99 ways to win over your girlfriend

An Ying is getting married.

In fact, Cai Cai and An Ying have not been in touch for almost half a month.During this period of time, many things happened, from Grandma Xiao Yu falling ill, to Zheng Daping coming out of the closet, then Li Ran, and of course, the most important thing was Xiao Yu.She and Xiao Yu are finally together.

It's normal for a newlywed to be inseparable, with a deep affection and affection, and to be inseparable, but when you have some free time, your hands are so sore that you don't even have the strength to make a phone call.

Not to mention legs.It was Xiao Yu's extra favor to get out of bed.

Today, he also sneaked out while Xiao Yu was going to the hospital, while he was still able to move.

Cai Cai accepted the invitation from An Ying and couldn't recover for a long time.

The groom is of course Yuan Yi, but the time and place...is exactly the same as Mu Chen Xiaoxiao's.

"Did you do it on purpose?" She looked at An Ying, feeling very uncomfortable.

"That's right!" An Ying didn't hide her thoughts, "With his wealth, 10 tables of 899 farmhouse set menus are the best. I ordered all seafood seats, 3000 per table!"

"Interesting?" Cai Cai asked.

"Interesting," An Ying said, "People live for breath, and I want to fight for it." After she finished speaking, she pointed to Cai Cai, "Come and be my bridesmaid."

"No." Cai Cai refused without thinking, "You can do whatever you want, but I can't."

"How do you call it casual?" An Ying became furious when she heard it, "This is after much thought and careful consideration..."

"Is it planned for a long time?"

"I don't care, anyway, you come to be the bridesmaid, let us stand at the door beautifully, and make the old and young lady opposite me mad."

"No." Cai Cai was very principled.

"So determined? Don't even eat the 3000 yuan seafood feast?"

"I just pointed at the bridesmaids this time. A few pieces of salmon just want to send me away? 3000 average to 12 people and less than 300, which is not enough for me to deduct full attendance." At this point, Cai Cai took out his phone, opened the calculator, Papa began to settle accounts, "Look, how can the red envelope be 2000 less? Is 1000 not too much to pack yourself? Later, I will have to help you block the wine, and the physical examination will cost more than [-] and it will be gone..."

"Wait, wait, what are you packing? It costs 2000? I have a full set of dresses, makeup, plates and hair. What else do you need to pack? Take Renminbi and make yourself a flower?"

"Why don't you buy a necklace and bracelet or something? It looks great with the dress!"

"Why do you want to look so good-looking? Am I getting married or are you getting married? Besides, you usually drink by the catty. Why do you come here and have a medical examination after drinking once?"

"Then why don't you say that I gave you a [-] red envelope? It's basically like a meat bun beating a dog and never returning. Why don't you think I gave too much?"

"How much, how much, as far as your appetite is concerned, you still have to worry about it for 3 days. Whether [-] is enough is a problem. Ah no, no matter how easy it is to do the math later, don't forget that the red envelope you gave is not enough for your own food expenses."

"It's not alone." Cai Cai suddenly stopped chatting.

"What?" An Ying didn't react for a while.

"I'm not alone..."

"What is it if it's not a human? A pig?" An Ying thought that Cai Cai was still flirting with her.

Cai Cai's face turned red with anger: "I'm coming with Xiao Yu."

"Come together if you come together, don't forget to remind her to make a big one too." An Ying said with a smile.

"If she doesn't give it, I will." Cai Cai said.

"what?"

"I'll even give her share of the money."

"Why?" An Ying immediately became displeased, "Is it okay to be involved in the wedding? She is not your family member, why should you help her!"

"Yes...it's a family member..." Cai Cai blushed and whispered.

"What?"

"It's a family member!"

"My sister, I don't know how many people are in your family?"

"..." Cai Cai felt that this woman's brain might be rusted, right?

An Ying suddenly realized.

"You...you two...then what...?" She opened her mouth wide.

Cai Cai blushed and nodded.

"I'll go! Xiao Yu is bent too!" An Ying was extremely surprised.

Cai Cai's face turned even redder.

"The 1 yuan you co-authored is still for two people!" An Ying's focus quickly drifted away.

Cai Cai really wanted to hack her to death.

……

It took Cai Cai an hour to tell An Ying about the recent events in twos and threes.

What happened recently was not trivial, so An Ying exclaimed all the way.

"What? You took Grandma Xiao Yu to the hospital?"

"What? You sent Zheng Daping to the police station?"

"What? Li Ran is the young master of your company?"

"What? You and Xiao Yu are on C...uh, let it go, let it go, let it go!" An Ying struggled to push Cai Cai's hand away, "I'll go, Cai Cai, you are the star of disaster!"

Cai Cai was extremely ashamed.

"However, Xiao Yu is also really bent. I never expected that any man in the group of straight women would not be allowed to bow down under her pomegranate skirt? In the end, you actually took it down. It's just bad luck." An Ying continued to complain. .

Originally, Cai Cai hated people saying that she was not good, but when she heard this, she praised Xiao Yu to the sky, and her emotions suddenly became complicated.

"I... Am I really not worthy of her?" She asked cautiously.

An Ying almost spit out a mouthful of fruit tea: "Hey, hey, what the hell does your little wife look like? Damn, she knew it was the one who was being crushed, and there was a strong sense of 'suffering' all over her body... ..."

"Get lost!" Cai Cai threw her a candy ball.

The two laughed for a while, Cai Cai suddenly calmed down.

"Actually, I liked you before." She said.It didn't take much effort, nor was it very excited, it just came out so naturally.

"I know." An Ying was also very natural.

"..." Cai Cai couldn't be more natural now.

"Please, I'm straight and not blind. Who wouldn't be able to see it with your little thoughts?" An Ying rolled her eyes, "What kind of small bookmark, red heart lock, five-pointed star, and thousand paper cranes? Learned this, it’s too vulgar.”

"Those boys gave it just like that. I think you like it."

"Nonsense, free things, don't want them for nothing, you can eat, play and pass the time, I like whoever gives them to me!" An Ying had an expression that was too much to get a girlfriend with your IQ, "But You are not the same, okay, you spend all your living expenses every month, and you have to rely on me to help you when you have no money for food. I am spending money to buy these useless things for myself chant?"

"..." Cai Cai's face turned red and white after being teased by her.

"However, for a while, I seriously considered that I might as well just make do with you, but then I thought again, no, it's not a thing to be Plato in this life. At the beginning of a person, sex is still important. "

"I..." Cai Cai wanted to say that same-sex sex is great too!Just like her and Xiao Yu, they were flying over the eaves and flying over the walls, going up to the sky and into the ground, slipping away, which is better than the electric wand!

After all, the humanoid pile driver is not a bragging rights.

"Besides, you have never confessed your love to me, and you have never revealed even a little bit of intention in this regard. You can't ask me to speak first, can you?" At this point, she spat lightly, "Remember the time we Going on a trip, isn’t it a big bed to sleep in? I thought at the time, if you are the overlord, I will follow or not, but in the end, I am heartbroken from the words.”

Cai Cai was so shocked that she didn't know what to say.

"So..." An Ying hesitated to speak.

Cai Cai held his breath and concentrated.

"So Xiao Yu still has to give her money." An Ying said.

Cai Cai jumped up like a thump.

"Youth, youth!" An Ying sighed while hiding, "Full of unknown stimulation, cautious but bold, challenging the limits of body and mind all the time."

Cai Cai beat harder.

"Don't hit me, don't hit me anymore," An Ying begged for mercy with a smile on her face, "In 10 years, if you punch me 10 times, we'll be cleared."

Cai Cai stopped, "Actually, you still like me a little bit, right?" She asked suddenly.

An Ying nodded: "Of course, people's hearts are fleshy, not to mention you are so beautiful, even a man like me who only eats men but not women wants to try it."

"Then why..."

"Because it's you!" An Ying tilted her head and thought for a while, "I can't bend, so I can't hurt you. I just need to live in my own way, and you will leave naturally, and you will like someone else again. But it will always be there.”

She spoke very sincerely, her blingbling eyes shining charmingly.

"Although 10 years is indeed a long time, but look, isn't this just meeting Xiao Yu? Beloved, don't be in a hurry, it will come slowly."

"Then you still want to take money from my lover?"

"It's fine if you don't accept it. If you ask her to be my bridesmaid, I can give you some." An Ying laughed treacherously.

"roll."

"Hahaha," An Ying smiled, and took out another invitation card that was exactly the same as before from her bag, "The one just now was a fake, how can I eat 3000 yuan to squeeze red apricots with them? Besides, even if I If you want to do it there, Yuan Yi's family will not agree!"

"You and Yuan Yi..."

"Oh, let's just live like this. I know what I am, so it's good to find someone like this." Having said that, An Ying sighed, "It's you, I specially ordered two wedding dresses of the same style, mine S, your XL, let’s try it together later.”

"what?"

"Uncles and aunts are just like you, a daughter, and I definitely want to see you in a wedding dress, but now it seems that there is no hope in this life. There is no way to get married, but the wedding dress can be worn, SO, shoot Can you show them a picture?"

Cai Cai's heart skipped a beat.

When we walked out of the cafe, it was still early.The sun hung brightly red in the sky, printing the flushed faces of the two girls, as if they had been given a layer of golden soft light, which was unbelievably beautiful.

An Ying took the initiative to step forward and hugged Cai Cai: "It's been so hard for you for so many years."

Cai Cai was stunned for a moment, then hugged her back: "Thank you for your kindness back then."