Taoist priests are merciless

After I decided to feed my soul to my fairy, I followed him all the time.

Sure enough, as I expected, he wandered around the world for a long time, and he didn't seem to want to suck people's souls at all. Sometimes, when a little girl came to strike up a conversation with him, he would even be embarrassed to speak.

It made me worry for him on the sidelines!

Later I found out that he was going to cross the River of Forgetfulness by boat, so I guessed what he meant. He must have asked Yama to help him choose suitable candidates.

What a smart person I am, no, what a smart fox, after guessing his idea, he rushed to the Netherworld first, successfully avoided the sight of the ghost envoys, and arrived in front of King Yama.

Young master, I am not good at other things, but the invisibility technique is first-class.

King Yan Luo was shocked when he saw me suddenly appearing in the Hades, and hurriedly called the ghost messenger to capture me.

I transformed into a handsome man again, and told him the purpose of my trip.

I said: Wenqu Xingjun was demoted to the mortal world as a ghost. You must know that he needs to suck thousands or eight hundred souls to survive the catastrophe. But with Xingjun's heart and temperament, how can he be cruel enough to suck the souls of mortals? Woolen cloth?Why don't you just dedicate my soul to him, I have practiced for at least 3000 years, and my mana is so powerful, one soul can be the soul of thousands of mortals, it's easy and convenient to suck one of me.In this way, the immortal king can be saved, and secondly, by the way, I, the scourge in the three realms, will be eliminated. It is inevitable that the heavenly court will waste people and money all over the world to catch it.Kill two birds with one stone, why not do it?

King Yan Luo was successfully persuaded by me. After learning that Xianjun was about to visit, he called the judge to discuss with me a countermeasure, how to donate his soul conveniently and unobtrusively.

After the deliberation came out, I went to find a man, his name was Bai Jinzhi, and I knew he was a romantic man when I saw his peachy face. When I arrived, he was still dreaming, and in the dream was a naked man. .Dancing female ghost!

He doesn't even let ghosts go, if my Xianjun meets him, he won't be coveted by him

I can't stand the thought of this!

I sucked his soul on the spot, and then entrusted my own soul into that body.I became a down-and-out scholar, a scholar who was about to hook up with my Xianjun.

Just thinking about it makes me excited!

The next day, according to the plan, I came to the dilapidated Lanhuai Temple. The temple was really dilapidated, and it was completely incomparable with Xianjun's Tianquan Palace. It was really wronged to ask my Xianjun to stay here for one night He is gone!

When I entered the temple, I was so excited that I forgot that Xianjun is now a ghost and is afraid of the sun! As soon as I entered, he covered his face with his sleeve, making me think I was exposed, and he recognized me!

But it turned out to be a false alarm. Not only did Xianjun not recognize me, he was hooked up with a few words.

I'm very proud of it.

That night we were going to stay in that ruined temple. My Xianjun has such a thin body, I absolutely can't let him sleep on the ground.So I made a simple bed to make him sleep softer.

But he still didn't sleep well that night, I felt he was suspicious of me, I was so warm to him!It's weird, but I can't help it!

When I saw him, I wanted to pounce on him, wagged my tail, and crawled into his arms.

But my Xianjun is still indifferent and ignores me.

I found that I like his temperament very much now, the more he ignores me, the more I want to provoke, and then I see him annoyed, helpless, and have nothing to say.

Every expression of his is beautiful, beautiful enough to seduce my soul, but my soul has long been his, so he can do as he pleases.

When I was in the capital, I pestered him every day, telling him all kinds of stories in the mortal world, wishing I could tell him everything I knew.

He became a fairy at the age of 17, that is to say, he only stayed in the mortal world for 17 years, and he certainly doesn't know as much about the world of mortals as me, a fox who is thousands of years old.

So I kept talking, talking eloquently, pulling his sleeves and talking continuously, until his upper eyelids stuck to his lower eyelids, making him extremely sleepy.

My fairy looks so beautiful when he is sleepy!

For a few days after that, I couldn’t pull Xianjun to tell him stories, because I was going to take the imperial examination, which was very annoying, and they made me stay in the tribute field for three days for something that I finished in a short time!

There is no way, I can only sleep, in my dream I dreamed of my Xianjun, he smiled at me, touched my head and said: Wangque, you are free!

Then I woke up and found that a large piece of the test paper was wet.Fortunately, I have a spell, and I can restore the wet paper without any effort.

There are no surprises in the test results, I must be the first!

Just kidding, a fox who has been with Wen Quxing for several months is really ashamed to steal chickens if he fails to take the first place in the exam!

Then I was the champion, then I was rewarded with a mansion, then I became famous, and then I got a beautiful woman!

But Xianjun won't let me hug him, he just lives in my house as a favor.

I guess he should be thinking about my soul, because the judge told him that my original owner is a romantic and ungrateful person, and he should be sucked into the soul by stepping on Hua's corpse!

So I'm going to act like a fling!

In fact, there is no need to pretend, facing my fairy, I have always been suave, if I don’t play handsome every day, I will really die!

My purpose was to make him feel that I was a morally corrupt person. I teased him desperately, using all kinds of provocative language, with all kinds of charming springs in my eyes, and I acted like a hooligan.

But then I gradually discovered that there was another purpose hidden in my purpose, a shady purpose-I wanted him to like me.

It seems that I am not only a rogue, but a mean and dirty rogue!

When I was in Tianquan Palace, I tried every means to attract Xianjun's attention, hoping to share his love and concern.I like him and I want him to like me.

But I know that's impossible, he is an elegant and noble fairy, and I'm just a fox that everyone can kill, how can I be worthy of my fairy?

Besides, if Xianjun and I are really married, then when the old Jade Emperor killed me, he would have to kill Xianjun too!Impossible, impossible!

But now, relying on this human body, I want to realize my wish and make Xianjun like me with my despicable little thoughts. I don't need too much, just a little bit.

Then I shamelessly dated my Xianjun. I took him to Xianghu Lake, rowed a boat, and let him eat his favorite lotus seeds.

In fact, I really don't understand lotus seeds, the core is so bitter, how can I eat it!

But my Xianjun likes it, and I like to eat whatever he likes, no matter how bitter it is.Even if it is so bitter that I vomit blood, I still have to eat it with a smile!

When I got to the lake beach, I became more daring, and I confessed to my fairy!

I made up a play for him to watch, I know he always wanted to say goodbye to me, especially that day, but I just didn't give him a chance to say it, I want him to stay, he hasn't sucked my soul yet!How could you just let him go like that!

Later he sensed something was wrong, turned around and wanted to leave, but I hugged him tightly, I proposed to him, and I said: Shengyan, marry me.

That's my truth, it's what I've always wanted to say.

I guess I'm crazy, but I've always been crazy.

He didn't speak, but I knew that my base wish had come true, that he was in love with me.I know his.No one knows him better than I do.

I'm happy, but at the same time feel like I'm something special, I'm shameless, I'm damned, my shitty soul deserves to be sucked out!

I want to marry him, I want to keep him by my side, I want to treat him well all the time, and use my 3000 years of Taoism and cultivation to treat him well.

I want to bug him every day and tell him stories every day until he's so annoying he kicks me out and never wants to see me again.

But I can't, because the catastrophe is coming.

Now I'm going to play a villain, a ruthless and ungrateful person, a heartbreaker who would be disgusted by a dog.

I took the opportunity to hook up with Princess Yongling in the palace, and then released rumors: Princess Yongling and I are in love with each other and we are in love.

But Xianjun will not believe these words, because he believes in me.

My Xianjun is so kind, trust me you mean bastard.

So I had no choice but to do everything I could, and I brought Princess Yongling back to the mansion. I am sorry for hurting an innocent woman.

Princess Yongling and I talked loudly and brazenly in the room. I knew that Xianjun was outside, so I said loudly: I must drive him away, and drive him away immediately!

At that time, I suddenly felt that my acting skills were really good, and I was really determined and decisive. Maybe I was born to be a jerk, and acted in my true colors.

Later I went to his room, it was very cold in his room, these days I have been suppressing not to send him quilts and braziers, whenever I couldn’t help it, I scolded myself: you are more serious, you are now What a jerk!You've changed your mind!

Then I really held back.I'm pretty proud of that.

In the room, although his expression looked very cold, the same as usual, and even his voice was indifferent, but I knew that he was heartbroken, he was very sad, and I was sad that I had let him down.

No one knows him better than I do.

I hugged him very much at that time, and then laughed and said: Hahaha, you have been fooled by Shengyan!Look at my acting!I have fooled you!How could I drive you away?How could I not want you?I love you the most in my life, and only you!

But I can't say that, I'm a bastard, a ruthless person who steps on the bones of flowers!

I have to make him hate me, think I'm shameless, think he's dirty, then withdraw his love from me, suck my soul, and completely despise me!

So I said to him: "Smoker, go away, I don't want you anymore!"

He is distressed, I can see it.

Look at how well I act, I can do everything, I am proficient in everything, I should be proud.

Seeing his distressed appearance, I felt very distressed. I pretended to be lewd, approached him, and said: I want to kiss you.

I'm telling the truth, I've always wanted to kiss him, dreamed about it.

He accepted, and between lips and teeth, he began to suck my soul.Inhale little by little, inhale confidently and boldly.

I finally kissed him and I can't describe how happy I am!

I was thinking at the time, exchanging my few dead souls for a kiss from my fairy, it was so worth it!

And I achieved my goal, he successfully sucked my soul, just the day before the catastrophe came.

When I finally had a sliver of consciousness, I thought of my physical body, a snow-white silver fox, a fox that was too handsome to be tolerated by nature.

It's winter now, and I put my body in a remote plum grove. It should be covered by heavy snow and submerged, and it will slowly rot and disappear.

That would be cold, but unfortunately I can't feel it.

But if possible, I would rather let my body rot in my fairy's arms, because his arms are my favorite place, the nest where I have sexualized countless times.

But it can't, because Xianjun will be sad when he sees it. He may guess what happened, and even if he can't guess, he will be sad.

He looks cold on the surface, but he has a good heart.

No one knows him better than I do.

How can I make my Xianjun sad?I want him to return to the heaven happily, get his real body, and return to Tianquan Palace to become a star official of Wenqu.

So it is better for me to die under the plum grove in the wilderness.

Then my Xianjun will not find me, and will not be sad.

………………

On the outskirts of the capital, under the plum grove near Lanhuai Temple, lay a quiet silver fox with snow-white hair and a handsome appearance.

Snowflakes fell one after another, and soon covered its body, and the snow-white color merged into one, covering the entire earth.

The author has something to say:

I wanted to always use the third person pronoun, but I was afraid it would be a bit cruel, so I used No.1 pronoun, which seems to be fine

I hope everyone enjoys reading the article. Rotten eggs can be fried and eaten, and the blade can be used to shave legs when nothing is wrong. Don’t send them to me. The postage is expensive.