[Pirate] My Captain
Chapter 1 The road idiots who eat the overlord's meal are all poor
A new member of the Spades Pirates joins, and Captain Ace proposes a party to celebrate.
"Captain, we are so poor that we can't even buy clothes, and we don't have any money for the banquet." Fried suddenly lowered his hand and looked at Ace with a dejected expression.
Ace obviously couldn't understand: "But didn't we still have a lot of money before?"
"You have eaten them all! Captain! You are so edible." Fried was filled with righteous indignation.
"You fart, obviously you and the captain ate it together!" The other crew members raised their feet and kicked Fried's fat ass.
Ace looked at them rather distressed: "But the new companion must hold a banquet, what should we do now?"
"How about handing you over to the navy for money?" I was just playing along, who would hand over his captain to the navy.
"Oh~ sister, you are so smart! Why didn't I think of this way?!" Carl immediately showed a flattering smile.
Chris is already working with others to designate a big plan to capture Ace.
"..." Wait, are these teasers serious?I took a look at Ace. He was still eating meat. It must be bad for me to sow discord when I first came on board, so I didn't want to help him out.After thinking for a long time, I looked at Chris: "I'm just kidding."
Completely ignored, they are figuring out how to use Hailoushi handcuffs to get Ace.
Let me think, why did I join this poor pirate group?Yes, you are right, I am the new member, and this happened during the day.
Rogue Town has become famous for not a day or two. Since the One Piece King Gore Roger who was born here was executed here, Rogue Town has become world-famous as the "town of beginning and end".
Countless pirates gather here every day, hoping to cross the great waterway to find the unknown onepiece.
Of course, these have nothing to do with me, I am just a small waiter who earns a living as a waiter in a restaurant.
"Sir, the total is 8 Baileys, please pay." I walked to table No. [-] with a plate, and said to the drunk customer who was already staggering with a flushed face and a blank expression.
This gentleman had a horrible scar on the left side of his face, and a glaring knife was pinned to his waist. It moved like a black worm crawling across his face. Jingle sound.
He slapped the table with such force that all the customers in the store looked over.However, everyone did not panic, and had long been numb to these situations.
"Fuck, are you stealing money?!" Mr. Pirate shouted at me with his neck stuck.
"Would you pay?" My tone remained unchanged. As a waiter, I have very professional ethics.
"Pay your uncle!" Mr. Pirate said aggressively.
"Understood." Taking out a small phone bug from my pocket, I contacted the navy: "This is the restaurant Aize, the pirate Rath from the West Sea who has a bounty of 300 million is in debt, please send someone here Deal with it, thank you."
Lars reached out and was about to shout at my face, I took half a step back to avoid his unsightly attack, the plate in my hand made a clear sound on his fist, and at the same time raised my foot and swept him down to the ground: " Ah, Mr. Navy, now this person is attacking the clerk and damaging the property, please come quickly for the safety of our lives and property."
The garrison navy in Rogge Town is still very strong, and the drunk Lars was taken away. Before I could take a breath, the screams of the store manager broke through the sky.
"Abel! Get that brat!"
I "saw" a dark-haired man with some freckles on the sides of his cheeks running past me, and said he saw it, but it hadn't happened yet - I was born with this ability to see what people nearby were doing next What will happen in a very short time.Simply put, I can predict the things around me, and the length of time extended into the future is uncertain.
I told people about it when I was a kid, but no one believed me, and I stopped talking about it later.
Sure enough, this man ran past me.
I should have caught him, but this man...
He also saw me at the door, and he gave me a friendly smile, his teeth so white that they gleamed took up most of my field of vision.The wind he brought up was warm, and he slipped away from me when I was stunned.
"Abel! What the hell are you doing?!" the store manager's wife, fat and strong like a cow, shouted behind me.
"Sorry, I'm going to chase him back right away!" I stepped up uncontrollably, with a vague feeling that I must catch this person.In fact, I just pretended to be a fortune teller. Of course I have to catch him, otherwise the shop manager's wife will definitely fire me.
When the voice fell, I had already chased this Mr. Pirate for two streets.
Living in this chaotic era, especially in a place like Rogge Town where countless pirates come and go every day, it is impossible to survive without some skills.With a passer-by face, he looks harmless to humans and animals. Maybe stomping his feet can destroy the world or create an era, because it is said that Roger was often scolded when he was a bear child.
It is said that the people in his hometown were quite proud of him at that time.Of course, it is still the same now, more than half of the original residents of Rogge Town have followed his old path and become pirates.
"Mr. Pirate, can you stop and obediently give me the money? I can't run anymore." The distance from the black-haired pirate didn't fall too far, and my evaluation of this Mr. Pirate changed from stupid to A fool with decent skills, but this can't change his nature as a fool.
He turned back and shouted: "But I really have no money with me! The money is all on the boat!"
"We can get it from your ship."
"I'm lost and don't know where the boat is parked."
"..." I was wrong, this is not a fool, but a tease.After running for several streets, I suggested: "Mr. Pirate, I can take you to find your ship."
"I don't want it! You'll call the navy if I stop!"
Mr. Pirate must have witnessed the process of me tidying up Lars just now. I thought about how to save my gentle, kind and polite waiter image for a long time, but I couldn't think of a way.For nearly three hours, I chased him around the entire town of Rogge over and over again. When I passed the port for the fourth time, I staggered and fell to the ground.
The knee that hit the ground was so painful that my tears flowed out. I gasped, but couldn't make any sound.
Mr. Pirate who was running in front hesitated and ran two steps forward, and finally turned back and stood in front of me: "Hey, are you okay?"
"I don't call you." I turned my head away from him, and I wouldn't be like this if it wasn't for him.
"Eh? Isn't your name love?!" He asked in surprise.
"...That's not it!" I could see my anger tank was full, and the tears started to flow out again.
If I go back now, the owner's wife will definitely ridicule me again.As for the owner, he will probably come over to greet me after closing time.What will tomorrow be like?Is it still the same as today?Endless disputes and a life full of soot?
"Don't cry..." The black-haired Mr. Pirate squatted down next to me, "My brother was also a crybaby when he was a child. I haven't seen him for three months. I miss him so much."
I miss my younger brother who I haven't seen for three months, Mr. Pirate, how much younger brother do you have?I wiped away my tears, and said seriously: "Take me away, Mr. Pirate, I want to go to sea with you."
I swear I'm serious, but Mr. Pirate looked at me in disbelief: "Are you kidding me?"
"Either pay back the money or take me away, you choose." I got up from the ground, and then looked down at him squatting in front of me.
He tousled his messy black hair, and the setting sun cast his shadow on my feet, stretching back long.He stood up and I was immediately covered in shadow.He held out his hand to me: "Well, in principle, they should object to bringing a woman back, but it's different if it's a chef, come with me, love."
"I told you I'm not called love!" I slapped his hand away. "I'm Abel."
"My name is Ace! Hello." Mr. Pirate curled his lips slightly, "Then let's go back to the boat now, love."
"..." I stood there and watched him run two streets away and then come back with a depressed face.
The boy named Ace said calmly, "I forgot I was lost."
I was on the verge of going out of my mind just now to get on such a *boat.He also has a record pointer in his hand, don't tell me this guy is a navigator, or we'll get lost to death.
Facts have proved that I was really stupid and naive. When I led Ace to the port and found their ship--please allow me to admire their ship, it is really a good sailing ship, it is the pirate flag The style is a bit of a quirk - after meeting his current crew of eight, I'm in shock, I'm not feeling well!
Because Ace is the captain.
This younger brother, whose full name is Portgas D. Ace, who is less than 20 years old and can fall asleep with a meal and get lost in the town of Rogue the size of a sesame seed, is the captain!
And the feeling of them standing together is subtly like a villain, or the kind of villain of a debt collection company gathered by ruthless and unreasonable gangsters.
Ace is the funny leader of the second grade.
I am deeply worried about my future, can we really reach the great channel?
Then Ace introduced them to me one by one. I used to be a waiter and I could easily remember their names.Then he bowed to them before Ace wanted to introduce me: "Hello, I'm Abel from Rogue Town, please give me your advice."
No one spoke, and just when I was wondering what was wrong, Chris, who was wearing a long tuxedo with a blue scarf on his neck, suddenly said, "Damn it's really a girl! Captain, where did you get it?" Such a cute girl?!"
"The captain is so lucky, why can't I abduct the girl onto the boat?" The fat man Fried, with pointed ears and two tufts of hair sticking to his cheeks like a hat, answered the question.
Ace has already walked towards the refrigerator: "I advise you not to shoot her, love is very strong."
As soon as he finished speaking, I had already beaten Carl, who had a white heart on his clothes, who was close to me and said obscene jokes, and was beaten away.
Of course, this is not because of my strength, but because these men's subtle gentleman psychology prevents them from taking action against a girl with obvious feminine characteristics.
Although I understand it in my heart, I will not feel grateful to them.
"How do you know?" I looked at Ace, with the same neutral tone.
Ace smiled: "The pirate with a bounty of 300 million was instantly killed by you, I saw it all."
"...he was drunk." I couldn't resist adding this prerequisite.
"Anyway, you are very strong. As my crew member, you must be very strong." Ace began to make trouble out of no reason. "What are you good at?"
I raised my eyes and glanced at him: "Anyway, I must be better than you to know the way, and I won't forget to bring money when I eat."
Ace didn't seem to notice that I was mocking him: "Forget it, we don't need anything now~"
Anyway, let me stop here.Now think about Fireme and this result is somewhat unchanged.
However, what is said to be missing?What about the money agreed upon during the Overlord meal on board?
Mr. Pirate, you are so poor, does your family know?
"Captain, we are so poor that we can't even buy clothes, and we don't have any money for the banquet." Fried suddenly lowered his hand and looked at Ace with a dejected expression.
Ace obviously couldn't understand: "But didn't we still have a lot of money before?"
"You have eaten them all! Captain! You are so edible." Fried was filled with righteous indignation.
"You fart, obviously you and the captain ate it together!" The other crew members raised their feet and kicked Fried's fat ass.
Ace looked at them rather distressed: "But the new companion must hold a banquet, what should we do now?"
"How about handing you over to the navy for money?" I was just playing along, who would hand over his captain to the navy.
"Oh~ sister, you are so smart! Why didn't I think of this way?!" Carl immediately showed a flattering smile.
Chris is already working with others to designate a big plan to capture Ace.
"..." Wait, are these teasers serious?I took a look at Ace. He was still eating meat. It must be bad for me to sow discord when I first came on board, so I didn't want to help him out.After thinking for a long time, I looked at Chris: "I'm just kidding."
Completely ignored, they are figuring out how to use Hailoushi handcuffs to get Ace.
Let me think, why did I join this poor pirate group?Yes, you are right, I am the new member, and this happened during the day.
Rogue Town has become famous for not a day or two. Since the One Piece King Gore Roger who was born here was executed here, Rogue Town has become world-famous as the "town of beginning and end".
Countless pirates gather here every day, hoping to cross the great waterway to find the unknown onepiece.
Of course, these have nothing to do with me, I am just a small waiter who earns a living as a waiter in a restaurant.
"Sir, the total is 8 Baileys, please pay." I walked to table No. [-] with a plate, and said to the drunk customer who was already staggering with a flushed face and a blank expression.
This gentleman had a horrible scar on the left side of his face, and a glaring knife was pinned to his waist. It moved like a black worm crawling across his face. Jingle sound.
He slapped the table with such force that all the customers in the store looked over.However, everyone did not panic, and had long been numb to these situations.
"Fuck, are you stealing money?!" Mr. Pirate shouted at me with his neck stuck.
"Would you pay?" My tone remained unchanged. As a waiter, I have very professional ethics.
"Pay your uncle!" Mr. Pirate said aggressively.
"Understood." Taking out a small phone bug from my pocket, I contacted the navy: "This is the restaurant Aize, the pirate Rath from the West Sea who has a bounty of 300 million is in debt, please send someone here Deal with it, thank you."
Lars reached out and was about to shout at my face, I took half a step back to avoid his unsightly attack, the plate in my hand made a clear sound on his fist, and at the same time raised my foot and swept him down to the ground: " Ah, Mr. Navy, now this person is attacking the clerk and damaging the property, please come quickly for the safety of our lives and property."
The garrison navy in Rogge Town is still very strong, and the drunk Lars was taken away. Before I could take a breath, the screams of the store manager broke through the sky.
"Abel! Get that brat!"
I "saw" a dark-haired man with some freckles on the sides of his cheeks running past me, and said he saw it, but it hadn't happened yet - I was born with this ability to see what people nearby were doing next What will happen in a very short time.Simply put, I can predict the things around me, and the length of time extended into the future is uncertain.
I told people about it when I was a kid, but no one believed me, and I stopped talking about it later.
Sure enough, this man ran past me.
I should have caught him, but this man...
He also saw me at the door, and he gave me a friendly smile, his teeth so white that they gleamed took up most of my field of vision.The wind he brought up was warm, and he slipped away from me when I was stunned.
"Abel! What the hell are you doing?!" the store manager's wife, fat and strong like a cow, shouted behind me.
"Sorry, I'm going to chase him back right away!" I stepped up uncontrollably, with a vague feeling that I must catch this person.In fact, I just pretended to be a fortune teller. Of course I have to catch him, otherwise the shop manager's wife will definitely fire me.
When the voice fell, I had already chased this Mr. Pirate for two streets.
Living in this chaotic era, especially in a place like Rogge Town where countless pirates come and go every day, it is impossible to survive without some skills.With a passer-by face, he looks harmless to humans and animals. Maybe stomping his feet can destroy the world or create an era, because it is said that Roger was often scolded when he was a bear child.
It is said that the people in his hometown were quite proud of him at that time.Of course, it is still the same now, more than half of the original residents of Rogge Town have followed his old path and become pirates.
"Mr. Pirate, can you stop and obediently give me the money? I can't run anymore." The distance from the black-haired pirate didn't fall too far, and my evaluation of this Mr. Pirate changed from stupid to A fool with decent skills, but this can't change his nature as a fool.
He turned back and shouted: "But I really have no money with me! The money is all on the boat!"
"We can get it from your ship."
"I'm lost and don't know where the boat is parked."
"..." I was wrong, this is not a fool, but a tease.After running for several streets, I suggested: "Mr. Pirate, I can take you to find your ship."
"I don't want it! You'll call the navy if I stop!"
Mr. Pirate must have witnessed the process of me tidying up Lars just now. I thought about how to save my gentle, kind and polite waiter image for a long time, but I couldn't think of a way.For nearly three hours, I chased him around the entire town of Rogge over and over again. When I passed the port for the fourth time, I staggered and fell to the ground.
The knee that hit the ground was so painful that my tears flowed out. I gasped, but couldn't make any sound.
Mr. Pirate who was running in front hesitated and ran two steps forward, and finally turned back and stood in front of me: "Hey, are you okay?"
"I don't call you." I turned my head away from him, and I wouldn't be like this if it wasn't for him.
"Eh? Isn't your name love?!" He asked in surprise.
"...That's not it!" I could see my anger tank was full, and the tears started to flow out again.
If I go back now, the owner's wife will definitely ridicule me again.As for the owner, he will probably come over to greet me after closing time.What will tomorrow be like?Is it still the same as today?Endless disputes and a life full of soot?
"Don't cry..." The black-haired Mr. Pirate squatted down next to me, "My brother was also a crybaby when he was a child. I haven't seen him for three months. I miss him so much."
I miss my younger brother who I haven't seen for three months, Mr. Pirate, how much younger brother do you have?I wiped away my tears, and said seriously: "Take me away, Mr. Pirate, I want to go to sea with you."
I swear I'm serious, but Mr. Pirate looked at me in disbelief: "Are you kidding me?"
"Either pay back the money or take me away, you choose." I got up from the ground, and then looked down at him squatting in front of me.
He tousled his messy black hair, and the setting sun cast his shadow on my feet, stretching back long.He stood up and I was immediately covered in shadow.He held out his hand to me: "Well, in principle, they should object to bringing a woman back, but it's different if it's a chef, come with me, love."
"I told you I'm not called love!" I slapped his hand away. "I'm Abel."
"My name is Ace! Hello." Mr. Pirate curled his lips slightly, "Then let's go back to the boat now, love."
"..." I stood there and watched him run two streets away and then come back with a depressed face.
The boy named Ace said calmly, "I forgot I was lost."
I was on the verge of going out of my mind just now to get on such a *boat.He also has a record pointer in his hand, don't tell me this guy is a navigator, or we'll get lost to death.
Facts have proved that I was really stupid and naive. When I led Ace to the port and found their ship--please allow me to admire their ship, it is really a good sailing ship, it is the pirate flag The style is a bit of a quirk - after meeting his current crew of eight, I'm in shock, I'm not feeling well!
Because Ace is the captain.
This younger brother, whose full name is Portgas D. Ace, who is less than 20 years old and can fall asleep with a meal and get lost in the town of Rogue the size of a sesame seed, is the captain!
And the feeling of them standing together is subtly like a villain, or the kind of villain of a debt collection company gathered by ruthless and unreasonable gangsters.
Ace is the funny leader of the second grade.
I am deeply worried about my future, can we really reach the great channel?
Then Ace introduced them to me one by one. I used to be a waiter and I could easily remember their names.Then he bowed to them before Ace wanted to introduce me: "Hello, I'm Abel from Rogue Town, please give me your advice."
No one spoke, and just when I was wondering what was wrong, Chris, who was wearing a long tuxedo with a blue scarf on his neck, suddenly said, "Damn it's really a girl! Captain, where did you get it?" Such a cute girl?!"
"The captain is so lucky, why can't I abduct the girl onto the boat?" The fat man Fried, with pointed ears and two tufts of hair sticking to his cheeks like a hat, answered the question.
Ace has already walked towards the refrigerator: "I advise you not to shoot her, love is very strong."
As soon as he finished speaking, I had already beaten Carl, who had a white heart on his clothes, who was close to me and said obscene jokes, and was beaten away.
Of course, this is not because of my strength, but because these men's subtle gentleman psychology prevents them from taking action against a girl with obvious feminine characteristics.
Although I understand it in my heart, I will not feel grateful to them.
"How do you know?" I looked at Ace, with the same neutral tone.
Ace smiled: "The pirate with a bounty of 300 million was instantly killed by you, I saw it all."
"...he was drunk." I couldn't resist adding this prerequisite.
"Anyway, you are very strong. As my crew member, you must be very strong." Ace began to make trouble out of no reason. "What are you good at?"
I raised my eyes and glanced at him: "Anyway, I must be better than you to know the way, and I won't forget to bring money when I eat."
Ace didn't seem to notice that I was mocking him: "Forget it, we don't need anything now~"
Anyway, let me stop here.Now think about Fireme and this result is somewhat unchanged.
However, what is said to be missing?What about the money agreed upon during the Overlord meal on board?
Mr. Pirate, you are so poor, does your family know?
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