Doomsday Wood Ruler

Shen Mu's footsteps stopped.

This was the first time he met a vixen cursing in reality, and it was always on the screen before.

Kind of novel.

The speed of speech is as fast as a machine gun, and the content can be written into a manual of national curse. Admire the lung capacity of this aunt.

Listening to the content of the scolding, it was saying that the three disobedient sons in the family were going to steal the new residents here. The aunt thought they were just talking, but she didn’t expect to see no one today, so she realized that it might be true , I didn't find my sons around here, so I scolded them.

Shen Mu subconsciously looked at the crystal clear bracelet on his wrist.

This is Jinglan who is full and sleepy, huddled up and resting on the master's hand.

You don't see people when you are born, and you don't see corpses when you die.

This kind of situation will certainly make aunt crazy, but for Shen Mu, it is an excellent reason to shirk.

we can only do this.

After all, when Shen Mu saw these three men, they were already corpses.What's more, he wouldn't be so naive as to think that these people were wearing steel pipes just for courage, but they were actually absolute pacifists.

Well, I heard that in a certain western country, it is not wrong for a stranger to be shot when he enters a house?

Shen Mu sighed.

Even if those three men died, it would be no pity, but knowing that they had a mother who loved her son so much, it was still a bit uncomfortable.

Mother-child love?

The boy's eyes fell on the succulent on the window sill, and at the same time, he heard the whispers of passers-by downstairs, and two voices caught his attention:

"A man has hands and feet, what can't he do? He even steals and robs, bah, it's really embarrassing to his mother."

"Bro, did you just come here?"

"You just arrived, what's the matter?"

"You've been tricked."

"..."

"This aunt and her sons are all habitual offenders. The aunt is asking for information everywhere to find the target. The sons go to do it, and it goes well. If it doesn't go well and doesn't come back for a long time, the aunt will put on a heartbroken face to catch people. , and make a scene so loud that everyone knows about it, tsk tsk."

"...The routine is so dirty."

"Look, the next thing is moral kidnapping."

Shen Mu didn't think it was any surprise.

The boy stood by the side of the window, where it was not easy to be seen by outsiders, staring at the aunt who was dressed in a very rural style and looked quite simple.

Sure enough, after scolding for a while and nothing happened, the aunt fell to her knees with a plop and began to cry, crying and talking.

The content starts from how she lost her husband in the early years, how difficult her life was, how difficult it was to bring up her third son, to the joy of her son growing up, the pain of her son going astray, and her worry about her son's safety... Words Weeping blood and crying.

Big Mom was a screenwriter before the end of the world, right?

Shen Mu couldn't help being so suspicious.

In addition to the passers-by whispering, of course there are people who eat melons who don't know the truth. Now there are a few gullible people who have been incited to plead with the "new residents" in the aunt's mouth, as if acquiescing that her three sons have been arrested. Detained the same.

boring.

Shen Mu lost interest in the scene after watching it for a while, fell on the bed and prepared to take a nap.

As for the noise... sooner or later there will be a worse environment in the last days, try to adapt.

There are four rooms in the attic, and the windows of every two rooms have the same orientation, and the one next to Shen Mu is where the former Li Heguang and the current Xu Sheng lived.

Dr. Xu was not in the room at this time.

If you are going to move here, you will naturally need to bring your personal belongings.

Declining Li Heguang's kindness to help, Xu Sheng went to the housing agency to return the rent slowly, and then went back to the rented single room accompanied by the staff, took away his personal belongings, cleaned it, and asked the staff to check and accept it. Then Shi Shiran returned.

Then came across such a scene.

Xu Sheng paused with a luggage bag in his left hand and a bucket washbasin in his right hand.

The world is changing so fast.

Xu Sheng looked at the B&B in front of him, and then at the aunt who was kneeling on the ground and crying bitterly. He felt that it was not a good idea to walk over now. The moment before, I rushed over and hugged his leg...

The doctor looked at the aunt's dusty clothes and frowned uncomfortably.

Xu Sheng wisely hid in the crowd.

However, even though the doctor tried to blend into the sea like a drop of water, he was still eye-catching in saluting with his hands in his hands, and was quickly spotted by the onlookers. Someone came up and said, "Brother, are you a resident there?" As he said that, he glanced at the homestay, and his voice was full of envy: "Tsk, I want to live in such a good house too."

Xu Sheng didn't speak.

The man continued: "Just moved in?"

His eyes became more and more wrong, and he suddenly yelled strangely: "You don't know the person who detained her son that the aunt said?"

Everyone looked sideways.

In the blink of an eye, the aunt who was in a mess raised her oily face, howling loudly, and rushed towards Xu Sheng!

That was an agile movement that didn't suit her size at all!

Near, near!

Seeing the doctor is about to be poisoned!

It was too late to say it, and the moment the two were approaching, contestant Xu Sheng flashed from an incredible angle, and avoided the aunt's meat bomb attack by a hair!The dexterous movements are like swifts walking in the wind!Audience friends, don't forget, he is still carrying luggage!Although everyone's luggage is not heavy in the last days, it is still luggage!

An audience member: "..."

He rubbed his eyes: "Damn, I thought I was watching a football game."

Xu Sheng chose a position where the aunt couldn't break in instantly, and tensed his face: "Madam, please calm down."

The aunt cried: "My son is gone, how can I calm down?"

The doctor remained unmoved: "You can call the police." That's right, there are police officers in the base.

Aunt: "..."

As a recidivist, it is obviously impossible for her to go to the natural enemy, but what should she do when she can't answer the phone?cry!Yes, tears are a woman's best weapon!

But the police still came.

Yes, there are such enthusiastic people who eat melons and help to call the police.

When the police arrived, the truth became clear. They obviously knew the aunt. After being criticized and educated, they also hoped that the new residents of the homestay would release the three men. The base has its own punishment methods, and lynching is not supported.

The aunt didn't take the pointers of passers-by to heart, but looked expectantly at the police, watching them knock on the door of the residence.

Facing the police, Shen Hao, who just resisted not going out to watch the fun, looked confused: "We didn't see the thief?"

Qi Yue corrected: "Maybe they are robbers, but I really didn't see them." He shrugged: "Anyway, what evidence do you have to prove that they are here?"

The silver light flickered between Li Heguang's fingers, like a silent threat.

The leading middle-aged policeman said: "Sorry, can we come in and take a look?"

"Is there a search warrant?"

A lazy voice came from the attic, Shen Mu leaned on the handrail of the stairs, and said.

Dazed by the outstanding appearance, the policeman said sincerely: "No, but we are just looking for someone, and we will never touch things. Long live the understanding, how about being considerate?"

"Since you said so, uncle... please go."

Of course it was not found.

Not to mention three men, not even a hair.

The policemen were obviously very annoyed. They politely apologized to Shen Mu and the others. After walking a little further away, they poured all their anger on the aunt. These distances could not block Shen Mu's hearing, and the young man could still hear the scolding of the policemen. Sound, but that has nothing to do with him.

"Tomorrow, let's register the team and start the mission."

"it is good!"

"I have no opinion."

"Listen to you."

"Who is the captain? Well, I can see it."

That night, several people ate a delicious chicken meal. ——Xi Na is really interesting, this chicken is big enough.

The next day.

Another sunny day.

The man lit a cigarette, took a long puff, and said in a gorgeous and hoarse voice, "Those three incompetent cousins ​​of mine finally played themselves to death?" He chuckled lightly, seeming very happy: "This is a good thing Ah, finally there are three less dregs in society, the world is a little bit more beautiful, look, isn't the sky bluer?"

The aunt dressed in a country style stared at him with hatred: "It's all you! It's all you! If you are willing to give us something to eat, they won't steal it!"

"That's what you're talking about?" The man flicked his cigarette boredly, and the ash just fell into the trash can: "I have this time, I might as well use it to sleep. See off guests."

"Yes, Joe!"

"Wait, wait, Qiao Yan, I'm your aunt!"

"Oh."

He responded lightly, and the man suddenly realized: "Yes, I should be polite." He shook his hand, trying to show a cute smile, but was damaged by the scar on his face, and he looked a bit hideous: "Goodbye, aunt." .”

Aunt's wailing came from far away: "Liangzi and the others are your cousins! You can't ignore them! You are so cruel! White-eyed wolf! Evil star! Overcome the injustice of your parents!..."

The interior was quiet again.

"How did my cousins ​​die?"

"It's not sure if he's dead yet."

"Okay, why didn't they?"

"It is said that yesterday morning, he was going to steal the newcomers who had just entered the base, but he never came back. The police searched and found no one."

"Evaporation?"

"Yes."

"What did you find?"

"I didn't find anything about Liangzi's whereabouts. We can only confirm that they disappeared after entering the area where the newcomer was. In addition, at noon yesterday, the Commander and the mayor's only daughter both visited the newcomer."

"It's interesting. What's the news about the newcomers who let my cousins ​​fall?"

"They're out of town."

"Oh."

"Brother Qiao, do you want revenge?"

"Who knows...they are my cousins ​​after all."

The younger brother stopped talking.

He had never been able to understand Qiao Yan's thoughts, nor did he intend to.

The author has something to say:

After returning from this mission, Xiu Mu will make great progress!

Rest and bath: rest and wash.

What a beautiful moral.As for the homonym of rotten wood... just ignore it.