99 ways to win over your girlfriend

This time, I slept very soundly. I didn't dream of the midsummer light year when I was a child, and I didn't dream of those days when I fell asleep in class.Maybe it was an hour, maybe a day, as if I just closed my eyes, and now I opened them.

It was still very late at night, and the small alarm clock next to the bed showed 4 o'clock in the morning.It was pitch black outside the window, and the inside of the house was pitch black. Cai Cai sat up habitually, squinted his eyes, yawned and walked to the kitchen with his slippers on.

Opening the bedroom door, the light in the living room was a bit harsh, so she closed her eyes even tighter.Complaining in his mouth that An Ying didn't know to turn off the lights when he left, but he didn't stop at all, but walked skillfully to the front of the refrigerator, opened the door, took water, turned it open, and drank it.

Gulu Gulu... The cold and clear pure water flowed down the throat into the stomach, and the stomach was cool, and the three souls and seven souls finally returned, and there was no sense of chaos before.

"Hic..." She hiccupped contentedly, and the sound was loud and long.

Then turn around and prepare to go to the bathroom again.

The eyes have adapted to the light a little, so they slowly opened.The focal length has not been adjusted properly, the vision has not yet been imaged, and only some outlines can be seen vaguely, but...why...I always feel...as if...something...isn't right?

She frowned, then closed her eyes, rubbed them, and opened them again...

With a bang, the water bottle fell to the ground.

shit.

It's Xiao Yu.

At this time, she was holding a bowl of instant noodles, sitting on the sofa blankly, looking at Cai Cai, motionless.The apple muscles of her cheeks twitched faintly, as if she wanted to laugh, but she didn't, or the thought of laughing was so strong that her facial expression couldn't keep up with her psychological fluctuations.

Cai Cai froze in place, his eyes were dumbfounded, and his face was ashen-colored.

Hallucinations, must be hallucinations.She rolled her eyes vigorously, then walked back to the bedroom calmly, closed the door, took off her shoes, went to bed, covered her head, and closed her eyes, the whole movement was done in one go.Calm down, calm down, she told herself, it was just a dream.

It feels like a century has passed, my mind is getting clearer, but my body is getting more and more uncomfortable.It's not boring, but suffocating.Cai Cai felt like her bladder was about to explode.

go out?stay home?go out?stay home?go out! MD, can a living person be suffocated by urine?

So she got off the bed cautiously, put on her slippers lightly, walked to the door furtively, and opened the door a crack tremblingly.

The bright yellow light overflowed from the outside, like a straight golden snake, scratching and wriggling in her heart chilly.

The living room was empty.

It really was just a dream.Cai Cai breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, his eyes swept over the coffee table.

Huh?what is that?

On the coffee table is a bucket of Laotan Beef Noodles with Sauerkraut.

She shivered violently.

However, the situation was really urgent at this time, and a certain organ in her body no longer allowed her to think too much.

It's about to burst.

So Cai Cai hurried to the bathroom.

? ? ? ? ? ?

What the hell is the door not opening?Cai Cai twisted vigorously, but the door lock did not move at all.Could it be someone inside?But the lights aren't on either?She leaned against the crack of the door and looked in strangely, but naturally she couldn't see anything.

Suddenly, with a "click", the door was opened from the inside.Cai Cai fell down unprepared, and threw herself into someone's arms again. Then, she looked up...

Fuck it, it's Xiao Yu again.

Cai Cai finally knew that "scaring about urinary incontinence" was not a joke.

She felt that her panties were already wet.

So he didn't care about admiring the ambiguous posture of the two, and didn't want to feel the tenderness of each other's embrace anymore, Cai Cai pushed Xiao Yu away suddenly, then closed the door, took off his pants, and squatted down.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Ah, cool.

At this moment, in this situation and in this situation, after the flood discharge, Cai Cai finally thought about what happened just now.Just now...it seems...it seems...she...Xiao Yu...wait, why is Xiao Yu at her house?Still in her toilet?This is definitely not a dream, this is directly a nightmare!

Cai Cai feels good.

Standing up, looking at herself in the mirror in her pajamas and disheveled hair, Cai Cai wished she could just throw herself into the urinal and drown.

She rubbed her face vigorously, did some facial yoga, brushed her teeth seriously, washed her face, and re-tied her hair.After wiping some Dabao, changing into a pair of underwear, and straightening out her clothes, she took a deep breath, and opened the bathroom door bravely.

... Xiao Yu was sitting on the sofa, holding a water glass in one hand and a spoon in the other, gently stirring the liquid in the glass.

Seeing Cai Cai come out, she didn't show too much emotion.

"Still dizzy?" she asked.

"...No, I'm not dizzy anymore." Cai Cai lowered his head, his eyes didn't know where to look.

"Come on, drink this." She walked forward slowly and handed the water glass to Cai Cai.

There was an unpleasant smell coming from the cup.

Is this going to kill someone... Cai Cai thought to himself.

"Hurry up." Xiao Yu urged.

Cai Cai noodles are like pig blood.Trembling, she stretched out her hand and took the water glass. She wanted to ask what was in it, but she faltered for a long time and couldn't make a sound.

"It's vinegar." Xiao Yu smiled, "You drank too much, sober up."

"..."

Cai Cai gritted his teeth and thanked Xiao Yu while drinking vinegar, and said, "Director Xiao is really troublesome."

"No trouble, just boiled some vinegar."

"And send me back..."

"Oh, that's a bit troublesome, I almost can't hold it."

"Pfft..." Cai Cai sprayed the balsamic vinegar on the sofa.

Xiao Yu took out a few tissues and handed them over.

"Cough...cough...thank you..." Cai Cai was choked up and speechless.Taking the tissue, she wiped the vinegar foam off her face indiscriminately, and then made up her mind to lose weight starting tomorrow.

"Then... then... how... did you... come in...?" She asked cautiously.

"The key you gave me."

"..."

"You said that you are not used to living in hotels, so you must ask me to take you back."

"..."

Cai Cai felt that she could die, right now.She clenched her fists tightly, her toes were tightly curled up, her limbs were about to cramp, but she had to hold back.Every time she came into contact with Xiao Yu, she was very nervous, although she herself didn't know why she was nervous.She could only lower her head and stare at the floor intently, so as to calm down her nervous emotions.

"An Ying came to look for you." Xiao Yu continued, as if she didn't notice Cai Cai's bewilderment at all, "But she was also drunk and couldn't take care of herself, so I asked Yuan Yi to send her back first."

"Oh," Cai Cai's expression darkened, "probably they came to quarrel with me."

"Well," Xiao Yu's eyes flashed, "I hugged you cursingly and cried for a long time."

"..."

"And, when you fell asleep, you called her name."

"……what?"

"Also said..." Xiao Yu paused at this point.

"What?" Cai Cai suddenly became nervous.

"Say you like..."

Cai Cai's heart rose to her throat.

"Say you like...Kony Rabbit?" Xiao Yu's tone was strange, as if he was a little uncertain.

"..."

If the other party wasn't Xiao Yu, Cai Cai would have gone to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife right now.

She thought of that moment last night and thought that An Ying was behind her.At that moment, she really wanted to say sorry to her, but now, she didn't want to talk to her.Anyway, whether she ignores her or not, she doesn't really understand her. Anyway, whether she understands her or not, she is only what she can understand, not what she thinks she is.

The most beautiful state of a coin is not still, but when it is spinning like a top, no one knows whether the side that is about to turn out is happiness or pain, love or hate.Happiness and pain, love and hate, are always entangled. The so-called fate, like creation, probably comes from chance.

Cai Cai doesn't want to turn chance into necessity, but she does want to talk to someone.

"I... said some nasty things to her yesterday," she said.

"I heard a few words." Xiao Yu showed no expression.

"what?"

"I just happened to go out to find someone, and I ran into you."

"Oh..." Cai Cai thought for a moment, then continued, "She wanted to buy a house, but Mu Chen didn't want to, so they quarreled and broke up."

"She has a bad temper."

"Ah."

"But you shouldn't hit people with your hands."

"Hmm...huh?" Cai Cai looked at her suspiciously.

"...By chance, I met..." Xiao Yu seemed a little flustered, she stared at the lower left corner of the coffee table, blinking her eyes a little fast.

Cai Cai didn't care, and continued to think about it: "She always wants what she doesn't have, but never looks at what she has."

"What does she have?" Xiao Yu grasped the point.

She has me.Cai Cai thought to herself.But of course she couldn't say that, so she said, "She has everything."

"Some don't want it, can't get it?" Xiao Yu laughed.

Cai Cai nodded.

"Want to hear my opinion?" Xiao Yu asked.

"Ok!"

Xiao Yu is very smart.Anyone who knew her would have come to that conclusion.Her cleverness is not simply that she has enough ideas and a good brain, but that she can always choose the "easy" side at the intersection where there are two street signs "easy" and "difficult".In each of the few choices that Cai Cai saw, she walked along the "easy" road sign over and over again with ease.

Cai Cai also wanted to make it easier, so she needed Xiao Yu's advice.

"My opinion is..." Xiao Yu hesitated for a moment, and then said word by word, "What's none of your business?"