99 ways to win over your girlfriend

After eating, Cai Cai's father packed up the dishes and prepared to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes.Seeing this, Xiao Yu paused for a moment, then stepped forward and followed in.

Cai Cai just wanted to pull her, but unexpectedly he was pulled first.

"What are you doing?" Cai Cai's mother asked.

"Is there anyone who asks customers to wash the dishes?" Cai Cai said unhappily.

"Don't worry, you still don't know your dad? She won't get her hands wet at all." Cai Cai's mother said, "It's just to find an opportunity to chat, get to know familiar people, and ask about the situation."

"What's the situation? Just ask me and it's over?"

"You're fooling around, who would believe it!" Cai Cai's mother dragged Cai Cai to the living room, patted the sofa, and signaled her to sit down.

The snow leopard was playing on the TV, and Cai Cai's mother turned her voice up on purpose, then leaned into Cai Cai's ear and asked in a low voice, "How did you know each other?"

"A company." Cai Cai said truthfully.

"Who will chase who first?"

"I……"

Cai Cai originally wanted to say that I don't know, but her mother interrupted the word "I" as soon as she uttered it: "I think so too," she nodded deeply, "It took a lot of effort, didn't it?"

"...Are you my real mother?"

"Isn't it possible?"

"Hey, hey, do you belittle a girl like this? I'm not only a dragon and a phoenix among men, but I'm also considered a top girl among girls. I'm just picking up a girl. I'll tell you in a matter of minutes."

"Oh..." Cai Cai's mother dragged out a long ending, "Then why have you been single?"

"That's because I have high vision!" Speaking of this, Cai Cai couldn't help being proud.Compared with her, Xiao Yu's rank is more than one mountain higher, which is the difference between Mount Everest and Mount Emei, but she was actually taken down by herself!

Oh no, she was the one who took him down.

What a shit luck!

"Ah chirp!" Xiao Yu, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, sneezed for no reason.

"Miss Xiao is really nice," Cai Cai's mother continued, "She is beautiful, has a good temperament, high quality, and is also polite."

"Yeah," Cai Cai kept nodding.

"But I still prefer An Ying..."

"Pfft!" Cai Cai spat out a mouthful of tea.

Her mother looked at the dots of light shining on the floor, and frowned: "An Ying's delicate body is easy to push down, you can hold it down."

"Xiao Yu also..."

"Xiao Yu saw that she was oppressing you."

"..." Master Mushang really has sharp eyes, and Cai Cai expressed his sincere admiration for this.

"Oh," her mother sighed, "this girl, she looks very strong at first glance! There is no good result for the strong and the strong to attack each other, and the girl should be soft and cute!" She said bitterly.

"What the hell is mutual attack between strong and strong? Mom, what inappropriate books have you been reading recently? You even learned the word mutual attack?" Cai Cai pretended to be calm on the surface, but he was so wronged that he almost cried.What is a strong attack?She has always been attacked!She also wants to attack each other!Wow cry out!

"Although I don't have the experience of being a gay mom, I have experience in life. I'm super accurate in seeing people! Anying is resolute on the outside, but soft on the inside. As long as she is taken down, she will definitely be obedient and cute. "

"An Ying is straight!" Cai Cai felt her head hurting, did An Ying give her mother sweat medicine?

Her mother shook her head: "Men are not straight and women are not straight. It's not that she doesn't bend, it's because you didn't break it. As long as you work hard, a telephone pole can become a mosquito coil..."

There should be more in the future, but Cai Cai didn't want to hear it anymore, she just picked up an apple and stuffed it into her mother's mouth to stop her nagging mouth.

Her mother slapped her hand away: "You girl, you don't want to walk on flat ground, you have to climb a mountain. The mountain is so high, don't you get tired from climbing?"

"??? Mom, what did you watch? Why did it suddenly become so vulgar and elegant, 2B and literary? Take it out, let me also look up and learn." Cai Cai was very curious.

Until her mother shyly took out a book "On 100 Ways to Cultivate Lilies".

After some fuss, the mother and daughter finally calmed down.

"You really like Xiao Yu?" Her mother asked.

"En." Cai Cai nodded with great certainty.

"What about An An?"

"She has a boyfriend! What should she do when she should get married and have children?" Cai Cai didn't get what her mother was worried about at all.

"Oh," her mother sighed regretfully, "Is it for nothing to maintain the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law with me for so many years?"

Cai Cai spat out another mouthful of tea.

Xiao Yu came out of the kitchen after a long time.

"What are you talking about for so long?" Cai Cai led her to the sofa and sat down.

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Yu asked.

"My dad, aren't you chatting in the kitchen?"

"No……"

"I'm here!" Cai Cai's father hurriedly ran out of the bedroom when he heard the voice, with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"...Dad, why are you in the bedroom?" Cai Cai was extremely surprised, "Then Xiao Yu is in the kitchen...Mom!" She turned her head and looked at her mother angrily, "Who said she wouldn't let her hands get wet?"

Cai Cai's mother was also extremely embarrassed, and quickly complained to Cai Cai's father: "What are you doing! How can you let the guests wash the dishes!"

"I..." Cai Cai's father was also very wronged.He wants to wash it!But Xiao Yu refused!Always come to grab his bowl, even though she is gay, there is still a difference between men and women, her hand is there to squeeze, she can't come back, right?If he can't be provoked, he will hide, so he simply hides in the bedroom and reads the newspaper.

"Auntie, I insisted on doing the washing." Xiao Yu looked a little embarrassed, "I also washed the dishes when my father was around. At that time, I was still young and couldn't help him. Now that I have grown up, I can wash the dishes." , but no one can help." As she spoke, her voice sank, and her mood dropped a lot.

Seeing this, Cai Cai quickly stepped forward to hold her hand, and comforted her softly: "It's okay, my dad is your dad, if you want to wash the dishes in the future, you can come to my house anytime, and you can do it every day."

Cai Cai's father and Cai Cai's mother also echoed: "That's right, come and wash anytime."

As soon as the words came out of the mouth, the three of them felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it carefully, they laughed coaxingly at the same time.

……

Cai Cai's house is a two-bedroom house, with only two bedrooms, one large and one small.Cai Cai's parents naturally live in the big one, and the small one has only a 1.2-meter single bed because Cai Cai used to be alone.

Xiao Yu stood outside the door, blushing a little: "Why don't I make it up on the sofa?"

Cai Cai's face was also blushing: "But the sofa is narrower than the bed."

"What kind of sofa are you sleeping on!" Cai Cai's mother appeared out of nowhere, holding a small dish of incense in her hand, "The sheets and quilts were changed only last week, they are clean, so sleep at ease." She Stuffing the aromatherapy into Cai Cai's arms, he blinked at her again, "Here, take it, Yilanxiang's~~~~"

"What the hell?" Cai Cai was confused.

Xiao Yu blushed.

The bed of 1.2 is really too small, two people have to sleep sideways at the same time.Xiao Yu had just arrived, shy and uneasy, and her aura was more than a little shorter than usual.But Cai Cai was just the opposite, she was very good at nesting in the nest, and now she was on her own territory, seeing Xiao Yu's shy appearance, her heart suddenly felt itchy.

It must be the effect of aromatherapy.she thought.Then he took advantage of the fire... Oh no, strike while the iron is hot, anyway, he slowly stretched out his hand and hugged Xiao Yu who was curled up like a shrimp ball from behind.

Xiao Yu trembled all over.

Ha ha!Cai Cai almost laughed out loud.mock up!I used to tremble, but today it's finally your turn to tremble!It's really feng shui turns, one time and another time, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, God open your eyes!

Just as he was about to make a move, he suddenly thought of another thing.

"Xiao Yu..." she called softly.

"No." Xiao Yu hummed back.

Cai Cai's face darkened.

When Xiao Yu turned over with difficulty, all he saw was a face wrenched out of frustration.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yu felt that this girl was too cute, so she couldn't hold back and smacked her lips, "What do you want?"

"I think." Cai Cai nodded honestly.

Xiao Yu turned over and pressed on top.

Cai Cai almost cried.

"No way," Xiao Yu looked extremely helpless, "I also want you to come back, but you see, the situation is stronger than others..."

Believe in you, there are ghosts!Cai Cai rolled her eyes to the sky.

After Xiao Yu had finished her pose, she didn't make any further movements. Instead, she gently stroked Cai Cai's small face one after another. It was soft, slippery, and could be broken by blowing a bomb, and it felt great.

"Why?" Cai Cai looked resentful.

"Wait." Xiao Yu said.

Cai Cai was extremely ashamed and annoyed.

"What's your mother's impression of me?" Xiao Yu asked suddenly, her tone was a little stiff, and she sounded a little nervous.

"What a good word!" Cai Cai read out the manuscript he had memorized in advance without even thinking about it.

"Speak human." Xiao Yu interrupted her.

"People are beautiful and kind-hearted." Cai Cai answered fluently.

"You can see that I'm kind-hearted just after eating a meal?" Xiao Yu pampered her nose.

"That's right, why didn't you return the food for her?"

"Your mother... is so kind."

"Aunt Xu is also very good!"

"..."

Seeing that she didn't talk to her, Cai Cai knew that she still cared, so he took the initiative to rub her arms, then put his hand around her neck, and said softly: "It must have been very hard for them to come out in those days, right? Being regarded as a monster, with strange eyes, no one understands, it is all accusations."

"Maybe you want to say, don't get married if you don't love. But Xiao Yu, I'm really grateful to Aunt Xu, thank her for getting married, and thank her for giving birth to you."

"Very selfish, right? But without you, where should I go..."

I couldn't say the following words because my mouth was tightly blocked.The quiet and peaceful atmosphere before was swept away, and it never came back, leaving only the room full of panting, and a room full of spring.