Everything is good except for the acting

Have you ever seen a sheep get electrocuted?The female guest's reaction made Zhou Zhi think of this sentence.

The other party trembled, shook his hand, and dropped a lot of things.Wasabi-flavored clubbing crisps, Kinder fun, shrimp crackers... everything is there.

I really can't see that the man has already taken so much.Why didn't I see it just now.

It's rare to be cute, but the effect is not as expected.Zhou Zhi hurriedly picked up the things and handed them back to the female guest, he couldn't help but mutter in his heart: the reaction is too exaggerated.

The female guest didn't answer and stared at her for a long time behind the sunglasses.

The reflective mirror can only see the eyes that accompany the smile, which is very sincere.Zhou Zhi couldn't figure out whether the other party was really blind or angry for a while, so he had to send the things forward.

"I also like the mustard crunchy..."

As soon as she finished speaking, the female guest adjusted her glasses, turned around and left.

Zhou Zhi was confused and put the snacks back where they were.

The one in sheep's clothing could be a wolf or a hedgehog.

Going to the cashier counter to order some final oden, the whole family looked outside and asked: "That woman just now must not be a big star, she went out wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night."

A big star runs the whole family to buy snacks?

Zhou Zhi smiled: "Maybe it's because of crying eyes and not wanting to be seen by others. Think about it, big stars must have assistants, so shouldn't assistants do errands? Assistants get paid for nothing."

The whole family nodded: "That's right, the capitalists always want to drain your last drop of blood."

Zhou Zhi simply ate and chatted, "It would be nice to have double salary."

When it came to doubling the salary, the younger brother of the whole family smiled foolishly, and said after a while: "But, that person looks familiar."

look familiar?She was wrapped up meticulously, even if her own mother was in front of her, Zhou Zhi felt that she might not be able to recognize her.

"Could it be some Internet celebrity?" The whole family's younger brother is still looking forward to it.

It must be that it is too lonely to go to work alone on the first night of the new year, and it is so cold outside.Zhou Zhi kindly explained: "Usually when Internet celebrities come and go, they will definitely choose a place to take selfies. Does that person take selfies?"

The whole family shook their heads, and the female guest turned back after entering the door, and didn't look for various angles to take selfies.At last he sighed and said, "I thought there would be an adventure."

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I felt inappropriate, and hurriedly said: "Actually, it can be regarded as an adventure."

Zhou Zhi burst out laughing, stuffing the remaining fish balls into his mouth in two or three bites.My family knows their own affairs. Compared with the fashionable female guest in sheepskin, this thick jacket and Lei Feng hat make her look like a visitor from Tianshan Mountain.If you take off the hat, I'm afraid this little brother will be shocked.

The two were chatting and laughing, they never expected that there would indeed be an adventure tonight.

The female passenger sat in the Audi and took off her sunglasses, revealing a pair of wonderful eyes and half of her beautiful face.If the two had watched Tomato TV's New Year's Day New Year's Eve Gala a few hours ago, they would have discovered that the female guest was Fang Jiang, the guest who sang a song at the New Year's Eve Gala.

It's not uncommon for film and television stars to sing on shows. In the past, they were actors and actors sang. Now it's you who are popular and you are on the show.Everything is a technical issue, and there is no need for stars to worry about it.Stars and their agents just have to figure out where to go this year.

During the holidays, every satellite TV has to compete for which program the popular star will participate in.Fang Jiang is relatively simple here. Everyone knows that she has already made a rule that she will stay in Shanghai during the New Year and will not leave.For her, there are only two options. If the conditions are suitable, she can participate in Tomato TV or other local TV programs, and if the conditions are not suitable, she can go home and rest.This year, the leaders of the station said hello, and she will sing "Fulfillment of Wishes" originally sung by Chen Shuhua at the evening.Asking herself this song, she really feels it, and she can do it.

Do not blow or black.The real singing is at the level of karaoke, and the fake singing is at the level of studio records.

There was a clip circulated on the Internet, in which various popular stars and traffic florets performed live in variety shows.In all honesty, compared to most people's "five yuan a song" level, Fang Jiang is definitely at the level of cash drawers or pure K in Taipei.

Assistant Song Yuan saw the boss coming out empty-handed, with an unhappy expression on his face, the coldness in his eyes was more freezing than the cold air outside, thinking that she was being harassed, so he immediately sat up straight and asked, "Teacher Fang, what happened?"

Fang Jiang sat down, took off his jacket, and said fiercely: "The plan was sabotaged, but it didn't work. That person didn't know what he was doing. He didn't eat, drink, sleep at home during the Chinese New Year, and went to a convenience store to buy something. What? Didn’t the family prepare the New Year’s supplies in advance, eat less and drink less, so they have to come out. Why are you in such a hurry, condoms!”

Song Yuan coughed lightly.Be careful, be careful, Mr. Fang.

"I'm just complaining. How long have you been with me? I don't know that I have the tightest mouth outside. Huh, that person's head and face are covered well, and the mask covers his face, so he can't see what he looks like. Tell me, will you It will be a paparazzi." If Fang Jiang's senior fans saw this tricky look, they would all be surprised.Is this still the intellectual goddess Fang in their minds?

Song Yuan gasped. "Male and female?"

Fang Jiang glanced at her sideways, "Female."

Song Yuan was a little relieved. "That shouldn't be a paparazzi."

"You are sexist, can't women be paparazzi?"

"Then do you think she is?"

"What is it? I think that person is crazy. She deliberately walked in front of me, looked at me several times, and made a strange noise, which made me lose all my things." Fang Jiang's tone was annoyed, as if the things she just threw were not The snacks that were meant to be stolen were gold bricks.

Song Yuan's heart that had just let go hangs in his throat again. "You, you, Teacher Fang, did you take it?"

It's okay if you don't ask, Fang Jiang will be even angrier if you ask. "Of course not! I finally made up my mind and broke the boat. It's a matter of success or failure, but it was destroyed by someone! Do you think that person recognized me?"

Under the covetous eyes, naturally he couldn't do it.

She's bored, she's bored, she wants to make trouble, but she's not stupid.

"The well-known artist Fang Jiang was arrested for theft on the first night of the Lunar New Year" is too late to appear in the trending search.It would be fine if she stole the heart of the ocean.Yu Ji inquired, what did Teacher Fang steal?Chocolate, chewing gum, shrimp crackers, clubbing crisps... She can't afford to lose face.

"It's okay, it's okay." The assistant covered his chest and smashed his mouth, looking as if he was still in shock.If this kind of thing really happened, she would definitely be hacked to death by her manager Meng Shizhen.Teacher Fang was merciful, and her job was saved.

Fang Jiang disliked, "Coward. What are you afraid of? I didn't take it. If that person has the courage to expose it, we said that we will play a thief in the future. We are trying to figure out the role. It is caused by being too deep into the play. Hmph, that person once It’s not a good thing to look at, cover your head and hide your face, maybe she also wants to steal something.”

After the shock, Song Yuan finally remembered to start the car.Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and Fang Jiang only has one performance on satellite TV. She sent her driver Xiao Liu home early for the New Year. She is both an assistant and a driver. After sending Fang Jiang home, her Spring Festival holiday officially began.

After complaining, Fang Jiang finally calmed down, leaning on the back seat in a daze, with a demure appearance just like Teacher Fang in front of the camera, as if those words just now did not come from her mouth.It's really hard for her to maintain a cool and intellectual personality in front of the media as always.

Song Yuan unconsciously smiled slightly. The elegant and intellectual Teacher Fang is fascinating, and the outspoken Teacher Fang is also lovable. Even fans "Jiang Tang" who see Fang Jiang like this will fall for her.

Before taking this job, Song Yuan never thought that Teacher Fang would be such a teacher.As if she had never thought about it, Fang Jiang greeted every staff member with a smile a moment ago. As soon as he walked out of the broadcast hall, he put on a mask that covered most of his face. Before he reached the door, his face was pulled down.

From beginning to end, a capital mourning.

Who would have thought that TV drama queen Fang Jiang's daily psychological barrage is: boring.

boring.Filming is boring, variety shows are boring, and commercials are even more boring.I have been in the entertainment industry for 12 years. At the beginning, I felt that the industry was grotesque and colorful, filled with all kinds of handsome men and beautiful women. Every day there were different goofy dramas staged. I never thought that now all of them have become three words: boring.

I don't know what those people in front of the TV watch so enthusiastically, boring dialogue, empty plot, weak acting, either fools love fools or fools don't love fools, even hoarse voices seem so hypocritical.

Fang Jiang occasionally passed by and listened to it, and got goose bumps all over his body.

What the hell, what the hell.

Since then, she has resolutely refused to watch the movies and TV shows she acted in.

Noticing that Fang Jiang sat up and fiddled with his phone for a while, at the intersection of red lights, Song Yuan called, "Teacher Fang?"

"There are no rumors about me on the rivers and lakes. Tonight is safe." I searched around on Weibo, but I didn't see any content related to my family just now.Fang Jiang raised his eyebrows, "Don't worry, the job is saved, Shi Zhen won't ask you to leave. Hey, Xiaoyuan, that person didn't recognize me just now, I'm already out of breath."

He knew her, but she felt that he had ulterior motives, and he didn't recognize her, so she blamed that man for not being able to see Mount Tai.Song Yuan, who was completely relieved, didn't care about Fang Jiang's arrogance at all. "Mr. Fang, your attire is too deceptive. Even if everyone's beloved Grandpa Mao is dressed like you, no one will recognize you."

Fang Jiang touched his lamb wool coat and praised it for its comfortable feel. "Hey, Xiaoyuan, that girl just made a weird noise at me."

"What strange noise?"

Fang Jiang learned it from memory, and it was vivid.

Song Yuan couldn't hold back her laughter, but Fang Jiang asked her, "What are you laughing at? What's so funny. What does that person mean? Is it because she has some kind of... weird problem that is out of control?"

"Teacher Fang...she is dubbing for you."

"Dubbing? What's the voice... I will..." Fang Jiang had a sudden realization, the woman bleating was treating her like a sheep.Be a sheep! "Xiaoyuan, drive back, drive back, let that woman see clearly. How am I like a sheep? It's obviously a tiger going down the mountain, hum."

"Yes, yes, Teacher Fang, you are a tiger in sheep's clothing. That person is blind and cannot see."

"Yes, it is blind, blind man."

In the middle of the night during the Spring Festival, the streets were empty, and Song Yuan increased his speed to eighty yards.While paying attention to the situation on both sides of the road, she couldn't help thinking: whoever said that Teacher Fang's acting skills are poor, and that people who are formerly intellectual and others are willful, such a spiritual seamless connection, such as impersonal split, are excellent acting skills.If Teacher Fang collaborates with her favorite author one day... Just thinking of this possibility, Song Yuan stepped on the gas pedal excitedly.

"Xiaoyuan, slow down, don't rush, obey the traffic rules."

"Yes, sorry. Teacher Fang, where are you going tonight?"

where to goEver since his parents divorced and each had a place of residence, Fang Jiang was faced with this question every year: where to go.

"Go home." Fang Jiang said.She's not going anywhere.