99 ways to win over your girlfriend

Xiao Yu listened to the recording played from Cai Cai's cell phone, her face was so gloomy that water dripped out.

At that time, the two were looking at the chat records between Liu Shuangshuang and Minister Li, when a message popped up on the homepage—an audio file from Zheng Xiaohua, with a big "love" emoji attached to it.

Xiao Yu let out a sneer of "hehe".

Cai Cai trembled in fright.

"Turn on." Xiao Yu said, his tone so cold that he didn't look like a living person.

Cai Cai stretched out his hand tremblingly, and opened it tremblingly.

Although I had already confessed the whole incident to Her Lady Queen when I first came back, I also implicitly expressed the hidden emotion of "she seems to like me a little bit but I don't like her at all".

But after all, it came from my own mouth, and the content was more or less filtered. It is far less straightforward than the direct "you are cute", "I like you", "give me a chance" and "fair competition" in the recording.

Oh, by the way, there are countless "kiss me".

"Yu, baby Yu..." The strong desire to survive made Cai Cai jump up from the sofa immediately, hugged Xiao Yu and began to howl loudly, "Listen to my explanation! Listen to my explanation!"

With a sullen face, Xiao Yu struggled to pull her hand away: "Needless to say anything else, just explain the application scenarios of each 'kiss me'."

"Okay, okay." Cai Cai nodded repeatedly.

"Then what does the 'you continue' in another woman's mouth in the recording refer to?"

"..." Cai Cai remembered that charming posture and that very unfortunate "kiss"... What a crime!

Seeing her hesitation, Xiao Yu burst into flames!

"The surname is Cai!" she roared!

"Here!" Cai Cai was so frightened that he almost rolled to the ground.

"You give me a complete and honest account again! Don't miss a single thing!"

"Yes!"

"If you discover any concealment again! Don't even think about being on it in the future!"

"Obey! My wife!"

So one of the two stood like a student who made a mistake; the other sat like a master coaching the whip. The former was trembling, while the latter frowned.One spoke carefully, and the other listened carefully. After an hour of recalling and elaborating, the whole thing finally "reappeared yesterday".

Except for the kiss frame.

"Hey, we have a dinner appointment." At the end of the hearing, Xiao Yu's raging anger finally subsided, but there was an indescribable feeling in his heart, he didn't know whether it was anger or sourness.

"I want to go with you. I have chosen the place, and it's in Li Ran's shop." Cai Cai quickly expressed his heart to show his loyalty.

"I'm going? I'm going, that Zheng Xiaohua hates me to death." Xiao Yu snorted coldly.

"Then...you're not going?" Cai Cai asked tentatively.

Xiao Yu got up and was ready to go to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife.

"Just kidding, just kidding," Cai Cai quickly reached out and hugged her from behind, "Daughter-in-law, I'm just out of courtesy, thinking that she helped, and I'm the person in charge of Jiaruinuo, I'm out of reason It's okay to invite a meal, and it's at Li Ran's place, she can't do anything to me."

"You still want her to do something to you?" Xiao Yu pretended to make a move.

"No, no, no, I just want to be with you, to treat you, to be treated by you~~~" Cai Cai felt a fire burning in front of him, and the tighter he hugged him, the more intense the fire would be. "Baby Yu, are you angry or in heat? Why is your body so hot?"

"Shut up!" Xiao Yu was extremely ashamed and annoyed.She was just jealous, but for some reason, the more she thought about it, the more sour she became.

"Hey, don't be angry." Cai Cai turned her face over with a funny face, and saw a prosperous and beautiful face dripping with blood, with her mouth pouted and her brows furrowed, as if she was about to cry or not.

Damn, it's so tempting!Cai Cai almost couldn't resist turning into a big bad wolf.

"Baby Yu, don't worry, you will always be the only one here, you will always be the only one." Cai Cai said, grabbing Xiao Yu's hand and placing it on his chest, feeling the rhythmic beating of the heart inside. , as if making the most solemn oath, "Did you hear that? Baby Yu, unless my heart stops beating, it will never stop loving you."

"Hmph." Xiao Yu snorted, but that voice was obviously no longer cold as before, but a lot more shy.

Cai Cai laughed: "Then, next, let me prove to you with practical actions what /love is." After finishing speaking, she hugged Xiao Yu with a whimper, hummed a little song, and walked to the bedroom.

Well, just do it.

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……

Xiao Yu has a fever.

Cai Cai knelt beside the bed, wanting to slap herself hard.Angry with your sister!Send / love your sister!Hot hammer!My daughter-in-law has a fever!She thought she was having sex!What the hell... damn it!

After the passion, Xiao Yu fell into a deep sleep, the sweat on his forehead was fine and dense, and the temperature on his body was rising steadily. Fortunately, Cai Cai didn't want to get into his head and continued to mess around. Instead, he took out the thermometer suspiciously... Damn, 38.9 Spend!

Damn!idiot!idiot!bed bugs!She kept cursing herself in her heart, then took out the anti-fever stickers and put them on Xiao Yu, and went to the bathroom to get a basin of warm water, ready to wipe her daughter-in-law's body and physically cool down.

Fortunately, she had already taken off her naked body just now, and Xiao Yu's body was not covered with strands at this time, so it was convenient to wipe off.Cai Cai twisted the gauze towel, gently from top to bottom, inch by inch, carefully, without any desire/thought in her heart, like a devout believer, pure and natural.

After wiping for about 30 minutes, Cai Cai measured the temperature again.

38.5.

it works!Cai Caixin was overjoyed, and was about to change the basin of water to continue wiping, when she suddenly remembered that her mother once said that physical cooling combined with antipyretics would be more effective.So she quickly took out the medicine box, and anxiously opened it...

expired.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Cai Cai felt that she must have stepped on dog shit today, and the whole day was not going well, with many accidents, it was really annoying.

But there is no other way right now, send it to the hospital or continue rubbing?She thought about it and decided to listen to her daughter-in-law.

"Baby Yu, you have a fever, should we go to the hospital or..."

"Wipe." Xiao Yu said very quietly, but the meaning was very clear.

"Then you go to sleep for a while, I'll go down and buy some anti-fever medicine, and then I'll come back and continue rubbing it for you, okay?" Cai Cai asked again.

"it is good."

There is a 24-hour pharmacy downstairs. Cai Cai thought that if he ran now, 10 minutes before and after should be enough.She glanced at Xiao Yu who was sleeping drowsily on the bed, and felt that there should be no problem with taking a pee, so she grabbed a piece of clothing and put it on her head, picked up her phone and went out.

It was still very cold in the spring night, and the temperature taught Cai Cai to behave as soon as he went out.She trotted all the way to the pharmacy, and told the little sister at the counter about Xiao Yu's situation and the temperature taken twice, and the latter quickly brought out a stack of various medicines at various prices for her to choose from.

"Ask for the most expensive one." Cai Cai didn't have the time to read the instructions.

The little sister had an expression of joy at being taken advantage of: "The most expensive ones may not be right for the symptoms, why don't you buy them all, in case you have a fever with other symptoms next time."

Cai Cai was smiling and MMP in her heart.

When checking out, my little sister said that there was something wrong with the QR code in the store, and I couldn't scan Alipay/Pallet and WeChat, so I could only accept cash.Cai Cai glanced at the nightdress with no pockets and hands with nothing but a mobile phone, and felt that the world was probably about to abandon her.

"Why don't I transfer it to you first, I don't have any money with me, I have a sick person at home, I'm in a hurry..." She was talking when she suddenly heard a familiar voice push the door open.

"Take two boxes of hangover medicine."

There are many taverns in Yulin, including famous ones, unknown ones, those who have made movies, and those who have recorded A/V.

It's normal to come to Yulin, and it's also normal to come to buy anti-alcohol medicine, but at this time, this place, hearing this voice, and seeing this person again, Cai Cai somehow felt that it was abnormal.

If there is such a thing as a heart-to-heart connection in the world, then Cai Cai probably believes it right now.

It's easy for people who come.

Maybe she was "just about" to drink, "just happened" to pass by Xiao Yu downstairs, and "just happened" to come into the pharmacy to buy hangover medicine, and then saw Cai Cai helpless in front of a cash register.

When she heard Cai Cai say "I didn't bring any money", she was about to laugh, but when she heard her say "there is a sick person at home", she couldn't laugh immediately.

She knew where this was, who was downstairs, and when she saw Cai Cai standing here in good health, she naturally knew who was sick.

"What's wrong with Xiao Yu?" She was a little anxious, and her tone was not good.

"What's none of your business?" Cai Cai's tone was even worse.

"I have cash." Yi took out his wallet and pulled out a few hundred-dollar bills, "I'll pay."

"No..." I don't want your money, five simple words, before I could say it, I was interrupted by the cashier girl.

"Not enough." She glanced at the two women, thinking that the sick man must be very handsome.

Quickly gave the money, Yi grabbed the medicine pocket and ran upstairs.

"What are you doing!" Cai Cai was stunned, and immediately chased him out.

The two climbed up to the fifth floor one after the other.

How the hell does this woman run so fast!Cai Cai scolded her mother while panting, saying that as she gets older, her physical strength will decrease!She's already in her 40s and still has this speed. How about if she was a female Bolt when she was young?

"Open the door." Standing at the door, Yi ordered her impatiently.

"Open..." Open NM!Cai Cai originally wanted to answer her like this, but she suddenly thought of another thing.

a very important thing.

A nightdress with no pockets, and hands with nothing but a mobile phone.