[Water Margin Derivatives] Yulou people are drunk with apricot flowers

Seeing this, Meng Yulou twisted his body, avoided him and said, "You're a spoiled brat, don't rush to do it, it's not like I said, you are a man who stands up to the sky, and you have a lot of cum on the outside. With the errands at the gate of the yamen, there are three relatives of yours in the Tokyo imperial court, who can be regarded as crystal heart glass people, why are you so confused about family affairs..."

Ximen Qing saw his concubine praise and criticize him like this, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Sanjie, is she praising me or scolding me? The villain is really stupid... What kind of housework did the villain do wrong? The third sister would beat me or scold me." So, don’t hold back your anger in your heart, it’s not worth it to see that you’re hurting your body.”

Meng Yulou chuckled because it really is better than flowers and flowers, and more fragrant than jade and jade. Ximen Qing was dazzled for a while, and Yulou asked: "The box of golden hairpins sent by your uncle today is the original one. For the sake of Miss Snow, if you feel distressed and refuse to give it, you can send it to the inner house yourself. If you use her body and don’t give her some sweets, who can you put it on? If you don't run on her, she dares to contradict you?"

Ximen Qing laughed and said: "I think it's something important, so it's not worth anything, I think she's just a roommate, and now she's in charge of the kitchen errands, washing and rinsing every day, she doesn't have to dress up What do you want to show off? Besides, I have heard for a long time that the golden ephemeral is a rare item, and I want to give it to your elder sister for storage. When you celebrate your birthday in the future, ask them to take it out, and the six twigs will be worn for you. Once you are in the palace, the empress is the most beautiful."

Meng Yulou chuckled when he heard this, spat and said: "Not quietly? You dare to say such a terrible thing, not afraid that the wind will flash your tongue. I don't have such a delicate fate. It's no fun to wear it for nothing. You If you want to get in touch with your empress, if you have the ability to go to the palace by yourself, I don't dare to control it, but don't bring me down and let me be an innocent person!"

Ximen Qing said with a smile after hearing this: "Nowadays our family is doing business like this, so naturally we can't do what we want, if there is a good luck, we can be as successful as my uncle, even if we spend the night on the dragon bed to play with the maids, it's not difficult after all. We heard that the Buddha of the Western Heaven only wanted gold to pave the ground; the ten halls of the underworld also needed some shackles. All we had to do was to do good deeds with all our private interests, so we made Chang'e, raped Weaver Girl, and abducted Xu Feiqiong. , stole the daughter of the Queen Mother of the West, and I will not lose my fortune."

Hearing what he said, Meng Yulou was really angry and funny, and was about to say a few words to him, when Ximen Qing groaned and said, "My head hurts!" Yulou thought he was joking, and clapped his hands and said, " Isn't it the current world report?"

Who would have thought that Ximen Qingfu would jump up to a height of one foot, fall to the ground and roll with his head in his arms, saying, "I want to die! This is the retribution of a living Bodhisattva!"

Meng Yulou's beautiful face turned pale in fright, and the pearls in his eyes rolled down like broken pearls. He quickly squatted down and supported her husband, crying: "Brother, say something! Why don't you iron the post? You hold on to it!" Come on, my family will order someone to invite the imperial physician." Looking at Ximen Qing again, he was unconscious and passed out.

It is implied in the book that this Meng Yulou is the peony fairy from the upper world who came down to the world. Although the fairy bones were removed by the Erlang Zhenjun, a bit of her spirit has not been lost, and she has hidden in the woman who is also a flower branch. Now Ximenqing In front of her, she said such insane words that slandered the immortals and the Dao, how could she not be punished?Because of this, he had a headache and fainted, but now he has a little tear from Yulou's pity and attitude, and he saved his life.

Yulou now sees that her husband seems to be bewitched by an evil spirit, and her hands and feet are limp in panic, and she is making a fuss when she suddenly sees Xiaoluan go up to the house to take the requiem pills and come back, smiling into the inner room, but seeing Yulou He was helping Ximenqing onto the kang, his face blushed, and he said that his husband and wife wanted to do something and were about to quit, when Yulou saw it and said, "Your master is not good, you go out to the study in front, whether it's Dai'an or not." Whose son is it, order them to set up a car to invite the imperial doctor, it's important!"

After hearing this, Xiaoluan asked in confusion: "Grandma thinks she's drunk? Isn't this good?" Yulou turned around after hearing the words, but saw that Ximen Qing had already woken up, his face was dazed, and he called out. Huangtian Bodhisattva said: "My brother, do you want to frighten the slaves before you are willing to give up? Just now why, you jumped up on the ground well, but you want to scare the slaves to death!"

When Ximen Qing heard asking him, he couldn't change his mind for a moment, he was at a loss, and said for a while: "Yes, just now, for some reason, I was talking with my third sister, when suddenly there was a thunderbolt on the ground, In a trance, I saw a god-like figure chasing him with a magic weapon in his hand, which made me stumble and fall to the ground, unconscious, like a dream."

Hearing this, Yulou frowned slightly and said: "Of course you are the one who slanders monks and Taoism in daily life. The child has no barriers, and he dares to say anything that offends gods and Buddhas. It is important to cultivate your mind and mouth in the future. Don't do this again. From tomorrow, on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, you come to my room to eat some vegetarian food, and sleep in the front study at night. When I return to the temple fair next time, I will tell my elder sister to go to the temple to burn incense and pray for you. I’m afraid it’s okay and I don’t know.”

Ximen Qing was also a little scared after this battle, and quickly nodded in agreement.

The husband and wife cleaned up hastily after eating, and Ximenqing was still in shock, so he slept in Yulou's room. In the middle of the night, when no one was there, he inevitably wanted to do something, so he said a few words to Yulou: "I just collided today, so I have to do this." Indecent things, carefully blame the Bodhisattva, I advise you to settle down and hold the corpse for a while." The Ximen Qing who said it was also a little in awe, and then he stopped his hand in embarrassment, and when Yulou saw this, he felt pity instead, and laughed because he threw himself into his arms "Brother Qing, just sleep, my sister just loves you." Ximen Qingfu became happy again, and the two fell asleep with their necks crossed.

Letting go of how Meng Yulou appeased her husband and not mentioning it, but said that Admiral Yang Jian Yang was reading military books at night under the tent of Xingyuan Commander, and suddenly felt tired for some reason. The eight-ring knife seems to be chasing some villain, when he is about to put the knife down to kill that person, he suddenly feels someone pushing him twice, because he woke up with a start, it was Nan Ke Yimeng, when he watched intently, it was The big girl Hong Yao who has been serving her since she was a child in her own mansion.

Seeing him waking up, he said with a smile: "I brought tea for my master, and I saw that all the military books fell on the ground, and I saw that my father's eyebrows were tightly frowned. I think I had a nightmare?"

Hearing this, Yang Jian said with a smile: "That's right. I don't know what it means to kill someone in a dream." Hong Yao let out an ouch, dropped the cup almost by mistake, and quickly placed it beside the table to take over the table. Said: "I don't want to do a good inner appearance, but I am willing to take on the job of leading the army. If you want me to say, it's nothing more than serving in the inner palace. Although it's more trivial and hard to entertain the ladies, it doesn't cause trouble. When the master and his wife met I was born handsome, with the character of a girl, because I wanted to make my father study for the imperial examination and become a gentleman of Wensheng, but who knew that my father liked to dance with spears and sticks since he was a child, it is a pity for such a good embryo."

When Yang Jian heard the words, he said with a smile: "You girl remembers it so well. That day, I was born with a cinnabar mark on the center of my eyebrows. When I was one year old, a fortune teller came and said that this thing is the eye of the sky, and I am the sage of the upper world." Erlang Zhenjun came to the world, coincidentally, his family name is Yang, because he took this scientific name, I think it is also the reason why I have practiced martial arts since childhood."

After hearing this, Hong Yao laughed and said: "The story of immortals is illusory in the end. I think I'm just tired of throwing away the book for a nap. I'm afraid I'm tired. Why don't I go to bed earlier?" Yang Jian nodded when he heard this, and asked Hong Yao to help him wash and change , still settled alone in the big tent, and had a night's view.

Don't gossip, but after two days, he said that because Meng Yulou agreed to Wu Yueniang and transferred the golden hairpin, he entrusted her to tell Mrs. Xia Qianhu, and the lady of Xia's family told Mrs. Shang Juren to know. The mother-in-law's family was born in an imperial businessman, so how could she be willing to pay attention to the silver, because she promised 300 taels of snow flower pattern silver to ask for this hairpin.

When Yulou heard the reply, she was also happy in her heart. She tidied up quickly and asked Yueniang to send it to Shangjuren's wife.

But on this day, Yueniang was doing needlework with Yulou's boudoir, sitting and talking, the eldest girl Yuxiao came in, holding a post in her hand, followed by a young servant and a girl, both of whom were ten years old, Still a bunch of childish.

Yue Niang smiled and said, "Whose child is this? I'm sorry to see you." Yu Xiaoyin replied, "It's Mrs. Shang Juren who posted a post, asking Grandma and Grandma to visit her home."

The young boy said: "Our grandma pays a lot of visits to Grandma Ximen, saying that now that the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, we will invite a small show in the garden of our home, and invite the wives and grandma who are close on weekdays to enjoy the flowers and drink, and invite Grandma Ximen Grandma appreciates the honor, if other grandmas are willing to come, just follow along, but please be sure to bring the third grandma, our grandma will thank you in person for the favor of parting."

Wu Yueniang nodded and smiled after hearing this: "Your grandma is too polite, you go back and tell her a lot, just say that I know, and you must have brought our third sister there for a stroll, but I don't know if your family has a wine treat. For what reason?"

The little girl at the bottom heard it, and because she stepped forward to give her a blessing, she said: "Just because this year is in the spring, our grandma just invites all the grandmas to come and sing the No. [-] drama for a day, and give our uncle an omen .”

Yueniang nodded and smiled when she heard the words: "Your uncle and grandma can be said to be in harmony with each other. Since she has such a devout mind, she doesn't worry that your uncle won't win three yuan in a row this time. Since it's so bad, you go back and say, I will take it with you." The third sister is going to bother your grandma a lot that day."

Because he said, he ordered Yuxiao to reward the boy with five hundred dollars and a sweat towel for the girl, and asked him to bring a plate of snacks for the two of them before sending them out.

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