99 ways to win over your girlfriend

On this day, Cai Cai got up early, fried egg pancakes for Xiao Yu, soaked milk and oatmeal, left a small note and slipped away.Baby Yu is not in a good mood recently, probably because he is on fire, and everything is not pleasing to the eye. Cai Cai knows that he is wrong, so he doesn't want to touch it.

The cause of the incident was that when the two of them were playing a few days ago, she had a whim and wanted to hear Xiao Yu's most mysterious voice.

Xiao Yu's temperament is relatively high and cold, usually even if he is happy, he is just moaning and suppressing tightly.And that night, Cai Cai was determined to let her release her true self, so she tried her best, worked 12 points, and finally got the beautiful woman to speak.

How should I put it, Cai Cai can wet the sheets just by listening to that voice.The personality of the domineering president, Bingshan Beauty, has completely collapsed, leaving only a delicate and exquisite sheep voice, like Eve who tasted apples for the first time, with shyness, romance and innocence.

Cai Cai was so excited, it was like opening the door to a new world, so that every time she loved her, she asked Xiao Yu to be herself, and even when she was coaxing her to sleep, she had to use a soft and cute sheep voice, and she had to call her "" husband".

Xiao Yu was so ashamed and angry that she almost ran away from home on the grounds of "domestic violence", and even abstained from sex for a full 14 hours as a serious protest against this unreasonable regime.

So, in order to appease the little cutie who lost her voice, Cai Cai sneaked out under the guise of going to meet a client, planning to buy her a "surprise" gift.

I heard that there is a new and fashionable sex toy store on Jinling Henglu, so Cai Cai took a taxi here early in the morning.The early bird gets the worm...the night is full of fun again!Thinking of this, she almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

The small shop is very hidden, sandwiched between a coffee shop and a flower shop, in a long and narrow alley, with a dilapidated small door.Normally, Cai Cai would definitely not notice this place, she would only think it was the kitchen or the back door of the cafe, if it wasn't for the friends in the group who spared no effort to send location, coordinates, navigation, house number, she almost missed it.

When I went in, I found that there was something wrong.The whole store is in the shape of a gourd, the door is the gourd mouth, the cash register is a small gourd, and the real core is the "toys" that fill the belly of the big gourd.

Cai Cai can be regarded as having seen the world. I think that when I bought jump/eggs, I went to a certain treasure and a certain cat. I have carefully studied each product. It is playable, durable, easy to use, and easy to operate. No, whether it is easy to clean, whether it is cost-effective or not, in short, she thinks she is already half an expert in this field.

However, until today, she did not know how big the world is.A corner of the Internet is just a sesame seed in the world, and I am a poor frog at the bottom of the well.

Men left and women right, not only in the bathroom, but also in adult supplies stores.The shopkeeper is an old lady, about 50 years old, a little fat, wearing a shiny silk nightgown, lying on the sofa watching The Legend of the White Lady.

Seeing Cai Cai come in, she gasped, "Newcomer?"

Cai Cai nodded shyly: "A friend introduced me."

"Which one to buy?"

"For women."

"Oh..." The aunt dragged out a long ending sound, "How do you want to play?"

Wow she asked so directly!People are so ashamed!Cai Cai's heart was thumping like a little deer: "It's all...it's fine."

The aunt suddenly showed a stunned expression: "Do you need a recommendation?"

"I want it." Cai Cai nodded hastily.

The aunt paused the TV, then stood up slowly, and walked slowly to the shelf on the right: "Are you the one above or the one below?"

"Above!" Cai Cai said without hesitation, and then suddenly thought of some, emmm, actions, and felt that it would be better not to lie, so he added, "Occasionally... occasionally also below."

"Do you usually use finger cots?" the aunt asked again.

"Occasionally..." Auntie Wow is very understanding, this is what an expert should have!

"Where's the oil?"

"No..." Tch, whoever uses that, just kiss it casually.

The aunt asked some more questions about daily habits, Cai Cai blushed and told the truth.

"Let's play this, it's suitable for beginners." The aunt threw her a small milky white box, "880, the manual is inside, if you don't understand, you can ask me on WeChat."

"It's so expensive??" Cai Cai thought that he might have entered a black shop?

"Imported in original packaging." The aunt rolled her eyes, "You want a cheaper one, don't you?" As she spoke, she casually threw a smaller rose-red box over, "Here, this one, 80."

"...What is this?" Cai Cai asked.

"Same as the white one."

"The same? Why is the price so different?"

"Quality determines the price!" Auntie looked like you are so stupid that I really don't want to talk to you, "It's just the same shape, but the material texture is different. The white one is softer, fuller, and more powerful. It's easy to use. Also more comfortable."

"...So what exactly is it?"

"Thousand rolls comb."

"what?"

"It's in the shape of a comb, it's fun, and it's sold very well in the past two years." The aunt said sincerely, "Girl, all I do is repeat business, and I never cheat. Besides, nothing is worth a penny." You get what you pay for? If you want to play, don’t think it’s expensive. If you want to have fun and want to be cheap, just do it yourself and have enough food and clothing.”

What she said made sense, and Cai Cai couldn't refute for a while: "Then... how to use it?"

"Read the manual." The aunt lay back on the sofa again.

"That's it?" Cai Cai hugged the box with a dazed expression on his face.

"Otherwise? Do you want me to teach you by hand? That will cost extra." The aunt turned her head and gave her a wink, "However, since you look good, I can give you a half discount. "

"No no no no no," Cai Cai shook his head like a rattle, paid the money quickly, and then ran out of the gourd house like flying.

……

There was a small coffee shop next door, Cai Cai sat down in a corner and ordered a mojito.She was in a complicated mood at the moment, like a thief, she had to drink a glass of ice water to calm down first.

The little white box was lying quietly in her arms, and Cai Cai wanted to take it out to study it several times, but he was not ashamed.Finally, when there was no one around, she mustered up the courage, put the box on the table, and quietly admired it.

The milky white box is very delicate and cute, like a freshly made daffodil, which is very cute.The seal is disposable, and an anti-counterfeiting mark is attached to it.The brand is elegant, with a string of English on the back, and then a small + sign.

After taking a sip of the mojito, um, it was very cold, very refreshing, and taking advantage of this refreshing energy, she opened the box in one go.

The first thing that catches the eye are two manuals, one in Japanese and one in Chinese and English. Well, the details are perfect.Then I opened the Chinese and English book and looked at it... emmm, stimulate local nerves, promote blood circulation, and thus regulate endocrine?Cai Cai had a hellish expression, boss, did you misunderstand me?I bought it for sex, not for treatment!

Just about to take out the comb entity to continue researching, suddenly!Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted the two people who just walked past outside the store... somehow familiar?Seems to be?Yang Xiaoxiao?But the other one is definitely not Mu Chen, but more like...

Cai Cai immediately put down the box and chased him out.

There were two people in front of them, holding hands, with the same small heads and big bellies, walking in all directions, like two pregnant women.

Of course Yang Xiaoxiao is pregnant, but Minister Li is not.

Yang Xiaoxiao?And Minister Li?Holding hands?Cai Cai felt that his brain was not enough.

The two quickly walked to the alley where Cai Cai came out just now, and a bicycle suddenly rushed out!

"Be careful!" Minister Li had sharp eyesight and quick hands, grabbed Yang Xiaoxiao and yanked her back!Shocked, the latter fell into the arms of the former with a frightened expression on his face.

"Your eyes are on your back?" Minister Li cursed, "You don't look at the road when you ride a bicycle? Are you blind? You can afford to scare my son!"

The bicycle has been ridden a long way, and I don't know if I have heard his nagging.

But Cai Cai heard it.

Excuseme? ? ?son? ? ?

Before he had time to digest this information, he saw Minister Li carefully helping Yang Xiaoxiao, squatting down with difficulty, putting his head on the latter's stomach, and rubbing it lightly: "My dear son, are you scared? Don't be afraid, ha. Dad scolded the bad guy for you."

Yang Xiaoxiao looked at him kindly with an aunt's smile, and drew circles on the top of his bald head with her right hand.

Then Minister Li stood up again and took Xiaoxiao's hand: "Are you all right?"

"It's okay," Xiaoxiao shook her head and said, "Don't get excited."

"How can you not be excited! If this bastard grandson scares my son, see if I don't clean him up!"

"Isn't this frightening?" Xiaoxiao said angrily.

"Yes, yes, the daughter-in-law is pregnant, and the daughter-in-law is amazing." Minister Li said with a smile, and then kissed Yang Xiaoxiao's round face.

Xiaoxiao's pretty face blushed: "Pay attention to the occasion."

Minister Li hurriedly put away his idiot-like expression, and led Yang Xiaoxiao uprightly to continue walking into the alley.

In fact, the voices of the two were very low, and most of them were guessed by Cai Cai based on their mouth shapes.But Cai Cai has always been known as the Little Fairy of Mouth Shapes, and her ability to read and write has been cultivated since she was a child, and she has hardly made any mistakes.

So seeing them turning into the alley, Cai Cai became anxious!It felt like I was about to miss a hundred million!

no!Gotta keep up!She thought so, and ran away.

At this time, there was a fresh and loud voice from the lady in the coffee shop behind me:

"Miss, your jump/egg!"

Cai Cai staggered and almost fell.