bitter than bitter gourd, and he couldn't protest, after all, being fat is not what people like, so he could only let Meng San and Lu Jingyang squeeze inside.
Unexpectedly, when the fat girl saw the three of them huddled together, she simply occupied two seats generously.
Tolerable or unbearable!
Huang Yue stood up angrily, "Beauty, this is my seat, you have taken all my place, how can I sit?!"
As soon as Huang Yue made a sound, all the passengers around looked over curiously, but they were all watching the excitement, and no one was willing to stand up and uphold justice.
Seeing this, Meng San stopped playing tricks on Huang Yue, so he simply stood up and called the flight attendant.
The fat girl was unhappy when she saw this, and shouted, "You three big men are so unmannered, don't you just occupy your position! You care about everything."
"I'm afraid you have misunderstood the word 'a little bit'? You are now occupying the entire seat of other people because of your fatness. We respect everyone, regardless of gender, but that doesn't mean we can condone other people's unreasonable troubles." Meng Sanyi said rightly.
Immediately, there was a lot of voices around, after all, the handsome guy effect, not to mention Meng San and the others still reasoning.
The flight attendant rushed over after hearing the news, and after learning about the situation, he asked the fat girl, "Please obey the order, lady, and don't take other people's seats by force."
The fat girl was determined to be a rascal, "Your seats are too small, do you discriminate against fat people? It's not my fault that I'm overweight. I also want to be as thin as you, with a bulging front and back, exquisite and beautiful, but I can't help it. , or you can help him change another position."
"I'm sorry, lady, it's really against the rules for you to do this. If you must occupy two seats, you should buy two joint seats when you buy the ticket. Since it is the off-season, today's train only has this car. It’s open, it’s just full at the moment, please don’t embarrass us.” The attitude of the beautiful flight attendant is still polite.
Only this car is occupied?Such a coincidence?
Meng San and Lu Jingyang looked at each other in unison.
"That means the other carriages are empty, so you should let them go to other carriages." The fat girl said forcefully.
The female flight attendant tried to keep smiling, "I'm sorry, this is against the rules."
"After all, you just look down on us fat people!" the fat girl yelled, still unable to get up in her seat.
Those who watched the excitement around simply took out their mobile phones to take videos.
"What are you filming!" The fat girl stood up when she saw this, and pointed at the few people who were filming videos in front of her and cursed, "If you shoot again, I will throw away your phones!"
As he said that, he really stepped forward and snatched one of them's mobile phone and threw it to the ground.
"What are you doing!" The girl whose phone was thrown was also a girl, with gorgeous blue hair dyed and exquisite makeup, she was dressed very fashionable, and she was not easy to mess with at first glance, she immediately stood up and confronted the fat girl scold.
A war between women thus broke out.
"Pay me my phone!" The blue hair came out of the seat and pointed at the fat girl's nose.
"I'll pay you a ghost!" The fat girl didn't feel guilty about breaking someone's phone at all, but she was justified.
The blue hair stepped forward and slapped the fat girl. The sound of the slap could be heard throughout the carriage, which showed the strength.
"You dare to hit me!" The fat girl grabbed the girl's blue hair and threw her to the ground forcefully.
"Ooh!"
Everyone exclaimed immediately.
"Don't fight!" The flight attendant hurriedly stopped the fat girl to continue beating, but when the fat girl shook her hand, the female flight attendant almost flew out.
"Oh, let me say, has my seat sparked a bloody battle?" Huang Yue said belatedly.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the bullet train entered the tunnel, and the whole carriage suddenly plunged into darkness.
It was a mess in the carriage.
"Don't panic, everyone, don't run around in the car!" The flight attendant wanted to maintain order angrily, but everyone didn't pay attention.
"Stop squeezing!"
"Whoever steps on my foot, can you get up!"
"Fuck me, what happened?" Huang Yue subconsciously grabbed Meng San next to him.
"It's not quite right!" Lu Jingyang whispered, "It's ghostly!"
Huang Yue simply hugged Meng San, "Don't scare me!"
Meng San and Lu Jingyang turned on the Sky Eye at the same time, and then turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone. Unexpectedly, seeing this, the hairs on their backs were about to stand on end. The entire carriage was filled with greenery, and there were several green evil spirits crouching outside the window of the train. They're smashing car windows.
The other passengers reacted and turned on the flashlights, and the car finally lit up.
"Papa papa!" The sound of the evil spirit knocking on the glass window was very loud.
"Something is knocking on the window!" A passenger said while taking a picture with his mobile phone, but he didn't see anything.
The fat girl and the blue hair didn't continue to quarrel. After all, the situation was so weird that they were also afraid.
"It's strange, why is this tunnel so long? It's been several minutes, why haven't you come out yet?" Someone suddenly said something, which immediately made people even more panicked.
The flight attendant also looked puzzled, "No way, this is the longest tunnel on this section of the road, but it's only over 2000 meters long. How could it be possible that you haven't gone out for so long?"
"You won't encounter a ghost hitting the wall, will you?!"
I am most afraid of someone telling the truth at a time like this.
Huang Yue held Meng San's arm tightly. At this moment, he suddenly felt a chill on his back, as if something was on his body. He was about to call Meng San when he heard Zhao Ran's voice softly saying: , "Don't be afraid, it's me."
Huang Yue's legs were going to be weak, "If you don't be afraid, there will be ghosts, please don't show up suddenly every time!"
"Brother Zhao came in time this time." Meng San didn't forget to tease him.
Zhao Ran said in a serious voice, "This road leads to the underworld, we have to find a way to get the car back on track, otherwise everyone in the car will be in danger!"
"But we can't use it with so many people." Meng San said.
The sound of the evil spirit smashing the glass windows continued, and the actions became more presumptuous.
Lu Jingyang frowned, "The window is about to be smashed."
This is really killing me!
Meng San simply stood on his seat and shouted loudly, "Everyone be quiet!"
His voice was clear and clear, and quickly shocked the venue.
Seeing everyone staring at him, Meng San said succinctly, "Our current situation is very dangerous. Please everyone go back to your seat and sit down. Close your eyes and cover your ears with your hands. No matter what happens, don't be curious. I promise you will be very happy." Be safe soon! Move fast!"
Although no one knew him, his voice and tone had a sense of calm and prestige, which was convincing, so everyone obeyed.
Lu Jing saw that the stewardess was still standing in place with a dazed face, so he approached her and asked her to sit in her original seat.
At first glance, the stewardess gave up her seat to an extremely handsome man, her face was flushed, and her heart was pounding.
"These evil spirits should be the ones who were detained by the old ghosts before and then escaped." Zhao Ran said.
"It's impossible to catch them all alive at this time, please find a way to explain to the underworld later." Meng San said and took out the Tang knife directly, obviously wanting to use violence again.
Huang Yue almost vomited blood, "You guys have the physique of Conan, right? There are ghosts fighting everywhere you go!"
"Stop talking nonsense, sleep in your body obediently." Meng San said, and walked out of this carriage with Tang Dao.
Lu Jingyang first pasted talisman paper on the doors and windows from the inside, and then followed Meng San to the empty carriage next to him.
Meng San directly smashed open the window with the handle of the knife, "Bring them all in and clean them up together."
Lu Jingyang had no objection, and also took out the same Tang knife.
As the car window was smashed, several evil spirits screaming outside immediately rushed over smelling the smell.
The first one to come was a male water ghost. His body was extremely fat. He was definitely comparable to the fat girl just now. The car window was not even big enough for him to get through. His upper body squeezed in, but his waist was stuck and he couldn't move. He was so angry that he screamed strangely, and the wet water flowed down from his body, emitting a disgusting stench.
"Damn, please pay more attention to hygiene in public places!" Meng San cursed angrily, raised his knife and cut off the fat ghost's head.
It didn't matter if he chopped it off, the evil ghosts outside saw their companion being killed, not only didn't panic at all, but they dragged the fat ghost's body out, tearing him apart together, scrambling to carve up the cannibals.
I saw a skinny green ghost grabbing a torn thigh and running aside, eating like a roasted pig's trotter, without dining etiquette.
"Ouch—" Huang Yue came out, and under the light of Meng San's mobile phone, seeing this scene, he immediately retched.
"Damn! Why do evil spirits still have this kind of operation!" Meng San scolded in disgust, "It's so fucking disgusting!"
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