The rebellious judge [Comprehensive]

If you want to know the whole picture of the story, you have to start from the Mesopotamian plain nearly 5000 years ago.

But since that's too long to say, let's be brief.

Let’s start from the 20th century BC (laughs)~

There was a city-state named Uruk in the Sumerian dynasty located in Mesopotamia Mesopotamia.

In the time period we are going to talk about, the age of the gods has come to an end. In order to better control their lambs, the gods specially descended on a son named Gilgamesh.

This son was the blood of the king of Uruk and the goddess at that time. He was two-thirds a god and one-third a human. Hercules molded him into his form. Shemash, the god of heaven, gave him a beautiful face. Everything, the deity of the transcendent who witnessed everything, if Nietzsche, who praised the superman, saw his glory, he should bow his head and cry tears.

Gilgamesh was born with the mission of becoming the king of mankind—this is because he is the child of King Rugalbanda, and the wedge of heaven placed by the gods on the earth—because he was born as a god. expectations.

In order to prevent humans from devouring the world, this son of gods, who has the blood of humans and gods at the same time, was inserted into the earth with a wedge blessed by the gods at birth.

When Gilgamesh was a child, he was the future king praised by everyone, and the people of Uruk sang all the praises on their chests, praising their future Lugal-their king.

However, Gilgamesh, who bears the mission of "The Wedge of Heaven", was not created by the gods with the goal of being a wise king. He bears the expectations of the gods, and this expectation requires him to be a tyrant.

The people are just lambs.

Kings are shepherds, and gods are just shepherds—that's why the gods hope that the shepherds of the world will stand on their side, so that they can suppress the human beings who make them fear.

If the king is a tyrant, then the people will not be able to get the happiness they expect from the king. They can only ask the gods to sing songs to the gods with sacrifices and fine wine to make the gods happy and reward them with grace.

So Lugal of Uruk, Gilgamesh, became a tyrant.

He neither left a son for his father nor a daughter for his mother, and he did not even let go of the private property of citizens and nobles, and all the treasures in the world were occupied by him.

We all know what happened after that.

The people offer their beliefs and sacrifices like the gods, begging them to restrain the behavior of the king they gave them, so another god creator was born.

Enkidu, the only true friend of the hero king Gilgamesh.

From a tyrant to a enlightened lord, after Enkidu died, he failed in seeking immortality, and after talking with his best friend’s ghost, Gilgamesh, who returned from Hades, became a virtuous king. The kind of virtuous king who gives soldiers to stuff them into cannons and shoot them out~

From this point of view, Gilgamesh deserves to be the oldest king of mankind, the hero among heroes, and the prototype of all heroes in the future, so he rules all heroes and is the hero king.

But is it that simple?

That's it?

Before he was born, he was burdened with two diametrically opposed missions. Should he serve as a wedge for the gods to pierce the earth, or should he lead his subjects as a king?

Gilgamesh, the son of gods, was also the son of men.

The one who calls others a bastard is the real bastard, who can neither satisfy gods nor human beings.

The resulting distortion of self-meaning was there to begin with.

If this great king, who cannot even swallow his own will with the black mud in the Holy Grail, has never doubted his own existence, then he is not worthy of being called "the witness of everything".

Knowing life and death, understanding honor and disgrace, seeing everything, owning everything, adjudicating everything, in this way can be called the king of heroes, let the history of mankind shine brightly 4000 years ago, and let the era of natural gods usher in the end of its history.

Neither for man nor for God.

He is both the Son of Man and the Son of God.

Having enjoyed all the joys and sufferings in the world, Fang became a virtuous king, made Uruk brilliant, and made human beings last forever.

The finished product polished by myself to be bright and hard, the unique and firm self in the sky and the world that cannot even swallow all the evil in the world.

With such a firm self-awareness, it is natural not to care about other people's opinions. You need to know that if he considers himself a king, then he is a king, and if he formulates the kingly way, then he will implement his own kingly way.

He is the rule above all things, with eyes that are wiser than humans and gods. Those eyes have been seeing the end of human beings, and seeing that human beings will surpass him one day.

King of Heroes - Gilgamesh.

However, that distortion has never disappeared, because it is the source of his birth, and his treasure can open up the world, but it cannot destroy the water of his source.

Under such twists, his actions are incomprehensible to mortals.

Well~ But that's what I said, but the King of Heroes at this age is still quite cute compared to himself when he was young~

Even if you don't use the beauty boy skill, as long as he looks at you with a smile, how can you bear to reject him?

CC: No, I can bear it.

Winky: You are cruel, ruthless, and vexatious.

CC: Yes.roll.

Twinkle: ………

The above is the abbreviation of the confrontation between the two after the boy Shan suggested to CC that we go to the school festival together.

#Give up, it may be that you have passed the age when you can use beautiful young girls. #

CC didn't want to talk too much with this boy who made her intuitively wary and disgusted, and wanted to turn around and leave, but was attracted by the next sentence of the blond boy.

"Miss, do you want to eat pizza? I happen to have a one-year pizza coupon in the lottery. It's a special prize. It's unlimited for a whole year. Although it sounds good, I don't have any special preference for pizza. , Hey... how should I deal with it?"

While sighing pretentiously——because he is so cute, he is super cute even if he is pretending, while aiming at the green-haired girl with ruby-like eyes.

Normally, no one would take the bait for this kind of blatant teasing, let alone an immortal witch, but this young man's attitude is wonderfully not offensive at all, even if he knows his purpose, it will only make people find it interesting, Like a kitten hiding behind a couch trying to come out and scare you.

Even if you know, you are willing to cooperate with the other party to pretend to be frightened to make it happy.

That's right.

That's it.

what else can we do?

CC said that he is the worst with young creatures.

Ugh……

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and lead the way!"

The witch with green hair and golden eyes raised her head expressionlessly, accommodating the relentless young man helplessly.

The teenager Shin grinned even more happily.

So I waited for the Sword Fusangshen—ah, by the way, all the swords Fusangshen whose appearance would not make people think "Oh my god, I'm not human/weird" at a glance—connected with Lu Luxiu Only then did I realize that neither side was with CC.

Yesterday, Lu Luxiu saw that CC was eating pizza with Mr. Cheese in his arms, and he was very happy. He got excited and told an irrelevant lie, saying that he wanted to make up for the regret that he didn't make the world's largest pizza before— —The other party believed it without hesitation for a second.

Having said that, it would be nice to trust him at other times as well.

Why trust him only when it comes to pizza!

He's the least likely to be credible when it comes to pizza, right? !

I wanted to see that guy's hopeless expression of shattered dreams and pity her for ordering her a pizza, but I was too busy today to find someone. Now I have time, but the person disappeared.

Lu Luxiu, who failed in a prank once in a while, sighed and took out his mobile phone to call CC.

Sitting in the pizzeria, enjoying the free favorite, the witch quickly swallowed the food in her mouth expressionlessly, put down another piece of pizza that was already prepared, wiped her hands, and took out her phone.

"what?"

"Where are you? I'm at the gazebo next to the teaching building." Hurry over here.

"Eating pizza."

"Huh?" Where's the pizza? ? ?

Lu Luxiu froze for a moment, then heard the witch's indifferent voice from the other side of the microphone.

"It's doing good deeds. There is a child who doesn't know what to do with the pizza coupons in his hand, so please ask me to help."

Lu Luxiu was strangely silent for a moment.

"CC."

"Huh? Just say something, I'm busy here."

"That, that... It's not my fault to lie to you about having pizza, but things like robbing children..." Lu Luxiu hesitated, trying to find a suitable way of speaking to save the witch's face as much as possible, "Use me The card is ready, return the money to others and buy some sugar compensation..."

"You bastard..." CC gritted his teeth, "Am I someone who would snatch children's things?! After all, is this my image in your heart?!"

Lu Luxiu said displeased: "Because what you said is obviously a lie! Who would invite strangers to eat out of nowhere and it happens to be what you like? Do you think you are charming and loved by everyone? Show me Look in the mirror and find out why from that stinky face in the mirror!"

CC: "...you... do you want me to go back and make a mess of the house?"

Lu Luxiu snorted coldly, "If you dare to do this, prepare yourself to clean up."

CC rolled his eyes and took a sip of water, "It's true, believe it or not."

"How could there be..."

"Beep beep..."

Veins popped out of Lu Luxiu's forehead.

Ranto Shiro and Hasebe, who were wearing regular uniforms, silently looked away, looking left and right but not looking at the angry Lu Luxiu.

This is the lord's private matter, how can we, as subordinates, get involved~ By Token Fusangshen who thinks he knows the truth.

On the other side, CC continued to put the sinful delicacy into his mouth, completely unchanged.

Gilgamesh tried a piece of pizza just now, but he didn't find anything special about it at all. It's just that the pie has some vegetables added, so it's not so delicious.

However, the little angel Jill in this age group does not have a preference for complaining about each other's hobbies. It might be better to say that he cares more about the boy who called than CC who is eating pizza.

The weird is also weird, and the weird is always surrounded by the weird.

The boy of the magic family and the girl between human and non-human.

Isn't it fun?

Know all?Witness everything?See the end of humanity?

The King of Heroes doesn't want to become the Lord of Time in India.

Puzzles are only interesting when they are unsolved, and the most interesting thing is the process of thinking.

Who wants to play the game with a strategy——Game King Gilgamesh said so.

The young king who consciously limited his ability [Omniscient and Almighty Star] thought very logically that the high school boy who made the shoes and clothes made of magical powers for CC was a human magician.

After all, it is impossible for normal and extraordinary people to think about a Heroic Spirit attending school without thinking about it.

The young King of Heroes feels that today's world is not worthy of his seriousness, so he always treats everything with a loose and indifferent attitude, even when "playing games".

However, even so, he is still the Crowned Heroic Spirit.

This... is probably a standard case where the waves fly like a brat, but no one can control this brat.

The sight from the other side was annoying.

CC, who was eating pizza with a blank face, was struggling to face his favorite thing and lost his appetite.

Putting down the half-eaten pizza, CC met the gaze of the blond boy sitting across from him.

"Are you full?" The blond boy immediately asked with a smile when he saw the green-haired girl staring at him. At first glance, he looked quite lively and cute.

CC said that I am a cold-blooded witch, I have neither feelings nor girlish heart.

"Who the hell are you? What's the purpose of approaching me?" CC asked quite bluntly for the sake of pizza.

The young man Shan didn't think so, raised the corners of his mouth, and held his chin, "Didn't I tell you? I'm so boring, don't you think so? No matter where you look, it's all the same vulgar and dirty look." , Human beings that cover the ground like bedbugs are annoying to look at."

CC frowned slightly, then snorted softly with a half-smile, "That means you're not human?"

The blond boy tilted his head, opened his big ruby ​​eyes, and said carelessly: "Sah~ Compared with me, what kind of thing is Miss Sister is more confusing, right? I, although I don't like deciphering things, It’s a low-level game, but if you’re bored, it’s also good to relieve boredom~ Could it be that you’ve eaten the herb of immortality?”

CC subconsciously held his breath, quietly staring at the boy opposite.

The blond boy said to himself nonchalantly: "If you want to know other people's interests, the best way is to observe their words and deeds. Miss Sister's words and deeds are very interesting, and they are a little more interesting than boring bastards. Excellent toys !"

What an annoying way to speak.

Although it was disgusting, CC did not refute it. Compared with the emotional disgust, it was more important, "What do you mean?"

The witch who was very straightforward just now was so cautious that she didn't want even a little extra information to be noticed by the other party.

But isn't this move a kind of exposure?

The young man Shan is not stingy with giving patience, the more patient he is, the more pleasant it will be when the truth is revealed.

Anyway, there is nothing to do now.

"Even if the appearance does not change, the things you have experienced will be expressed through the eyes. The eyes of a child are different from those of an old man."

CC frowned and laughed. In the meaning of that smile, in the juvenile's judgment, there are far more inhuman parts than human parts.

"You mean, I have a pair of very old eyes? How rude, kid, girls don't feel praised when they say that."

The blond boy had a cheerful smile that only belonged to young people, but his eyes were slightly narrowed.

At this moment, CC suddenly realized that the blond boy opposite had a pair of snake-like eyes, and as long as he was willing, these snake pupils could also emit a colder light than a poisonous snake.

"There is nothing in your eyes, the scenery you want to see is in your heart, isn't it? Because all you see are boring and meaningless things, so you don't care about anything, right? You obviously like eating pizza, But when I was eating pizza, I didn’t even have a happy expression...Wow, miss, you are so funny, if you don’t show me Godkiller quickly, I will change my mind~”

All right.

CC has cold hands and feet.

It's not like being scared or anything.

Everyone on the other side was right.

Chilling observation.

The displeasure of being offended and the anger of being exposed surged in the witch's heart, making people sick.

But it was only for a short while.

He was right, he didn't care about anything.

Convinced that he had lost his appetite, CC stood up, but before he could speak, he was interrupted by the boy who looked up.

"Miss sister, don't you plan to tell me at all? I'm the one who said it. Although I have a good temper now, I will still get angry if I have been ignored."

CC looked indifferent, "Thanks for the hospitality."

The boy Shan: "...that's it?"

CC had a cold face, "What else do you want? Touch your head and praise you for being a good boy?"

The witch, who has graduated nearly a thousand years from being speechless, said that as long as it is a living thing, even a god will show it to you.

By the way, after Lu Luxiu became a "dead thing", CC's attack range also expanded accordingly. Life or death, as long as it is something she wants to hate, even a guy who crawled out of the black mud show you.

The boy who was bullied flashed his face sullenly, thinking that this woman should really listen to that boy and look in the mirror.

To be able to live until now depends on God opening his eyes, right?

CC: No, I'm only alive because of God's blindness (kimbo).

"Ding Lingling~Welcome~"

The familiar footsteps gradually approached with the welcome lines in the stereo, and the inhuman indifference frozen on the face of the green-haired witch was instantly shattered. A flash of panic.

don't care about anything?

of course not.

Even the hero king who is the only one in the sky and the world has had many things he cared about.

Gilgamesh showed a cruel and innocent smile, and he withdrew his gaze from staring at the green-haired girl. The next second, the King of Heroes, who was smiling like a child observing an ant nest, froze, revealing A rare look of surprise.

Lu Luxiu, who was approaching, paused for a moment on the blond boy opposite CC, and quickly complained about the gold necklace on the boy's neck in his mind, and understood why this person would be taken advantage of by the witch.

(It turned out to be the prodigal son of an upstart...)

His majesty the emperor of noble blood put on a polite smile at the right time, but the undisguised warning in the purple glazed eyes pierced the back of the witch who hadn't turned around yet.

"CC," the black-haired and purple-eyed boy, ah no, Heroic Ling put the shoulder of the green-haired witch with a half-reminder and half-warning, "There are so many things going on in school, how could you sneak out?" ? Come back with me, there are many tables, chairs and benches waiting for you to carry."

After finishing speaking, Lu Luxiu withdrew his hand, looked at the blond boy, and was about to say hello, but the other party, as if he just came back to his senses, let out two half-smiley voices from his throat, and then sat on the chair and laughed The sound immediately attracted the attention of all shop assistants and customers.

A trace of displeasure flashed in Lu Luxiu's eyes, and he was about to ask CC what's wrong, but before he could ask, CC grabbed his wrist and walked out of the shop rather neatly.

"Hey... what's the matter?"

What's going on with this attitude...

Lu Luxiu passively followed CC and walked out. He pulled back his hand vigorously until he got out of the pizza shop, and rubbed his sore wrist with a dark face.

(This violent woman...)

"That little..."

"Hey~Miss, don't go so fast, it's rare to see something interesting, I won't give up easily~" The blond boy walked out with his hands in his trouser pockets, and there was still a smile on his face, as if he had encountered something extremely serious. Interestingly enough, the boy depicted Lu Luxiu's figure with an uncomfortable gaze.

"This person has a problem!"

The communication in the brain that had not been used for a long time was opened again by the witch next to her.

Lu Luxiu's expression remained unchanged, but his eyes were slightly fixed.

"what happened?"

"I don't know! Anyway, stay away from him!"

"You are the one approached by him, stop ordering me!"

"You cosmic invincible idiot! Is this the time to talk about this? Either Geass or something else, just kill him---!!! No... no..."

Unfamiliar with the communication in the brain when the consciousness has not fallen to the level of thinking, the witch with green hair and golden eyes expressed her sincerity in a desperate situation.

Lu Luxiu was stunned.

CC tilted his head, letting his long grass-like hair block his face.

On the opposite side, the blond-haired, red-eyed boy had a sparkle in his eyes.

It doesn't matter if you don't need ability, the young king is tolerant of everything and has extraordinary wisdom.

"What an interesting way of communicating, what did you guys say? Can't you tell me? Well, it must be impossible, but..." The young man with a bright smile suddenly changed his face, and he was stern, "A mere bastard Dare to whisper in front of this king! Do you really think I won’t do it now that it’s daytime?!”

As soon as the voice fell, ripples appeared out of thin air behind the young man. They were pale golden, almost the same as the winter sun, and they were invisible ripples unless you looked carefully.

The air in this area was almost frozen, and there was an abyss of dead silence on the deserted road.

The king has killing intent in his heart.

The author has something to say: Do you want to guess why Shining is angry~

Answers in the next chapter~

Another: Little angels who have objections to Shiny’s image, please listen to me—I have a lot of plots in mind so I won’t change it. This is Shining in my eyes. The historical background at that time and the understanding after self-interpretation, if the opinion is different, I can only say sorry and then please try my opinion. 233333

Another thing: Have you watched the sand sculpture drama "I'm Big Brother" that makes people laugh more distorted than Shining and my king in Secondary School?

My cp wrote a fan!Fall in love with Chiji!Super nice!My cp is great!Children who like pirates can poke her single pirate fan!

Although she is very busy in [-]D, she still tries her best to find time to write code words and the texts she writes are very interesting! ! ! !

All in all, I can blow her up!

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【Author: Jin Yin】

[Article Title: "I am Big Brother's Girlfriend "Comprehensive""]

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