[Pirate] My Captain

It was the first time in my life that someone begged me so much. I really couldn't find a reason to refuse, so on the first day I joined the Spades Pirates, I became their accountant.

After having this title, I feel that I am 50 years old in an instant.

When we were about to enter the great waterway, the first hurdle we came to was Mount Livas. After turning the corner, we started flying down again.

Although we are not waterfalls.

Maybe I'm missing something, after seeing a big face I remembered I forgot a whale.

Before it could speak, Ace threw a fire fist and roasted it.Just when others were about to tear it up and eat it, the poor whale cried.

As a result, Ace apologized stupidly again, and it took a long time to appease the whale before it calmed down, and then we started sailing again.

Wait, the point is I saw a big face?

"Little girl, did your people beat our people?"

"...a face speaks." I calmly turned my head to look at Ace who was sleeping next to me (in fact, I don't know how he fell asleep next to me).

Ace continued to sleep, and I popped the bubble on his nose with a stick.

Then the captain woke up.

"The big face said that you beat their people." I stood up and looked at the big curly face: "May I have something to drink?"

"Beauty oral liquid." Dalian replied.

I nodded and decided to bring him the dishwater.

When I came out, he and Ace were already calling each other brothers and sisters, and I understood it in their incoherent conversation.

This big face is the monster king Ivankov, the revolutionary army, we destroyed the weapons of the revolutionary army yesterday, he is here to find fault.As a result, Ace flattened him, using words to sympathize with men.

Ivankov's oral habit is to add boy after people's nicknames. For example, he calls Ace now as Ace boy. He called everyone on our pirate ship, and finally his eyes fell on me: "Ace Bell girl?"

The corners of my mouth twitched.

Big Face (after hearing his words, I decided to call him that from now on) seemed to see my embarrassment, and he said excitedly, "Do you want to be turned into a man by me?"

This proposal was rejected by all the men on board.

We didn't ask what the revolutionary army was doing in Rogge Town. We are both criminals in the world, and our common enemy is the navy.Although I am a little sorry for Mr. Smoker, I promise that I will not have trouble with him in the future.And can the revolutionary army buy weapons?Idiots know it too.

The big-faced boat was right behind us, and we parted ways after having lunch together.Before leaving, he asked me: "You were the first to see me, why didn't you attack me then?"

"We are a group of peace-loving pirates, because of love and piece." I walked in front of my eyes with scissor hands expressionlessly.

Ace's head hits his plate and he falls asleep.The beer in the mouths of the other mouths spurted out, and they all looked like they just drank a bowl of hot water.

The big face smiled happily, he glanced at the whip on my waist, pointed at it and asked, "Is this your weapon?"

I nodded.

He looked at Ace: "I have experience in using whips, do you mind if I teach her a few tricks?"

Ace is still asleep.

"Ace boy, you are so reasonable." The big face grabbed me and jumped onto their boat two or three times, he said to the people on the deck: "Go and do it, I want to teach Ace boy's little sweetheart a few tricks If you work hard, the onlookers will make women feel shy and make mistakes.”

The corners of my lips twitched, and I really wanted to throw the whip on his face by mistake.

But the people around seemed to have gotten used to it and walked away separately.

"Weapons like whips look very tasteless, but in fact..." Big Face walked around me twice, then continued, "It's also very tasteless."

Doesn't that mean you didn't say anything?But I didn't refute anything. After all, in this sea, there is no luck value of EX, nor the force value of EX. There is no doubt that the former is more important to a certain extent, but no one can say for sure, but the latter a quantifiable.How many strong people fall on luck.

There is someone who is willing to help me increase the force value, why not do it, and besides, he does not charge tuition fees.

We stopped at Twin Point for half a day, during which time I stared blankly at the detailed use of the whip and all the possible messes.When it was over, he asked me, "Do you remember everything?"

I recalled it, and I guess I can remember the last few sentences, but I still nodded.The stupid setting of the whip made me decide to change weapons in the future: "Yeah."

"Then let's try what we just said now." The big face seemed very satisfied with my answer.

"..." I bit the bullet and went on.

Whip is such a weapon, it is not difficult to say, the biggest advantage is that it can hit the opponent from a little distance away.But this is mostly support, and it is difficult to turn it into a fatal injury.

Carefully walking outside the safety line, I looked at the confident face.The moment he settled down, he stopped in his tracks, and the whip in his hand rushed towards the waist of the big face like a sprinting snake.As far as the whip is concerned, this speed is already very fast.But Big Face escaped with just a quick backflip.

Not only that, but his backflip position allows his feet to be on the mast.With this strength, he rushed towards me instead.

Quickly retracting the whip, it was too late to launch another attack.For me who can "see", high attack speed is not unsolvable.I pulled the pistol (Brandy gave me self-defense) from my belt with my backhand, and shot it three times in the face.

At the same time, I quickly moved to the left, and the flexible whip attacked the eyes of the big face again.

"Death wink!"

Hearing this sentence, I immediately felt a strong air current hit me.The whip immediately changed direction and hit the ground, and with this force I jumped up to avoid the attack.And the mast behind me was reduced to ashes in the explosion.

"..." I looked back at the mast behind me, and my whole body was not well.What kind of ability is this Nima, is it too unreasonable? !How can we have fun when we can destroy the world with the blink of an eye?

I was stunned, and then I was turned over.

Then we started the practical class, which ended with me being fucked hundreds of times and finally getting the whip on his arm.

"You have graduated from the teacher." The big face looked proud, and it could be imagined that this pride became correspondingly weighted because of the size of his face.

"I just hit you." I looked at him and thought I'd tie him up anyway and pluck his eyelashes that were heavier than eyeshadow.

Dalian put his hands on his hips proudly: "Don't worry, there are not many people who can hit me in the first half of the Great Channel. Even if you meet Aceboy unfortunately, you will be able to deal with it."

"What about the second half?" I asked subconsciously.

The big face patted me on the shoulder: "Do you want to come to our revolutionary army? There is no future with them."

"Why?" I was a little unresponsive.

The big face was very frustrated, he didn't answer my question.Instead, his assistant, a man with a strange hairstyle holding a glass of red wine, helped to answer: "You are good at math, and can help manage accounts."

I started to think, and after thinking for a long time, the result was: "Are you all bad at math? Didn't you graduate from primary school?"

"Who will become a pirate/revolutionary army after primary school graduation?!" The unanimous answer was filled with mourning.

I point to myself.

Ace didn't know when he came over. He grabbed my shoulders and said, "Ai is on our boat, don't try to abduct her."

The big face looked between us solemnly for a long time, and then suddenly realized: "So it is like this."

"What?" I think he thought of something very bad.

"Ace boy, you have to take good care of my apprentice." The big face was a little disappointed and he gritted his teeth. I guess he must be very helpless. It doesn't feel good to lose his wife and lose his army.Even if you accepted me as an apprentice, you didn't abduct me who graduated from elementary school. It's really sad.

Ace patted my shoulder, I think half of my shoulder blade is going to break.But he smiled brightly: "No problem."

I still don't think there's anything wrong with this dialogue.

"As a peace-loving pirate, my nature is easy to get along with, so please allow me to solemnly decline your invitation. The Revolutionary Army is really too dark an organization." I seriously declined.

The big face looked at me suspiciously: "Why do you love peace and still come to be a pirate?"

I thought for a while, then turned to look at Ace: "He didn't pay for the meal at the restaurant where I worked. I couldn't beat him because he couldn't get the meal, and then he was fired. So he took me to the sea. .”

His assistant looked at the Upside Down Mountain in front of him: "Actually, the darkest organization in this world is the World Government."

"Replacing a darker rule with another darker one sounds like a good thing. Come on." I sincerely wish.

Ace tilted his head and fell asleep on my shoulder.

Does this guy really know I'm a girl?I doubt it.

But right now, whether I am a girl or not is not the point anymore. The point is that we rushed over the Reversing Mountain, and then the whole ship rushed straight down from the top of the mountain like flying, and the splash of water hurt people.

I was completely drenched, my hair and clothes were sticking to my face, I shook my head violently, and then Ace came closer again.

"Bake it for you."

Before I could react, I felt a mass of flames surround me, and the scorching hot breath enveloped me from head to toe in an instant.I screamed and kicked the defenseless Ace into the sea.

Everyone around was stunned.

The big face was the first to speak out: "The reflexes are pretty good, and Aceboy's physical skills are quite good."

Damn, I'm about to burn to death, who cares about reflexes?I rolled my eyes coldly and said, "I'll go back to the room and apply ice to my body."

"Is there any ice on your boat?" Big Face asked.

"Don't worry, there is basically nothing in the refrigerator except ice." I replied.

Dalian thought for a while: "You really are a group of peace-loving pirates, you are all so poor, why don't you just join our revolutionary army collectively."

"No." Ace, who was picked up by Brandy, spitting water like a dead fish, fell on the deck. "I'm not interested in the Revolutionary Army."

I rolled my face with the ice hockey: "Aren't you only interested in eating?"

"I want to defeat the strongest man in this ocean and become the One Piece Hahahaha!"

"...Young man, this is not in line with your setting. At least I think it is very difficult for a poor man to become the One Piece." I replied seriously.

"..." Maybe I was telling the truth. In an instant, I heard the sound of the glass hearts of the men on the boat shattering into pieces.I'm sorry, I forgot that the people on this boat are all poor and hopeless.

Ace sat up from the deck: "Love, don't you always have cold water, then why do you go to sea?"

I raised my scissors again and drew in front of my eyes to complete a shame play: "For love and peace."

"Then shouldn't you join the Revolutionary Army?" Ace thought for a while, then asked seriously, "Pirates can't rule the world, and we can't help you realize your dreams."

"Achieving one's own dreams by oneself is called a burden by relying on the strength of others." I said solemnly.

I saw Ou Lu writing something quickly in a small notebook, and then muttered to himself: "Such a classic dialogue must be written down!" After finishing writing, he stuffed the notebook and pen into his stomach—yes I read that right, it was stuffed into the stomach.

Seeing that my eyes were always on him, Ace patted me on the shoulder: "Duelu's dream is to travel around the world and become a travel writer, so he carries this handy little notebook with him and writes down everything he likes. Nice dream, right?"

"... is more reliable than you." I tried to evaluate objectively.But that's not the point!

As soon as I finished speaking, the ship suddenly shook violently.I slipped and hit my face straight against the mast.