Everything is good except for the acting

Big stars are crazy.

Ever since I saw the author of Xiaopo in the Japanese grocery store that day, I have gone completely crazy.A usually gentle person who just smiles at everyone he sees.It's good now, and he can't help but smile every now and then, as if something really good happened.This is true in front of Meng Shizhen and Song Yuan, and it is also true in front of others.

Even the make-up artist said: Teacher Fang's good news is coming soon.

Meng Shizhen would rather that her good news is near, than when there is nothing wrong, she will laugh at an egg, laugh, and not stop.

This is not crazy, what is it, stupefied!

Meng Shizhen is 45 years old this year, and has brought countless artists. She has seen countless mirrors in the industry. With her wide knowledge, she is also the first artist who laughs crazy when she sees a bald head.

Yes, that damn bald head.

Fortunately, Fang Jiang has professional ethics and devotes himself fully to work, and he didn't burst out laughing suddenly when he was filming commercials and movies.Otherwise, Meng Shizhen would have to hack Song Yuan to death first, and then hack to death that little poor author.

The author of Xiao Po still has the face to dislike Fang Jiang's poor acting skills. Just seeing the peeling eggs and laughing at work, you can see Fang Jiang's superb acting skills.In front of the camera, she didn't have a smile at all, and when she walked out of the camera, she laughed so hard that she didn't have the charm of an intellectual beauty.

Meng Shizhen ruthlessly threw the egg into the trash can.What's so ridiculous?What a joke!

The assistant, Song Yuan, was even more stupid, actually laughing with her, and asked her: Did Teacher Fang think of Shang Que?It's okay if you don't ask, but it's even worse if you ask, the elegant teacher Fang laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh.

Only then did Song Yuan realize that something was wrong, and secretly told Meng Shizhen, "Mr. Meng, something is wrong with Mr. Fang recently."

Meng Shizhen only realized that he didn't smile when he smiled.late.

"Teacher Fang likes to laugh a lot recently. She laughs when she sees shiny and round things. She also likes to eat Mai Lisu. Not only does she eat it by herself, but when reporters and staff ask her if there is something good for her, she invites others to eat Mai Lisu." Lisu. There are rumors on the Internet that Teacher Fang is in a relationship."

After years of various negotiations, magazines, advertisements, events, new films, and new budgets, Meng Shizhen has more than Fang Jiang under his command.She was so busy that she couldn't stop, but Fang Jiang was fine, she would be a moth after a while.It's not depression and anxiety that makes life boring, or it's just laughing every day.

Meng Shizhen felt that he needed to find a counselor to complain.Bitter wow, miserable.

But after thinking about it, it must be Fang Jiangzhen who is in love.If you really think it's funny to be bald, you've been laughing too long. "I've been away for the past two weeks. What's wrong with her? Who did she meet?"

Song Yuan was in a bit of a dilemma. She was a small assistant and only stayed with Fang Jiang during working hours. Fang Jiang liked to be alone when he was not working, and would call her when something happened. "Teacher Fang took part in three shoots and watched a show. The rest of the time was either in the studio or at home. After I sent her home, I didn't know anything about her. It was basically the same as before, and I didn't meet any special people. .Unusual..." There was a small matter, but she didn't know whether it counted or not.

"Say what comes to mind." Any clues should not be let go.In fact, Meng Shizhen didn't believe that Fang Jiang would fall in love secretly without telling her, unless she didn't know that she was in love at all.Meng Shizhen had also been in love a few times earlier. People in love never leave their mobile phones, and talk about big things like big things.But Fang Jiang didn't do that, he didn't look forward to it with joy.

Song Yuan took out her notepad, "Last week, Teacher Yi asked me to deliver a basket of local eggs. Last week, Teacher Sanfang asked me to deliver a box of oranges when they ate delicious oranges. Last Thursday, Teacher Fang bought a box of Mai Li. Su, ask me to deliver six avocados. Last Sunday, Teacher Fang asked me to deliver a box of kiwis, and then said forget it, I bought a box of kiwis myself..." After reading this, Song Yuan was a little terrified, and looked at it quickly. A glance at Meng Shizhen's expression.

Meng Shizhen closed his eyes, "Why buy kiwi fruit?"

"Ms. Fang sent the box of kiwis away, and she even painted a face on the kiwis."

"What is face painting?"

Song Yuan gestured to her, one circle, two eyes, one nose and one mouth.

"Who are they all delivered to? Her parents?"

Song Yuan hesitated, "No, give it to Shang Que."

Meng Shizhen opened his eyes, "Who is Shang Ze?"

"Da Da." Song Yuan whispered, "It's Da Da."

"Big? What big? Grandpa?" Damn, Meng Shizhen finally realized that Song Yuan's big is that damn bald author.That bald head, that bald head, is almost as destructive as Wu Meiniang in Ganye Temple.

"Are you saying that Fang Jiang has a connection with the one who broke the text?"

Song Yuan shook his head desperately, for the sake of his beloved Da Da. "I didn't want anything. The first time I asked for the address."

"you again."

Who knew there would be so many next times. "Can I stop what Teacher Fang is going to do?"

"You could tell me from the start."

"Boss Meng, can you stop him?"

"I, I can at least know what she is going to do!"

Song Yuan felt it was his duty to defend Fang Jiang. "Other people go shopping, buy, buy, or have various romantic relationships. Teacher Fang has no other hobbies. At most, she thinks Shang Que's bald head is fun." When it comes to bald heads, she also wants to laugh, but what does Shang Que think? ah.Good little girl, I have to shave my head bald.

Meng Shizhen glared at her: "What are you laughing at? It's so funny? Funny, she's Professor X, funny! Crazy." As he spoke, the jaw-dropping moment in the grocery store that day appeared in front of his eyes.To be honest, there are quite a few bald-headed women in the show business circle, but most of them are bald-headed and have flowery arms. It is rare to see the kind who write essays, with big eyes flickering, innocent and innocent. .

Song Yuan muttered: "Shang has said several times not to send anything."

"Oh, one side is Da Da, and the other is the boss. You listen to the boss and not Da Da, you are a fake reader."

"The boss is easy to talk to." Whoever pays the salary listens to whomever, and after taking the salary to send money to the boss, it is so real.

"It's easy to talk, it's cheap and good-looking, doesn't it mean she doesn't eat those things?!" Helping your own people, every mistake is the fault of others, accepting is wrong, and rejecting is also wrong. "Where's Fang Jiang? I'm going to find her, what the hell is going on?"

Zhou Zhi who took away the things also regretted that there should be no first time in everything, and it was because of Song Yuan's face.What did Song Yuan say?Fang Jiang wanted to thank her.But is this thanks?A basket full of eggs painted with various faces, called Xie?All she saw was sarcasm, mockery, and a little nervousness.

Isn't it just to laugh that she is bald.Isn't it because he refused to tell her why she was bald.The big star tried every means to laugh at her.It's not that the current celebrities are very busy, flying around for various activities, endorsements, making plays, earning money, and making troubles. I didn't expect to be so leisurely.

Getting his hat off that day was no different from being stripped naked and running naked, Zhou Zhi went home angrily.As soon as I got home, I embraced the bar that greeted her warmly and complained.

"Meet a thirteen o'clock woman, it's okay to be bad-tempered, she's hands-on, she's nothing to pull my hat. I thought she was a pack of octopus for 35 yuan! I should take you there. Next time I see her, Bite her, bite her hard."

"I am so angry!"

I am angry, but in fact, none of the expected consequences of being seen bald.

She has been bald for two and a half years, and she didn't cover it up so well at the beginning. Some passers-by saw her pointing, and even the fruit sellers in the community called her out.

——I can't think about it, is this going to become a monk?

——Why are you so weird!

Shaving a bald head is regarded as a monster by those people.

But Fang Jiang didn't, neither did Meng Shizhen and Song Yuan.After the initial astonishment, there was a short laugh, and soon Fang Jiang closed his smile and asked her: "Are you...are you..."

The sudden solemnity made Zhou Zhi suddenly understand what the other party meant, asking her what kind of disease required chemotherapy, tumor, cancer, or something else.

She quickly denies, "I'm not, I'm healthy."

After speaking, he grabbed his hat, put it on his head, and fled in a hurry.

After running downstairs to catch a few breaths, she asked herself: What are you running for?

Until that night before going to bed, Zhou Zhi felt that this matter had come to an end, and that she and the big star would no longer have any interaction.What happened during the day was like a dream, weird and unreal, maybe after a few days it would become a fun thing to talk about with people, but I don’t know if others will regard her as a liar.After all, no one would believe that a big star would be so indescribable.

At [-] o'clock, I received a WeChat message from a person named "Jiang Jiang", whose profile picture was a yellow bump.

Jiang Jiang: Why did you shave your head?

It was only then that Zhou Zhi realized that she and Fang Jiang had added WeChat to each other during the day when they were arguing violently.

"What kind of experience is it to add WeChat with a big star?" she asked herself.

"Thank you for the invitation. I'm vain, I'm eager to get to the last post on Moments." She answered herself.

After a while, he added: "The big star's profile picture is hard to describe. Visually, it looks like a piece of ginger with long horns."

Suppressing the desire to save Ginger's profile picture and search for the source of the picture, Zhou Zhi focused on the dialog box.

Why do you shave your head?

It's a long story, she doesn't want to satisfy the curiosity of big stars.

Zhou Zhi called first: It's none of your business.

You're welcome, delete it.

He called again: There is no reason, just cut and cut.

Too blunt, delete.

Replay: This is a story that needs to be told continuously for three days and three nights. Do you have three days and three nights?No.I'll tell you when I have it.

Too greasy, delete it.

"The other party is inputting" appeared at the top of the dialog box, and the state lasted for 10 minutes.

Zhou Zhi wanted to laugh.

Jiang Jiang: The PPT was done with great care, I will read it several times carefully, thank you.

Zhou Zhi blushed, her original intention was not here.

During the day, the image of the big star's eyes flashing with tears instantly appeared in her mind, proud, stubborn and unwilling.

In fact, if you think about it, big stars are not that bad, they are better than other flowers and plants.At least the face is real, there are many micro-expressions, the face is not stiff at all, isn't it?

Just about to apologize to the big star, the other party sent a moving picture.

A group of eggs sat in a row, and one egg said: "Look, the fifth egg has fluffy hair."

The egg on the side said: It's so scary!

The egg below booed: Look, it is the fifth one.

Egg: How scary.

The fluffy egg said: Get out, I am a kiwi.

An embarrassing smile froze on his lips, Zhou Zhi cursed, and replied: Hehe.