[Quick Transmigration] The Truman Show

Holy Roman Empire

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After getting acquainted with the three members of the WOLF team, Truman's dual attributes of silly Baitian and the Great Demon King were fully exposed.

However, there is no doubt that the territory of the Great Demon King is undoubtedly a paradise for any mech lover.

It has nothing to do with the abandoned iron factory. In addition to garbage mountains, smelting furnaces, and steam hammers, there are also childlike mechanical amusement parks, all kinds of harsh mechanisms that are hard to guard against, and random discards in the smelting room. The design draft, half-formed mechs everywhere...

The big man asked suspiciously, "Why haven't these mechas been finished yet?"

Truman said indifferently, "Oh, I'm too lazy to do it."

It was done, but after a few days I always felt dissatisfied, so it was dismantled again.

The big man thought about it and said, "Can I use the things here to refine the mecha?"

"Of course, if the raw materials are not enough, you can dismantle the ones on the ground as you like; and use the ones from the garbage mountain as you like."

The big man did have this idea, and he carefully observed it, but he still needed some scarce military materials. He thought about the price on the black market, and thought about the terrifying low pressure when the boss had a gloomy face before, and felt a little timid.Yesterday, I strengthened my courage for a day, but the mental state of the big man's opening his mouth is definitely one of the best in the WOLF team.I was going to put all my eggs in one basket and give it a go, but today the boss went out early in the morning to discuss business.

Yes, it’s not easy being the boss of WOLF. He goes out early and returns late. He’s exhausted, he has to manage finances, he has to manage diplomacy. , being a father and a mother at the same time, building a country from scratch, creating a vast world for the bear children to play regardless of the consequences.

But recently, Roberto usually comes back before dinner, and basically never misses a meal.He encouraged himself, and finally decided that before the boss came back, he must quickly list the materials and hand them over to the group pet and mascot.

The one in front of me is WOLF's group favorite & mascot.

Well, I have to curry favor!

The big guy glanced at Tuan Chong, and added, "I'm strong, you can ask me for help if you need something."

Truman rummaged through the piles of waste paper in several rooms, and finally found a dozen pieces of light yellow paper from a wastebasket, stacked them casually, and handed them over.

The big man flipped through it quickly, and solemnly agreed.

Then, the big guy went to the garbage mountain.

Soon, the big man Oboi had an epiphany in the garbage mountain. The burst of inspiration was completely unstoppable, and he went to forge iron with his shirt on.

……

During the first week of getting along with each other, Truman finally confirmed his position in the WOLF team: chef.

The WOLF team has also become the only team that officially has a chef!

A team has only five personnel places.This is the first time BattleBots has ever had a team bring a chef into battle!

The BattleBots program team even felt ridiculed by professional players after receiving the "Application Form for Personnel Modification" sent by Captain WOLF, and is ready to spend a huge amount of money to improve the quality of this season's box lunch.

so what?

In front of Chef WOLF's oriental food, a boxed lunch worth 50 yuan and a boxed lunch worth [-] yuan are also scum!

Truman, who is lazy by nature, actually enjoys cooking for the two old children in the family the most, and the happiest thing is the happiness and joy from the heart when they eat.

Facts have proved that the charm of oriental cuisine is really irresistible.

Day [-]: Shrimp with jade belt, bean curd with oil, mandarin fish, paper-wrapped chicken, braised prawns, pot-roasted chicken

Day [-]: Drunken Ribs, Long Body Anchovy Shrimp, Deep Fried Double Crisp, Stuffed Eggplant, Fried Stuffed Three Treasures

Day [-]: Coca-Cola Chicken Wings, Longjing Shrimp, Chicken Feet with Pickled Peppers, Braised Spring Bamboo Shoots, Milky White Crucian Carp Soup

……

The door to a new world seems to have opened.

The primitive appetite made them feel "real" at this moment.

What is the meaning of life?

Everything is false, only what is eaten into the mouth and into the stomach is the most real.

When the hot and delicious food touches the taste buds, the electric current flowing through the whole body, the enjoyment when the stomach is filled, seems to realize the true meaning of "fulfillment" and "satisfaction" from the depths of the soul at that moment, and then Sigh from the bottom of my heart: This is the perfect life.

After living for so long, I now realize that what I ate for so many years was really tasteless.

Even Adam, who hated Asians so much, quickly rebelled.And his Chinese learning also started from the name of the dish.

Adam covered his stomach and sighed contentedly, "No wonder Eva gained weight every time she went to the East."

He has only eaten the rice cooked by Silly Baitian for seven days, and he has already gained ten catties.

If this goes on, won't he be round into a ball?

But when he thought of the other two, he felt happy.

After the big man Oboi retreated, he forgot to sleep and eat every day to forge iron, and occasionally he only drank water and ate bread.

And the boss of WOLF, a real profiteer and a really domineering president, rushed to the BattleBots reception after six hours of tense negotiations. Facing the cynicism of other team captains, Roberto embraced his girlfriend With a slender waist, he drank red wine calmly while collecting information quietly.During the rare relaxation time, I felt empty and hungry, and I missed the Dongpo pork and chicken feet with pickled peppers made by Xiongzi very much.

Truman held a pickled pepper chicken foot in his hand, and his lips glistened with oil, "Who is Eva? You still have Eve?"

"It's my sister, oops!" Adam sat up straight suddenly and opened his notebook, "I actually forgot one thing"

"what?"

"I've had so much fun these days, I forgot to write the script"

"What script?"

"A Samsung variety show, invested by my sister. The male guest is a yellow race. Eva thinks that there is something wrong with the script of the program group and disrespects the male guest. Let me write for her again."

"Your sister is a Chite?"

"Um"

"Then why didn't you—"

Adam frowned, "I've already apologized to you!"

"Oh"

Adam muttered under his breath, "I might as well be now"

"Huh? What did you say?"

"I said I'm a Chite now," Adam shouted at Truman, "Are you satisfied!"

The reason why Adam hated Asians before was simple.

Because Eva is close to Asians, and because of this closeness, Eva is crowded out and attacked by bad people, but he can't do anything, he can't beat him, he can only secretly feel sad-that's the reason for this awkwardness.

"What are you doing so loudly?" Truman dug his ears and snorted, "I'm not deaf."

Adam rested his fingers on the keyboard, lingering.

Truman looked puzzled and asked, "Can't you write?"

"How could I not be able to write?!" Adam rolled his eyes, "The best-selling romance novels are all written by me, don't you know?"

"..."

"Except for me, who can write such a pure love, that kind of pure heartbeat, such an unforgettable love at first sight... Hehe, adults don't know how to fall in love, they have nothing but calculations in their minds - wait, I need to find inspiration first," Adam closed the document, opened a treasured folder, and there was a video in it.

Truman blinked, "What resource?"

"Stare at the screen, don't blink," Adam rubbed his hands, and then double-clicked the video with the mouse, and said excitedly, "Oriental beauty with more taste than you"

"Isn't this a military parade? You like soldiers—"

Truman was stunned suddenly, his eyes glazed over.

The half-eaten chicken feet with pickled peppers fell to the ground.

Those eyes were deep, sharp and seductive.

It captured his heart in an instant.

Bang bang bang.

The sound of thumping.

It seems that fireworks are blooming, and a hundred flowers are blooming.

……

Adam was proud, "How about it, isn't my treasured beauty pretty good?"

"I think," Truman felt his mouth was dry, he licked his lips, the black pupils were full of fiery sparks, "it was love at first sight for him—"

After saying the words, he clearly realized that he really fell in love at first sight.

Even through the screen, he could feel the strong and deadly hormones. He imagined the lean and sexy body under the ascetic military uniform, and the blood in his body began to agitate, and the blood flowed continuously to the lower abdomen.

Damn!

He hardened.

It turned out that this was love at first sight.

Some embarrassment, some embarrassment, stained with scorching temperature, surging with fiery emotions.

At the age of 17, Truman, who had never passed out, stepped on the tail of puberty and tasted the taste of sexual excitement for the first time.

……

"Huh? This is normal, I often fall in love with beautiful women at first sight"

Truman's eyes turned gloomy, and his voice was full of extreme danger, "You also fell in love with him at first sight?"

"Beauty, so pleasing to the eye, of course I love it"

"I said it was love at first sight," Truman swore his sovereignty in a hoarse and low voice, "I wanted to tear his military uniform and fuck him."

"Damn! I, I didn't mean that—" Adam threw the notebook into his arms angrily, "All I want to sleep with are women, and if I see it hard, I will masturbate myself!"

Before closing the door, Adam didn't forget to take the plate of pickled peppers and chicken feet.

While chewing and thinking, Silly Baitian is really still a baby.

Has the old lady returned home?

Do you want to make an appointment for a meal and help Silly Baitian spy on the information?

The WOLF team is short of a beauty, preferably someone who can operate mechs, should we bring the beauty in?

He looks so good-looking, so his strength should be pretty good too, right?

Just thinking about it, the phone rang——Eva

Adam's mouth curled up.

Could it be the telepathy between siblings?

Sure enough, the fetters connected by blood are integrated into the bone marrow

Even though it is far away from the Pacific Ocean, it is so warm and cute

……

After being intoxicated, he finally pressed the answer button——

"Adam! The live broadcast is ahead of schedule! I'll give you an hour to send the script to my email, or I'll take off all your little Huang Wen's vests!"

"..."