[Quick Transmigration] The Truman Show

Chinese Federation

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EvaPower, 24 years old this year, has curly reddish-brown hair and amber eyes. She is an upright, brave and peace-loving white girl. She is one of the very few Chites in the Holy Roman Empire.

Eva is a reporter and a well-known writer of the empire. She has published articles in the media many times, advocating that the empire should have more contact with the east, ease relations with the east, and strive to eliminate racial prejudice and color discrimination. She claimed that if the world wants peace, the two countries Efforts must be made to break the stalemate and end decades of isolation.

Over the years, she has been working hard for this goal, even though in the empire, she became a Chite who was ridiculed and insulted, her mobile phone was hacked, all her privacy was posted on the Internet, and her car windows were hacked several times. All kinds of insulting and embarrassing words were written on it with paint. The life of her and her family was once troubled. She faced collapse several times, but she persisted.

No one expected that this young girl would become a key figure in the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two countries, and she was the only white woman selected in That Who Change the World within a century.

At this moment, Eva was a little worried.

She has just submitted a proposal to the Federal Foreign Minister on "art life cultural exchange".

When he left last time, the Federal Foreign Minister had revealed his willingness to contact the West, and even expressed his desire to "build a bridge of artistic life and cultural exchanges between the two peoples".

She knew that the relationship between the two countries had finally ushered in a turning point.

But the turning point may improve the relationship, and it is more likely to worsen the relationship between the two countries.

How to spread the word and build a bridge, Eva thought a lot after returning home, speculating on the intention of the Minister of Foreign Affairs-why she was arranged to watch various cultural troupe performances, and why she inadvertently expressed her curiosity and longing for the culture and art of the empire.

Could it be that he wants to send a message through her to invite the cultural troupe of the empire to perform in China?

However, where is there any "artistic troupe" in the empire?

After the empire entered the era of pan-entertainment, in order to gain ratings, all kinds of vulgar, indecent, crudely produced programs flooded TV and the Internet, and TV programs lost their original educational significance.Later, with the introduction of the star rating system, the pan-entertainment phenomenon improved.

For a purely entertaining and funny variety show, no matter how high the ratings are, the highest star rating can only be two stars.And if a star artist has participated in two-star variety shows for more than three times, his celebrity rating will stop at D-level for life.Variety shows with two stars and below are "non-recommended projects", and variety shows with three stars and above are "recommended projects".

Among them, three-star variety shows are mainly entertainment programs with "educational significance or social value, etc.", with high ratings and high popularity; four-star variety shows are mostly serious news or interview shows, boring but compelling and in-depth; five-star variety shows There is currently only one variety show - BattleBots.

The transcendent status of BattleBots is related to the empire's goal of improving its military technology strength, and even recruiting talents for weapon technology research and development.

However, the "bridge" of BattleBots is a bit too sensitive. When Eva was extremely entangled, the director of a romance show in the Empire offered her an olive branch.

But Eva had to carefully speculate on the conspiracy behind this olive branch.

The people of the empire like to hear the remarks that belittle the Orientals. Even politicians will gain the support of the people by ridiculing and insulting the Orientals. Variety shows always set up traps to tease Asians for the sake of ratings. ridicule it.

But despite the unknown risks, Eva didn't want to pass up such an opportunity.

After all, if the East and the West want to break the stalemate and eliminate prejudice, they must face all kinds of conspiracies.

In the end, the director's frankness convinced her, "The female guest is Reagan, you know, she is an extreme racist, hot-tempered, high-status, and an aristocrat, who hates blacks and yellow people. The show needs ratings and must Seeing conflicts and reversals, so now we are looking for an Asian male guest. He must be good-looking and have a good figure, because Reagan is a face control, and he has a high EQ and IQ. If he is humorous, good at kung fu, and talented Many, charming eyes... even better. You are a Chite, so we know you must have a lot of Asian friends. Of course, you don't have to worry about your friends being teased by the program group. We are a Samsung variety show, not those who are not popular show, this season is about embodying the values ​​of protesting against color and racism."

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While Eva was anxiously waiting for feedback, the ministers of the Chinese Federation were taking a break from their busy schedules to "regiment building" by the river.

Swimming, fishing, grilling fish, drinking soup, chatting...

Yes, this is the "regiment building" of the older generation of high-level cadres.

Incorruptible but not shabby, simple but not indifferent.

"That red-haired girl said to find a star, what do you say about this?"

"This show is about getting married? It's not easy to handle. We are now in a free relationship, and we have to see each other."

"Don't talk nonsense, what this program promotes is free love, let two people get along first, break up if it doesn't fit, it's democratic, and it also needs to show personal charm"

"That must be done, the last thing we need is stars!"

"Tsk, you are an old antique, how can you still know about celebrities?"

"I've been thinking about this for a long time. What is a celebrity? —— a model worker."

"Put it down, celebrities are not model workers, celebrities are good-looking model workers, and they are the best-looking model workers. I think this person has to be selected from the advanced figures of the art troupe!"

"I'm afraid that the people in the art troupe are a little too petty. They haven't seen the big world and can't hold on to the scene. If they go abroad, they will inevitably be made things difficult by others. They can't be submissive, let alone raise their voices and curse. You must have grace. This matter must Be cautious! We are striving for peaceful development, not war!"

"Yes, diplomacy is no small matter"

"What other requirements did the girl doll say?"

"It seems that someone with high EQ and high IQ must have good skills"

"High emotional intelligence and high IQ—this is a very profound summary—going abroad represents the image of the country. It must not be too weak or aggressive. It must have great wisdom to turn hostility into friendship; good skills are even more correct. We want to say It makes sense, but if someone bullies others too much, we will use our fists to speak. Our country has gone through detours for decades. It is backward economically and culturally, but its military strength is not weaker than others. What we are looking for is cooperation. Instead of groveling."

"Yeah, that's right"

"Skills can be selected from the officers, the rank should not be too high, but not too low, the age should not be too old, so as not to always engage in ideology, the age should not be too young, the character should be stable, and by the way, it must be good-looking. It looks good, but this army is full of old men, they are very rough, where can I find such a good-looking one?"

"With your eyes, how can you fit the girl's eyes? I think you might as well let the girl choose. I think she must have chosen a good person in her heart."

After finishing speaking, everyone thought of the same thing tacitly, and laughed at the same time.

"I see, the aesthetics of Westerners is really different from that of our Easterners."

"Shut up! That kid looks so energetic!"

"Tsk, which of our soldiers is not energetic?!"

"By the way, that kid is now a major, right?"

"I resigned! I handed over my guns, and I was sent to work in the fields. Just thinking about it makes me angry. I look like a human, but I'm just a military ruffian with a bad temper."

"However, the Wei family did not behave properly in this matter—that kid is just too smart."

"That's fine. If he wants to go further, his temper really needs to be tempered; but he is concerned about the overall situation, as can be seen from the Wei family's incident. He will always restrain his temper when he goes abroad..."

"I said, it's reciprocal. Should we also invite foreign stars to join our TV programs?"

"That makes sense. That love show is a [-]-star show. Let's invite them directly to the [-]-star show."

"...Do we have a seven-star program?"

"Every day at seven o'clock, the news is broadcast, what is it if it's not the Seven Stars?!"

"...Is the seven-star standard too high? They are three-star programs. I think five-star programs are enough?"

"Five-star program? Are you talking about focus interviews, or approaching science? I can watch it! I will tell them later and let them prepare early."

"..."

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When Eva learned that she could choose her own candidate, she was flattered and relieved.

In fact, she already had a candidate in her mind.

A young officer who surprised her at first sight.

Eva was 18 years old when she came to China for the first time. She became famous at a young age and was touted as a genius by the media. At that time, she was already a well-known science fiction writer in the empire. She graduated from a prestigious school with a master's degree. She was very curious about this mysterious oriental country and Zhang Yang liked to take risks. , regardless of illegal entry.At first, she was also afraid that this was a country that was as vicious as a scourge, but what she never expected was that this country was hospitable, simple and honest, and what was even more unexpected was that the foreign minister of this country was involved in a wide range of subjects, and even read her writings. novel, and praised her greatly.

After that, she was invited as a reporter to attend the military parade of the Federation of China.

Eva, saw the young officer.

At that moment, it seemed to be pierced by Cupid's arrow.

Tall and lean figure, deep eyes, resolute gaze, bronze-colored skin sweat under the sun, screaming hormones all over the body, the temptation of the naked military uniform, so handsome that people can't close their legs .

Looking at the facial features alone, they are not particularly outstanding. Compared with those Western models, they are even a bit dull, but they are very attractive when combined, especially coupled with the temptation of uniforms. The domineering and sharp aura is really impressive. Red ears and heartbeat...

So, in the solemn and solemn military parade, amidst the loud slogans of the officers and soldiers being reviewed, as the only foreign guest present, Eva screamed like an enemy attack, so that there was a commotion on the parade platform, all the guards, the collective He pulled out his pistol and pointed it at Eva.

The Eva, nervous, turned a blind eye to such a big battle, screaming at the young officer-"You are so handsome, I love you!!!"- and other brain-dead groupies.

This is one of Eva's black histories, and there are historical video materials to prove it.This video has been talked about by later generations for hundreds of years. The photo of her dancing and starry eyes was later selected into history textbooks. This event is also called the modern "first collision of Chinese and Western cultures". .

At that time, the scene was once embarrassing.

His Majesty the Emperor has a strong psychological quality, so he calmly turned his attention to the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

The Minister of Foreign Affairs can understand English, and he is also aware of the noisy scenes of military parades in the West, but he really can't stand the enthusiasm of the little girl, but he still feels very proud of the charm of his country's army.

Yes, that's how proud it is!

After listening to the explanation, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help sighing: "Old and old, the world of young people really doesn't understand!"

When Eva finally came back to her senses, she found herself being pointed at by everyone with a gun, and then heard His Majesty the Emperor say, "Everyone has it, stand at attention! Fire a gun to salute the foreign guests!"

Crisis lifted.

This is the embarrassment and crisis resolved by 136 bullets.

The Chancellor of the Exchequer silently felt sorry for the military expenditure.

Look up at the sky at 45 degrees.

The sky is so blue, it's time to open the country to levy tariffs.

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After the gunshot, Eva was stunned by the shock, and the smell of gunpowder smoke in the air made her look confused:

Is this overzealous?

Fire a salute or something, isn't this specification a bit too high?

Could it be that he wanted to show her military strength?

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During the dinner, Eva blushed when she saw the young officer!

It's not because I was shy when I saw the male god in military uniform, but because I belatedly figured out the whole story of the "fire a salute" incident! !

Yes, she finally felt ashamed.

The hazy affection that seemed like first love was completely extinguished.

That Cupid's arrow completely fell into the smoke of the military parade.

But Eva still shook hands with the male god with excitement and cold expression and asked for a group photo.

The male god could not speak English, and Eva could not speak Chinese at the time. In order to show his enlightenedness, His Majesty the Emperor found an interpreter for the two of them. His name was Wang Jinglun, a pedant who had studied abroad.

This translation left a deep psychological shadow on Eva——

Wang Jinglun adjusted his glasses, stretched out his hand, and said coldly in English, "You can call me Wang."

The smile on the corner of Eva's mouth froze instantly, damn it, if it weren't for your serious expression, my aunt would crush your cock!

Eva gave up the translation and proposed to take a walk alone with the male god, but in the yard, the two who did not understand the language sat on the steps and became smoking friends!

Yes, fellow smokers!

The kind of smokers who sit together, are not embarrassed at all in silence, and do not feel shy when looking at each other.

Later, when Eva was learning Chinese, she read a poem—"There are too many nonsense in the world, and there is no need to talk about speculation. When you meet, you can smile lightly and be at ease in front of the breeze."——she thought, this is the highest state of smokers, acquaintance and speculation , has nothing to do with Fengyue.

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When Eva found another smoker, the young officer was farming in the countryside.

The young officer was the same age as her, his name was Shi Kuang, and his nickname was Ziye.

Now, the two languages ​​have communicated with each other, one can understand Chinese and the other can understand English.

After getting acquainted with him, the image of a male god has been completely shattered, and this is a sleazy soldier ruffian in his bones.

Seeing him farming, Eva joked, "The war is over, so are you disarmed and returning to the fields?"

With a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, Shi Kuang casually threw the agricultural tools in his hand, "Try?"

Eva took the farm tool, thought for a while and said, "Is this a shovel?"

This is the first time Miss Capitalism has seen such a thing as a shovel.

Shi Kuang sat lazily on the ground, with one leg bent, his elbow resting on his knee, his hand outstretched in the air, and he dusted off the soot, "You don't need to dig too deep, half a meter is enough."

Eva: ...

She didn't seem to say that she would help dig a hole.

But Eva still dug a hole, and while digging, she said, "I helped you, do you have to help me too?"

"Oh, tell me?"

"Naturally, it is for the realization of international peace. Please help us to 'build a bridge of art, life and cultural exchanges between the people of the two countries', promote the normalization of relations between the two countries, show the personality charm of the Orientals, and eliminate the prejudice, misunderstanding and discrimination of the Westerners towards the Orientals... ..."

Shi Kuang interrupted impatiently, "Speak human!"

"I'd like to invite you to a TV show on Empire."

After Shi Kuang handed in the gun, he was so idle that he was about to grow moldy, and at this moment he couldn't help but feel a little moved, "Is it exciting?"

"Absolutely exciting!"

Shi Kuang glanced at her, his eyebrows frowned slightly, his pupils were horribly black, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "Yes!"

Eva said in surprise, "You agreed?!"

"Can you bring a guy?"

Eva sneered, "Hehe, do you still want to take the guy to fight?"

"Isn't your empire allowed to hold guns legally?" Shi Kuang squinted his eyes while smoking a cigarette, "Forget it, I'm not kidding you, the Wei family is going to be rehabilitated, I originally wanted to apply to go abroad to avoid suspicion, so this matter I agreed. But I have a bad temper, and you know the principles of how I behave and do things. I was dismissed when I came here, and I don’t have a military rank now. This is not an honorable thing. Think about whether I am suitable or not. If you think it is suitable, I will trust you and go out with you. If you think it is not suitable, it is not a big deal. I will also apply to go out to study by myself. Of course, I will definitely help you Find someone..."

"Appropriate! There is no one more suitable than you!"

Shi Kuang chuckled, pinched out the cigarette, and pointed to the distance, "Did you see the sapling on the other side of the river? Move it to this pit, and you'll be done with my work! I'll sleep for a while, I'm fine." Don't make any noise."

After finishing speaking, he leaned against the tree and began to close his eyes and meditate.

Eva: ...

The author has something to say:

In fact, I think the English name should be chosen if you can, because the names that appear in compulsory education textbooks are not very reliable. It probably sounds like Li Lei, Han Meimei, and Zhang Cuihua.Other minefields are names that some Chinese girls find cute, such as Candy, baby, Crystal, Cookie, Sweety, Honey, etc., which are too dusty, mainly for sex workers or strippers.When dealing with foreigners, I always say my Chinese name directly, or people call me my surname, but if you work in a foreign company, because you mainly deal with Chinese people, you really need to have an English name.If you really want to choose an English name, you can choose one you like from American dramas.

PS., Wang's surname is a bit embarrassing, and slang is a forbidden place for men.