99 ways to win over your girlfriend

An Ying opened the invitation.

An eye-catching wedding photo, the P is not very strong, you can tell who is with whom at a glance.Inside the invitation, two people are full of vigor and smile like flowers; outside the invitation, the others are silent and silent.

The air suddenly froze, and time seemed to stand still. Cai Cai had difficulty breathing, and his mind went blank.It's amazing, she thought, God's will, it's definitely God's will.Her mind was spinning rapidly, and she needed to organize a response within a second.

But An Ying didn't give her a chance to deal with it.

She crumpled the invitation into a ball and threw it at Cai Cai.

The hard paper shell pierced the latter's face, which hurt a little.

"Stupid." An Ying said, and pulled Yuan Yi up to leave.

Yuan Yi did not move.

"Are you jealous?" he asked.

"Are you sick?" An Ying let go of her hand.

"Then why are you losing your temper?"

"Do I have it?"

"You haven't?"

"I do not have."

"Hehe." Yuan Yi smiled.

Seeing this, Anying's face collapsed, and without further ado, she picked up her bag and was about to leave.

Cai Cai hurriedly grabbed her: "An'an..."

An Ying threw her away, resolutely.

At this time, Yuan Yi quietly picked up the torn invitation card, shook it, and opened it: "Mr. Mu Chen and Ms. Yang Xiaoxiao, on February 2th, at Hongxing Restaurant..."

"Shut up!" Cai Cai yelled at him.

"Shut up!" An Ying yelled at Cai Cai again.

"Are you angry from embarrassment?" Yuan Yi seemed to be talking to himself, flipping through the invitation and said, "Golden boys and girls, gifted scholars and beautiful ladies, get married and get married. It is indeed a fairytale ending." , he paused, then looked at An Ying, "Envy? Jealous? Hate?"

"What do you mean?" An Ying stared at him firmly.

"Why did you smash Cai Cai? Huh? It's a good invitation card, crumpled like this, is it because it looks uncomfortable?" He spoke slowly, every word, every meal and every cold, "Or... there is a sentence How do you say it, if you never forget it, there will be echoes?"

His tone was soft, as if he was reciting a poem, light but slow and heavy, but these words, which clearly symbolized beauty, turned into thick irony at this moment.

An Ying was furious and raised her hand!

No sound.

Yuan Yi grabbed her hand firmly, between the five fingers, the skin and flesh were squeezed out of wrinkles.

"I'm not Mu Chen." Yuan Yi said.

A fierce light suddenly appeared in An Ying's eyes.

Everything happened in a blink of an eye, and Cai Cai was not prepared for it at all.Subconsciously, she was a little worried, and she only wanted to protect An Ying, so she raised her leg and took a step forward, directly blocking between the two, and then went to break Yuan Yi's hand.

Yuan Yi held on tightly.

"Let go!" Cai Cai growled.

Yuan Yi held on tighter.

Cai Cai's anger grew.

Yes, it was him, it was him.He must have known the content of this invitation a long time ago, and then deliberately let An Ying see it, and deliberately made An Ying go crazy.Deliberate, all deliberate, he is telling the truth, he is trying to cover up.

Yes, that's it, Cai Cai thought.All of a sudden, old and new grudges surged into his heart.

So she couldn't restrain the anger in her heart anymore, and shouted at him: "It's all your fault! Who made you so despicable and shameless!"

At this moment, my head was hot and confused, and I just wanted to vent my anger.

"If it weren't for you! Could the two of them...can...can do that?! Could they be so harmonious and affectionate?! It's not all about you! You are the one who caused this! Bastard! Scum!"

Cai Cai cursed incoherently.

Yuan Yi frowned: "What are you talking about?"

"Pretend! You try your best to pretend!" Cai Cai snatched the invitation card, tore it into two pieces, four pieces, eight pieces, and threw them all at his face, "Don't you know what you did? Do we think we are idiots? It's really insidious, cunning, ruthless, and will do anything for our own self-interest! If I were An Ying! I would also like Mu Chen! I won't like you!"

Before the words fell and Yuan Yi hadn't reacted, An Ying moved first.

She grabbed an oil dish casually and slammed it at Cai Cai.

Cai Cai didn't hide.

Because she is already confused.

I watched the oil pan fall from the sky, carrying a red, yellow, green and brown buttocks, like a pile of shit, moving forward rapidly.

Cai Cai narrowed his eyes, waiting for its arrival.

Suddenly, a figure slanted in and stood in front of Cai Cai.

It's Zheng Daping.

He was facing Cai Cai and his back was facing An Ying. His not tall body was unexpectedly burly at this moment.

So big that Cai Cai was a little dazed.

But the oil dish didn't stop its flying trajectory, there was a "pop", and the sky was full of red and oily fragrance.

Cai Cai subconsciously closed her eyes.

Open it again, only to see the turbid oil dripping down Zheng Daping's temples slowly, drop by drop, glistening blingblingly under the setting sun.His cheeks, shoulders, collar, and chest were covered with various colorful seasonings, thick and sticky, exuding the aroma of fermented soybeans.

"You..." Cai Cai was dumbfounded.

Zheng Daping waved his hand to signal her not to speak, then he took out a pack of tissues from his pocket and slowly wiped the stains on his body.

From the beginning to the end, he didn't look back, nor did he look at An Ying or Yuan Yi.

Yuan Yi didn't care about Zheng Daping's appearance, he looked past the latter and stared straight at Cai Cai: "What did you mean just now?"

Heh, she pretends to be pretty, are you asking for trouble?Perfect for you.Cai Cai thought to herself.Just as she was about to sarcastically, she found that An Ying had already turned around and left.

She didn't ask anything, and didn't offer an explanation for her previous behavior.

She didn't even apologize.

Cai Cai was very angry.

He was about to chase after him, but Zheng Daping grabbed him: "You are a little excited now, you should calm down."

"I'm, very, cold, quiet." Cai Cai said through gritted teeth.

"Your friend needs to calm down too."

When he said this, there was still a piece of fried peanut sticking to his earlobe.

Cai Cai was extremely ashamed and angry.

"Get out! Get out! Don't contact me in the future!" She yelled at An Ying's leaving back!

The figure paused for a moment, then... quickened his pace.

Cai Cai almost choked to death.Then she looked at Yuan Yi angrily: "You go too! I don't know anything! Let's pretend we never knew each other! We don't have to see each other again!"

Yuan Yi opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but he just glanced at Zheng Daping meaningfully, then turned around, and strode after An Ying in the direction of An Ying.

……

Zheng Daping was very embarrassed.

Cai Cai felt guilty.

"Sorry...can I take it to dry cleaning for you?"

"No, I was going to change it today." He smiled.

Cai Cai didn't insist.

I was very confused, I didn't know what happened to me, and I didn't know what happened to them.After a good meal, why did you eat like this?The fat intestines haven't been moved, and the fish hasn't been eaten yet, so why did they all leave?

Cai Cai sat slumped on the chair, looking at the pile of beige shreds of paper on the ground, feeling at a loss.My fault?I was right, I was thinking of her wholeheartedly, what's wrong?She herself is stupid, doesn't appreciate it, doesn't get tired of it, and doesn't understand my intentions, so she still does it?It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes.

Cai Cai was indifferent to the strange looks from time to time.

She has a clear conscience.

Zheng Daping cleaned up for a while, then asked the waiter to bring two sets of bowls and chopsticks again, and then reloaded the ingredients.

"Are you still eating?" He pushed one of the bowls and chopsticks to Cai Cai, "It should be more delicious after soaking for so long."

"It's cold, it doesn't taste good, it needs to be heated." Cai Cai said sullenly.

So he turned on the fire and stirred the bottom of the pot with a spoon: "It seems...a bit too much?"

"It can be packed."

"The fish will fall apart."

"Eat the fish first."

"any drinks?"

"Wanglaoji."

"Okay..." Zheng Daping deliberately dragged out a long ending, "Do you want to chat?"

don't want.Cai Cai thought to herself.After all, it's my own business. Telling it to an irrelevant person is embarrassing and hypocritical.

Zheng Daping picked up a piece of fatty sausage and turned it over: "It's handled well, it's pretty clean." He threw it into his mouth as he spoke, chewing it loudly.

Cai Cai's stomach also growled, and he unconsciously wanted to reach for the chopsticks.

Reason told her no.

"You're still depressed!" Reason said.

"I'm so hungry! Eat something! I'm so hungry! Eat something!" said the stomach.

"Eating will destroy the mood of melancholy!" Reason said again.

At this time, Zheng Daping picked up a piece of fat and moist intestines.

"He's going to eat up his intestines!" the stomach yelled.

Cai Cai quickly reached out to grab the bowl and chopsticks.

The face is a little red, mainly because of the heat, although it is winter.

The meal was eaten quietly, reassuringly.Perhaps mood can really affect appetite. Cai Cai ate more than usual, but Zheng Daping stopped eating after a few mouthfuls.

"What's the matter?" Cai Cai asked strangely, "Do you want to add more food?"

Zheng Daping smiled softly: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

"What?" This wave of rhetorical questions came unexpectedly, and Cai Cai was stunned on the spot.

"I'm offended." Zheng Daping scratched his head, looking embarrassed, "Because there is something, I want to ask you to help, but if you have a girlfriend, it won't work."

"What's the matter?" Cai Cai noticed that he said "girlfriend" instead of "boyfriend".

"I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend, for now."

Cai Cai almost bit off the chopsticks in one bite.

"Just pretending, because I probably know you...you must mean nothing to me."

"……"nonsense!

"You are the 27th girl I've met, and the previous 26 are more or less interesting to me, which makes me feel very boring."

Is this guy a bitch?Cai Cai thought to herself.

"It's really the elders in the family who urged me hard, otherwise I wouldn't have made such a bad plan." Zheng Daping added, "One or two of them seem to have been beaten to death. The girl is not suitable for this round, so arrange the next one immediately. "

"It's already 27, and I don't want to miss the 28th, or even the 280th." He pouted angrily, showing a little emotion rarely.

"Don't be discouraged, you will always find someone suitable." Cai Cai held back a smile and comforted him.

"I have the right one."

"what?"

"I already have a date, you know it." He took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, found a photo, and handed it to Cai Cai.

Cai Cai was stunned for 3 seconds, then agreed.