Brother is a bit bored

"It's really a dog leg, whoever loves who is a mother, right?" Meng San became angry when he saw that egg trying his best to please Lu Jingyang, and wished he could smash it directly.

Lu Jingyang lifted the egg to the back of the sofa with his toes, and pulled Meng San to sit down, "Okay, I worked so hard to make the steamed egg for you, if you don't eat it, it will be cold."

Meng San angrily picked up a spoon and ate half a bowl of steamed eggs in one go, and then said, "If you keep protecting that rotten egg, we will have to cool off!"

"It hasn't hatched yet, so it's useless for you to fight with it. When it hatches and disobeys you, you can spank it."

The naughty boy whose father doesn't love his mother and doesn't love him expressed that he was very depressed, and then rolled over by himself.

"Look, it seems to know it's wrong." Lu Jingyang pointed at the egg on the ground and said softly.

Meng San hummed softly while eating the steamed eggs, "Admit your mistakes and never correct them!"

"Isn't that also up to you?"

"If you look towards it again, we will be really cool!"

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, let him sleep in his chicken coop tonight!"

"good idea!"

The little Eggy who was disliked by the group bounced and rolled to the bottom of the sofa again.

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When Meng San and Lu Jingyang were sweet, the two sisters Shen Lan and Shen Xi in his house had completely opposite styles of painting.

"Sister, you've been broken in love for more than half a month before drinking to vent it. Is it because the reflex arc is too long or the brain circuit is too straight?" Shen Xi looked at Shen Lan who was sitting on the carpet holding a beer bottle and drinking without the image of a goddess, a little speechless To complain.

Shen Lan laughed at herself, "I've already seen through his acting skills, okay? I thought if I let him calm down for a while, he would find out that I'm fine. Who the hell knew that he was really bent!"

"He must have been crooked, otherwise he would have been planted in your hands for so many years." Shen Xi spoke the truth very heartbrokenly.

Shen Lan became even more depressed, "Bastard, what's wrong with me? I want to have breasts and legs, why not be as good as a man with handles?"

"Then people like to carry handles, and these advantages of yours are not all burdens!"

"Fuck, can you comfort people?"

"No, I've never been in love, how do I know how to comfort a lovelorn, or? You go for sex reassignment surgery?"

Shen Lan glanced at her blankly, and finally couldn't help crying loudly, "Woooooo..."

Shen Xi could only hand her a tissue to wipe her tears, "Oh, there are thousands of men in the world, why do you have to find a corner to tease yourself, isn't it okay to torture yourself? Okay, okay, don't cry, crying Makeup is not beautiful."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"

"Your appearance is really not as good as farts, stop now, you are a killer Shen Lan, this kind of Daiyu style with pear blossoms and rain is not suitable for you."

Shen Lan wiped away her tears, and looked at her with a sobbing face, "Then what style suits me?"

Shen Xi rolled his eyes and said, "What kind of style can a big murderer have? Swear out all the most vicious curse words you can think of, then wash up and go to sleep, wake up tomorrow still beautiful, and continue to be a goddess that others can't reach chant!"

"Fuck, that's easy to say!"

"Then you'll know if you try it?"

"How to try?"

Shen Xi took the mobile phone that was thrown on the ground, found Meng San's number, and dialed her directly, "Here, if you want to scold, scold her!"

"Hey, big killer, why are you looking for me so late?" Meng San's clear voice came from the receiver.

Shen Lan wiped away her tears, took the phone and cursed angrily, "Meng Hongze, you blind fag...*@&#~"

Meng San was caught off guard by being scolded bloody, and instantly made a sand sculpture.

Shen Lan scolded all the swear words in one breath, and hung up directly.

"Are you happy?" Shen Xi raised his eyebrows and looked at her and asked.

Shen Lan threw the phone directly, and stood up tremblingly, "Great! My old lady has gone to sleep! You do what you want!"

Shen Xi, "..."

Meng San listened to the beeping busy tone on the phone, and looked at Lu Jingyang speechlessly, "No, I said she suddenly called me in the middle of the night to scold me, what kind of coquettish operation is it?!"

"Because she has fully realized that you are the man she will never get." Lu Jingyang smiled.

Meng San put down his phone, raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "Why do you seem so proud?"

Lu Jingyang pinched his chin, "Of course I'm proud."

"Beasts!"

"Boom!" Lu Jingyang directly responded to his "compliment" with a kiss.

"I asked to sleep in a separate room!" Meng San protested.

"Don't make trouble, there is only one bed at home."

"Tomorrow I will buy one for the guest room."

"Tomorrow afternoon we have to go to the north of the city to do a ritual for a family, did you forget?"

"Then buy it the day after tomorrow!"

"Okay, whatever you say, go to sleep!"

"Sleep when you sleep! Where are you touching your hands?!"