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"Xiaoxiao? Why did you come here?"

After Minister Li received the call from Mr. Lin, he ran up in a hurry. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yang Xiaoxiao breastfeeding the child with his back on his back in the corner, and immediately felt his forehead congested.

"You didn't answer the phone or text message, so I had to come and look for it myself." Yang Xiaoxiao said without turning her head.

"I...I'm a little busy these two days," Minister Li looked at Boss Lin awkwardly, but the latter didn't show any intention of avoiding it.

"I have no money." Yang Xiaoxiao said again, "You have been delaying to pay this month's living expenses, and my children and I will not be able to eat."

"...That's all?" Minister Li was so angry that his teeth were itching, thinking that when the things here stopped, he must go over and give this girl some color.

"The child is hungry, it's not a trivial matter, and I can't find you, what do you tell me to do?" Yang Xiaoxiao continued to breastfeed, without any emotion in her words.

Minister Li hurriedly took out 2000 yuan and slapped it on the sofa: "Go back quickly! Don't be ashamed of me here!"

Yang Xiaoxiao finally turned around and glanced at the money: "Not enough."

"Not enough?" Minister Li frowned, as if he was about to lose his temper.

"I don't want to come to ask for money every month, it seems very low-key." Yang Xiaoxiao said.

"I said I'm busy these days! I don't have time to go back!" Minister Li roared, and then took out 2000, "That's enough!"

"It's still not enough," Yang Xiaoxiao didn't even bother to look back, "Li Bo, let's stop this relationship between us. You pay me for the loss of my youth, and I will break it off with you."

"What the hell?" Minister Li suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

"180 million, buy it out. In the future, my child and I have nothing to do with you."

"Are you crazy?"

"Aren't you crazy? Otherwise, why would you be entangled with a woman like Liu Shuangshuang?" Yang Xiaoxiao continued to maintain a calm tone, but she didn't know what kind of turbulent emotions were underneath the calm surface .

Minister Li was dumbfounded at the time: "...you, who did you listen to?"

"Li Bo, I really misjudged you. I have been with you for so many years. I don't ask for fame or points. In the end, it's just a chess piece in your hand, or the smallest one!" Yang Xiaoxiao's voice trembled, obviously out of anger He said, "You have a good plan. Get me and Liu Shuangshuang out of Sichuan Medical Equipment, and go to other places to be your eyeliner. You can reap the benefits of being a fisherman, and you can still hug each other!"

"Shut up!" Minister Li's face turned pale, "Do you know what you're talking about!"

"Of course I know! You bastard! Scum! Scum!"

"Don't listen to those people's nonsense! They want to destroy me!"

"Fuck you? If you don't leave those evidences, who can catch you?" Yang Xiaoxiao sneered, "Li Bo, don't explain, I'm not a fool, I won't be fooled by you again." At this point, she paused Dun, "Give me the money, let's take two shots, my youth, I will feed it to the dog."

"Yang Xiaoxiao! You can go if you want! Leave my son behind!" Minister Li was anxious and angry, not knowing what to do.

"Your son? Who is your son?" Yang Xiaoxiao threw out a thin piece of A4 paper, danced in the air, and then slowly fell, "This child's surname is Mu, and he has nothing to do with you!"

"What did you say?" Minister Li walked forward tremblingly, picked it up, and the words "paternity test report" raised his head, almost poking him blind.

His hands were shaking, unconsciously, uncontrollably.He looked down slowly along the report, and he couldn't understand the long row of abcd1234 in the middle, except for the last sentence, which made his eyes darken and he almost passed out.

"Confirmed no blood relationship."

……

Minister Li took the report and stood there for a long time.Until Yang Xiaoxiao finished feeding and turned around, he still stood like that, motionless.

"Have you considered it?" Yang Xiaoxiao asked.

Minister Li did not answer.

"Li Bo, to tell you the truth, I have all of Liu Shuangshuang's things, and more." Yang Xiaoxiao straightened his clothes and said word by word, "Whether it is conscious or unconscious, these 6 For more than a year, what you believe in me is more solid than her real hammer."

"Photos are nothing, recordings are scum, text messages can be forged, and call records are nothing unusual." Speaking of this, she glanced at Mr. Lin intentionally or unintentionally, "but the two of us went to the pre-marital examination together, and the physical examination also I did it, and you accompanied me every time for the prenatal checkup, and you paid for it..."

"Then why isn't this child mine!" Minister Li suddenly yelled, startling Yang Xiaoxiao.

"Wow wow..." The baby in her arms cried out of fright.

Yang Xiaoxiao looked at him with a complicated expression: "Maybe this is God's will, self-inflicted evil, can't live."

"I can't live? Hahaha," Minister Li laughed exaggeratedly, tears came out, "God's mother can't live, God's mother can't live! There are only four women in my life, one is unmarried and infertile, One family planning, one was unable to conceive, and one was conceived with great difficulty, but her mother was not mine after birth! Not mine!"

"Don't I just want a son? Don't I just want a son! Is it that difficult? Is it that difficult!" Minister Li tore up the appraisal report twice with a "squeak" and threw it heavily on the ground. On the ground, "I don't believe it, I don't believe it! You give me back my son, you give me back my son!" As he said that, he rushed to snatch the child in Yang Xiaoxiao's arms.

"You're crazy!" Yang Xiaoxiao turned pale in shock, and hurriedly hid behind President Lin.

"Give me back my son!" Minister Li turned a corner and rushed towards Mr. Lin again.

"Director Li, calm down." Mr. Lin felt like a tree stump, with two flies buzzing around him, making it extremely noisy.

"Go away!" Minister Li waved his hand like a slap.

"Clap" sound.

He slapped Boss Lin heavily on the face.

... Time seemed to have stopped, and the audience was as quiet as a chicken.

"I, I, I'm sorry Mr. Lin, I, I slipped my hand..." Minister Li felt that the whole world was against him, probably God really didn't want him to live.

"Director Li, calm down." Mr. Lin repeated this sentence again, but this time, his tone was so cold that he could freeze to death.

"Okay, okay, I'll calm down, calm down," Minister Li took two steps back, and then looked at Yang Xiaoxiao viciously.

Yang Xiaoxiao also looked at him viciously: "Li Bo, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be where I am today."

"What's the end? What end do you want! You are a fucking high school student. You need education, no education, no ability. I got you into Sichuan Medical Equipment, and I plan to help you take the supervisory position. Who knows that you are here? There is no shame in hooking up outside!"

"That's how I can bear it. As long as you have a son, who do you love to spend time with? Chuan Medical Equipment kicks you out. It doesn't matter. I will find a relationship to let you go to Jia Rui Nuo. What else do you want?"

"Jia Rui Nuo has already rejected my job application!" Yang Xiaoxiao looked at him like an idiot, "People said that I have a bad reputation! I am not suitable for the market! There are stains! I have been rejected!"

"What?" Minister Li subconsciously glanced at Mr. Lin.

"Don't look at me." At this moment, Mr. Lin only felt that his face was hot, and he didn't want to talk to him at all.

"Li Bo! Now the whole industry knows me, everyone knows! What do you want me to do? What should I do with my children!"

"Who cares what you do!" Minister Li also had no place to vent his anger, "It's not my son, it's none of my business! Who the hell are you looking for!"

"Oh, I knew you would say that," Yang Xiaoxiao laughed, and the coolness in his eyes became more and more intense, "Li Bo, I have been young for six years, and I really fed the dog!"

"I'm the one beeping the dog!" After saying this, Minister Li walked to the door and opened the door of the office with a "crash", "Are you going? If you don't, I'll call the security guard!"

Yang Xiaoxiao stood still.

Minister Li immediately dialed the number of the Security Department: "Captain Chen, call some people to Mr. Lin's office. There is a crazy woman here."

Security came quickly.

"It's her! Drag it out!" Minister Li pointed at Yang Xiaoxiao, "If I see her in Kangsheng again in the future! Don't do it!"

The security guard repeatedly agreed, and then he was about to go forward and drag Yang Xiaoxiao.

"Don't touch me!" Yang Xiaoxiao roared, startling the security guard.

"I'll go by myself." As she spoke, she took a deep look at Mr. Lin, then picked up the child and walked slowly outside.

"Boss Lin, don't forget what I said just now, it is by no means alarmist."

"I have nothing, so I am not afraid of anything."

"I……"

"Shut up!" Minister Li didn't want to hear anything from her anymore.

"Li Bo, do you think you live a long, successful life?" Yang Xiaoxiao walked to the door and suddenly burst into laughter, "Do you still remember our 'pre-marital examination'? I went to get the report, and the doctor said that the man had dead sperm." Sickness! Infertility at all! Infertility! Do you understand! Infertility! Hahaha!"

She laughed wildly and madly: "Why can't we get pregnant every time? Don't you have a B number in your heart? In the past 6 years, you have never worn a condom, but I have never been pregnant! Until I met Mu Chen !"

"What?" Minister Li was stunned for a moment.

"What, what? What a compliment! Say your spring cauliflower is so green!" Yang Xiaoxiao laughed until she burst into tears, "Li Bo, Li Bo, there is more than a little green on your tortoise's head! You have been green for almost 30 years! Where did your daughter come from? Is your wife a wild horse? You are wider than Hulunbeier, and higher than Hongyuan Ruoergai!"

"You fart!" Minister Li began to tremble, "Shut up! Get out, get out! Security! Security!"