[Water Margin Derivatives] Yulou people are drunk with apricot flowers

At dawn, the official road outside the town store is sparsely populated. Most of them are farmers who are taking advantage of the cool weather to go to the fields to do some farming work. From a distance, I saw a donkey with a Taoist on its back. There is a little Taoist boy beside him holding the rein, how does the old Taoist look like?

But I saw him: "Be able to learn from wind, and be good at studying Ziping. Observing Qianxiang, you can know Yin and Yang; studying Dragon Scripture, you can know Fengshui. The five stars are taught deeply, and the secrets of three lives. Examining the pattern can determine the prosperity of a lifetime; observing the complexion, determining The rest of the year. If it is not a Huayue cultivator, it must be a Chengdu peddler."

That boy seemed to have no roots of wisdom, he was born clumsy and clumsy, unlike his master who at least had a horse, but walked on two backs, it was inevitable to complain after a long time, but he didn't dare to raise his voice, because He hesitated and said:

"It's too late. Master originally said that I will be in Pinggu County today. There is nothing in such a big town. Even if I can't get Xiaoyuan, at least I have a place to rest and eat at an inn. It's good to take a bath and change clothes. I've come all the way. Servant, I was in a hurry to go to the big family’s house in Ximen to do something, I am afraid that the gate may not be able to get in, so I don’t have to let the housekeepers in front of the door see a joke, and I don’t have to slap someone in the world.”

Seeing that Tong'er was just whining and complaining, the Taoist couldn't help saying with an angry face: "What do ignorant fools know? Now that I am an old Taoist, I still owe a little public morality, and I can't be promoted to the rank of immortals in the daytime. I am going to Yanggu County to be a teacher." A good deed, to find a way out for a rich family and a group of beautiful women, to jump out of the fire pit to see through the red dust in the future, is also a little merit for the poor, even a fool like you has some meager blessings, isn't it a good thing to do good deeds and accumulate virtue? Do nothing but complain."

The little Taoist boy seemed to understand half of the master's long speech, because he curled his lips and said: "Your old man said it lightly, but people with mounts don't have legs. I really see that funerals are not afraid of big funerals. Stand up It doesn’t hurt to talk.” The old Taoist was annoyed when he heard the words, and he knocked a torreya on the head of the little Taoist boy with his hand, and said: “I’ll take you, you little bastard who deceived your master and exterminated your ancestors, just take care of me BMW horse."

The little Taoist was not annoyed when he heard the words, but he laughed and said: "Master will lie, but a little donkey is a good horse." The old Taoist snorted and said: "Children What do you know, this is not a little donkey, it is clearly a black-horned mangy unicorn, it is a dragon breed that I have found through untold hardships, and in the future, I will be a master and complete my merits, and when I fly into the sky in the daytime, I want this little one The animal is carrying me to see the Jade Emperor."

The boy saw that his master was not serious and disrespectful, so he didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he just led the little donkey and walked down in a leisurely manner. Unexpectedly, it took only half an hour, and he came outside the gate of Yanggu County.

The boy made a fuss when he saw it and said: "This is really strange, why didn't I see such a big shop when I turned over the mountain just now, but now it seems to have jumped out of nowhere!" The old man twisted his beard and smiled. Said: "Idiot, idiot, I can't see through the method of being a teacher to fly to the sky and shrink the earth." Since Tong'er was a few years old, he was housed by his parents outside the temple gate and became a seasoned apprentice. Now I just don't believe it, and I don't bother arguing with him, thinking in my heart that maybe the mountain road was rugged and cloud-shrouded just now, and I don't know if I saw it wrong with my clumsy eyes.

Because I led the donkey into Pinggu County, I saw that the roads in the county were neat and the houses were in order, but because of the dense population, there are many markets, and there are five elements and eight kinds of businesses.That little Taoist boy has been practicing in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time. How could he have seen such a row of faces? He couldn't help but feel a childish heart, stretched out his hand and pulled the big sleeve of the Taoist priest's robe and said: "Master, master, this is the south that you have been thinking about in your heart." Tianmen? Why is it so romantic and rich? I can’t blame everyone for saying that gods are good. If I really become a god, I can stay here. I’d rather cultivate my moral character and not steal any meat!” When I said this, I suddenly felt that I had missed the point. mouth, hastily stretched out his hand to cover his lips and bowed his head in silence.

When the old Taoist saw his disciple's fallacies, he was so naive, so he felt it was ridiculous, because he stretched out his hand and pointed at the place of wealth and wealth: "You said this is the heaven, but the poor Taoist is looking at it." It's a living purgatory!" At this point, he put the whisk in his hand in front of the Taoist boy, but he saw:

The whole city is full of "spoofing ghosts, false ghosts, treacherous ghosts, big ghosts, daredevils, scumbag ghosts, careful ghosts, begging ghosts, dili ghosts, street calling ghosts, anxious ghosts, plague ghosts, pouring false ghosts , frivolous ghosts, lingering ghosts, black-eyed ghosts, filthy ghosts, warm ghouls, unreasonable ghosts, cheating ghosts, anxious ghosts, mentally ill ghosts, drunk ghosts, pickling ghosts, clever ghosts, anxious ghosts, liar ghosts, Seven oblique ghosts, teasing Qiao ghosts, romantic ghosts, and money-grubbing ghosts, the next one is the king of stunned eyes."

Seeing this, the little boy yelled loudly, dodged behind the master, turned over and got under the ass of the donkey, trembling and not daring to move.Unexpectedly, the little donkey seemed to understand human nature, as if he knew that the boy had said a lot of bad things about him just now, so he raised his hoof and violently pushed the boy out. The street was bustling with people under the blue sky and white sun, and it was still a prosperous and peaceful scene. Because I was speechless secretly, I knew that Master had some supernatural powers in me, but I didn't believe it, so seeing is believing, I'm afraid it is another old way of blinding.

The Taoist saw that the little apprentice was still unwilling to believe, so he could only sigh that his Dao karma was superficial and he hadn't realized it yet, which cannot be forced by personal karma.The two masters and apprentices restrained their whereabouts, and walked straight to Ximen's mansion according to the old Taoist's guidance. When they arrived at the gate of the courtyard, they looked very bold. Now, Ximen Qing has wooed Cai Jing, the treacherous prime minister of the dynasty, and worshiped under his door. Becoming an adopted son, and relying on the money in his hands, he easily obtained the position of being in charge of thousands of households in the criminal court.

Seeing that, the little Taoist boy shuddered and said, "Master, in such a prominent place, how can we small-time scumbag old Taoists who come from poor villages come forward to slap people, I'm afraid the housekeeper's joke will be blasted." You don’t know when you come out.” Seeing the boy turning a corner and scolding himself, the old Taoist stared at him because of blowing his beard and said: “You ignorant bastard, don’t talk about it, you still haven’t stepped forward and handed me my name badge.”

The Tonger took it, and with his lips curled, he reluctantly lingered toward the main entrance, while stammering in his mouth: "I don't dare to go up, I'm afraid I know that people don't care about us, but they call me innocent." Daotong went to slap people, and he was full of kindness and compassion all day long, which made me look down on..." He muttered and didn't know what to say, and somehow his steps were not true when he went up the steps. A horse fell down at the main entrance.

The boy was rubbing his buttocks, and was about to get up and curse a few words, but when he heard the snickering sound of the old man behind him, he knew that it was his master playing tricks on him again. The housekeeper's voice yelled: "Who is making a fool of yourself here? Now my Ximen mansion is full of nobles and delicate guests. If you offend the wives and grandmas, can you afford it?"

The little Taoist priest was plotted against by his master, and he was not in a good mood. Now he heard someone taunting him like this, but he was not very afraid at the time, because he said back: "I can't afford it, but the old man behind me will pay." I can afford it!" Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest behind him was not only not annoyed, but laughed loudly and said, "This is a good apprentice taught by the poor Taoist, congratulations..." The housekeepers didn't know it was him, the master and the apprentice who really had a quarrel , I thought it was uncomfortable to wait for the market rogues to come in groups, because calling a few strong servants to the mansion would give the master and apprentice two good looks.

Although the little Taoist was joking just now, when he heard that he was going to be beaten, his face was ashen and his body was like sifting chaff. He hid behind the ass of the donkey and hugged the old man's waist and shouted: "Master save me! Master save me!" The old man spat when he saw this He said: "Just now I saw that you are stubborn, and you are still my experienced apprentice. How come you have become soft now, and I can't even look down on you."

There was chaos at the head of the door, but a delicate voice behind the screen wall said impatiently: "What's the noise outside? Once you enter the courtyard and hall, you can hear it clearly. The master is talking with the guests, and he heard the outrageous noise outside." Well, let me ask, your janitors are dead people, you won't stop them, any kind of rogue who has settled down dares to come to our house in the downtown area, why don't you send them to the county government and eat him with a hundred killing sticks first? Make sense!"

Those housekeepers were vicious towards him, master and apprentice, but now they softened after hearing the woman's voice, but when they saw the head of the housekeeper approaching the screen wall, they apologized in a low voice: "Sister Chunmei taught me a lesson. What's more, our brothers persuaded the old man a few times, but he didn't want to leave, and because people like us cherish the old and the poor the most, how dare we beat him rashly, not wanting to shock the master and sister My lord, the villain just sent these two shabby hukou away, so that I can teach my sister to do business."

Because he said, he didn't care whether he could see or not in the screen wall, so he hurriedly bowed and bowed.When Chunmei heard this, she calmed down a little. Just as she was about to return to the main room, she heard the old Taoist outside read aloud: "This young lady has good features and a clear bone. She has thin hair and thick eyebrows, so she must have a strong personality; her eyes are sharp and round. , I am impatient. If the roots of the mountain are continuous, you will get a noble husband and give birth to a son; if your forehead is arched, the Lord will wear a pearl crown in his early years. If you walk like a flying fairy, your voice will be clear, and you will get a salary if you benefit from your husband. The left eye is big, and he restrained his father in his early years; the right eye is small, and he restrained his mother when he was one year old. The mole on the left corner of the mouth, the Lord often suffers from chirping disasters; the mole on the right cheek is loved by her husband all his life."

When Chunmei heard this, she was not surprised, she thought to herself that this Taoist priest is so powerful, it is hard to see my face through the screen wall, why can he stop the misfortune of my family in the past, and tell me my appearance... …