We paper people do not fall in love

[The system keeps babbling: The Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun, Tathagata, Buddha, all gods, please lower your head and take a look, just one look, we don't ask you for anything big, I just ask you to be merciful and protect our father Let’s be a normal person, he’s good, if he doesn’t act like a human, he’ll be a dog, oh my god, is Yu Qingze getting rabies vaccine now?My God, our Yu Qingze is so pitiful, he was bitten once for no reason, oh, maybe twice, he has not hit our father to death, woo woo woo... I am so touched, from now on, Yu Qingze will be my idol, from now on When selecting the country's top ten five-pointers four beauties and three passions, I will definitely vote for him...]

Si Yu: Shut up.

[System: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

Si Yu: ...

He sat up from the bed, and he would not feel sleepy for a while, so he went to the study and started to deal with official duties.

After the folder was spread out for a while, he still didn't turn to the next page. He sat there, dazed, not knowing what he was thinking.

[System: Dad, what are you thinking? 】

After a while, Si Yu gave a reply.

Rose.

[System: Huh?Rose? 】

[System: Dad... Is your brain really alright? 】

—

[Will you bite if your brain is broken? 】

Yu Qingze sat at the desk, typed these words on the keyboard, and then clicked search.

Didn't realize there were so many replies to this question.

—Of course, he not only bites people, he also eats people, you say it’s scary or not.

— Welcome to xxxx Mental Hospital.

—I think this question is very exploratory. If he is not out of his mind, or simply wants to bite people, everything should not be too absolute. If there is a cause, there must be an effect, and if there is an effect, there must be a cause. Maybe it is because he bites , the brain will have problems, because the killing of the same kind is really abnormal, we must look at this world with an inclusive eye, blah blah blah blah.

He ignored this surprisingly long comment and looked down.

— Generally speaking, problems with the cranial nerves will lead to self-awareness impairment to a certain extent. It is recommended to see a doctor.

— People who have rabies, well, everyone knows that.

— Bitten by a dog?

— who to bite?Out of curiosity, did you bite on the bed?Where exactly is it, and is it biting hard?

— Upstairs, I can hardly look you in the eye.

—It may also be irascibility, go to the hospital to have a look.

—The situation is serious, and it is recommended to treat it as soon as possible.

— It's hopeless, next.

……

……

Yu Qingze closed this page with a solemn expression. The original Si Yu was not considered a normal person, but now Jiang Yuan is actually biting.

The original physical characteristics affect the foreign soul?

Or, is it related to the so-called devil's deal he guessed before?

Otherwise, it is impossible for Jiang Yuan to become another person for no reason.

It is impossible to come back from the dead without a price.

He tapped the table with his fingertips a few times, then closed the computer.

When I came to the bathroom, when I was about to take a shower, I glanced at the person in the glasses, and there was a bright tooth mark on my neck. Although it was not deep or bleeding, it was a bit conspicuous.Fortunately, Ye Wei didn't find out, otherwise he would definitely lose his temper.

Thinking of this, Yu Qingze suddenly remembered the arrangement for tomorrow. It seemed that he was going to shoot a magazine cover in the afternoon, so he went to make a phone call.

"Well, delay for a few days."

"The reason," Yu Qingze raised his other hand, and rubbed the spot vigorously with his fingertips a few times, trying to ignore the strange feeling before, "the company has something to do tomorrow, and we need to make time for it."

The phone hung up, and he threw the phone aside.

The whole person lay down on the bed.

He closed his eyes.

Jiang Yuan is back.

Although I don't remember anything, I changed my name and surname, and even my identity has changed, but I am still alive.

Already good.

That night, he had a dream. In the dream, Jiang Yuan was still there. As usual, they were discussing something. While talking, Jiang Yuan came over and buried his head in his neck, just like during the day. , the tip of the hot and humid tongue licked lightly, bringing a strange touch.

Yu Qingze woke up suddenly and sat up from the bed.

He was silent for a while, pinching the back of the little white cat's neck with his fingers.

"Little flower."

Xiao Hua who ran to his bed at some point was suspended in the air, her short limbs kicked helplessly, "Meow."

Yu Qingze narrowed his eyes, "Is your master infected by you?"

Xiaohua: "Meow."

Yu Qingze put it next to the bed, "It's not you, it's also your kind." He raised his chin, "You go and settle this matter."

Xiao Hua: "... Meow."

"Why are you wronged, go quickly."

Xiao Hua took one last look at him, her eyes were particularly wronged, and then she jumped off the bed.

—

"What's going on with you recently? You don't go out. Of course, I don't usually want you to wander outside, but don't you feel bored when you stay at home alone?"

"I asked Zhang Guoguo, and he said that although your company is busy recently, it is not very busy. Oh, by the way, I heard that your company is introducing foreign aid to provide technology? Is the other party reliable?"

"I brought a script, but I forgot the key, you come down and open the door."

Yu Qingze's heart skipped a beat, "Are you at the door?"

"That's right," Ye Wei's voice on the phone was a little puzzled, "What's your tone, you don't want me to show up? Of course, I'm not alone, Xiaobai is also here, I took her to a nearby supermarket specially I bought vegetables, and I’ll have lunch here, and I’ll make up for you by the way, so you don’t have to eat takeout all day long, oh yes, there are other things that are quite heavy, so come and move them.”

Yu Qingze hung up the phone and went to the mirror to look at the tooth marks on his neck. Unfortunately, the tooth marks were about to disappear but just a little bit worse. People with bad eyesight couldn't see them, but he knew very well that The eyes of these two people are better than the other, especially Ye Wei, since he became his manager, he has been paying special attention to his face, and sometimes even a pimple that is almost invisible has to be fully prepared.

He sighed, the high collar couldn't stop it at all, unless it was a scarf, but it's not winter now, the weather is still hot.

Helpless, under the urging of the phone, he went downstairs like this.

Unsurprisingly, the two saw it at a glance.

Ye Wei frowned, and said subconsciously, "Are you in love?"

Which girl is so wild?No, it shouldn't be, she didn't notice it at all.

"No," Yu Qingze walked to the trunk of the car and took out the contents, "I was bitten by a dog."

Ye Wei didn't bother to answer such nonsense, and followed behind him, "Isn't it a girl? Was it an illegitimate meal? Did something happen?"

"Not without."

"What's going on? Other than those, who else would bite you? Is there any problem? Do you want to go to the hospital? What about other places? By the way, have you been vaccinated against rabies?"

...what the hell is a rabies vaccine.

"It's all right."

After everything was packed, Ye Wei took out a script from the bag and handed it to him, paused, "Look at this, if it doesn't suit your taste, then don't think about it."

Yu Qingze turned to the first page, and a few bold characters came into view.

"Wang Tingsheng"

He slightly raised his eyebrows, as if he had seen this name somewhere before.

Ye Wei next to her was still struggling with who did it, she was a manager, and the artists under her didn't even know they were bitten by someone, it was simply too negligent of her duty.The most important thing is that he dared to bite her Aze, how audacious!Even if it was a dog, she would have to braise it in soy sauce!

At this time, Baicha, who had been quiet all this time, suddenly said, "Si Yu?"

Ye Wei was taken aback, and immediately looked at Yu Qingze.

Yu Qingze's reaction was very calm, he was slow to refute for a few seconds, and then Ye Wei left violently.

"Fuck?! This lunatic actually dares to talk?!"

She stood up in disbelief, "Is there something wrong with this person?!"

Baicha looked puzzled, "Si Yu should not be interested in men."

"Then what's going on?!"

The air was quiet for a moment.

The two looked at each other with a tacit understanding.

Ye Wei: "I'll go meet him."

Bai Cha: "I'll be with you, I'd better bring your police bodyguard with you. I think this incident is a bit strange. When I was in the hospital before, I thought he was quite normal. I didn't expect that after returning to China, he started to have seizures again. However, He shouldn't have the habit of biting people."

"I don't care whether he is normal or not. Anyone who provokes me will be executed equally."

"But he's a bit tricky, Wei Wei," Bai Cha still looked calm, and analyzed in a soft voice, "Considering various factors, he is not a person who can confront directly, and lunatics often don't think too much about it. "

"I remember Brother Jiang Yuan said that the best way to deal with a person is to take down his weakness."

When Yu Qingze heard this, "..."

Use a move that a person is good at against that person?

He held up the script and silently blocked his face.

Sighing in my heart, these two are basically students taught by Jiang Yuan, especially Bai Cha, who is simply Jiang Yuan's little fan girl, who can't be separated from Jiang Yuan in five words, and she has learned a lot from her white face and black heart. If you deal with other people, He wasn't too worried yet, but now, dealing with his teacher?

Ok……

Oh no, Yu Qingze put down the script, Jiang Yuan in his memory has always been quite normal, even sunny, how could there be such words.

Maybe he said what was in his heart, Baicha was stunned for a moment, looked at him, and smiled slowly.

She smiled cleanly and innocently, and her voice was soft.

"What is white face and black heart?"

Yu Qingze took back the words decisively, "I didn't say anything."

He turned the script for two more pages before realizing one thing, this is a male lead drama because there is no female lead.

The roles of male one and male two are quite enough, but...Yu Qingze inadvertently glanced at a scene.

—

"Young master," Wei Xiuge suddenly stopped the person in front.

After the man turned around, he revealed a face that was breezy and breezy. He was wearing a black robe with wide sleeves, and his figure became taller and thinner. His face was also pale, as if he had been suffering from a long-term illness that could not be cured. of patients.

Wei Xiuge frowned unconsciously.

The young man had a smile on his face and a gentle voice.

"General Wei."

"A few years away, how are you doing?"

Wei Xiuge opened his mouth, and for a moment he didn't know what to say, he obviously had too much to say, obviously there were too many things he wanted to ask, but at this moment, all of them were choked in his throat.

In the end, he just pursed his lower lip and said, "It's okay."

—

Yu Qingze: There is no love between men and women, but there is a lot written about the friendship and interaction between the first male and the second male.

At this moment, his phone vibrated, and Yu Qingze took it out to have a look.

——Are you free tomorrow? I invite you to dinner, and I apologize by the way.

From Si Yu.

Ye Wei next to him leaned over to explain the script to him, so that Aze would not think it was just a story about the friendship between two men, but who would have glanced at the contacts displayed on the screen.

Oh?

"Will you eat?"

Ye smiled, with a hint of coldness, "It's really hard to find a place. I was still worrying about how to make a meeting, but now the opportunity is automatically given to me."

"noob."

Bai Cha responded and turned to look at them.

"Peace plate, or non-peace plate, which one do you choose?"

"What about the peaceful version, but what about the non-peaceful version?"

Bai Cha began to explain: "The so-called peace edition means that the two sides shake hands and make peace, sit down and discuss life, call for love and peace, until the other party is influenced."

"And the other one is very simple."

"Including but not limited to normal and abnormal means."

Yu Qingze looked at the serious attitude of the two of them, "It's just a meal, if you two are bored, you can do something else."

Bai Cha looked at him, "But he bit you."

Ye Wei looked serious, "This is the problem."

Bai Cha: "If Brother Jiang Yuan was here, it wouldn't be as simple as ours. He would definitely get rid of the other party neatly, even if the other party was a lunatic. And he would never be soft-hearted."

She raised her head, her expression was serious, even with a bit of piety, "Learn from Brother Jiang Yuan."

"Contain all dangerous factors, combat destructive factors, and restore peace and cleanliness to the world."

Ye Wei next to him nodded heavily.

"..."

Did your Brother Jiang Yuan ever think that one day, these teachings will be fed back to him.

Simply awesome.

—

- I'm free tomorrow.

——Okay, I will send you the time and place later.

- You are mentally prepared.

——?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-05-0717:22:35~2020-05-1023:50:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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