99 ways to win over your girlfriend

That night, Cai Cai, Xiao Yu, Li Ran and Zheng Daping, the four sat together for the first time and had a great soul torture of love and sex.

"It's rare that you still remember us." Li Ran said quietly.

"Isn't this afraid of disturbing your two-person world?" Xiao Yu said without blushing.

Cai Cai rolled her eyes to the sky.Who is afraid of disturbing whom?I especially remember that after returning from the police station that day, Xiao Yu immediately put their numbers into the do-not-disturb list, and in the next few days, he turned off the phone as soon as he got home, and even set Cai Cai's phone to airplane mode.

"Why block them?" Cai Cai asked.

"If there is a way out, they will never dare to go forward." Xiao Yu said.

"Why do you want to shut down?"

"There are very important people and important things at home, so I don't have time to answer the phone."

Cai Cai blushed: "Then... why did you put mine in airplane mode?"

"Because you were flying! Hahaha..." Xiao Yu laughed heartily.

So in the past few days, even though Li Ran and Zheng Daping have made countless calls to Cai Cai and Xiao Yu, the user you dialed is always temporarily unavailable, please call again later.Because they have been flying in the sky, all the time, never falling down.

……

Zheng Daping came out.

Speaking of which, I would also like to thank Fat Niu Nan's female companion, if she hadn't howled so loudly, Zheng Daping might never have the idea of ​​coming out.

Until that day, the woman said they were a couple.

He thought about it and felt surprisingly good.

They are indeed a couple.

He wants everyone to know.

So he laughed, and led Li Ran to his mother: "Mom, this is my boyfriend, Li Ran."

Then he was slapped.heavy.

"Let go." His mother said, staring fixedly at the two hands with their fingers clasped together, her eyes were about to burst into flames.

Li Ran was originally very excited, both excited and nervous, but at this moment, all emotions disappeared in an instant, leaving only a faint sense of loss and a deep silence.

"Mom, this is my boyfriend, Li Ran." Zheng Daping repeated it again, only this time, he didn't smile anymore.

"Snapped!"

Another slap.

"I tell you to let go." His mother's voice trembled a little, and her hands trembled a little.

Li Ran struggled and wanted to pull his hand out.

Zheng Daping held it firmly, not moving a muscle.

"Will you let go!" His mother raised her hand, and wanted to slap it down again.

"Mom, he's my boyfriend..."

"Snapped!"

"open!"

"Snapped!"

"open!"

"Snapped!"

"open!"

A symphony of slaps with a strong rhythm.

Zheng Daping didn't know how many slaps he had received in total, he just felt that his ears were almost deaf, and then he saw the fucking slap turned to face Li Ran.

"Mom!" Zheng Daping roared, and finally made a move.

He pulled Li Ran behind him, then knelt down on the ground with a "plop".

Perhaps it was because Zheng Daping suffered too badly, and the fat cow man no longer asked to go to the hospital for an injury examination, but took the 200 yuan he was compensated, and hurried away with his girlfriend.

"Hurry up, hurry up, don't mess with them, homosexuality is the most disgusting thing, and you can do all kinds of perverted things..." The fat cow man muttered as he walked.

Zheng Daping turned a deaf ear to it.

The mother is still beating, hitting, like crazy.

Li Ran tried to persuade him several times, but Zheng Daping stopped him with his eyes.He had no choice but to stand aside, anxious and afraid, afraid that his mother would hurt him, and even more afraid that his mother would beat him into submission.

Having said that, Zheng Daping raised his hand to touch his face, Cai Cai noticed that his cheeks were a little swollen and his face was unnaturally red.

Zheng Daping's family is a single family of three generations.Unlike Xiao Yu, Zheng Daping is male, so it is more difficult for him, he shoulders the task of carrying on the family line, his penis does not belong to him, his penis is public, it belongs to the whole Zheng family.

And that will.According to the will, he must wait until he gets married and has a child before the property of the second elder can be released and distributed.

The two deceased old people used an unknown amount of inheritance to use the entire Zheng family to urge Zheng Daping to get married and have children.And his relatives really thought that controlling Daping would control the inheritance, so they turned themselves into matchmakers one after another, and spared no effort to introduce girlfriends to Daping day after day, year after year. Even if the woman is mentally retarded, she dares to take it home.

So why is Chen Rong so active?Why must Zheng Daping and Cai Cai be promoted?She often chatted with Cai Cai, and kept talking about him in both in and out of the way, saying something here and there, but she still couldn't get to the point.She seemed to be tired of words in her throat, hiding words, waiting for Cai Cai to take the initiative to dig them out.

Unfortunately, she was doomed to be disappointed.

The Zheng family are all lunatics.His grandparents frantically made a will, in order to carry on the family line; his uncle and aunt frantically chose concubines for him, in order to share the inheritance; his mother frantically beat him, for the so-called face.

Only Li Ran loves him, and it has nothing to do with his gender, his money, or his face.Just because he is Zheng Daping.

So he also loves Li Ran.

However, his surname is also Zheng.

contradictory?Yes, so he wants to be quiet.

That night, his mother kept beating until she couldn't stop, then squatted on the ground and started crying.From the initial sobbing to the final roar of collapse, tears flowed, makeup was smeared, arms folded, back arched, refusing anyone to approach.

She cried and said a lot, "shame", "bad school", "disgraceful", "poke the spine", etc., etc., all related to her face.

It has nothing to do with Zheng Daping.

"And then?" Cai Cai asked.

"Then she left." Li Ran said.

"Going away?" Cai Cai almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"That's right," Li Ran nodded, "I cried for a long time, probably because I was tired from crying, so I stood up and patted the ashes on my body, and then left."

Cai Cai looked at Xiao Yu, and Xiao Yu looked at Zheng Daping.

"She also wants to be quiet." Zheng Daping said calmly, "There was no foreshadowing before, so it's normal for you to be unable to accept it for a while, and it will take some time to digest." At this point, he gently held Li Ran's hand , "It's been so many years, I've had enough, endless blind dates, forced marriages, brainwashing, instead of cheating and suspicion, it's better to talk about it at once."

"What did you say?" Xiao Yu asked.

"I said that I like Xiao Ran, and I will live with Xiao Ran in the future."

"and then?"

"Then the face swelled even more."

"Pfft..." Cai Cai almost couldn't help laughing.

"She will know in the end." Zheng Daping rubbed his bluish face, "It's much easier to say it. I've been holding it back, hiding it, and guarding against it. It's more uncomfortable than being slapped hundreds of times."

"Slapping is just the beginning, after that is the game." Xiao Yu reminded him.

Zheng Daping and Li Ran looked at each other, with deep worry in their eyes: "Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover up, since we don't know what move she is going to make, we can only see what she is going to do."

"What if it can't be dismantled?"

"Then hide."

"Not seeing each other?"

"If she really can't figure it out, she should just disappear and go her own way, so as not to be bored with each other."

"Will something happen?"

"No," Zheng Daping shook his head, "She loves herself more than anyone else."

Cai Cai suddenly felt very lucky.She has never come out of the closet, because there are no closets around her, so she doesn't need to come out.

She didn't say "Mom, I'm gay" or "Mom, I like girls", but said "Mom, I like An Ying." Then she showed An Ying's photo.She still remembers the first words her mother said after seeing the photo, "This little girl is so cute!"

Later, Cai Cai's mother and An Ying seemed to have become the year-end friends who had a good time drinking and talking, KTV bullying duo, Chunxi Road shopping sisters, more like a mother and daughter than Cai Cai.

As a mother, Cai Cai's mother is of course also concerned about her daughter's physical problems.Such as endocrine disorders.She would also be curious about how girls do it, whether it will be unnatural, whether they will be shy or something, and every time at this time, Cai Cai can only silently take out the collection of discs, or little pornographic books, and then Cai Cai Cai Ma would let out a cold snort of disdain: "Oh, single dog."

Now, Cai Cai can finally tell her mother confidently: "Naturally, not ashamed, and very refreshing."

Thinking of this, Cai Cai suddenly became proud, and then thought in his heart that it was time to take Xiao Yu home.

Xiao Yu continued to ask Zheng Daping: "What if your mother forces you?"

Zheng Daping glanced at Li Ran, who responded with a warm smile.

"She can't force me."

"What if she uses herself as a weight?"

"I will not use my life to pay for other people's ideas."

"But... she is your mother after all..." Cai Cai said cautiously.She knew that what she said was inappropriate and would do Li Ran no good, but she still said it.

Zheng Daping shook his head: "I am me first, and then my mother's son. I must first be me, the complete me, the real me, and then I can be her son, the complete son, the real son. If I am If it's fake, then her son is also fake, if she needs a fake son, then she doesn't need me."

The words were very convoluted, but everyone here understood.Not only did she understand, Cai Cai almost cried.

Li Ran turned his face away, sneezed twice, and said with a smile, "Who is scolding me at night?" But he choked up as he spoke.

"It's a long road," Xiao Yu raised his glass and looked at the two timid but brave men in front of him, "No matter how hard it is, let's walk together."