[Pirate] My Captain

The business that Marco said was going to Wano Country.As for what to do in Wano country, I didn't say anything, just said I went there.

"Is this an rpg game? After triggering a new quest, you have to go to the quest location to find a new npc to take the quest." I couldn't help complaining, Marco, does he know that you like pretending to be a mysterious white beard so much?

Marko rolled up the newspaper and knocked on my head: "Yes, now I want to tell you the map of the new dungeon to pick up people, Yizang, the captain of our No.16 team of the Whitebeard Pirates, you go to The task is mainly to assist him. As for what task he will give you, I don't know."

"..." Ace fell asleep standing up.

Marco pulled a newspaper roll on his head: "Don't sleep, wake up!"

Ace tilted his head, the air bubble in his nose burst with a pop, and he woke up.

"This is the difference between a girl and a man." Sa Qi sighed meaningfully while sitting on the side.

"Would you hit the girl on your boat hard?" Joz folded his arms around his chest and turned to look at him.

"No." Sage replied immediately.

"But you cut me with a knife." Captain Joz casually said, "Although you have cut off a lot of knives, you will always come with a knife every time."

I listened to these conversations without changing my face, and I was really powerless to complain.Miss Melandot has only been away for a few days, Captain Saqi, you and Captain Joz will fall in love with each other and kill each other when you come back, are you a talented man and a boy?Wait, did something weird pop into my head just now?

"Joz will be with you." Marco glanced at them, then added casually.

"Why?" Ace came to his senses all of a sudden, pointing at Sage and asked, "Can't Sage be with us?"

"Why?" Marco raised an eyebrow.

Ace raised his hand and pushed the hat that Marco took off back on his back. He crossed his legs and replied solemnly: "Because Sage cooks deliciously."

"No!" Marco yanked his hat off with another newspaper roll.

I silently looked up at the top of the cabin, and just wanted to shout out, why did the internal captain-level meeting chaired by Whitebeard arrest me and Ace? !And Captain Marco, are you so violent to ordinary players?Won't their skulls be broken by you?White Beard, don't sit in your position and pretend to be dead, okay?Just now I really saw you secretly opened your eyes and looked at Ace, I also saw you smiling, so I really don’t need to pretend anymore!

So we were thrown into a small boat by Captain Marko under the acquiescence of White Beard who turned a blind eye and closed his eyes. Relying on some clear water and a permanent pointer, we started to go to Wano Country.

Neither Ace nor I have been to Wano country, but Joz has been. It is a typical tropical country, so you can see many girls in cool clothes.Captain Joz looked at me to be honest, and I was under a lot of pressure when I was wrapped up with only one face exposed.

The journey along the way made me deeply realize that if Captain Joz went to be a tour guide, he would be fired every minute.

Imagine a middle-aged man with no ups and downs saying "Wano country is such a good place" in a low voice, just like a city's zombies lined up in a neat square like a navy and say to you "Here is a Great place, come and play with us, come or not, I’ll eat you, hehehehehe, of course you’ll eat yours when you come, so come on, I’ll wait for you”, there is no good feeling at all !The goosebumps are going to drop, okay?

However, Captain Joz only has this one black spot, and it is still very reliable at other times.

I thought so until we started preparing lunch.

This boat is not equipped with a kitchen. Captain Marko pretended to exercise your ability to survive in the wild sea, so he threw us here to solve the food problem by himself.What the hell is the wild sea? !Like the artsy, flower-covered skull of the Navy?

All in all, we'll have to settle for lunch ourselves.Don’t worry about food sources. Along the way, there will always be some Neptunes who are built like naval warships but whose brain capacity is only one-thousandth the size of the navy flag. Will challenge us.If there is really no way to eat the sea kings running in front of our ship and pulling the fiber rope in front of us, anyway, there is Captain Joz, a free labor force on board, who can let him paddle across.Ace must stay away from the oars, he often accidentally burns the things in his hands when he elementalizes.

There are seasonings and so on in the refrigerator, so there is no need to worry about the fire.The question is, where to bake it?You can't burn it on the boat, and you can't dismantle the boat to get out the iron things and make an independent oven.

Ace and I looked at Captain Joz in unison.

"What are you looking at me for?" Captain Joz looked bewildered.

"Why don't you turn into a diamond and hold the meat in both hands for Ace to roast." I suggested calmly.

"I refuse." Captain Joz rejected my proposal without thinking, "My hands can be Moby Dick's shield, or they can be said to be the sharp blade for cutting off the enemy, but they will definitely not be kitchen utensils."

Ace rolled Sapo on the ground: "You just refused, your team members are going to starve to death."

"I've thought about it, and besides, you are not members of the third team." Joz replied righteously.

"When did you think about it?!" Ace and I complained at the same time, "You're lying to ghosts!"

"I thought about it for a second, and I decided to reject you." Joz looked at us with honest eyes, "Wano Country is not too far away, at worst, let's go to the restaurant for dinner when we get there."

"I'm going to starve to death." Ace sat up on the deck with his legs crossed, staring at Joz with his deep black eyes, as if accusing his parents of not giving him food.

Captain Qiaozi covered his face with one hand and turned his head: "It's shameful to be cute."

Feeling my heart was pounded, I had no choice but to silently set up a strangely shaped barrier and start grilling.Mother of heaven, although the power of the guardian is to protect others, my current behavior is also to protect everyone's stomach, so please forgive me.

Captain Joz sighed while eating the meat: "If the navy knows that their tricky ability is being used to roast meat at the moment, I don't know how to react."

"To save energy, let the red dog work in the kitchen!" I immediately offered my opinion.

"The one that can make ice can use artificial refrigerators to preserve food!" Ace's eyes seemed to see a refrigerator that could hold meat products infinitely.

"Then the yellow ape is going to be a light bulb?" Captain Joz said, are you all idiots?

Ace looked at it with disgust: "Fire can also illuminate, he is really useless."

"...Brother, that is the top three generals of the navy, not the top three pieces of the navy. How can it be useful or not? He is a combat power, not a household item." Captain Joz burst into tears and expressed that he was conquered by Ace's logic.

"No wonder that female Celestial Dragon has always said that the navy is the best. These three can provide energy, but let them consume energy. The navy is really the best." Ace punched his hands with a face suddenly enlightened.

I took my lunch and sat aside silently. Miss Melando said, don't argue with a fool, because he will pull your IQ to the same level as his and beat you with his rich experience.Although this was the reason she taught me not to talk to Miranda and Thanido at the time, but now I feel that there is nothing wrong with Ace. This result shocked me so much that I couldn't eat it.

So I finished the roast and washed the dishes and went to take a nap.

I was woken up by the heat.

I threw off the blanket on my body, went to the bathroom and washed my face with cold water, but I still felt uncomfortably hot.Fanning the air with my hands, I took off my jacket, changed into a pair of shorts, and walked out onto the deck.It was almost dusk now, the sun was sinking slowly below the surface of the water, and the place where the sea and the sky meet seemed to be on fire.

"Isn't it pretty?" Captain Joz's voice suddenly appeared.

I nodded and looked the other way.There are many boats parked around, and we have arrived at the port.The port is very prosperous, and within sight, you can see some pedestrians and street vendors selling things.It is a very nice island, and the flashing signboard of the restaurant is even more eye-catching. As I expected, Ace is no longer on the boat.

"This is the country of Wano." Joz stood up, "Let's find a place to have dinner at random, and meet up with Izo at night."

"Is there no one left to watch the ship?" I asked a little curiously.

"No need, after the matter is settled, we will go back with Yizang and the others." Captain Joz picked up his backpack, "Pack up your things first, let's go to Ace first."

I nodded, and went back to my room to pack some things I had with me into my backpack.Usually I carry a satchel, but this time since the boat is not safe, I can only carry a backpack.Fortunately, I don't have many things. All the important things are on Moby Dick, so a small bag is enough.

After landing, we started to search for traces of Ace, the first target, the restaurant.I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that there are more people looking at me than Joz.

"Is there something wrong with me?" I looked at Captain Joz suspiciously. This world is not so unbalanced in the ratio of men to women, is it?

"They're just looking at your tattoo." Captain Joz obviously understood the situation quite well, "Compared to me, it's more shocking that a little loli like you is also a member of the Whitebeard Pirates."

"..." I think it must be the wrong way for me to open my eyes. Did Captain Joz casually say the word "little loli" just now?Captain Joz, who always thought he was a representative of an upright and mature man, is actually a gentleman's dead house?

I was about to turn around and ask, but I didn't know how to speak.After all, this is a personal question, so it's not a good idea to ask these questions, is it?Just as he was thinking, he suddenly found that the road ahead was blocked by a few hooligans: "Little girl, are the tattoos on your body fake?"

"What's none of your business?" I said, wanting to see Captain Joz's reaction, but I didn't expect him to disappear, disappeared... Didn't we still go together just now?Captain Joz, are you invisible? !Are you disconnected? !Is your gaming console out of battery? !Did you offend the GM and get banned? !

The little hooligan at the head said in a haughty voice: "Although I can't get this tattoo on, it would be nice to get a woman with this tattoo, hahahahahaha!"

His followers also followed suit hahahaha, but I didn't see where the joke was at all...

"..." Silently turned around and prepared to find another way to find Captain Joz.

But the way back was also blocked.

Turning around again, he looked at the leader of the little hooligan: "Are you asking me for trouble?"

"Are you an idiot? I—"

He couldn't finish his sentence. After listening to the first sentence, I rushed up decisively with my bag on my back, then swept his legs short, knocked him down and kicked him out: "Sorry, I want to say, Whitebeard It’s a pirate group, not a criminal group or a hooligan community, so it’s natural for you to be rejected, right?”

The rest of the hooligans rushed towards me, but... I think Zhan Wuscum is already a very bullying word, but the fighting power of this group of hooligans is definitely minus five. a group.I patted the dust on my hands when I stood on the ground with one hand before. I changed my mind to go to Captain Joz first. I should go to Ace first, because Captain Joz will go to him too.

Before he had taken two steps, applause suddenly sounded behind him.The road in front of me was suddenly blocked by a row of navy, I turned my head, a red-haired boy rolled his eyes at me, beside him with glasses and a long ponytail, the navy who couldn't tell the age looked at me with a smile: "Lovely little Luo Let Li and Shushu go home."

The people around were obviously already familiar with the admiral, and they all cut it off and then went about their business in disgust.

I wiped the sweat from my head because of the hot weather: "Please allow me to seriously reject you."

"Uncle Lolicon, go to hell." The red-haired boy beside him kicked him.

I didn't even see it at such a fast speed, but this person dodged easily.He even moved the boy's back in an instant, and pressed his head with his hand: "Bick, it's wrong to attack your boss."

Navy six, shaved.

But wait, Piccolo?I think the name sounds familiar.Wait, isn't this the brat I met on the Great Channel?Did he really go to the navy to find his dad?But why the garrison of Wano country?

Suddenly there was a commotion in the original place, and one could faintly hear something like "You bastard who eats the overlord's meal, stop for my old lady", and there was a flutter of chickens and dogs jumping around.I don't know why, but I just think it's Ace...

Then I did something that I couldn't even think of. Looking at the navy in front of me, I said quite seriously: "If you are a trustworthy admiral, please take me home."

The surroundings suddenly became quiet, and even Piccolo forgot to struggle.A gust of hot wind blows, and I feel even hotter.

The author has something to say: ah, the new dungeon opens [-]v[-], so this dungeon is basically an original plot, I hope everyone will not be bored