99 ways to win over your girlfriend

The two walked out of Jianshe Lane, but the two worms did not follow.

"Damn it, those two bastards almost turned me into a murderer!" An Ying patted her chest and said happily, "If I accidentally beat him to death, sister, I will be sentenced and go to jail , I will be locked up for a few more years, and I will be the only one left in the world, how pitiful it is!"

Cai Cai's heart skipped a beat when he heard that, "I'll accompany you."

"What are you doing with me? Growing vegetables in the prison?" An Ying gave her an annoyed look.

"Not bad." Cai Cai smiled.

"I killed the man, you are at most an accomplice, and your sentence is much shorter than mine!"

"I can increase the punishment."

"How old are you after the punishment is added, how can you get married?"

"Don't marry me."

"If you don't marry me, I won't marry either?"

"You don't want to marry either."

"Won't you marry me and raise me?"

"I'll take care of you."

"On your salary..."

"I'll give you all the flowers."

"Haha, forget it, if I don't get married, people will think I'm a lesbian!"

"Why bother with others?" Cai Cai's eyes flashed.

"You have to take care of yourself regardless of other people! Look at you now, right? It's so troublesome for a person to rely on tools to meet his normal physiological needs!" Having said that, she glanced around, and then carefully approached In Cai Cai's ear, he whispered, "Like me, I don't have any troubles in this regard. How can plastic ones taste as good as meat hahaha..."

She laughed heartily, her eyes narrowed into slits, like a half-curved moon in the dark night, making one unable to help but want to knock her down from the sky.

So Cai Cai fought.

She raised her fist and knocked on her back, making a muffled "boom".

"Damn it!" An Ying immediately jumped up to eight feet high, and shouted at Cai Cai, "You are finally going to attack me, aren't you? You want to kill someone, don't you?" As she spoke, she slammed into Cai Cai's arms, like Like an octopus, it wraps its arms and legs around her body, tickling her.

"Don't make trouble." Cai Cai's expression was a little unnatural, neither raising nor lowering his hands.

However, An Ying continued to hold back: "I told you to hit me, I told you to hit me, I'll scratch you to death..."

Cai Cai looked at An Ying who was tossing non-stop in his arms, and for some reason, the spirit of alcohol suddenly came to his head.

"An'an..." She called softly, her voice was extremely hoarse.

An Ying ignored her.

She tilted her head and thought for a while, then simply put her heart on the sidelines, quickly passed her arms through the back of Anying's neck, and then slammed them around her neck, lowered her head, and buried her face deeply in her soft and fragrant hair Here, hold your breath, concentrate, and revel in this maddening night.

half an hour.

The person in his arms didn't move.

There is drama!Cai Cai was overjoyed and decided to take advantage of the atmosphere to confess her love directly!

"An An..." She gently stroked An Ying's hair with her face, and called out very gently.

no respond.

"An'an?"

"Let... let..." A painful urge came from his chest, soft, muffled, as if there was nothing there, which startled Cai Cai.

"What's wrong?" She let go of her hand and straightened An Ying's body.

An Ying's face was pale and pale, and she looked a little perverted.

"Why..." Cai Cai didn't know what happened, subconsciously raised his hand to touch her face.

"Don't come here!" An Ying yelled and backed away violently, she didn't feel relieved until she was far away, then took a deep breath and let it out heavily, "You really want to kill me! !!"

"Huh?" Cai Cai Erzhang was puzzled.

"You have something to say! All right! Don't choke your neck! I have a thin trachea! I can't stand your cuffing so hard!" She took a big gulp of fresh air, and coughed twice from time to time, which sounded like she was choking on water. Very uncomfortable.

Cai Cai's face flushed red.

"Yes... I'm sorry..." She murmured, at a loss, and the courage that had been brought up with great difficulty disappeared in an instant.

"So I said it's time for you to find a man! Look at you, you are getting more and more barbaric, barbaric and rough, you don't look like a woman at all!" An Ying's breath was not evenly balanced, and her mouth slipped away. No way, "I'll keep an eye out for you later, to see if there's anything suitable. Cai Cai, I'm not talking about you, don't be so arrogant, if you don't have a man to nourish you, I think you will soon become A man."

"Hehe, is that so?" Cai Cai laughed dryly, with a bitter smile.

"Hey, if you haven't eaten grapes, you don't know that grapes are sweet. After you eat them, you will never forget them hahahaha... cough cough."

An Ying was still joking on the other end, but Cai Cai didn't want to listen anymore.She suddenly felt empty in her heart, as if something very important broke with a click.

The summer night wind was wild and manic, whistling all over the sky and hitting the face, a little painful and a little refreshing.Cai Cai looked at An Ying, both familiar and unfamiliar, like a close lover, but separated by mountains and seas.

The love is separated by mountains and seas, and the mountains and seas are not flat.

She suddenly understood the meaning of this sentence.

She suddenly figured it out.

"Happiness to you," she said.

"What did you say?" An Ying was a little far away and couldn't hear clearly.

Cai Cai felt very sad, the alcohol was swimming in his blood, causing a storm wherever he went.She knew that it would be difficult for her to have another chance, and she knew that the story was about to end, so she rushed over desperately and hugged An Ying.

"Hey!" An Ying was startled.

"Don't move." Cai Cai said, his voice was foggy, like crying or laughing.

"You..." An Ying was about to say something, but suddenly felt a warm current flowing down her shoulders.

"...Damn it!" An Ying yelled, and pushed Cai Cai away.

She knew it, she knew it.

Cai Cai threw up.

Sure enough, I vomited.

There are ten thousand things in An Ying's heart that MMP doesn't know whether to say or not.

Cai Cai was not actually drunk, she was just panicked.It is impossible to cry, and it is impossible to cry in this life, but the suppressed emotions always need to be vented. If it cannot be tears, then replace it with body/fluid.

Where her heart goes, where her body goes, she vomits when she feels like throwing up, there is nothing difficult; just like An Ying, she loves when she wants to love, and there is nothing difficult about it.

Although his stomach was churning, his mind was clear. Cai Cai looked at An Ying and complained cursingly while carefully wiping off the stains on her body, and then took great effort to carry her into the taxi.

"This is the power of friendship!" An Ying wiped off her sweat, then collapsed on the back seat, panting.

friendship?Cai Cai closed her eyes, feeling that this friendship was extremely heavy.

While the car was driving on the road, An Ying's phone rang suddenly.

"Hi!" she picked up impatiently.

"Sleep ass! Still on Fifth Avenue!"

"Cai Cai drank too much! I'm thinking about where to throw her to fend for myself!"

"...Watch him live or die!"

"Why don't you throw them together? If you enter the funeral parlor, you can still be a companion?"

"Hahaha……"

"Okay then, come here, Bali Community, Qianshui Peninsula, Area B."

After hanging up the phone, she turned around and poked Cai Cai's nose: "It took eight lifetimes of bad luck for me to meet the two of you, and I even picked the same time when I was drunk."

Cai Cai didn't speak, she closed her eyes, feeling a bit of bitterness in her heart.

……

Cai Cai's home is in the Bali community. The so-called home is actually a small rented apartment of more than 30 square meters.This was the first thing she did after graduation, because she and her mother agreed that an independent personality should start from an independent life.

When I got out of the car, I saw Mu Chen and Yuan Yi. The former hung his head on the latter's body, looking like he was on the verge of falling.

"Where is the car parked?" Yuan Yi seemed much more relaxed than An Ying.

An Ying struggled to free her hand and pointed to the path beside her.

"So narrow?" Yuan Yi looked a little embarrassed, "I'm afraid I can't stop with my skills."

"You mean I'll come?" An Ying said angrily, "Then what about these two great gods?"

"Put it on the bench and sit down, blow some air, and calm down."

"What if I lose it?" An Ying was a little worried, "It's the middle of the night, and the traffickers are so rampant, they will cut their kidneys later..."

"No, no," Yuan Yi hurriedly said in relief, "Who wants the stinky body of the two of them? Besides, with your technology, it is not a matter of minutes to park a car? If there are traffickers, I will When the two came back, they just caught him, and they could go to the Public Security Bureau to receive an award for their bravery."

An Ying thought about it, and felt that this was the reason, so she put Cai Cai on the stool and leaned against Mu Chen side by side.

Mu Chen had indeed drank a lot and smelled of alcohol all over his body. Cai Cai sat next to him, smelling the smell of distiller's grains wafting from his body, the acid in his stomach, which had been suppressed so hard, started rolling again.

Just thinking about whether to move his butt away from him, he suddenly caught sight of his mouth, which opened and closed, as if he was saying something.

"Mu Chen?" She called out tentatively.

Mu Chen didn't respond, but his mouth was still moving.

Cai Cai moved a little towards him.

"... An Ying wants to buy a house." She heard this sentence.

"But I have no money."

"Even if you save 2000 yuan a month, it's only 2 yuan a year. I have to save for 4 years just for the down payment." Mu Chen stared straight at the cars passing by on the street, and suddenly laughed. "Besides, she likes to eat so much, how can I save 10!"

"My parents are getting old, I really don't want to reach out to them for money anymore."

"So I don't want to buy a house."

"So I don't want to get married."

He murmured softly, as if he was talking to himself, or confiding his heart. His usually clear and clear voice seemed to be disturbed by the night wind. He no longer had the confidence and elegance of the past, only intermittent haze, and said Not sticky.